Wallace & Vaida



C Support

Wallace: So, you are the one they call Vaida?
Vaida: Mm? Who are you?
Wallace: Wahahahaha! I’m glad you asked! I am Wallace, of the Caelin knights!
Vaida: Caelin? Where is that?
Wallace: Tsk! Ignorant woman. Clean out your ears, and listen closely! Caelin, home of our Lord Hausen, is a vital territory in the Lycian alliance of noble houses.
Vaida: Ah, that pathetic gaggle of weak countries… And? What does Sir Scrub Knight want with me?
Wallace: Grrrrr! What insolence! …I don’t know how strong you knights of Bern are but… Wallace cannot keep silent in the face of such insults!
Vaida: Hehh! How interesting! Well, I am ready. Shall we fight here?
Wallace: Pfff! I am a disciplined knight of Caelin! We are not so unruly as to forget our duty for a personal vendetta, no matter how worthy!
Vaida: What? Are you chicken?
Wallace: No knight of Caelin runs from danger!! I show my bravery in battle with the enemy, not with our allies! Listen, wench! Perhaps you would like to show m your prowess in the same way? Unless you are afraid I will show you up!
Vaida: Meh. Sounds like fun, I guess. I was getting pretty bored here, anyhow. You’ll see a good show today, knight!

B Support

Vaida: There you are, you bald old fossil. Still smarting from our competition?
Wallace: Bald old fossil!? You spitting cobra! Are you trying to make me share in your bitterness at being so soundly defeated the other day?
Vaida: Spitting cobra? I rather like that! But victory was mine the other day… So now which one of us is bitter?
Wallace: You talk madness, woman! By that reckoning do you believe I lost to your pathetic display? Surely we are not talking about the same battle! I was perfection unleashed… Those lance thrusts were blindingly fast, intoxicating in their sublime form!
Vaida: Wishful thinking, teapot! You were no prize on the battlefield! I saw you poke each unit one by one with your little needle… The whole thing took ages!
Wallace: Well, all I saw was a big lump of grey flesh flitting about in the sky and belching on occasion! And your wyvern wasn’t much better!
Vaida: …Well, obviously, we have not settled our score at all!
Wallace: Mm. Maybe not… Perhaps we need an impartial judge… Someone with an eye for battle! Perhaps…yes! My liege, Lady Lyndis!
Vaida: Don’t talk out of your rear, Wallace. She’s far from impartial when it comes to her shiny little teapot…
Wallace: Then who would you pick?
Vaida: One of the other two lords… Wait! The blue-haired, husky one is a knight like you… The armor may have rusted his brain… I guess that leaves the morose Eliwood… Is he the fairest judge we can find?
Wallace: Fine! I have no objections!
Vaida: Great! I can’t wait to run a few enemies through with my lance and show you what a fool you are! Now, let’s get Eliwood and settle this once and for all!
Wallace: Hahahahaha! I can’t wait!

A Support

Vaida: Ahh, this won’t do at all! How could you and I receive the same score?!
Wallace: I wonder the same thing! How could Lord Eliwood not have noticed the quality of my fighting?
Vaida: Infuriating!
Wallace: …Lord Eliwood did say that it was difficult to determine the victor in such a short battle… Perhaps if we both fought longer, he would have a better idea…?
Vaida: Don’t be a simpleton, platter-chest! The kid just said that to spare the feelings of the obvious loser… That’s why I didn’t want to ask him in the first place.
Wallace: Ohh! Weren’t you the one who said we should have him judge us in the first place?!
Vaida: Shut up! Don’t bother me with details! Yet, still… Like you said, seeing each other fight up close changes one’s perspective, doesn’t it? I got a good look, and you actually do have some skill with that thing… I take back those things I said about you being a hick knight from a weak country…
Wallace: Yes! As you should! …And well, I guess your fighting doesn’t leave too much to be desired, either.
Vaida: But this is far from over! The wyvern riders of Bern sit atop the heap of all other force on the continent! You will see our power soon!
Wallace: Hah! I do believe that is my line! By the honorable name of Caelin, we will never fail! You’ll taste the power of our knights, like cold steel in your mouth!