Helios Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 I knew it was bad, but I never knew it was this bad. My comrades who have had to suffer through this pain at one point in their lives or more, I salute you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ϲharlie Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 I once took a soccer ball to the nuts at point blank range. It was enough to take me down instantly, and it kept me down for quite a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klokinator Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 (edited) I fucking love the OP picture. I can only imagine what that poor pitiful fool did to deserve such a mind-blowingly painful kick to the johns. I'm pretty unlucky though, I once took an arrow to the nutts. Edited April 17, 2012 by Klokinator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 I once took a soccer ball to the nuts at point blank range. It was enough to take me down instantly, and it kept me down for quite a while. Same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 (edited) so I am pretty sure there is no actual unit of measurement for pain? I am not about to claim that "it can't be that painful" or anything, since I have seen friends get hit just by accident and go down like a sack of bricks and then stay down, but I would really not use a random factoid tumblr as proof of... anything, really. Edited April 17, 2012 by kdanger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 so I am pretty sure there is no actual unit of measurement for pain? I am not about to claim that "it can't be that painful" or anything, since I have seen friends get hit just by accident and go down like a sack of bricks and then stay down, but I would really not use a random factoid tumblr as proof of... anything, really. I am sure that Helios, and the person who made that picture, are being completely serious, and would rather go through the pain of childbirth, or breaking up to "3200 bones" (hint: does the human body have more or less than 1000 bones?) than get their balls busted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serene Flight Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 That pic... *crosses legs* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 I like the subtlety of using 'above' 9000 rather than 'over'. It really does make it a lot harder to figure out that it's a joke instantly. Instead it takes up until you notice 3200 bones. Really, it's more like about 1350 at most. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 I like the subtlety of using 'above' 9000 rather than 'over'. It really does make it a lot harder to figure out that it's a joke instantly. Instead it takes up until you notice 3200 bones. Really, it's more like about 1350 at most. and if your sarcasm radar's completely busted, it flies right under it! Clear indicator that I need to sleep, I start missing sarcasm all over the place when I get real tired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nolongeractivesheep Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Oh quit whining, boys. Your testicles aren't anywhere near as sensitive as even our breasts. Seriously. And our breasts are constantly running into other things, despite their incredible sensitivity. As for childbirth... so you'd really like to feel as through something the size of a fist was being forced through your urethra? Since that's basically the comparison here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 As for childbirth... so you'd really like to feel as through something the size of a fist was being forced through your urethra? Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 1. I've had a catheter shoved up my urethra. It sucks. I don't recommend it, and I feel sorry for any dudes that have to go through that. 2. Two words: Testicular torsion. There is nothing that my boobs can throw at me that's as remotely sucky as that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor Odinson Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 I'd only kick a man there if he was a rapist or something. No normal man should ever be subject to that :< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 The almighty testicles are to be cared for and protected. Also, I'm learning stuff. Not sure if that's a good thing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klokinator Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 This conversation is adorable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dondon151 Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Oh quit whining, boys. Your testicles aren't anywhere near as sensitive as even our breasts. absolutely false there are more nerve endings in the testes than there are in the areolae Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluedoom Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 God getting kicked in the balls is just... >.< I got punched there, once. It wasn't pleasant, nu-uh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Oh quit whining, boys. Your testicles aren't anywhere near as sensitive as even our breasts. Seriously. And our breasts are constantly running into other things, despite their incredible sensitivity. While I appreciate breasts are indeed sensitive and can receive quite a bit of pain when treated roughly, I don't see any girl falling like a sack of shit with tears in their eyes and screaming like a banshee when their breasts get hurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naglfar Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 While I appreciate breasts are indeed sensitive and can receive quite a bit of pain when treated roughly, I don't see any girl falling like a sack of shit with tears in their eyes and screaming like a banshee when their breasts get hurt. I've never seen anyone get punched in the tits. I'm interested that you seem to be implying that you have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 I've never seen anyone get punched in the tits. I'm interested that you seem to be implying that you have. The girlfriend has two sisters. Each girl has tits. They tease each other with poking on occasion, resulting in "ow my boob" occurring, where the retaliation was a punch, resulting in more "ow my boob". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashGordon94 Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 1. I've had a catheter shoved up my urethra. It sucks. I don't recommend it, and I feel sorry for any dudes that have to go through that. What, women have those? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 What, women have those? Yes, considering women also urinate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 What, women have those? Have you never taken biology? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naglfar Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 The girlfriend has two sisters. Each girl has tits. They tease each other with poking on occasion, resulting in "ow my boob" occurring, where the retaliation was a punch, resulting in more "ow my boob". Aren't you lucky? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluedoom Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Have you never taken biology? This. You don't know biology, do you crash? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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