RedRob Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 (edited) Basically this thread is just for us to post jokes about Fates. Any from ones you just came up with to ones already floating around the forums and the net. Like this for example https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opL5zRhqX7k (Don't know how to put videos on a thread) And here's one of my own making, Me: Corrin, when are you going to act like the hero you technically are? Nohrrin: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! NOBODY UNDERSTANDS! PEOPLE KEEP DYING WHENEVER I TRY TO HELP THE- Horrin: *punches Nohrrin* Shut up you whiny ass! This is what you get for not choosing Hoshido. *kicks Nohrrin repeatedly in the gut* Nohrrin: *cries like a little bitch* Me: *notices Azura is in the room* Aren't you going to put a stop to this? Or at least explain how this is happening? Azura: Meh, fuck it. Too lazy. *Camila arrives* Camila: *in a singsong voice* Corrin, I'm here to bone you- There's two of you!? Ooohh myyyy..... *orgasms at the thought of a threesome* Me: Well this has gone to hell. *backflips the fuck out of there* Now, go out there and show us how much of a comedic genius you guys are. Also, no reposts please, unless you're quoting said post, and commenting on it. Edited March 5, 2016 by RedRob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Time the Crestfallen Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 Posted this in the Awakening thing, here it is again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance Masayoshi Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 i think azama is a joke in itself thanks poster above me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abysswalker25 Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 I wonder who that mysterious singer was. Oh, hey Azura! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twice Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 (edited) Fire Emblem memes are my favorites [spoiler=The lobster at red lobster ] Edited March 2, 2016 by Jin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eriotto Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 (edited) http://blue-mouse-artbox.deviantart.com/art/One-of-us-534448925 Edited March 1, 2016 by Eriotto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChaosGallade Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 I never thought that SpongeBob and Fire Emblem could be so relevant together: (Conquest in a nutshell) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCProductions Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 (edited) I never thought that SpongeBob and Fire Emblem could be so relevant together: (Conquest in a nutshell) This is flipping gold I needed another excuse to post this, didn't I Edited March 1, 2016 by MCProductions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abysswalker25 Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 I never thought that SpongeBob and Fire Emblem could be so relevant together: (Conquest in a nutshell) Oh god that was amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DanMan Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 (edited) Let the an-NILE-ation commence! Also: "Are you a joker? ...I don't like jokers, Jakob." Edited March 1, 2016 by The DanMan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roflolxp54 Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 (edited) The cinematic cutscene in Conquest Ch. 14 speaks for itself. Also this: Edited March 1, 2016 by Roflolxp54 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylphid Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 (edited) Edited March 1, 2016 by Sylphid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secondworld Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 I know a good joke Odin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DanMan Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 I know a good joke Odin You mean Ohno? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rend Keaven Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 SILASKills an enemy who had a 0% hit rate."That was too close." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nym Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 I blame Takumi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerosabers Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 I never thought that SpongeBob and Fire Emblem could be so relevant together: There is an entire subreddit dedicated to this stuff. Have a look, reddit.com/r/spongeemblem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Time the Crestfallen Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Have another one: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secondworld Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 I blame Takumi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Time the Crestfallen Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Oh, and while we're on the topic of Spongebob: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tolvir Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 I never thought that SpongeBob and Fire Emblem could be so relevant together: (Conquest in a nutshell) That actually managed to make me feel even worst about choosing Nohr. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCProductions Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Do you mind if I use this as my avatar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinehollow Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 i think azama is a joke in itself thanks poster above me This picture is making me regret benching him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRob Posted March 2, 2016 Author Share Posted March 2, 2016 Well I'm glad to see everyone is having fun. I'm not sure what to make of all the spongemblem jokes. I am somewhere between "It's funny" and "died laughing" I got another joke, but I have shit editing skills and have no idea where to get screenshots and how to put images in here,(I tried posting one in the opening post, but I was told I couldn't post it in this community or something) so just imagine the scene from Star Wars where we learn Vader's true identity. Anankos: There is no escape! Don't make me destroy you. Corrin, you do not yet realize your importance. You've only begun to discover your power! Join me, and I will complete your training! With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict, and destroy humanity. Corrin [angrily] I'll never join you! Anankos: If only you knew the power of the Dark Side. Mikoto never told you what happened to your father. Corrin: He told me enough! He told me you killed him! Anankos: No, I am your father. Corrin: [shocked] No. No! That's not true! That's impossible! My father can't possibly a spiked dildo. Anankos: Spi-spiked dildo? Is that what I really look like? Corrin: Hm-hmm. Anankos: Your mother told me I was the most beautiful thing she ever seen. Corrin: Well, she never told me I'm half-human half-dildo. So I guess we're both disappointed. Seriously, Anankos's true form looks like a dildo. But if that's too dirty for your tastes, I found this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elieson Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Someone should post a sceeen of Beruka/C\Jakob support...i got too many laughs out of it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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