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Basically this thread is just for us to post jokes about Fates. Any from ones you just came up with to ones already floating around the forums and the net.

Like this for example

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opL5zRhqX7k

(Don't know how to put videos on a thread)

And here's one of my own making,

Me: Corrin, when are you going to act like the hero you technically are?

Nohrrin: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! NOBODY UNDERSTANDS! PEOPLE KEEP DYING WHENEVER I TRY TO HELP THE-

Horrin: *punches Nohrrin* Shut up you whiny ass! This is what you get for not choosing Hoshido. *kicks Nohrrin repeatedly in the gut*

Nohrrin: *cries like a little bitch*

Me: *notices Azura is in the room* Aren't you going to put a stop to this? Or at least explain how this is happening?

Azura: Meh, fuck it. Too lazy.

*Camila arrives*

Camila: *in a singsong voice* Corrin, I'm here to bone you- There's two of you!? Ooohh myyyy..... *orgasms at the thought of a threesome*

Me: Well this has gone to hell. *backflips the fuck out of there*

Now, go out there and show us how much of a comedic genius you guys are.

Also, no reposts please, unless you're quoting said post, and commenting on it.

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I never thought that SpongeBob and Fire Emblem could be so relevant together:

(Conquest in a nutshell)

This is flipping gold

I needed another excuse to post this, didn't I

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I never thought that SpongeBob and Fire Emblem could be so relevant together:

(Conquest in a nutshell)

That actually managed to make me feel even worst about choosing Nohr. :(

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Well I'm glad to see everyone is having fun.

I'm not sure what to make of all the spongemblem jokes. I am somewhere between "It's funny" and "died laughing"

I got another joke, but I have shit editing skills and have no idea where to get screenshots and how to put images in here,(I tried posting one in the opening post, but I was told I couldn't post it in this community or something) so just imagine the scene from Star Wars where we learn Vader's true identity.

Anankos: There is no escape! Don't make me destroy you. Corrin, you do not yet realize your importance. You've only begun to discover your power! Join me, and I will complete your training! With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict, and destroy humanity.

Corrin [angrily] I'll never join you!

Anankos: If only you knew the power of the Dark Side. Mikoto never told you what happened to your father.

Corrin: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!

Anankos: No, I am your father.

Corrin: [shocked] No. No! That's not true! That's impossible! My father can't possibly a spiked dildo.

Anankos: Spi-spiked dildo? Is that what I really look like?

Corrin: Hm-hmm.

Anankos: Your mother told me I was the most beautiful thing she ever seen.

Corrin: Well, she never told me I'm half-human half-dildo. So I guess we're both disappointed.

Seriously, Anankos's true form looks like a dildo.

But if that's too dirty for your tastes, I found this

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