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  1. 1. Who will die first!

    • Shin
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    • Refa
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    • Horace
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Previously on Pokket Mansters...

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And now for your featured presentation...

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Uh...let's just get on with the fighting and the proverbial mugging.

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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I AM LITERALLY FIGHTING

A MINISKIRT

LIKE THE MOST DEFINING THING ABOUT THESE GIRLS

IS ONE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING

GG FEMINISM

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No, please don't take your shorts off kthnx.

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WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Blood On My Hands: 1 (Vun LV7)

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Godspeed Vun, you never did get to evolve into a beautiful Butterfree. :(

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Yeah well you probably get a one star in tactics anyways.

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God drats, why am I being so incompetent!

Blood On My Hands: 2 (Vun LV7, Abobo LV10)

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[insert sex joke here]

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I LOVED YOU LIKE A BROTHER

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So tempted to just go around her.

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Half of the populace thinks I'm a kid, and the other half thinks I am a registered sex offender.

No, I didn't touch you, I only mug people after they challenge me to battles!

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RAVEN formely known as MACHIS, you shall destroy all who stand in my way!

Fastforward to Mount Moon because seriously nothing of any note happened in the interim.

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IN MEDIA RES

Oh yeah, also Pipi is a lil' bitch.

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The proverbial Red Shirt, ladies and gentlemen!

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I'd be baffled too if I saw a Pokket Manster shooting himself with SQUIRT.

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Let me try my hand at localization.

Remember Sharp Teeth, not to be confused with Sharp Tooth the main badguy of Land Before Time? Well, you jackass, TWERP has tried his level best to hold in all of his skills....HOWEVER, you in your infinite capacity to be a douchebag, have left him with more than four skills! Throw him a bone for fuck's sake and let him take off a skill in compensation for all of his hard work!

Man, I'm good.

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Be a smarty, come and join the SCIENCE party!

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Yesssssss.

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Well, at least you fessed up to it unlike SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN.

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The best argument for Rare Candy being some form of Cocaine that I've ever seen.

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Sounds like something Horace would say.

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Goddamit game.

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Why must everyone point this out?

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Seriously, shut the fuck-

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DEAR GOD

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Abort abort!

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Don't die on me, otherwise I'll be very cross with you!

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I'm going to ROCKY you to death!

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u mad bro

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They do?

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Gently caress you, I already took your lunch money.

Finally made it out of that hell hole.

Time to catch me a...

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Lame.

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Sharpoon = SHPON

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Cerulean City times await me!

Read the spoiler, don't be lazy!

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stealing refa's idea

in the last episode, our hero lost a valuable team member

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in the upcoming episode, a kickass team member joins!

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I headed north, completely forgetting about my rival

unfourtunately for me, he was more powerful than I

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until i abused the powers of harden! Thank god Kakuna didn't die!

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BAHAHAHA

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fucker

beedrill is now my favourite team member

thank god for fudge

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and Shin falls once again

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this is what evolution looks like

Also Charmeleon is badass y/y

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ODDISH COME JOIN ME

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Later events made me regret this nickname

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this was the next thing i found in the grass

thank the lord

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:facepalm:

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so iirc charmander is here in yellow version

it's replaced by thunderwave, which none of my pokemon can currently learn

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D:

FUCK YOU TOO KARATE CHOP

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About now is when I started to appreciate scrub

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Only CAMIZORD could learn it so he gets it

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ok time to take on misty

i remember starmie being a bitch

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i think somebody is retarded

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:D

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SCRUB IS GOING ALL THE WAY BABY

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Oddish <3

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wow misty sucks

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lol

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how did you beat her

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with scrub

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oh btw horace

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you know that patch of grass near the bridge?

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yeah

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to the left

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apparently that's a seperate route from the other patches of grass

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that's where i caught scrub!

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so you can like catch one more pokemon!

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so i can go to the north patch and get another one!

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yeah!

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FUCK YEAH

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This update is worthless and I should feel ashamed for making it but I have no choice because stupid game froze on me.

Oh yeah something happened last time didn't it?

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OUR GREATEST FOE VANQUISHED

Nothing as cool happens in this episode unfortunately.

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God drats.

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Don't finish that sentence.

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Pokemon is as feminist as ever, I see.

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They can ride on water!

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The master crime.

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MY ARCH NEMESIS

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You fool, I am more powerful than you can imagine!

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See?

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kthnx.

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Are we still talking about Shin's Abra?

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No, I had an S-Drink.

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Don't get philosophical on me, unless I get more money out of it.

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A crasser person would say "SUPER EFFECTIVE" but that's so cliche.

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Is this better than the Master Ball?

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he suffers from

Gephyrophobia

the worst of the worst

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Sure, why not?

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It's tradition at this point.

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God drats game.

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It's tradition at this point.

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God drats game.

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:facepalm:

Maybe I should start keeping track of how many Pokemon between you four are named (somewhat) after me, and how many of them end up dying before this thing is over.

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Shin continues

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The first jerk I come across is this thing! Welcome aboard Elieson!

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No!!! Must kill Horace!

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Horace is a dummy!

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Of course he's confused, who knows what Banzai's on about?

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Route 24 gave me a Pidgey. Welcome, Harpoon the third!

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I visited Vermillion briefly. Boron Two! The spiritual successor of Boron!

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No!!! Why does quick attack do that to me!!!

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Woo! Darros also died!

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Hey Lightli! Horace the Magikarp was also caught in Vermillion.

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Woo!

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This update features many revelatory things!

Like how I am really really sucking for some reason.

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Well I guess that wasn't revelatory at all.

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WANLIs are the biggest assholes ever, no doubt in part to Karate Chop and it's stupid crit rate.

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no u

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God drats, this was uh...totally my fault. I didn't realize that Boron'd be OHKOed like that!

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Godspeed Boron, there is no room for Boron 2 because of 5 character limitations.

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the fuck man

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Nightmare approves.

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In other news, Raven still wrecks shit.

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TIME TO CHALLENGE MISTY

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They are comfy and easy to wear.

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GORON will be able to do what BORON could not!

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Dammit, I can't send out GORON because of PECK, so TWERP deals with MOON.

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Wooot.

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Sure, why not?

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I'm so smart guys, first I used GROWTH a bunch of times.

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And then I switched to MOOK for meatshielding completely negating the effects of GROWTH

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OH GOD WHY

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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I had to use all of my WOUND CURES to win.

ALL OF THEM.

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Godspeed Raven, you were actually awesome and stuff.

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last episode, I can't remember what happened

but this episode sucksalot

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fuck

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you

it literally used sleep powder every time I switched out

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D:

so close to evolution

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GET IN THE DAMN BALL

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He should be pretty solid I hope.

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THE FEARED RATICATES

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(scrub died after missing 4 sleep powders in a row)

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Not losing to sleep ever again

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Moved out west of vermillion, caught meself a drowzee! He should be good in the future.

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Apparently the daycare route is a different route! I get scrub again!

Also do a little griding so mankey, Drowzee and scrub don't die.

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I think you just blew your cover

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oh good fury attack except with stab finally another attack

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SO I HEAR YOU HAVE A RATICATE

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FIRST RATICATE BATTLE WITH ZERO FATALITIES

YESSS

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...

I adventure into diglett cave

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and catch kyle the diglett

I also temperarily put zubat in the pc for the next gym, since i have 7 (!) alive pokemanz

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before surge

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gg surge

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So Shin, how about those Ratatatatatatatatatatatatas?

No!!!!

It's nice to see that Refa's so adept at killing his own Pokemon. He makes it look natural! Oh, wait! At least mine were unfortunate critical hits!

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Last time, I was awful!

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This time I'm not much better!

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Yeah, clearly digging holes in the ground is an expensive practice.

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Dammit Rocket guy, you know I hate these guys!

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OH GOD DAMMIT WHY IS YOUR DROWZEE I DONT EVEN HAVE ANY POTIONS HOW STUPID AM I

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Sleep Powder saves the day. cool.gif

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Who's that Pokemon?

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That's right, it's DEAD.

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Oh well, at least I have another chance-

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God drats.

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ALL HEIL HYPER FANG

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Both.

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THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS IN GEN 1

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It's so bad.

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oh god

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Please be good, please be good, please be-

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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Man he's going to be so amazing.

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jk i suck

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RIP JEFF

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Now the game is just kicking me in the balls for the fun of it.

So time to level up my fresh blood!

Who the fuck wants to watch some hardcore grinding action?

...Anyone?

FINE

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LETS KICK SOME ASS

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I'm so good that I won't let any more of my Pokemon die for the rest of the playthrough!

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no its mine

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What a boss.

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y

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YESSSSSSSSS

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Hahaha, this translation guys, THIS TRANSRATIAN.

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That's Mr. Captainhead to-Oh, you actually got it right. WELL THEN.

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A SHIN APPEARS! COMMAND?

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> KILL EVERYTHING IN SIGHT

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LETS DO THIS

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Everyone got OHKOed GG SURGE if that is your real name.

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Last episode was the fall of a few party members

this episode is the fall of many, many more

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somebody is ready to fuck bitches and take names

to daycare with you!

he's too strong!

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OH DEAR GOD GAMEFREAKS

terrible sprite aside, he's pretty okish

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I thought you needed a vine stone or some shit for this

turns out a pokemon called vileplume exists. I learn something new every day

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worse than golbat

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lolno

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Caught outside cerulean towards rock tunnel

spearows are badass

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now i could go into that patch of grass but i'd rather get a water dude later on

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caught in rock tunnel

he only knows karate chop

fml

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EVOLUTION MAKES EVERYONE OP

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fucking exploding rocks

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fucking crits

i head west of lavender town

and catch my newest team member

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IT WASN'T A LOSS AFTER ALL

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unfourtunately he's down a mega punch and dig tm

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so much for that

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GROWLITE

ARCANINE IS MY LIKE ALMOST FAVOURITE POKEMON

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stealing pokemon in celedon

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stones for growlite, eevee and gloom

horaces thoughts on how to make growlithe good

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add body slam + fire stone

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to get this

fuck waiting till level 50 to learn flamethrower

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Vaporeon is better in a nuzlocke than jolteon since it can tank crits like a boss

and dat special

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might as well

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...

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:B):

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what the hell is up with that enormous egg

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twineedle gg

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haha no

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current status

kyle is level something in daycare, gloom is level 26, and golbat is level 24

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last episode, we killed off half the team to go to chapter 6x!

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fuck looking for it

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...

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LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE

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NOOOOOO

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this could take a while

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YES FOLGORE GREEN DROPPED THE KEY

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Curse you backpack! I demand a refund for a bigger one!

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STAB DOUBLE EDGE

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so fucking confused

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and i have to do this bullshit again

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and again

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:/

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that makes no sense

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come at me sabrina

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solid snake in action

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:facepalm:

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lol

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somewhat tough but was stupid and used rage

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curse you snorlax! I'll be back for you!

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Yessssss

Harvey must never die

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"I'm visiting Henry"

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HENRY AND SPACEJESUS ARE

YOU'RE GOING DOWN BITCH

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... that was kinda stupid

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gg Shin

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AND YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME

9%

... I wanted gastly

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i am so mature

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fuck yeah rare candies

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Too strong!!! To the PC with you!

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i'm pretty sure it's only attacking move is bone club

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No!!!

I just bought like 10 awakenings!

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status update

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Remember me?

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No wait, come back, I display a vague semblance of competence!

When last we left off, I was uh...doing something quite important. Now, I am running away from packs of underground mole Pokemon.

...Wait, what?

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the fuck game

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I'm just feel bored too bro, lemme kick your ass to get over that.

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Hahahaha, shouldn't it be the other way around?

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I took this picture solely to say that Beedril would look so badass if it didn't look like he was scratching his butt or impaling his own tendons.

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My next ally awa-

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...Yeah. Also I totally did this before Dio did, but I'm lazy and yeah.

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I'm an equal opportunist ass kicker.

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Yessss, come to papa, HM SLAVE I mean HM Buddy, yeah.

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I DUB THEE SAM

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Maybe it wouldn't hurt to occationally go to English class too, just saying.

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MY NEXT ALLY IN THE FIGHT FOR EVERLASTING PEACE

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>No Balls except that Gold Ball which is actually a Nugget in disguise

Well, I didn't want him anyways, he's a poopyface.

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No comment

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Please don't kill me.

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His name is goofier than my dopey nicknames!

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I've heard the horror stories about his deadly SELFDESTRUCT, I'm not takin' any chances!

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Stay dead.

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Shin I didn't know you were a MOUNTAIN MAN.

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This is basically how the rest of Rock Tunnel went.

Smooth like Sunday morning.

Except Sunday mornings kinda blow I need to come up with a better analogy.

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Rivetting tale, chap.

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Pokemon has transcended being a simple video games series into a fully fledged religion.

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Oh god, I never knew Pokemon had such a dark and intrigu-

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Teehee, MINISKIRT.

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YESSSSSS YOU SHALL BE MY NEW COMRADE IN ARMS

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They're always boys, eh?

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VULPIX = VULPIX + EMASCULATED

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No fuck you, I grind in lieu of having any actual skill.

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Wow, he learns REST in Green version, coolio.

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Hahahahahaha, Ember is a better version of SPLASH.

Also my ROM froze right and my last savefile was right before I caught Vulpix.

Dammit, now I'll probably find a Pidgey.

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Banzai's defeat

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Time for Lightli to do what he does best!

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Flash!

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I've got this!

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No!!!

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Yes, they're creepy!

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No!!!! Not Selfdestruct! Banzai, forgive me! You were so noble!

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Why does everyone assume I'm a rapist?

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Nice try!

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No!!!

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He's a bearded pantsless flasher, woo.

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I wonder which evolution...

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This one!

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Yes!

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This gym's great!

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Harpoon the third just solo'd the entire gym!

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You need to be careful gambling!

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Uh...

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Confusion stinks!

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Security is pretty lax here.

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Kanga can rage, but Horace can Dragon Rage!

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last episode we caught cubone and got the poke flute

don't think anyone died

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oh shi-

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so sexy

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ABORT ABORT

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ok i'm gonna level up a bit before trying to catch the next one

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D:

he was falling behind anyway tbh

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a new friend joins us! He's actually pretty good!

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the fuck is wrong with machoke

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No more chances with these fuckers, they might explode

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close to evolution apparently, might as well...

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... gulp

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could catch but killed for exp

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FUCK BITCHES

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Fearow, you're now obselete! Rot in the PC until someone dies!

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speaking of obselete

Dugtrio gained 5 levels but i'm gonna use marowak instead

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wut

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oh joy i actually caught something

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bench unless someone dies

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second dude i saw in here

wouldn't have caught it anywaqy

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again very mature

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the fuck

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ok poison types should be easy

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THIS IS NOT WHAT POISON TYPES LOOK LIKEI

opt not to continue on in the gym.

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oh joy, i could catch a pidgey

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GET IT AWAY FROM ME

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...

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take that, Shin!

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why learn water gun when you have surf and bubblebeam

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ANOTHER FUCKING PIDGEY

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followed

by

another

fucking

pidgey

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i was hoping for like bonemerang or something cool

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...

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:facepalm:

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COME AT ME BRO

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BARELY BUT I GOT YA

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I HAVE A PLAN

also named him Raven because (Merc) Raven is fat

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the fuck stream of shitty moves learned in the 30's

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boom

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boom

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gg

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did one of those stupid charts that shin did

took half an hour

curse you shin

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should do my next update but lazy

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