Parrhesia Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 (edited) It was a dark and stormy night in the Stadium of Light.The players began arguing - as they were wont to do - then someone cut the lights.In a panic, people began searching for the lightswitch, as a whirlwind of blows came down and screams echoed from every corner of the room.Finally, the room flickered back to life."I sure hope I wasn't harmed during that. After all, I go back to Tottenham in a week-" began Danny Rose, before noticing the knife in his throat, groaning and sinking to the ground. You are Danny Rose.One of our only good players in 2012/13. It's a pity you're actually a Tottenham player, but still influential enough to spark chants of your name to the tune of "DADDY, DADDY COOOOOOOL". Which is brilliant, in my opinion. You sort of turned to shit when you went back, but that's another story.Your role is that of a vanilla. There is literally nothing remarkable about you. And don't the red stripes really complement the colour of your blood? "Shit, it's Danny!""Hold up, lads!" said another Sunderland player, and pointed at another body...Keiren [sic] Westwood had fallen to the ground, writhing in agony, seemingly having stabbed himself through the ribs in the darkness. But he had life enough to look up into the faces of his comrades.But it was strange. He seemed almost to transform into someone... better. More talented. Dutch.And there was hate in his eyes. You are Tim Krul. For the purposes of blending in, you have adopted the pseudonym of Keiren [sic] Westwood.A really good young goalkeeper who Joe Kinnear claims to have signed himself, you may be Dutch but you've been here for a really fucking long time, meaning you're English enough to help with signing more Frenchmen. It's complicated. Still, you're a good player, and reached peak form at a time when Newcastle really needed it.Your role is that of a grunt. A pawn in the mafia, but still possessing an informed position in the elite minority. And they found a scrap of material clenched in his fist...No doubt, then, that this was nothing short... of invasion.A typical Tyne-Wear derby, in other words. Have at it. SIGNUPS1. Kirsche2. Candeloro3. SB - Adebayo 'The Beast' Akinfenwa, Slain N24. CamTech - Yohan Kebab, Redirector, Slain N25. Prims6. Weapons7. FFM8. Belisarius9. Shin10. Randa - Adam Johnson, Townie, Lynched D1 11. Paperblade - Papiss Cisse, Watcher, Slain N112. Blitz13. BBM - Gus Poyet, Announcer, Slain N114. Rapier - Simon Mignolet, Goalkeeper, Slain N315. Strawman16. scorri17. Reinfleche/Juliette - Alan Pardew, Gravedigger, Lynched D318. Refa - Guy Who Punched A Horse, Grunt Slain N219. The Bear20. Bluedoom - Joe Kinnear, Director, Lynched D2THE BENCH[spoiler=Rules]1. No Outside Contact.2. I'll set up a graveyard for the deceased.3. Don't quote anything I tell you in private unless I tell you otherwise. This includes your role PM.4. No screenshots.5. No editing posts.6. Post at least once a day, unless you've a good reason. If you do, then tell someone.7. Apparently tactical modkilling is a thing now. Not on my fucking watch.8. No night talking.9. Eclipse has co-mod privileges. [spoiler=Mechanics]1. Inspection results are not guaranteed to be accurate.2. Vote with ##VERB: USER. Unvote with ##Unvote. Don't hide votes in spoilers or any other way.3. Days last 72 hours and Nights last 24. If a phase ends early for some reason, you'll get an extension in the following phase equal to the leftover time in the previous phase up to a maximum of 24 hours.3.1 Days end early if a hammer is reached.3.2 Nights end early if all actions are in.4. You need a hammer to lynch. The second failed lynch results in universal loss. Don't be jerks.4.1 Hammer is the first vote that brings the number of votes on a player to over 50% of all possible votes as determined by me.5. You can't target yourself.6. You can target the dead but I can't guarantee anything will happen.7. The role PM takes precedence over this ruleset, but when in doubt, ask first.8. No fools/jesters, nor is there a cult.9. Looking up names/roles will probably not avail you - not every player in the Sunderland's faction is with them at this time, July 2014, and the scum all have Sunderland-aligned aliases. 10. If you aren't town? You'll know about it. Edited July 16, 2016 by Parrhesia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belisarius Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 yay game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeaponsofMassConstruction Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 It's time for a mass claim. I am a compulsive insomniac. ##Vote: scorri Popcorn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 Furet, when you see this, get on IRC/PM me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Refa Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 Wait, we can post? Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 (edited) Actually, scratch that. I think this is serious enough to warrant stopping the game. Furet, talk to me ASAP. Edited August 3, 2014 by eclipse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 . . .okay, that's been resolved. Onward! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Refa Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 ##Vote: Prims Forever bitter...or am I? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluedoom Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 ##Vote: Strawman Welcome back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blitz Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 Bear hunting season ##Vote: Bear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CT075 Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 ##vote Marth i'd vote rapier but i'm afraid he'll sub out so this is the next best thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluedoom Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 yeah you don't vote the weapon you vote its user Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CT075 Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 ##unvote ##vote weapons weapons scum confirmed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeaponsofMassConstruction Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 o no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 Bro! I'm actually in time for RVS. ##Vote: Rapier Gotta vote him before he subs out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SB. Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 ##Vote: Bluedoom WHY WON'T SHIIDA PROC STRENGTH? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blitz Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 Bro! I'm actually in time for RVS. ##Vote: Rapier Gotta vote him before he subs out! sounds like a plan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blitz Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 ##Vote: Prims Forever bitter...or am I? hey Refa, why start off with Prims when he said he would be busy for a while? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Refa Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 Bro, did you even play Conspiracy Mafia? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluedoom Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 ##Vote: Bluedoom WHY WON'T SHIIDA PROC STRENGTH? BECAUSE YOU PAIRED ME WITH BBM IN FAYZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blitz Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 Bro, did you even play Conspiracy Mafia? no, I was just sleeping through it good point Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 ##Unvote ##Vote: Refa You reminded me of Conspiracy. I'm not bitter, I swear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blitz Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 ##Unvote ##Vote: Refa You reminded me of Conspiracy. I'm not bitter, I swear. and here I thought I was the worse one, so, why go after Refa? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 and here I thought I was the worse one, so, why go after Refa? Who are you again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SB. Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 ##Unvote ##Vote: Shin Look, I know what you guys are saying, but Shin really is the Mafia Strongwilled Miller and we need to lynch him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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