Shin Posted May 3, 2012 Author Share Posted May 3, 2012 And so it continues. And why are you awake, Shin? O_o That was 8 in the morning for me. I had a 9am start ^^. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Refa Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 (edited) Previously on "Ephemeral Pokemon 2012 Nomation Nuzlocke- And now to our featured presentation. OK, let's see what I get since that stupid glitch screwed everything up. Well, that was fortuitous. Another fan of challenge runs! YOU MUST BE DESTROYED how sure why not MY NEXT FRIEND SHALL BE Get it, because Cat Mario. Also; i'm not biased you need to get out more NO IT CAN'T BE TRUE how the fuck am i supposed to buy anything when i don't know what half of it even means Damn, that's cold. i'm still not biased not whatsoever seriously whatever gave you that idea me giving this all to refa is perfectly normal Fine, you two can get something too for being so cool. FREEZE BUNCH Sequences exist to be broken! MY MORTAL ENEMY What have I gotten myself into? can we just get to the part where we fight with our cocks already ...wait that came out wrong ..wait so did that dear lord I had to spam Lemonades until he finally used Meditate. Yeah, he 2HKOes every one on my team, what about it? HITMONKUN on the other hand sucks So, naturally I picked the better of the two. thanks for the choice bro HITMONLEE RULES NEXT TIME WE CONFRONT THE ROCKETS FOR REALZ Edited May 3, 2012 by Refa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Excellen Browning Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 I'm kind of expecting a Serious Bananas update right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SB. Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 (edited) I'm writing it now. I think I need to change image hosting sites though, so it'll take a few minutes. So I figured I should do an update too. Not from the beginning though, since I already started. Also I'm terrible with nicknames and jokes. Starting from the end of the SS Anne Be prepared to see this many times. Wait what why do I have to go I haven't caught Mew yet D: Anyway, gym time. You are? This is obviously going to work. Okay so a crit did 12 damage. How are you a gym leader again? I can't believe they made you a gym leader... No Haha Voltorb Selfdestructed while I was underground. Time to troll Surge. ... Oh okay good And you suck too. Edited May 3, 2012 by Serious Bananas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Refa Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 Previously on The Last Pokemon- And now... Yeah, not much has changed. I AM THE MASTER OF MAZE PUZZLES Why do I need this, I am THE MASTER OF UNLOCKING. come at me bros Refa laughs at GROUND type Pokemon. please don't crit me with slash oh okay cool let's do this man u suck I pray for the dearly departed. RIP Vun, Abobo, Boron, Raven, Jeff, Goron If only I had been smarter... ILL KILL YOU Guffs were had on this moment. srsly carla wtf at least she's better than fe karla amirite I beat Shin as usual. i think he's compensating for something FABULOUS GHOST = GHASTLY I say this because Yeah it's confusing me too. Shin's been upstaged! WHY DID I STEP INTO THIS OH DEAR LORD I suppose that's one way of looking at efficiency. Rivetting tale, chap. STOP CONFUSING ME GAME Cubone = HAHA Marowak = HAHA God drats. How profound. HAHA is so inapropos here. Enlightenment != Buddha you bakka gaijin translators Not as cool as Hoovenville. is this sprite better than the one in red/blue im still trying to decide which is the lesser of two evils what am i a homicial guy now i was not in the know about his Next gym! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunwoo Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 Refa, the translation of your game both confuses me and makes me laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elieson Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 Refa, the translation of your game both confuses me and makes me laugh. I wish to play this translation because of it's...unique descriptive terminology. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted May 4, 2012 Author Share Posted May 4, 2012 Bad things happen to Shin again Just what I needed. I wonder how Specta is doing! Yes. Boron, Harpoon, Harpoon Jr, Timp, Darros, Banzai... I'm sorry. Hey look, it's that jerk Horace! Horace is raging! Thirteenth! Have fun in the box! Horace is starting to question his own feelings... towards Gastly? Well, that was effective. Says you! Turns out that the jerk didn't need saving. Good for them! It seems all fishermen are sumo wrestlers. How quaint! Woah! Snorlax totally stole my thing! Snorlax was defeated by sleep and a pokeball. Only Camtech could be that incompetent! Well, if that's the case... Wait, do they even know any electric attacks? Well, at least I don't have to use the old rod any more. Surely Magikarp evolving was a good thing! Why did you press B! Yes, I'll just show-... No!!! Why does this always happen to me! Curse you, Fury attack! OK, I got this! No!!!! Hey Refa! Another winner here. I decided to catch the other one. I might as well... I guess I can settle with Nightmare the Hitmonchan. Oxygen! After Boron! Neo-Banzai. Just in case I felt like crippling my own team. We are ninja! If it's off limits, how can I get through the front door? Fortunate that you joined Team Rocket then. Things just keep getting better. Wait? I guess I joined after I beat the bridge. Nice try! Exploding won't work on me! No!!! I thought I sensed a great evil! Horace is getting progressively lamer. Who are you again? Don't you become a hermit in three years time? I wonder how I can waste this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 ha! it's all tied up! also post reserved for next update Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunwoo Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 Are you two competing for "most Pokemon killed", seriously? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 (edited) yes don't need to doublepost [spoiler=up to after sabrina] damn shin beat me to it fuckdammit I have no clue where this is whatsoever and there are warp portals everywhere more solid snake action I SEE YOU that voltorb blew up and he was at like 115 health, lol yessss ... since when can snorlax explode i think this is where i found the card key but i was too slow with the img button it took like 40 minutes, no joke thank god i didn't want to go back to the pkmn center so insignificant that he gets blocked out by a text box... oh fuck you you are all jealous of my special sweeper ... another pushover why is giovanni so bad maybe i'm just good is this banned? yayyyy my body is ready ... gg koga ok whatever silph co had enough of this bullshit i just run into random protals until i get lucky slobro so far wins the most disturbing sprite i remember the fight in the pokemon show against sabrina was terrifying this was actually pretty easy tank time i'm pretty sure that was a psychic bitch stepped on the stairs and now i can't get out in the next episode... i get hopelessly lost at sea! the chart a few posts back is the updated one. and boron it's a competition to see who's the worst at pokemon, not the best, because I think we're both awful Edited May 5, 2012 by General Horace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 still going strong [spoiler=up to after giovanni] ok screw this not catching anything anymore hey look a pidgey suck it do i get bonus points this is shin's doing General Horacewtf the gym door is locked General Horace how do i get in Refa get the key from the mansion General Horace where is the mansion Refa BEFORE BLAINE STARVES TO DEATH Refa the building to the left General Horace oh Xmas lavender town Refa of the Gym hahah General Horace holy shit i got attacked Refa yeah General Horace koffing General Horace i'm not even catching anythign anymore I was actually confused when the card key didn't work ;/ took me forever to figure this out too i think i was smarter in my childhood fuck you! holy shit this thing is better than my whole team EATING SELFDESTRUCT CRITS LIKE A CHAMP took long enough I thought it evolved into metapod, but apparently this is right :/ "there are 9 badges" might as well forget skull bash nothing evolves three times electric hits ground or something who made these questions fuck i didn't read the question oh fuck you hahaha even i'm not this dumb hahaha fatman everything died in one hit except arcanine which lived with like 1 health i'm fairly certain it has full health bud i need the fire blast tm and my bag is full bet he's a scrub yep missed an awesome screen of Nidoking using tackle, that was the only attack giovanni got off on me team before victory road am i gonna get my ass kicked at the elite 4? Stay tuned! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunwoo Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 Does this mean you're almost done? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 yep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Refa Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 (edited) In this episode BULLSHIT. No flashback because BULLSHIT makes me so mad. I guess I beat someone or something fuck if I know. Nothing says Pokemon quite like MONSTER JUICE. Fuck you too bro. Best name ever. Except this OF COURSE. You're not old enough to curse! Awkward turtle. Holsety? Make up your mind dammit. Male learns HORN ATTACK. Why the hate? PART OF THE PROBLEM Woot. Well at least he's honest. This is so wrong. I take back anything I said about ULTRA BALLS. Bitchin'. My life sucks. Fuck you game. Let's do this. Koga you're a cunt. Edited May 5, 2012 by Refa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Raven Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 i beat shin ask horace for details Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 (edited) it involved lots of body slam http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAdnpHwxHpg&feature=youtu.be Edited May 5, 2012 by General Horace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted May 5, 2012 Author Share Posted May 5, 2012 (edited) Shin finishes so he isn't upstaged by Horace I'll get a bike eventually. Wait... You're an awful ninja. A maze... oh dear... Wait... how did this happen? Curse you, sense of direction! As does Sabrina! How do I get out of here? But I keep killing them! I hate this game. And he hates horses. No!!!! How does he beat me every time! I swear there were 9! Yes! Poliwhirl, Poliwrath, Politoed! Pikachu totally fried Onix in the anime. No! My levels are not identical! I had a 50/50 chance. Well, Blaine was easy. So was Giovanni. And Horace. He became known as Rapier... he never did do anything. I may have some trouble with that. No!!!! I used Repel! I wanted Moltres! Curse you, Crash! Which is what I called it. Wait, what? Ha, nobody will... No!!! Not fair! OK, I need some back-up. No! Curse you, peck! He shall be known as Shin. What! He shal be known as Also Shin. Chart coming with next update. Edited May 5, 2012 by Parco Folgore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted May 5, 2012 Author Share Posted May 5, 2012 Double post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Excellen Browning Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 Shin ended it like a boss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 Curse you Shin! You couldn't have done it without me though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted May 6, 2012 Author Share Posted May 6, 2012 Curse you Shin! You couldn't have done it without me though! Perhaps not, all my other good pokemon died as a result of my bad luck. Well, at least I managed to beat you (ingame) for once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Refa Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 Before on Pokemon Green Nuzlocke... KOGAAAAAAAAAAAA And now I finally update this thing wooot. MY NEWEST COMRADE IN ARMS Rinse and repeat 500 more times ad naseum. Fuck you too Pokemon Mansion. Oh yeah that was the first Pokemon I found so I caught it. Also I'm not even trying with nicknames anymore. FINALLY. OK so funny story my ROM had one of those bitch moments and basically I had to switch to the Japanese one for the final trainer in Blaine's Gym and just stuck with it for Blaine. Shut up and duel me old man. WEAK YES A DODU- I didn't want him anyways. Vintage 1932. REVOLVE KICK is almost as badass as STRANGE FORCE and doesn't even come near YOGA. How does putting this on Pokemon not kill them? he's in such a bad situation that he had to pray to GOD and CHRIST, you know as a sort of contingency plan if GOD was out to lunch Mind running that by me one more time? is this so called "soviet Union" in the Johto region no u r the dab come at me bro Shin stop suck- God drats. There, all better. you shut your mouth in the adult ________ It's MAD LIBS time. This is how it went for the rest of Robotnik's team. THIS TRANSLATION fuck you man do you see any bug pokemon on me ALL IS FORGIVEN To the teen witch's place! Ohohoho my jokes are only slightly more original than WUBAT. "When you beat up my Pokemon and take my lunch money, how does that make you feel?" you don't need to be a PSYCHOLOGIST to thrown spoons and curve them why aren't you fighting crime then like i dunno the gaggles of team rocket members i just crushed kinky Score one for the REFAs back home. the fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colonel M Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 How did Hypnosis not affect Golbat... ...IS IT THE SCARY SPRITE!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 Thank god Golbat's movepool is absolute shit (like it used Confuse Ray and Supersonic, haha) otherwise those misses might have actually mattered Although I did rage when i found out it had haze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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