DeSu Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Wingy = Thingy = Claus Mortis Waiya = Faiya Wai-Fai = Why-Fi =-= Patrick_Colasour is now known as JackBauer * JackBauer kills everyone. * Wingy is dead <Wingy> This is a tragic turn of events <Wingy> ;_; <JackBauer> Score. =-= Wist is now known as SHITRON5000 * JackBauer adds +1 to kill count. <JackBauer> That now makes it... 18,871. =-= JackBauer is now known as Patrick_Colasour * Wai-Fai escaped the mass killing. * Waiya +1 post count * Wai-Fai sneaks behind JackBauer... <Patrick_Colasour> Jack has left the building. * Wai-Fai uses his ultra-machine gun to avenge his friends. <Wingy> I'm starting Case Four * Waiya ¿¡ <Wingy> An epic one, Nightmarre said <Wai-Fai> RATTARATTARATTA! <Wingy> KA-BOOOM <Patrick_Colasour> Jack Bauer has left the building... * Wai-Fai sets kill +1 * Patrick_Colasour crashes an Enact into Wai-Fai <Wai-Fai> I am ワイ-輝. <Patrick_Colasour> ... <Patrick_Colasour> Whut? <Wai-Fai> I AM ワイ-輝, BITCHES! XD <Waiya> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL * Patrick_Colasour turns to Wingy <Wingy> I am υινγυ <Wingy> Yes? <Wai-Fai> DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH MY NEKO! <Patrick_Colasour> I've got... dry balls... <Wingy> .... * Waiya ¿! * Wingy is creeped out * Wai-Fai takes out the machine gun... <Wingy> NO! * Waiya ?¡ * Waiya ¿! <Wingy> No violence for my sake D= * Waiya ?¡ * Waiya ¿! * Waiya ?¡ * Waiya ¿! * Wai-Fai kills Patrick_Colasour * Waiya ?¡ * Waiya ¿! * Waiya ?¡ <Patrick_Colasour> Of course the South Park joke is lost... * Patrick_Colasour dies <Wingy> o_o * Patrick_Colasour did not die. * Wai-Fai fills Patrick's cadaver with bullet rain. <Wingy> *wew* * Patrick_Colasour cannot die. * Wai-Fai god-kills Patrick_Colasour * Patrick_Colasour is immude to death thanks to LolArmor. <Wai-Fai> Gods can kill anyone. <Wai-Fai> Even invincible people. <Patrick_Colasour> Tell that to Death from CastleVania. <Wai-Fai> SO TAKE THIS! %0Proxy-Connection: keep-alive Cache-Control: max-age=0 3CWai-Fai> *facepalm* * Wai-Fai lols at the LolArmor and it shatters. * Wai-Fai fills Patrick_Colasour with bullet rain. <Wingy> Because your laugh is so terrible not even lolarmor can withstand it? <Wai-Fai> BOOM HEADSHOT! * Patrick_Colasour hops into an Enact before the bullets hit and closes the hatch <Wai-Fai> Lolarmor shatters with lol <Wai-Fai> It's not a bullet. <Patrick_Colasour> LolArmor is MADE of Lol, fool. <Wai-Fai> It's a rain of bullets <Patrick_Colasour> You can't break it with Lol. <Patrick_Colasour> Enacts are Mobile Suits. <Wai-Fai> You are playing too many Castlevania... * Patrick_Colasour FIRES HIS LAZORS! * Wai-Fai takes out lol's natural enemy, -_- <Patrick_Colasour> Heheheh... Platinum Armor FTW. * Wai-Fai -_-'s at the LolArmor and it shatters. * Wai-Fai busts 1059729051867 caps into Patrick_Colasour's head. <Wingy> EDGEWORTH IS A MURDERER?! <Wai-Fai> BOOM HEADSHOT! <Wingy> T__T <Wai-Fai> BOAM HEDSHOAT! <Patrick_Colasour> That -_- is not strong enough to penetrate my Enact! <Wai-Fai> BOAM HEDSHOAT! <Wai-Fai> BOOM HEADSHIT! <Wai-Fai> XD * Patrick_Colasour is safe from Wai-Fai's bullets * Wai-Fai packs phazon bullets into his machine gun... * Patrick_Colasour continues to shoot at Wai-Fai with the Enact's rifle. * Wai-Fai fires all the phazon like fucking god. * Patrick_Colasour deflects the Phazon bullets with the Enact's shield-spinner * Wai-Fai 's phazon corrupts Patrick's enact * Patrick_Colasour continues to pump superheated gas in Wai-Fai's ass <Wai-Fai> *Patrick_Colasour gets corrupted <Wai-Fai> * <Wai-Fai> YOU ARE DARK SAMUS NOW! =-= Patrick_Colasour is now known as Dark_Patrick_Colasour <Dark_Patrick_Colasour> BWAHAHAHA! <Wingy> -__- <Wingy> Nice job, waifu <Wai-Fai> And you must constantly feed yourself with pure phazon, like all Dark Samuses do. =-= Dark_Patrick_Colasour is now known as DarkPatrickColasour <Wai-Fai> Go on, Dark Sammy... <Wai-Fai> But... * DarkPatrickColasour slurps up all of Wai-Fai's bullets <Wai-Fai> Most importantly... <Wai-Fai> YOU... <Wai-Fai> ARE... <Wai-Fai> A GURL NAO!!!!! :O <DarkPatrickColasour> Not everyone infected with Phazon turns into Samus, IIRC. <Wai-Fai> Dark Samus. <DarkPatrickColasour> Dark Patrick. <Wai-Fai> Metroid Prime 3. <Wai-Fai> Death by phazon corruption cutscene. <Wai-Fai> Samus transforms into Dark Samus <Wingy> Because <DarkPatrickColasour> Durr, it carried over from 1 & 2. Same Samus. <Wingy> She's SAMUS <Wai-Fai> NOW YOU MADE ME MAD! <Wingy> You weren't before? D= * Wai-Fai packs anti-matter bullets into his machine gun... * DarkPatrickColasour spams Wai-Fai with the Phazon Enact's Phazon Beams. * Wai-Fai fires all the anti-matter like the mother of fuck. * DarkPatrickColasour dodges <Wai-Fai> And remember, the mother of fuck fires fast! XD <DarkPatrickColasour> I CAN STILL DODGE, BITCH! * DarkPatrickColasour pulls a Graham Special, despite not being Graham Aker. * Wai-Fai grabs an anti-matter sword and engages melee combat with Dark Patrick. * Wai-Fai slashes the enact and it explodes by matter-anti-matter reaction, taking the sword with it. * Wai-Fai grabs another anti-matter sword. <DarkPatrickColasour> Uh, one man against a 40-foot Phazon-corrupted transformable Mobile Suit? <DarkPatrickColasour> How does that work? <Wai-Fai> Not anymore. <Wai-Fai> Since I blew it up with my anti-matter sword. -->| Kia (loozer@dm-20819.triad.res.rr.com) has joined #Serenes_Forest <Kia> hi <Wai-Fai> So it's only you and me. <Wai-Fai> No enact. <DarkPatrickColasour> Uh, You God-Modded. That voids your action. <Kia> ... <Wai-Fai> Because Matter + Anti-matter = BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! <DarkPatrickColasour> Go get an MS and come back then. <DarkPatrickColasour> DODGE. <DarkPatrickColasour> I CAN DODGE YOU. <Wai-Fai> Can't dodge something that already happened. <Wai-Fai> N00B! <DarkPatrickColasour> YOU GOD-MODDED SO IT COULDN'T BE DODGED, N00B! <Wai-Fai> I god-modded? <DarkPatrickColasour> Your action is thus void. <Wai-Fai> WTF is that? <DarkPatrickColasour> YES. <Wai-Fai> What the fucking fuck is fucking god-modding fuck? <Wai-Fai> Fuck! <DarkPatrickColasour> You do an action and say it hit in the same message. <Wai-Fai> Wo. <Wingy> A lecture on powerplaying? <Wai-Fai> So. <Kia> FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK <Wingy> Are you people freakin sane? <Wai-Fai> It couldn't be missed. <Kia> more words out there <Kia> who is sane? <Wai-Fai> You couldn't miss it, so I destroyed your enact. <DarkPatrickColasour> Yes, it could. DODGE, MOTHA FUGGA! <Wai-Fai> So now let's play melee, mano a mano! <Big_Boss> lol Melee <Wai-Fai> And it's mudder fugger. <DarkPatrickColasour> Get an MS and come back. Then I'll kick yer ass. <Wai-Fai> Y <Wai-Fai> UR MAH MUDDER! -->| Lord_Raven (lordikey@dm-24938.bltmmd.fios.verizon.net) has joined #Serenes_Forest =-= Lord_Raven is now known as Nathan_Graves * DarkPatrickColasour ditches the Phazon-corrupted Enact for a GN-X, complete with a GN Shield. <DarkPatrickColasour> Yo, Nathan! <Nathan_Graves> hi DarkPatrickColasour * Wai-Fai throws his anti-sword like mad at Dark Patrick in a desperate attempt to blow his brains up. * DarkPatrickColasour tosses the old Enact in the way |<-- Nanaya|KILLINGPPL|Work has left webchat.darkmyst.org (notnet.uk.eu.darkmyst.org betamatrix.ny.us.darkmyst.org) |<-- ur_fais has left webchat.darkmyst.org (notnet.uk.eu.darkmyst.org betamatrix.ny.us.darkmyst.org) * DarkPatrickColasour 's Enact asplodes as a result. -->| ur_fais (Username@dm-17034.zoominternet.net) has joined #Serenes_Forest -->| Nanaya|KILLINGPPL|Work (chatzilla@dm-35018.dc.dc.cox.net) has joined #Serenes_Forest * DarkPatrickColasour hops into the GN-X's cockpit. * Wai-Fai picks another anti-matter sword (from his four-dimensional backpack) |<-- Nanaya|KILLINGPPL|Work has left webchat.darkmyst.org (Exit: ChatZilla 0.9.84 [Firefox 3.0.5/2008120122]) * Wai-Fai stabs his anti-sword into the GN-X. * DarkPatrickColasour opens fire on Wai-Fai before he can throw the next sword. <Wai-Fai> TOO LATE, PAL! <Wai-Fai> GAME OVER! * DarkPatrickColasour activates the GN Shield at the last second, causing the GN Particles to asplode instead of the MS. <Wai-Fai> TOO LATE! <DarkPatrickColasour> Heheheh... GN Shields are cheap. <Wai-Fai> CAN'T UNDO ACTIONS! <DarkPatrickColasour> Uh, you powerplayed again. It's a fair post. -->| Ayase (Mibbit@dm-4147.static.kgpt.tn.charter.com) has joined #Serenes_Forest * Wai-Fai takes his ultra machine gun and stands in a "DIE BITCH!" pose. * DarkPatrickColasour opens fire with the GN-X's Vulcan cannons * Wai-Fai dodges like the mother of fuck. * DarkPatrickColasour calls for support |<-- Ayase has left webchat.darkmyst.org (Exit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client) * Wingy supports * DarkPatrickColasour watches as two GN-X wingmen show up * Wai-Fai shoots with all the might in the goddamn universe with his 303831678349065 bullets per second machine gun. <Wai-Fai> YOU TRAITOR, WINGY! <Wai-Fai> <Ganon> YOU MUST DIE! <Wingy> I defend the challenged T__T <Gilgamesh|Ruling_Babylon> mongrels * DarkPatrickColasour activates the GN Shield, deflecting the bullets <Wingy> It's what Phoenix Wright tought me <Wai-Fai> CAN'T UNDO AN ACTION, MUDDER FUGGER! -->| Ayase (Mibbit@dm-20723.dhcp.kgpt.tn.charter.com) has joined #Serenes_Forest <DarkPatrickColasour> No actions were undone, dumbass. <Wai-Fai> Yes you undid. * Wingy supports Patrick's claim <Wai-Fai> You undid the bullet rain with a LATE shield. <DarkPatrickColasour> Dumbass, I can activate it AFTER the bullets start flying and be fine. <Wai-Fai> Try to be in goddamn time, that's what makes fucking IRC battles challenging and politically correct. <Wai-Fai> You can't. <Wai-Fai> The bullets fly faster than the mother of fuck, remember? <DarkPatrickColasour> YES YOU CAN. MOBILE SUITS CAN DO THAT. <Wai-Fai> You can't dodge faster than faster than the mother of fuck... <Wai-Fai> -_- =-= SHITRON5000 is now known as Wist <DarkPatrickColasour> MS are built for speed and mobility. They're faster than Faster than the mother of fuck. <Wai-Fai> Hey, Wistron, want to help me defeat this ban mech? <DarkPatrickColasour> At least at quick defense... <Wai-Fai> You are also an almighty meck. <Wingy> I miss Faiya <Wingy> And Nightmare <Kia> wrong it is Nightmarre <Wingy> Or, rather... Waiya <Wingy> >_> <Kia> 2 r's * Wai-Fai inputs WISTRON5000's password * DarkPatrickColasour rushes up to Wai-fai * Wai-Fai merges himself with WISTRON5000. <Wai-Fai> ENGAGE COMBAT 342650###$%!% * DarkPatrickColasour unloads the Beam Rifle's cartridge into Wistron <Wingy> OBJECTION <Wingy> Kia =-= Wai-Fai is now known as Why-WISTRON5000 <Wingy> You have fumbled the use of the plural <Wingy> It should be "Rs". <Wingy> Not "r's". <Why-WISTRON5000> /// BATTLE SEQUENCE #1 \\\\ <Wingy> Also, you're a car brand. How low can you stoop? <Kia> lol * DarkPatrickColasour purposely infects the GN-X with Phazon * Why-WISTRON5000 dumps all the fucking missiles into Dark Patrick * DarkPatrickColasour dodges <Kia> hey is every channel I am in etting that at the same time or what <Why-WISTRON5000> /// BATTLE SEQUENCE #2 \\\\ * DarkPatrickColasour returns fire with Phazon Beams from the Beam Rifle <Waiya> ENERGY BURST!!!!! * DarkPatrickColasour does a Split S and hides behind an astroid <Why-WISTRON5000> START SHOOP DA WHOOP LASER CANON #$£!!!## <Why-WISTRON5000> IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR! * Why-WISTRON5000 shoop da whoops into Dark Patrick. * DarkPatrickColasour activates GN-Phazon shield * DarkPatrickColasour is safe from the dual protection of the shield and Asteroid <Why-WISTRON5000> // BATTLE SEQUENCE #3 \\\\ <DarkPatrickColasour> Oh, cool, that one's a real rock. * DarkPatrickColasour shoves another asteroid towards Wistron * Why-WISTRON5000 uses his machine gun and Wistron's to shoot the biggest bullet rain ever seen in the entire universe. <Waiya> wow <Waiya> thats big <Why-WISTRON5000> I have my ultra machine gun. <Why-WISTRON5000> WISTRON5000 is equiped with 50 super machine guns. * DarkPatrickColasour is lucky enough to be shileded from the bullets by the very asteroid he pushed away <Why-WISTRON5000> Wai-Fai + WISTRON5000 = PWN -->| Luxord (darkmyst@dm-38211.range86-162.btcentralplus.com) has joined #Serenes_Forest <Waiya> i see <Why-WISTRON5000> /// BATTLE SEQUENCE #4 \\\\ * DarkPatrickColasour throws a Phazon grenade at Wistron * DarkPatrickColasour 's grenade explodes * Wingy seeks comfort in Faiya <Why-WISTRON5000> ACTIVATE PHAZON SUIT SHIELDING 23609346$#&$$#!& * Waiya eats explosion <Wingy> T__T <Why-WISTRON5000> Thanks, Waiya! * Waiya comforts Wingy <DarkPatrickColasour> O: <Waiya> np <Why-WISTRON5000> I will certainly make you an op! <Wingy> ^_^ <Waiya> I enjoy the taste of battle <Why-WISTRON5000> XD * DarkPatrickColasour drops a Colony on Wistron <Waiya> :o <DarkPatrickColasour> EAT THAT, BUB! * Why-WISTRON5000 is protected by the Phazon Suit shielding * Waiya projectile vomits explosion <DarkPatrickColasour> ...Damn. <Why-WISTRON5000> XD <Waiya> *The colony is destroy* <Why-WISTRON5000> THANKS A TRILLION, FAIYA! * Waiya salvages parts from colony. * DarkPatrickColasour draws Phazon-Beam Saber <DarkPatrickColasour> COME ON! * Why-WISTRON5000 uses TEH OPPPZZZZ POWA in Waiya <Waiya> OMFGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE [ERROR] Unknown command “ME”. <DarkPatrickColasour> WINGY, I NEED BACKUP! * Waiya becomes energized * Why-WISTRON5000 grabs the special weapon Faiya made from the salvage. * DarkPatrickColasour slashes horizontally at Wistron * Why-WISTRON5000 unleashes its immense Armaggeddon power against Dark Patrick. <Why-WISTRON5000> Wow, kewl weapon, Waiya! * DarkPatrickColasour activates GN Shield <Why-WISTRON5000> You can't defy Armaggeddon. <Why-WISTRON5000> It's the end of the universe. <Why-WISTRON5000> It's undefiable. <DarkPatrickColasour> Tell that to Jehuty. * Why-WISTRON5000 tells that to Jehuty. <Gilgamesh|Ruling_Babylon> its not the end of the universe, mongrel <Gilgamesh|Ruling_Babylon> its the end of the world <Gilgamesh|Ruling_Babylon> ugh <DarkPatrickColasour> And technically, Armageddon is just the end of the Earth. * Waiya is gaining too much power!!!! * Waiya glows brightly * DarkPatrickColasour is safe because Wistron overestimated his power * Why-WISTRON5000 unleashes its immense power against Dark Patrick again, using his ultra machine gun at the same time. <Why-WISTRON5000> WAIYA! <Why-WISTRON5000> USE YOUR POWER! * DarkPatrickColasour dodges machinegun fire <Wist> WTF WHO IS THIS IMPOSTER? =-= Wist is now known as WISTRON9000 -->| Doom103 (gnavas103@dm-16458.hsd1.fl.comcast.net) has joined #Serenes_Forest * Waiya implodes, creating a massive purple-hole <Why-WISTRON5000> I merged with you, ok? <Doom103> Hello * DarkPatrickColasour uses the GN Shield to deflect the immense power <WISTRON9000> Oh, okay. <WISTRON9000> Hello. =-= DarkPatrickColasour is now known as Phazon_GN-X <Why-WISTRON5000> This happened, Wist: <Wai-Fai> Hey, Wistron, want to help me defeat this ban mech? <Why-WISTRON5000> <DarkPatrickColasour> At least at quick defense... <Why-WISTRON5000> <Wai-Fai> You are also an almighty meck. <Why-WISTRON5000> <Wingy> I miss Faiya <Why-WISTRON5000> <Wingy> And Nightmare <Why-WISTRON5000> <Kia> wrong it is Nightmarre <Why-WISTRON5000> <Wingy> Or, rather... Waiya <Why-WISTRON5000> <Wingy> >_> <Why-WISTRON5000> <Kia> 2 r's <Why-WISTRON5000> * Wai-Fai inputs WISTRON5000's password <Why-WISTRON5000> * DarkPatrickColasour rushes up to Wai-fai <Why-WISTRON5000> * Wai-Fai merges himself with WISTRON5000. <Why-WISTRON5000> <Wai-Fai> ENGAGE COMBAT 342650###$%!% * Phazon_GN-X slashes at Why-Wistron again with the saber * Why-WISTRON5000 merges with the new Wistron and upgrades the mech from 5000 to 9000. |<-- Ayase has left webchat.darkmyst.org (Exit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client) * Why-WISTRON5000 uses a Master Seal to promote it to 10000 * Phazon_GN-X puts a gash in WWistron's chest with the saber <Phazon_GN-X> Spend more time defending! =-= Why-WISTRON5000 is now known as Why-WISTRON10000 <Why-WISTRON10000> IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND! =-= Wingy is now known as Thingy <Phazon_GN-X> Oh crap... * Why-WISTRON10000 unleashes the massive OVER NINE THOUSAAAAND power at Dark Patrick GN-X. * Phazon_GN-X Dodges and returns to base * Phazon_GN-X gets an upgrade =-= Phazon_GN-X is now known as Phazon_Ahead <Phazon_Ahead> Hahaha, taste my PHAZON LANCE! * Why-WISTRON10000 unleashes more waves of sherbet OVER NINE THOUSAAAND-Machine-Gun-Armaggeddon power * Phazon_Ahead leaves base and dodges the machinegun fire <Why-WISTRON10000> POWER MIX! * Why-WISTRON10000 destroyed the base. <Phazon_Ahead> You can't attack someone while they're at base! * Waiya reappears from the dark purple vortex <Phazon_Ahead> That's breaking the rules! <Waiya> I agree <Why-WISTRON10000> You dodged, therefore, I destroyed the base. <Waiya> Base is for naptime and lunch D: <Phazon_Ahead> Dodged while leaving the base. <Gilgamesh|Ruling_Babylon> thus, hitting the base <Gilgamesh|Ruling_Babylon> mongrels <Why-WISTRON10000> <Capt. Falcon> YES! <Phazon_Ahead> Otherwise, I woulda gotten a faceful of Machinegun. <Waiya> gil <Waiya> go eat some chikin nuggitz <Waiya> nub * Phazon_Ahead watches as the survivors move to a new location |<-- Luxord has left webchat.darkmyst.org (Exit: DarkMyst WebChat (EOF)) * Phazon_Ahead bumrushes WWistron with the Phazon Lance * Waiya starts to eat the dark purple vortex <Thingy> This is...what * Why-WISTRON10000 kills the survivors one after the other, until only the evilest of them all remains (Dark Patrick) <Waiya> ? <Thingy> Faiya, please don't endanger yourself! <Phazon_Ahead> I'M NOT AT BASE! -->| SmartRutter (Smartrutte@dm-12243.buffalo.res.rr.com) has joined #Serenes_Forest =-= Mode #Serenes_Forest +o SmartRutter by ChanServ <Phazon_Ahead> That action is thus void, as it's false. Now start defending or I'll lance ya! <Why-WISTRON10000> OH SMART" <Why-WISTRON10000> HELP ME! <SmartRutter> uh hu <SmartRutter> *hi <Why-WISTRON10000> GIVE ME POWER TO DEFEAT THE EVIL FORCES OF PATRICK! * Phazon_Ahead rushes at WWistron with the lance <SmartRutter> anyway, i had fun today * Phazon_Ahead stabs WWistron in the arm with the lance <SmartRutter> FIELD TRIP! :D * Why-WISTRON10000 recieves the uber MZX invinco power from SmartRutter <Phazon_Ahead> DEFEND, YOU, OR I'LL TAKE YOUR HEAD! * Why-WISTRON10000 uses the invinco shield to defend himself. <SmartRutter> don't think so why-fi <Phazon_Ahead> Too late, you've already been hit. <SmartRutter> set "invinco" 0 <SmartRutter> endgame <Phazon_Ahead> I had given you a chance to defend, and you didn't. <SmartRutter> so anyway, we got to go to tech wars <SmartRutter> the bridge our group made got 2nd place :D <Why-WISTRON10000> Smart, help me. <SmartRutter> it held 400lbs <SmartRutter> without breaking <Why-WISTRON10000> You should help me.- * Phazon_Ahead charges WWistron again with the lance <SmartRutter> and that was the limit, it could've held more * Why-WISTRON10000 sets "invinco" to 300000 <Doom103> Back * Phazon_Ahead pierces WWistron's head with the lance <Doom103> Hi Guys <Why-WISTRON10000> MWAHAHAHA! <SmartRutter> our school got 3rd place overall <SmartRutter> out of who knows how many schools <Why-WISTRON10000> Smart, be kind and explain Patrick what invinco is, because he is trying to do the impossible and break it. <SmartRutter> i could show you a video of the weights being put onto our bridge <SmartRutter> my friend is going to send the video of it to me <Phazon_Ahead> Invinco is God-Modding, mate. It's not allowed here. |<-- Snow-Composing has left webchat.darkmyst.org (Exit: ) <Why-WISTRON10000> How do you know? <Phazon_Ahead> Because God-Modding is banned. <SmartRutter> :loop * Phazon_Ahead takes off WWistron's head with the lance <SmartRutter> set "invinco" 0 <SmartRutter> wait 1 <SmartRutter> goto "loop": <SmartRutter> *goto "loop" <Why-WISTRON10000> PLEASE HELP ME SMART! <SmartRutter> end <Why-WISTRON10000> DON'T RUIN ME! <Phazon_Ahead> It's over. I took your head. <SmartRutter> set "lives" 0 <Phazon_Ahead> Unless the cockpit is in the Torso... <Why-WISTRON10000> PLEASE DON'T SMART! <Why-WISTRON10000> DON'T! <Why-WISTRON10000> ARRRGH! <SmartRutter> endgame <SmartRutter> you lose <Why-WISTRON10000> *invinco expires* <Why-WISTRON10000> *me dies* <Why-WISTRON10000> GAME OVER * Phazon_Ahead wins! <Thingy> really? <Phazon_Ahead> Score! <Thingy> It's over? * Why-WISTRON10000 gets out of the Wistron and unmerges himself from it... <Thingy> Why-Fi died? <Why-WISTRON10000> OMG! <Why-WISTRON10000> I'm stuck! <Phazon_Ahead> I took his head <Thingy> That's...a reasonable sacrifice <Why-WISTRON10000> The Wistron is so badly damaged that it won't unmerge from me! <Why-WISTRON10000> HEEEEELP! <Thingy> No <Why-WISTRON10000> HELP ME! <Thingy> You've done enough >=[ =-= Phazon_Ahead is now known as Patrick_Colasour <Why-WISTRON10000> I HAVE TO GO EAT DINNER! <Thingy> >_> <Thingy> DINE IN HELL * Patrick_Colasour disembarks from the Ahead, somehow no longer Phazon Corrupted <Why-WISTRON10000> I CAN'T SHOW MYSELF TO MY MOM LIKE THIS (with an ultra-mech half-attached to me)! <Patrick_Colasour> Huh, that's odd... =-= Why-WISTRON10000 is now known as Half-Wistron-Fi * Patrick_Colasour kicks the Wistron, which then ejects the WWistron <Half-Wistron-Fi> Thanks, man! =-= Half-Wistron-Fi is now known as Why-Fi <Why-Fi> You released me! <Why-Fi> I could also use emergency eject, but anyway, thanks. <Why-Fi> Now I have to eat my dinner in after-life. <Why-Fi> Bye! 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Thingy Person Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Oh jesus. The violence...the horror...the cheesiness... I'd rather have forgotten about this XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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