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Wingy = Thingy = Claus Mortis

Waiya = Faiya

Wai-Fai = Why-Fi

=-= Patrick_Colasour is now known as JackBauer

* JackBauer kills everyone.

* Wingy is dead

<Wingy> This is a tragic turn of events

<Wingy> ;_;

<JackBauer> Score.

=-= Wist is now known as SHITRON5000

* JackBauer adds +1 to kill count.

<JackBauer> That now makes it... 18,871.

=-= JackBauer is now known as Patrick_Colasour

* Wai-Fai escaped the mass killing.

* Waiya +1 post count

* Wai-Fai sneaks behind JackBauer...

<Patrick_Colasour> Jack has left the building.

* Wai-Fai uses his ultra-machine gun to avenge his friends.

<Wingy> I'm starting Case Four

* Waiya ¿¡

<Wingy> An epic one, Nightmarre said

<Wai-Fai> RATTARATTARATTA!

<Wingy> KA-BOOOM

<Patrick_Colasour> Jack Bauer has left the building...

* Wai-Fai sets kill +1

* Patrick_Colasour crashes an Enact into Wai-Fai

<Wai-Fai> I am ワイ-輝.

<Patrick_Colasour> ...

<Patrick_Colasour> Whut?

<Wai-Fai> I AM ワイ-輝, BITCHES! XD

<Waiya> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

* Patrick_Colasour turns to Wingy

<Wingy> I am υινγυ

<Wingy> Yes?

<Wai-Fai> DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH MY NEKO!

<Patrick_Colasour> I've got... dry balls...

<Wingy> ....

* Waiya ¿!

* Wingy is creeped out

* Wai-Fai takes out the machine gun...

<Wingy> NO!

* Waiya ?¡

* Waiya ¿!

<Wingy> No violence for my sake D=

* Waiya ?¡

* Waiya ¿!

* Waiya ?¡

* Waiya ¿!

* Wai-Fai kills Patrick_Colasour

* Waiya ?¡

* Waiya ¿!

* Waiya ?¡

<Patrick_Colasour> Of course the South Park joke is lost...

* Patrick_Colasour dies

<Wingy> o_o

* Patrick_Colasour did not die.

* Wai-Fai fills Patrick's cadaver with bullet rain.

<Wingy> *wew*

* Patrick_Colasour cannot die.

* Wai-Fai god-kills Patrick_Colasour

* Patrick_Colasour is immude to death thanks to LolArmor.

<Wai-Fai> Gods can kill anyone.

<Wai-Fai> Even invincible people.

<Patrick_Colasour> Tell that to Death from CastleVania.

<Wai-Fai> SO TAKE THIS!

%0Proxy-Connection: keep-alive

Cache-Control: max-age=0

3CWai-Fai> *facepalm*

* Wai-Fai lols at the LolArmor and it shatters.

* Wai-Fai fills Patrick_Colasour with bullet rain.

<Wingy> Because your laugh is so terrible not even lolarmor can withstand it?

<Wai-Fai> BOOM HEADSHOT!

* Patrick_Colasour hops into an Enact before the bullets hit and closes the hatch

<Wai-Fai> Lolarmor shatters with lol

<Wai-Fai> It's not a bullet.

<Patrick_Colasour> LolArmor is MADE of Lol, fool.

<Wai-Fai> It's a rain of bullets

<Patrick_Colasour> You can't break it with Lol.

<Patrick_Colasour> Enacts are Mobile Suits.

<Wai-Fai> You are playing too many Castlevania...

* Patrick_Colasour FIRES HIS LAZORS!

* Wai-Fai takes out lol's natural enemy, -_-

<Patrick_Colasour> Heheheh... Platinum Armor FTW.

* Wai-Fai -_-'s at the LolArmor and it shatters.

* Wai-Fai busts 1059729051867 caps into Patrick_Colasour's head.

<Wingy> EDGEWORTH IS A MURDERER?!

<Wai-Fai> BOOM HEADSHOT!

<Wingy> T__T

<Wai-Fai> BOAM HEDSHOAT!

<Patrick_Colasour> That -_- is not strong enough to penetrate my Enact!

<Wai-Fai> BOAM HEDSHOAT!

<Wai-Fai> BOOM HEADSHIT!

<Wai-Fai> XD

* Patrick_Colasour is safe from Wai-Fai's bullets

* Wai-Fai packs phazon bullets into his machine gun...

* Patrick_Colasour continues to shoot at Wai-Fai with the Enact's rifle.

* Wai-Fai fires all the phazon like fucking god.

* Patrick_Colasour deflects the Phazon bullets with the Enact's shield-spinner

* Wai-Fai 's phazon corrupts Patrick's enact

* Patrick_Colasour continues to pump superheated gas in Wai-Fai's ass

<Wai-Fai> *Patrick_Colasour gets corrupted

<Wai-Fai> *

<Wai-Fai> YOU ARE DARK SAMUS NOW!

=-= Patrick_Colasour is now known as Dark_Patrick_Colasour

<Dark_Patrick_Colasour> BWAHAHAHA!

<Wingy> -__-

<Wingy> Nice job, waifu

<Wai-Fai> And you must constantly feed yourself with pure phazon, like all Dark Samuses do.

=-= Dark_Patrick_Colasour is now known as DarkPatrickColasour

<Wai-Fai> Go on, Dark Sammy...

<Wai-Fai> But...

* DarkPatrickColasour slurps up all of Wai-Fai's bullets

<Wai-Fai> Most importantly...

<Wai-Fai> YOU...

<Wai-Fai> ARE...

<Wai-Fai> A GURL NAO!!!!! :O

<DarkPatrickColasour> Not everyone infected with Phazon turns into Samus, IIRC.

<Wai-Fai> Dark Samus.

<DarkPatrickColasour> Dark Patrick.

<Wai-Fai> Metroid Prime 3.

<Wai-Fai> Death by phazon corruption cutscene.

<Wai-Fai> Samus transforms into Dark Samus

<Wingy> Because

<DarkPatrickColasour> Durr, it carried over from 1 & 2. Same Samus.

<Wingy> She's SAMUS

<Wai-Fai> NOW YOU MADE ME MAD!

<Wingy> You weren't before? D=

* Wai-Fai packs anti-matter bullets into his machine gun...

* DarkPatrickColasour spams Wai-Fai with the Phazon Enact's Phazon Beams.

* Wai-Fai fires all the anti-matter like the mother of fuck.

* DarkPatrickColasour dodges

<Wai-Fai> And remember, the mother of fuck fires fast! XD

<DarkPatrickColasour> I CAN STILL DODGE, BITCH!

* DarkPatrickColasour pulls a Graham Special, despite not being Graham Aker.

* Wai-Fai grabs an anti-matter sword and engages melee combat with Dark Patrick.

* Wai-Fai slashes the enact and it explodes by matter-anti-matter reaction, taking the sword with it.

* Wai-Fai grabs another anti-matter sword.

<DarkPatrickColasour> Uh, one man against a 40-foot Phazon-corrupted transformable Mobile Suit?

<DarkPatrickColasour> How does that work?

<Wai-Fai> Not anymore.

<Wai-Fai> Since I blew it up with my anti-matter sword.

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<Kia> hi

<Wai-Fai> So it's only you and me.

<Wai-Fai> No enact.

<DarkPatrickColasour> Uh, You God-Modded. That voids your action.

<Kia> ...

<Wai-Fai> Because Matter + Anti-matter = BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

<DarkPatrickColasour> Go get an MS and come back then.

<DarkPatrickColasour> DODGE.

<DarkPatrickColasour> I CAN DODGE YOU.

<Wai-Fai> Can't dodge something that already happened.

<Wai-Fai> N00B!

<DarkPatrickColasour> YOU GOD-MODDED SO IT COULDN'T BE DODGED, N00B!

<Wai-Fai> I god-modded?

<DarkPatrickColasour> Your action is thus void.

<Wai-Fai> WTF is that?

<DarkPatrickColasour> YES.

<Wai-Fai> What the fucking fuck is fucking god-modding fuck?

<Wai-Fai> Fuck!

<DarkPatrickColasour> You do an action and say it hit in the same message.

<Wai-Fai> Wo.

<Wingy> A lecture on powerplaying?

<Wai-Fai> So.

<Kia> FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

<Wingy> Are you people freakin sane?

<Wai-Fai> It couldn't be missed.

<Kia> more words out there

<Kia> who is sane?

<Wai-Fai> You couldn't miss it, so I destroyed your enact.

<DarkPatrickColasour> Yes, it could. DODGE, MOTHA FUGGA!

<Wai-Fai> So now let's play melee, mano a mano!

<Big_Boss> lol Melee

<Wai-Fai> And it's mudder fugger.

<DarkPatrickColasour> Get an MS and come back. Then I'll kick yer ass.

<Wai-Fai> Y

<Wai-Fai> UR MAH MUDDER!

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=-= Lord_Raven is now known as Nathan_Graves

* DarkPatrickColasour ditches the Phazon-corrupted Enact for a GN-X, complete with a GN Shield.

<DarkPatrickColasour> Yo, Nathan!

<Nathan_Graves> hi DarkPatrickColasour

* Wai-Fai throws his anti-sword like mad at Dark Patrick in a desperate attempt to blow his brains up.

* DarkPatrickColasour tosses the old Enact in the way

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* DarkPatrickColasour 's Enact asplodes as a result.

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* DarkPatrickColasour hops into the GN-X's cockpit.

* Wai-Fai picks another anti-matter sword (from his four-dimensional backpack)

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* Wai-Fai stabs his anti-sword into the GN-X.

* DarkPatrickColasour opens fire on Wai-Fai before he can throw the next sword.

<Wai-Fai> TOO LATE, PAL!

<Wai-Fai> GAME OVER!

* DarkPatrickColasour activates the GN Shield at the last second, causing the GN Particles to asplode instead of the MS.

<Wai-Fai> TOO LATE!

<DarkPatrickColasour> Heheheh... GN Shields are cheap.

<Wai-Fai> CAN'T UNDO ACTIONS!

<DarkPatrickColasour> Uh, you powerplayed again. It's a fair post.

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* Wai-Fai takes his ultra machine gun and stands in a "DIE BITCH!" pose.

* DarkPatrickColasour opens fire with the GN-X's Vulcan cannons

* Wai-Fai dodges like the mother of fuck.

* DarkPatrickColasour calls for support

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* Wingy supports

* DarkPatrickColasour watches as two GN-X wingmen show up

* Wai-Fai shoots with all the might in the goddamn universe with his 303831678349065 bullets per second machine gun.

<Wai-Fai> YOU TRAITOR, WINGY!

<Wai-Fai> <Ganon> YOU MUST DIE!

<Wingy> I defend the challenged T__T

<Gilgamesh|Ruling_Babylon> mongrels

* DarkPatrickColasour activates the GN Shield, deflecting the bullets

<Wingy> It's what Phoenix Wright tought me

<Wai-Fai> CAN'T UNDO AN ACTION, MUDDER FUGGER!

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<DarkPatrickColasour> No actions were undone, dumbass.

<Wai-Fai> Yes you undid.

* Wingy supports Patrick's claim

<Wai-Fai> You undid the bullet rain with a LATE shield.

<DarkPatrickColasour> Dumbass, I can activate it AFTER the bullets start flying and be fine.

<Wai-Fai> Try to be in goddamn time, that's what makes fucking IRC battles challenging and politically correct.

<Wai-Fai> You can't.

<Wai-Fai> The bullets fly faster than the mother of fuck, remember?

<DarkPatrickColasour> YES YOU CAN. MOBILE SUITS CAN DO THAT.

<Wai-Fai> You can't dodge faster than faster than the mother of fuck...

<Wai-Fai> -_-

=-= SHITRON5000 is now known as Wist

<DarkPatrickColasour> MS are built for speed and mobility. They're faster than Faster than the mother of fuck.

<Wai-Fai> Hey, Wistron, want to help me defeat this ban mech?

<DarkPatrickColasour> At least at quick defense...

<Wai-Fai> You are also an almighty meck.

<Wingy> I miss Faiya

<Wingy> And Nightmare

<Kia> wrong it is Nightmarre

<Wingy> Or, rather... Waiya

<Wingy> >_>

<Kia> 2 r's

* Wai-Fai inputs WISTRON5000's password

* DarkPatrickColasour rushes up to Wai-fai

* Wai-Fai merges himself with WISTRON5000.

<Wai-Fai> ENGAGE COMBAT 342650###$%!%

* DarkPatrickColasour unloads the Beam Rifle's cartridge into Wistron

<Wingy> OBJECTION

<Wingy> Kia

=-= Wai-Fai is now known as Why-WISTRON5000

<Wingy> You have fumbled the use of the plural

<Wingy> It should be "Rs".

<Wingy> Not "r's".

<Why-WISTRON5000> /// BATTLE SEQUENCE #1 \\\\

<Wingy> Also, you're a car brand. How low can you stoop?

<Kia> lol

* DarkPatrickColasour purposely infects the GN-X with Phazon

* Why-WISTRON5000 dumps all the fucking missiles into Dark Patrick

* DarkPatrickColasour dodges

<Kia> hey is every channel I am in etting that at the same time or what

<Why-WISTRON5000> /// BATTLE SEQUENCE #2 \\\\

* DarkPatrickColasour returns fire with Phazon Beams from the Beam Rifle

<Waiya> ENERGY BURST!!!!!

* DarkPatrickColasour does a Split S and hides behind an astroid

<Why-WISTRON5000> START SHOOP DA WHOOP LASER CANON #$£!!!##

<Why-WISTRON5000> IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR!

* Why-WISTRON5000 shoop da whoops into Dark Patrick.

* DarkPatrickColasour activates GN-Phazon shield

* DarkPatrickColasour is safe from the dual protection of the shield and Asteroid

<Why-WISTRON5000> // BATTLE SEQUENCE #3 \\\\

<DarkPatrickColasour> Oh, cool, that one's a real rock.

* DarkPatrickColasour shoves another asteroid towards Wistron

* Why-WISTRON5000 uses his machine gun and Wistron's to shoot the biggest bullet rain ever seen in the entire universe.

<Waiya> wow

<Waiya> thats big

<Why-WISTRON5000> I have my ultra machine gun.

<Why-WISTRON5000> WISTRON5000 is equiped with 50 super machine guns.

* DarkPatrickColasour is lucky enough to be shileded from the bullets by the very asteroid he pushed away

<Why-WISTRON5000> Wai-Fai + WISTRON5000 = PWN

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<Waiya> i see

<Why-WISTRON5000> /// BATTLE SEQUENCE #4 \\\\

* DarkPatrickColasour throws a Phazon grenade at Wistron

* DarkPatrickColasour 's grenade explodes

* Wingy seeks comfort in Faiya

<Why-WISTRON5000> ACTIVATE PHAZON SUIT SHIELDING 23609346$#&$$#!&

* Waiya eats explosion

<Wingy> T__T

<Why-WISTRON5000> Thanks, Waiya!

* Waiya comforts Wingy

<DarkPatrickColasour> O:

<Waiya> np

<Why-WISTRON5000> I will certainly make you an op!

<Wingy> ^_^

<Waiya> I enjoy the taste of battle

<Why-WISTRON5000> XD

* DarkPatrickColasour drops a Colony on Wistron

<Waiya> :o

<DarkPatrickColasour> EAT THAT, BUB!

* Why-WISTRON5000 is protected by the Phazon Suit shielding

* Waiya projectile vomits explosion

<DarkPatrickColasour> ...Damn.

<Why-WISTRON5000> XD

<Waiya> *The colony is destroy*

<Why-WISTRON5000> THANKS A TRILLION, FAIYA!

* Waiya salvages parts from colony.

* DarkPatrickColasour draws Phazon-Beam Saber

<DarkPatrickColasour> COME ON!

* Why-WISTRON5000 uses TEH OPPPZZZZ POWA in Waiya

<Waiya> OMFGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[ERROR] Unknown command “ME”.

<DarkPatrickColasour> WINGY, I NEED BACKUP!

* Waiya becomes energized

* Why-WISTRON5000 grabs the special weapon Faiya made from the salvage.

* DarkPatrickColasour slashes horizontally at Wistron

* Why-WISTRON5000 unleashes its immense Armaggeddon power against Dark Patrick.

<Why-WISTRON5000> Wow, kewl weapon, Waiya!

* DarkPatrickColasour activates GN Shield

<Why-WISTRON5000> You can't defy Armaggeddon.

<Why-WISTRON5000> It's the end of the universe.

<Why-WISTRON5000> It's undefiable.

<DarkPatrickColasour> Tell that to Jehuty.

* Why-WISTRON5000 tells that to Jehuty.

<Gilgamesh|Ruling_Babylon> its not the end of the universe, mongrel

<Gilgamesh|Ruling_Babylon> its the end of the world

<Gilgamesh|Ruling_Babylon> ugh

<DarkPatrickColasour> And technically, Armageddon is just the end of the Earth.

* Waiya is gaining too much power!!!!

* Waiya glows brightly

* DarkPatrickColasour is safe because Wistron overestimated his power

* Why-WISTRON5000 unleashes its immense power against Dark Patrick again, using his ultra machine gun at the same time.

<Why-WISTRON5000> WAIYA!

<Why-WISTRON5000> USE YOUR POWER!

* DarkPatrickColasour dodges machinegun fire

<Wist> WTF WHO IS THIS IMPOSTER?

=-= Wist is now known as WISTRON9000

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* Waiya implodes, creating a massive purple-hole

<Why-WISTRON5000> I merged with you, ok?

<Doom103> Hello

* DarkPatrickColasour uses the GN Shield to deflect the immense power

<WISTRON9000> Oh, okay.

<WISTRON9000> Hello.

=-= DarkPatrickColasour is now known as Phazon_GN-X

<Why-WISTRON5000> This happened, Wist: <Wai-Fai> Hey, Wistron, want to help me defeat this ban mech?

<Why-WISTRON5000> <DarkPatrickColasour> At least at quick defense...

<Why-WISTRON5000> <Wai-Fai> You are also an almighty meck.

<Why-WISTRON5000> <Wingy> I miss Faiya

<Why-WISTRON5000> <Wingy> And Nightmare

<Why-WISTRON5000> <Kia> wrong it is Nightmarre

<Why-WISTRON5000> <Wingy> Or, rather... Waiya

<Why-WISTRON5000> <Wingy> >_>

<Why-WISTRON5000> <Kia> 2 r's

<Why-WISTRON5000> * Wai-Fai inputs WISTRON5000's password

<Why-WISTRON5000> * DarkPatrickColasour rushes up to Wai-fai

<Why-WISTRON5000> * Wai-Fai merges himself with WISTRON5000.

<Why-WISTRON5000> <Wai-Fai> ENGAGE COMBAT 342650###$%!%

* Phazon_GN-X slashes at Why-Wistron again with the saber

* Why-WISTRON5000 merges with the new Wistron and upgrades the mech from 5000 to 9000.

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* Why-WISTRON5000 uses a Master Seal to promote it to 10000

* Phazon_GN-X puts a gash in WWistron's chest with the saber

<Phazon_GN-X> Spend more time defending!

=-= Why-WISTRON5000 is now known as Why-WISTRON10000

<Why-WISTRON10000> IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND!

=-= Wingy is now known as Thingy

<Phazon_GN-X> Oh crap...

* Why-WISTRON10000 unleashes the massive OVER NINE THOUSAAAAND power at Dark Patrick GN-X.

* Phazon_GN-X Dodges and returns to base

* Phazon_GN-X gets an upgrade

=-= Phazon_GN-X is now known as Phazon_Ahead

<Phazon_Ahead> Hahaha, taste my PHAZON LANCE!

* Why-WISTRON10000 unleashes more waves of sherbet OVER NINE THOUSAAAND-Machine-Gun-Armaggeddon power

* Phazon_Ahead leaves base and dodges the machinegun fire

<Why-WISTRON10000> POWER MIX!

* Why-WISTRON10000 destroyed the base.

<Phazon_Ahead> You can't attack someone while they're at base!

* Waiya reappears from the dark purple vortex

<Phazon_Ahead> That's breaking the rules!

<Waiya> I agree

<Why-WISTRON10000> You dodged, therefore, I destroyed the base.

<Waiya> Base is for naptime and lunch D:

<Phazon_Ahead> Dodged while leaving the base.

<Gilgamesh|Ruling_Babylon> thus, hitting the base

<Gilgamesh|Ruling_Babylon> mongrels

<Why-WISTRON10000> <Capt. Falcon> YES!

<Phazon_Ahead> Otherwise, I woulda gotten a faceful of Machinegun.

<Waiya> gil

<Waiya> go eat some chikin nuggitz

<Waiya> nub

* Phazon_Ahead watches as the survivors move to a new location

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* Phazon_Ahead bumrushes WWistron with the Phazon Lance

* Waiya starts to eat the dark purple vortex

<Thingy> This is...what

* Why-WISTRON10000 kills the survivors one after the other, until only the evilest of them all remains (Dark Patrick)

<Waiya> ?

<Thingy> Faiya, please don't endanger yourself!

<Phazon_Ahead> I'M NOT AT BASE!

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=-= Mode #Serenes_Forest +o SmartRutter by ChanServ

<Phazon_Ahead> That action is thus void, as it's false. Now start defending or I'll lance ya!

<Why-WISTRON10000> OH SMART"

<Why-WISTRON10000> HELP ME!

<SmartRutter> uh hu

<SmartRutter> *hi

<Why-WISTRON10000> GIVE ME POWER TO DEFEAT THE EVIL FORCES OF PATRICK!

* Phazon_Ahead rushes at WWistron with the lance

<SmartRutter> anyway, i had fun today

* Phazon_Ahead stabs WWistron in the arm with the lance

<SmartRutter> FIELD TRIP! :D

* Why-WISTRON10000 recieves the uber MZX invinco power from SmartRutter

<Phazon_Ahead> DEFEND, YOU, OR I'LL TAKE YOUR HEAD!

* Why-WISTRON10000 uses the invinco shield to defend himself.

<SmartRutter> don't think so why-fi

<Phazon_Ahead> Too late, you've already been hit.

<SmartRutter> set "invinco" 0

<SmartRutter> endgame

<Phazon_Ahead> I had given you a chance to defend, and you didn't.

<SmartRutter> so anyway, we got to go to tech wars

<SmartRutter> the bridge our group made got 2nd place :D

<Why-WISTRON10000> Smart, help me.

<SmartRutter> it held 400lbs

<SmartRutter> without breaking

<Why-WISTRON10000> You should help me.-

* Phazon_Ahead charges WWistron again with the lance

<SmartRutter> and that was the limit, it could've held more

* Why-WISTRON10000 sets "invinco" to 300000

<Doom103> Back

* Phazon_Ahead pierces WWistron's head with the lance

<Doom103> Hi Guys

<Why-WISTRON10000> MWAHAHAHA!

<SmartRutter> our school got 3rd place overall

<SmartRutter> out of who knows how many schools

<Why-WISTRON10000> Smart, be kind and explain Patrick what invinco is, because he is trying to do the impossible and break it.

<SmartRutter> i could show you a video of the weights being put onto our bridge

<SmartRutter> my friend is going to send the video of it to me

<Phazon_Ahead> Invinco is God-Modding, mate. It's not allowed here.

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<Why-WISTRON10000> How do you know?

<Phazon_Ahead> Because God-Modding is banned.

<SmartRutter> :loop

* Phazon_Ahead takes off WWistron's head with the lance

<SmartRutter> set "invinco" 0

<SmartRutter> wait 1

<SmartRutter> goto "loop":

<SmartRutter> *goto "loop"

<Why-WISTRON10000> PLEASE HELP ME SMART!

<SmartRutter> end

<Why-WISTRON10000> DON'T RUIN ME!

<Phazon_Ahead> It's over. I took your head.

<SmartRutter> set "lives" 0

<Phazon_Ahead> Unless the cockpit is in the Torso...

<Why-WISTRON10000> PLEASE DON'T SMART!

<Why-WISTRON10000> DON'T!

<Why-WISTRON10000> ARRRGH!

<SmartRutter> endgame

<SmartRutter> you lose

<Why-WISTRON10000> *invinco expires*

<Why-WISTRON10000> *me dies*

<Why-WISTRON10000> GAME OVER

* Phazon_Ahead wins!

<Thingy> really?

<Phazon_Ahead> Score!

<Thingy> It's over?

* Why-WISTRON10000 gets out of the Wistron and unmerges himself from it...

<Thingy> Why-Fi died?

<Why-WISTRON10000> OMG!

<Why-WISTRON10000> I'm stuck!

<Phazon_Ahead> I took his head

<Thingy> That's...a reasonable sacrifice

<Why-WISTRON10000> The Wistron is so badly damaged that it won't unmerge from me!

<Why-WISTRON10000> HEEEEELP!

<Thingy> No

<Why-WISTRON10000> HELP ME!

<Thingy> You've done enough >=[

=-= Phazon_Ahead is now known as Patrick_Colasour

<Why-WISTRON10000> I HAVE TO GO EAT DINNER!

<Thingy> >_>

<Thingy> DINE IN HELL

* Patrick_Colasour disembarks from the Ahead, somehow no longer Phazon Corrupted

<Why-WISTRON10000> I CAN'T SHOW MYSELF TO MY MOM LIKE THIS (with an ultra-mech half-attached to me)!

<Patrick_Colasour> Huh, that's odd...

=-= Why-WISTRON10000 is now known as Half-Wistron-Fi

* Patrick_Colasour kicks the Wistron, which then ejects the WWistron

<Half-Wistron-Fi> Thanks, man!

=-= Half-Wistron-Fi is now known as Why-Fi

<Why-Fi> You released me!

<Why-Fi> I could also use emergency eject, but anyway, thanks.

<Why-Fi> Now I have to eat my dinner in after-life.

<Why-Fi> Bye!

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