General Horace Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 nope it wasn't a raticate IT WAS A LEVEL 18 PIDGEOTTO i almost game overed but the brillance of the move harden saved the day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SB. Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 He has it on the SS Anne. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Refa Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 (edited) Previously on Pokket Mansters... And now for your featured presentation... Uh...let's just get on with the fighting and the proverbial mugging. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I AM LITERALLY FIGHTING A MINISKIRT LIKE THE MOST DEFINING THING ABOUT THESE GIRLS IS ONE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING GG FEMINISM No, please don't take your shorts off kthnx. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Blood On My Hands: 1 (Vun LV7) Godspeed Vun, you never did get to evolve into a beautiful Butterfree. :( Yeah well you probably get a one star in tactics anyways. God drats, why am I being so incompetent! Blood On My Hands: 2 (Vun LV7, Abobo LV10) [insert sex joke here] I LOVED YOU LIKE A BROTHER So tempted to just go around her. Half of the populace thinks I'm a kid, and the other half thinks I am a registered sex offender. No, I didn't touch you, I only mug people after they challenge me to battles! RAVEN formely known as MACHIS, you shall destroy all who stand in my way! Fastforward to Mount Moon because seriously nothing of any note happened in the interim. IN MEDIA RES Oh yeah, also Pipi is a lil' bitch. The proverbial Red Shirt, ladies and gentlemen! I'd be baffled too if I saw a Pokket Manster shooting himself with SQUIRT. Let me try my hand at localization. Remember Sharp Teeth, not to be confused with Sharp Tooth the main badguy of Land Before Time? Well, you jackass, TWERP has tried his level best to hold in all of his skills....HOWEVER, you in your infinite capacity to be a douchebag, have left him with more than four skills! Throw him a bone for fuck's sake and let him take off a skill in compensation for all of his hard work! Man, I'm good. Be a smarty, come and join the SCIENCE party! Yesssssss. Well, at least you fessed up to it unlike SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN. The best argument for Rare Candy being some form of Cocaine that I've ever seen. Sounds like something Horace would say. Goddamit game. Why must everyone point this out? Seriously, shut the fuck- DEAR GOD Abort abort! Don't die on me, otherwise I'll be very cross with you! I'm going to ROCKY you to death! u mad bro They do? Gently caress you, I already took your lunch money. Finally made it out of that hell hole. Time to catch me a... Lame. Sharpoon = SHPON Cerulean City times await me! Read the spoiler, don't be lazy! Edited May 1, 2012 by Refa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 stealing refa's idea in the last episode, our hero lost a valuable team member in the upcoming episode, a kickass team member joins! [spoiler=WHO'S THAT POKEMON] [spoiler=Up to Misty] I headed north, completely forgetting about my rival unfourtunately for me, he was more powerful than I until i abused the powers of harden! Thank god Kakuna didn't die! BAHAHAHA fucker beedrill is now my favourite team member thank god for fudge and Shin falls once again this is what evolution looks like Also Charmeleon is badass y/y ODDISH COME JOIN ME Later events made me regret this nickname this was the next thing i found in the grass thank the lord so iirc charmander is here in yellow version it's replaced by thunderwave, which none of my pokemon can currently learn D: FUCK YOU TOO KARATE CHOP About now is when I started to appreciate scrub Only CAMIZORD could learn it so he gets it ok time to take on misty i remember starmie being a bitch i think somebody is retarded :D SCRUB IS GOING ALL THE WAY BABY Oddish <3 General Horacewow misty sucks Refa lol Refa how did you beat her General Horace with scrub Refa oh btw horace Refa you know that patch of grass near the bridge? General Horace yeah General Horace to the left Refa apparently that's a seperate route from the other patches of grass General Horace that's where i caught scrub! Refa so you can like catch one more pokemon! General Horace so i can go to the north patch and get another one! Refa yeah! General Horace FUCK YEAH ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Refa Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 This update is worthless and I should feel ashamed for making it but I have no choice because stupid game froze on me. Oh yeah something happened last time didn't it? OUR GREATEST FOE VANQUISHED Nothing as cool happens in this episode unfortunately. God drats. Don't finish that sentence. Pokemon is as feminist as ever, I see. They can ride on water! The master crime. MY ARCH NEMESIS You fool, I am more powerful than you can imagine! See? kthnx. Are we still talking about Shin's Abra? No, I had an S-Drink. Don't get philosophical on me, unless I get more money out of it. A crasser person would say "SUPER EFFECTIVE" but that's so cliche. Is this better than the Master Ball? he suffers from Gephyrophobia the worst of the worst Sure, why not? It's tradition at this point. God drats game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunwoo Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 It's tradition at this point. God drats game. Maybe I should start keeping track of how many Pokemon between you four are named (somewhat) after me, and how many of them end up dying before this thing is over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venusaur Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 Charmander is obviously the best choice, bulbasaur is for chumps Well, you obviously just can't handle how awesome I am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted May 1, 2012 Author Share Posted May 1, 2012 (edited) Shin continues The first jerk I come across is this thing! Welcome aboard Elieson! No!!! Must kill Horace! Horace is a dummy! Of course he's confused, who knows what Banzai's on about? Route 24 gave me a Pidgey. Welcome, Harpoon the third! I visited Vermillion briefly. Boron Two! The spiritual successor of Boron! No!!! Why does quick attack do that to me!!! Woo! Darros also died! Hey Lightli! Horace the Magikarp was also caught in Vermillion. Woo! Edited May 1, 2012 by Parco Folgore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elieson Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 I totally killed an Abra. Sweet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Refa Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 This update features many revelatory things! Like how I am really really sucking for some reason. Well I guess that wasn't revelatory at all. WANLIs are the biggest assholes ever, no doubt in part to Karate Chop and it's stupid crit rate. no u God drats, this was uh...totally my fault. I didn't realize that Boron'd be OHKOed like that! Godspeed Boron, there is no room for Boron 2 because of 5 character limitations. the fuck man Nightmare approves. In other news, Raven still wrecks shit. TIME TO CHALLENGE MISTY They are comfy and easy to wear. GORON will be able to do what BORON could not! Dammit, I can't send out GORON because of PECK, so TWERP deals with MOON. Wooot. Sure, why not? I'm so smart guys, first I used GROWTH a bunch of times. And then I switched to MOOK for meatshielding completely negating the effects of GROWTH OH GOD WHY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I had to use all of my WOUND CURES to win. ALL OF THEM. Godspeed Raven, you were actually awesome and stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colonel M Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 So Shin, how about those Ratatatatatatatatatatatatas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 last episode, I can't remember what happened but this episode sucksalot [spoiler=Up to Surge] fuck you it literally used sleep powder every time I switched out D: so close to evolution GET IN THE DAMN BALL He should be pretty solid I hope. THE FEARED RATICATES (scrub died after missing 4 sleep powders in a row) Not losing to sleep ever again Moved out west of vermillion, caught meself a drowzee! He should be good in the future. Apparently the daycare route is a different route! I get scrub again! Also do a little griding so mankey, Drowzee and scrub don't die. I think you just blew your cover oh good fury attack except with stab finally another attack SO I HEAR YOU HAVE A RATICATE FIRST RATICATE BATTLE WITH ZERO FATALITIES YESSS ... I adventure into diglett cave and catch kyle the diglett I also temperarily put zubat in the pc for the next gym, since i have 7 (!) alive pokemanz before surge gg surge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted May 1, 2012 Author Share Posted May 1, 2012 So Shin, how about those Ratatatatatatatatatatatatas? No!!!! It's nice to see that Refa's so adept at killing his own Pokemon. He makes it look natural! Oh, wait! At least mine were unfortunate critical hits! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Refa Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 Last time, I was awful! This time I'm not much better! Yeah, clearly digging holes in the ground is an expensive practice. Dammit Rocket guy, you know I hate these guys! OH GOD DAMMIT WHY IS YOUR DROWZEE I DONT EVEN HAVE ANY POTIONS HOW STUPID AM I Sleep Powder saves the day. Who's that Pokemon? That's right, it's DEAD. Oh well, at least I have another chance- God drats. ALL HEIL HYPER FANG Both. THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS IN GEN 1 It's so bad. oh god Please be good, please be good, please be- YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS Man he's going to be so amazing. jk i suck RIP JEFF Now the game is just kicking me in the balls for the fun of it. So time to level up my fresh blood! Who the fuck wants to watch some hardcore grinding action? ...Anyone? FINE LETS KICK SOME ASS I'm so good that I won't let any more of my Pokemon die for the rest of the playthrough! no its mine What a boss. y YESSSSSSSSS Hahaha, this translation guys, THIS TRANSRATIAN. That's Mr. Captainhead to-Oh, you actually got it right. WELL THEN. A SHIN APPEARS! COMMAND? > KILL EVERYTHING IN SIGHT LETS DO THIS Everyone got OHKOed GG SURGE if that is your real name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Last episode was the fall of a few party members this episode is the fall of many, many more [spoiler=Up to Eirika] somebody is ready to fuck bitches and take names to daycare with you! he's too strong! OH DEAR GOD GAMEFREAKS terrible sprite aside, he's pretty okish I thought you needed a vine stone or some shit for this turns out a pokemon called vileplume exists. I learn something new every day worse than golbat lolno Caught outside cerulean towards rock tunnel spearows are badass now i could go into that patch of grass but i'd rather get a water dude later on caught in rock tunnel he only knows karate chop fml EVOLUTION MAKES EVERYONE OP fucking exploding rocks fucking crits i head west of lavender town and catch my newest team member IT WASN'T A LOSS AFTER ALL unfourtunately he's down a mega punch and dig tm so much for that GROWLITE ARCANINE IS MY LIKE ALMOST FAVOURITE POKEMON stealing pokemon in celedon stones for growlite, eevee and gloom horaces thoughts on how to make growlithe good add body slam + fire stone to get this fuck waiting till level 50 to learn flamethrower Vaporeon is better in a nuzlocke than jolteon since it can tank crits like a boss and dat special might as well ... what the hell is up with that enormous egg twineedle gg haha no current status kyle is level something in daycare, gloom is level 26, and golbat is level 24 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 last episode, we killed off half the team to go to chapter 6x! [spoiler=Up to Mr Fuji] fuck looking for it ... LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE NOOOOOO this could take a while YES FOLGORE GREEN DROPPED THE KEY Curse you backpack! I demand a refund for a bigger one! STAB DOUBLE EDGE so fucking confused and i have to do this bullshit again and again :/ that makes no sense come at me sabrina solid snake in action lol somewhat tough but was stupid and used rage curse you snorlax! I'll be back for you! Yessssss Harvey must never die "I'm visiting Henry" HENRY AND SPACEJESUS ARE YOU'RE GOING DOWN BITCH ... that was kinda stupid gg Shin AND YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME 9% ... I wanted gastly i am so mature fuck yeah rare candies Too strong!!! To the PC with you! i'm pretty sure it's only attacking move is bone club No!!! I just bought like 10 awakenings! status update Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Refa Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Remember me? No wait, come back, I display a vague semblance of competence! When last we left off, I was uh...doing something quite important. Now, I am running away from packs of underground mole Pokemon. ...Wait, what? the fuck game I'm just feel bored too bro, lemme kick your ass to get over that. Hahahaha, shouldn't it be the other way around? I took this picture solely to say that Beedril would look so badass if it didn't look like he was scratching his butt or impaling his own tendons. My next ally awa- ...Yeah. Also I totally did this before Dio did, but I'm lazy and yeah. I'm an equal opportunist ass kicker. Yessss, come to papa, HM SLAVE I mean HM Buddy, yeah. I DUB THEE SAM Maybe it wouldn't hurt to occationally go to English class too, just saying. MY NEXT ALLY IN THE FIGHT FOR EVERLASTING PEACE >No Balls except that Gold Ball which is actually a Nugget in disguise Well, I didn't want him anyways, he's a poopyface. No comment Please don't kill me. His name is goofier than my dopey nicknames! I've heard the horror stories about his deadly SELFDESTRUCT, I'm not takin' any chances! Stay dead. Shin I didn't know you were a MOUNTAIN MAN. This is basically how the rest of Rock Tunnel went. Smooth like Sunday morning. Except Sunday mornings kinda blow I need to come up with a better analogy. Rivetting tale, chap. Pokemon has transcended being a simple video games series into a fully fledged religion. Oh god, I never knew Pokemon had such a dark and intrigu- Teehee, MINISKIRT. YESSSSSS YOU SHALL BE MY NEW COMRADE IN ARMS They're always boys, eh? VULPIX = VULPIX + EMASCULATED No fuck you, I grind in lieu of having any actual skill. Wow, he learns REST in Green version, coolio. Hahahahahaha, Ember is a better version of SPLASH. Also my ROM froze right and my last savefile was right before I caught Vulpix. Dammit, now I'll probably find a Pidgey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted May 2, 2012 Author Share Posted May 2, 2012 Banzai's defeat Time for Lightli to do what he does best! Flash! I've got this! No!!! Yes, they're creepy! No!!!! Not Selfdestruct! Banzai, forgive me! You were so noble! Why does everyone assume I'm a rapist? Nice try! No!!! He's a bearded pantsless flasher, woo. I wonder which evolution... This one! Yes! This gym's great! Harpoon the third just solo'd the entire gym! You need to be careful gambling! Uh... Confusion stinks! Security is pretty lax here. Kanga can rage, but Horace can Dragon Rage! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elieson Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 At least he didn't die to a crit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 last episode we caught cubone and got the poke flute don't think anyone died [spoiler=Up to Fighting Dojo ] oh shi- so sexy ABORT ABORT ok i'm gonna level up a bit before trying to catch the next one D: he was falling behind anyway tbh a new friend joins us! He's actually pretty good! the fuck is wrong with machoke No more chances with these fuckers, they might explode close to evolution apparently, might as well... ... gulp could catch but killed for exp FUCK BITCHES Fearow, you're now obselete! Rot in the PC until someone dies! speaking of obselete Dugtrio gained 5 levels but i'm gonna use marowak instead wut oh joy i actually caught something bench unless someone dies second dude i saw in here wouldn't have caught it anywaqy again very mature the fuck ok poison types should be easy THIS IS NOT WHAT POISON TYPES LOOK LIKEI opt not to continue on in the gym. oh joy, i could catch a pidgey GET IT AWAY FROM ME ... take that, Shin! why learn water gun when you have surf and bubblebeam ANOTHER FUCKING PIDGEY followed by another fucking pidgey i was hoping for like bonemerang or something cool ... COME AT ME BRO BARELY BUT I GOT YA I HAVE A PLAN also named him Raven because (Merc) Raven is fat the fuck stream of shitty moves learned in the 30's boom boom gg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elieson Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 (edited) did one of those stupid charts that shin did took half an hour curse you shin [spoiler=thing] should do my next update but lazy Edited May 3, 2012 by General Horace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Raven Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 hey fuck you horace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted May 3, 2012 Author Share Posted May 3, 2012 Horace has killed more than me, yes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunwoo Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 And so it continues. And why are you awake, Shin? O_o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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