[19:19] =-= SVENKTRON5000 is now known as Florina
[19:19] <BRlTISHTRON5000> -____-a
[19:19] <BRlTISHTRON5000> We lost another colony it would appear.
[19:19] <BRlTISHTRON5000> He was no true Briton.
[19:19] <Graham_Aker> I am an Ace Pilot of the Union that you call America!
[19:19] <BRITISHTRON5000> We civilized individuals can take America alone.
[19:19] <BRlTISHTRON5000> Indeed, this is fact.
[19:20] <BRlTISHTRON5000> These gormless country farmers must be defeated at all costs.
[19:20] * AMERlCATRON5000 drags on her cigar and throws the end on the ground stomping it with her foot she blows a ring of smoke into the britishes faces...
[19:20] <Graham_Aker> We Americans saved your tea-sipping asses durring WWII.
[19:20] <BRITISHTRON5000> Our British gigalasers can "persuade" any country to join our superior rule.
[19:20] <BRITISHTRON5000> We LET you win the Revolutionary War.
[19:20] <BRlTISHTRON5000> We are skilled at conquering noob countries.
[19:20] <AMERlCATRON5000> HAHAHA...sex doesn't count
[19:20] <BRlTISHTRON5000> America was founded by the people we didn't want in our country.
[19:20] <BRITISHTRON5000> We felt sorry for your incompetence.
[19:20] <Graham_Aker> Our American Super-Railguns can take out satilites in orbit.
[19:21] <BRlTISHTRON5000> We slapped you around a bit then buggered off.
[19:21] * AMERlCATRON5000 slaps BRITISHTRON5000 around a bit with a large trout
[19:21] * AMERlCATRON5000 slaps BRlTISHTRON5000 around a bit with a large trout
[19:21] <BRlTISHTRON5000>
[19:21] <AMERlCATRON5000> better?
[19:21] <BRITISHTRON5000> We can't have you American ninnies in our country.
[19:21] <Graham_Aker> Ironically, the people you threw out were the ones who could survive on their own.
[19:21] <BRITISHTRON5000> We are a civilized people.
[19:21] <BRlTISHTRON5000> We do not rape and pillage native peoples, we exploit them.
[19:21] <Graham_Aker> America isn't made up of pampered blueblooded pansies like Britain is.
[19:21] <AMERlCATRON5000> YOU SUCK dirtbag
[19:21] <BRlTISHTRON5000> This is more civilized and better economically.
[19:21] <BRlTISHTRON5000> For us.
[19:22] <BRlTISHTRON5000> Pansies you say?!
[19:22] <BRITISHTRON5000> Where is your economy now!?
[19:22] <AMERlCATRON5000> up your ass!!!!!!!
[19:22] <Graham_Aker> And who has the World Economy under their thumb? We go, so does everyone else.
[19:22] <BRITISHTRON5000> A shame you're doing such a shoddy job with it.
[19:22] <BRlTISHTRON5000> We have our own money.
[19:22] =-= AMERlCATRON5000 is now known as Kia`nightnight
[19:22] <Graham_Aker> You have the fucking Euro.
[19:22] <Kia`nightnight> night all
[19:22] <BRlTISHTRON5000> No, we don't.
[19:23] <BRlTISHTRON5000> We have the pund.
[19:23] <BRlTISHTRON5000> pound*
[19:23] <BRITISHTRON5000> We have Pounds.
[19:23] <BRITISHTRON5000> POUNDS AND POUNDS OF MONEY
[19:23] <BRlTISHTRON5000> You need to be annexed again to prevent the world from plunging into darkness.
[19:23] <Graham_Aker> ...Which is shared by Scotland.
[19:23] <BRlTISHTRON5000> WHICH WE OWN
[19:23] <BRlTISHTRON5000> AND PWN AT THE SAME TIME
[19:23] <BRITISHTRON5000> The Scots were smart enough to join the winning team.
[19:23] <Graham_Aker> The US Dollar is the economic standard of the world economy, numbnuts.
[19:23] <Kia`nightnight> NAP TIME FOR EVERYONE
[19:24] <BRlTISHTRON5000> That's why the world economy is so poor. 8[
[19:24] <BRITISHTRON5000> Yes, we all need something there to make us feel better.
[19:24] <BRlTISHTRON5000> This is clearly all your fault.
[19:24] <Graham_Aker> Or Teatime for the British pansyasses.
[19:24] * Kia`nightnight puts everyone to sleep and crawls away
[19:24] =-= MEXATRON5000 is now known as Noremac
[19:24] <BRlTISHTRON5000> Oh damn, I must have my tea!
[19:24] <BRITISHTRON5000> Is it tea time already?
[19:24] <BRITISHTRON5000> *sips cup of tea* o_q
[19:24] <BRlTISHTRON5000> The Korean car company cannot put our robots to sleep when it is time for tea!
[19:24] <Graham_Aker> Who's the UN pussies? mNot America.
[19:25] <Snow_Storm> Wel, I'm back!
[19:25] <BRITISHTRON5000> I think we can all agree the UN cunts are the French.
[19:25] <Graham_Aker> DOWN WITH THE EUROFAGS!
[19:25] <Graham_Aker> ...True.
[19:25] <Snow_Storm> The UN sucks.
[19:25] <BRlTISHTRON5000> The only people worse than the Americans are the French.
[19:26] <BRITISHTRON5000> This we can all agree on.
[19:26] <BRlTISHTRON5000> Yes, this is fact.
[19:26] <BRlTISHTRON5000> It is broadcast on the tele every afternoon.
[19:26] <Snow_Storm>
[19:26] <Graham_Aker> Still, Britain will continue to follow all UN resolutions while America will say "Fuck You" and do as it pleases.
[19:26] <Noremac>
well, at least we beat france....[19:26] <Florina> har!
[19:26] <Snow_Storm> United Abominations
[19:26] <BRlTISHTRON5000> And ruin itself in the process.
[19:26] <Graham_Aker> France fell durring WWII because they surrendered like a buch of cunts.
[19:27] <BRlTISHTRON5000> But we did not surrender.
[19:27] <Graham_Aker> UN = AEU. *Nod*
[19:27] <BRlTISHTRON5000> I don't know why you bothered to come over, we were about to kick ass for we had just completed our first BRITISTRON models.
[19:27] <BRITISHTRON5000> We had that war all wrapped up.
[19:27] <Graham_Aker> We have the Union Flag.
[19:27] <BRITISHTRON5000> Then you Americans came in with your guns blazing.
[19:28] <Graham_Aker> We killed the Wistron10000.
[19:28] <BRITISHTRON5000> Shooting down whoever got in your way.
[19:28] <BRlTISHTRON5000> -____________-
[19:28] <BRlTISHTRON5000> Bastard.
[19:28] <BRITISHTRON5000> This is an act of war.
[19:28] <BRlTISHTRON5000> You cannot be forgiven.
[19:28] <Graham_Aker> It was a combat demonstration. Your pilot sucked.
[19:28] * Noremac poors what on BRlTISHTRON5000
[19:28] <Noremac> water*
[19:28] <BRITISHTRON5000> And your dare to insult our finest pilots!
[19:29] <BRlTISHTRON5000> The BRITISHTRONS are all water proof.
[19:29] <BRlTISHTRON5000> And bomb proof.
[19:29] <Graham_Aker> Plus, we now have the GN-X, the GN-X III, and the Ahead.
[19:29] <BRlTISHTRON5000> And Mexican proof.
[19:29] <Noremac> what about piss proof?
[19:29] <BRlTISHTRON5000> ....
[19:29] <BRITISHTRON5000> Especially Mexican Proof.
[19:29] <BRlTISHTRON5000> You fight with urine?
[19:29] <Noremac> nvm, same as mexico prrof [/joke]
[19:29] <BRlTISHTRON5000> What savages!
[19:29] <BRITISHTRON5000> Ohohohoho
[19:29] <Noremac> proof*
[19:30] <Noremac> you give me no choice
[19:30] <Graham_Aker> We also bought a Gadessa and a Garazzo unit.
[19:30] =-= Noremac is now known as BUSHATRON6000
[19:30] <Snow_Storm> So, how did this happen?
[19:30] <BUSHATRON6000>
[19:30] <BRlTISHTRON5000> Oh no....
[19:30] <BRlTISHTRON5000> What is this?
[19:30] <BRlTISHTRON5000> This...
[19:31] <BRlTISHTRON5000> This... joke....
[19:31] * BUSHATRON6000 plays with a slinky
[19:31] <Snow_Storm> This fighting with each other now over wars.
[19:31] <Graham_Aker> Oh, god...
[19:31] <BRITISHTRON5000> This is the best you have?
[19:31] <BUSHATRON6000> no
[19:31] * BRlTISHTRON5000 steps on BUSHATRON6000.
[19:31] <BRITISHTRON5000> Cockroaches.
[19:31] =-= Graham_Aker is now known as Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom
[19:32] * BRlTISHTRON5000 puts BUSHATRON6000 in the bin.
[19:32] =-= BUSHATRON6000 is now known as OBAMATRON7000
[19:32] <BRlTISHTRON5000> Oh shit!
[19:32] <Snow_Storm> Did Persona 4 had a stripper boss?
[19:32] <OBAMATRON7000> MUAHAHAHAHAHA
[19:32] <BRlTISHTRON5000> The Americans are evolving.
[19:32] <BRITISHTRON5000> Oh bugger.
[19:32] * Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom flies in and cleaves off the Britishtron's arms
[19:32] <BRlTISHTRON5000> They have... technology!
[19:32] <BRITISHTRON5000> It seems they aren't as stupid as we imagined.
[19:32] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> And yes, SS, they did.
[19:33] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> http://mahq.net/mech.../gnx-704tac.htm
[19:33] <BRlTISHTRON5000> Alas, we must stop their importation of goods from Japan.
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[19:33] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> ...Those are our OWN units.
[19:33] <BRlTISHTRON5000> This is a bad omen for your country;s future.
[19:33] <Sm0kUr> damn dissidia
[19:33] <BRITISHTRON5000> Hah, it seems their trash has self-destructed.
[19:33] <Sm0kUr> its makin me listen to FF music
[19:33] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> Anywho, http://mahq.net/mech.../gnx-704tac.htm <-My custom Ahead.
[19:34] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> Now then, who wants to take on the Union's top ace?
[19:34] <BRITISHTRON5000> Can't make your own mechs so you turn to foriegn countries? Typical Americans.
[19:34] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> ...It's made in America, fool.
[19:34] <BRlTISHTRON5000> The Americans still make things?!
[19:34] <BRlTISHTRON5000> I am astounded by this revelaton.
[19:34] * Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom fires the Vulcans at Britishtron
[19:34] <BRITISHTRON5000> News to me.
[19:34] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> YES!
[19:35] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> Union = America in Gundam 00.
[19:35] <BRlTISHTRON5000> Blast, I am actually sustaining individual hit points of damage!
[19:35] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> The Union has Me, Graham Aker. You Europeans have... Patrick Colasour.
[19:35] <BRITISHTRON5000> Those 1 HP damages could add up!
[19:35] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> Vulcans are the weakest weapons on an Ahead, too!
[19:36] <BRlTISHTRON5000> Yes, if this continues without intervention for the next seventeen hours!
[19:36] <BRITISHTRON5000> We have the BRITISHTRONS, the finest piece of machinery to grace today's society.
[19:36] <BRlTISHTRON5000> We might lost a pixel on our health meters!
[19:36] <BRITISHTRON5000> We can't have that!
[19:37] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> The Britishtrons are NOTHING compared to the marvels of the Ahead, nevermind my customized Ahead.
[19:37] * Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom draws the Short Beam Canon and opens fire on the Britishtrons
[19:37] <BRlTISHTRON5000> BEAM CANON! THEY HAVE INVENTED NEW PRINTERS!
[19:38] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> Oh, and as a bit of a note, that beam can burn through solid armor plating like a hot knift through butter.
[19:38] <BRITISHTRON5000> OUR FORCES ARE DOOMED IF WE DON'T STOP THEM
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[19:38] <BRITISHTRON5000> AIM FOR THE TONER!
[19:38] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> *Beam as in Superheated gas launched as a projectile*
[19:39] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> ...You two are really cocky idiots...
[19:39] <BRlTISHTRON5000> Your Beam Canon... Canon is a Japanese company!
[19:39] <BRlTISHTRON5000> I knew we should have stopped their imports!
[19:39] <BRITISHTRON5000> That's amusing...coming from an American.
[19:39] * Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom 's beam shots burn clean through the Britishtron's cockpits
[19:39] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> A canon is a type of weapon, idiot.
[19:40] <BRlTISHTRON5000> A cannon is a weapon.
[19:40] <BRlTISHTRON5000> Canon is a printer manufacturer.
[19:40] <BRITISHTRON5000> Using printers as weapons...are theyr eally that desperate!?
[19:40] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> ...Typo.
[19:40] <BRlTISHTRON5000> Rubbish, you lie!
[19:40] <Snow_Storm> Billy Mays breakin' your back!
[19:40] <Snow_Storm>
[19:40] * Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom steadies the Short Beam Can*n*on and opens fire on the Britishtrons
[19:41] <BRITISHTRON5000> Our positron shields will do away with your silly printers.
[19:41] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> That's a laser printer, not a beam printer.
[19:41] * Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom 's beam shots burn clean through the Britishtron's cockpits
[19:41] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> For realz, this time.
[19:42] <BRlTISHTRON5000> Fuck, they have replaced their erroneous weaponry.
[19:42] <BRITISHTRON5000> ACTUAL beam cannons! Amazing!!
[19:42] * Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom unloads the entire beam clip into the Britishtron's cockpit.
[19:43] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> DIE, DAMN YOU!
[19:43] <BRITISHTRON5000> Haha...that almost tickles. Your weaponry is no match for our superior defenses.
[19:43] <BRlTISHTRON5000> Speak for yourself, I have an l in my name.
[19:43] <BRlTISHTRON5000> I have sustained a pixel of damage on my HP gauge!
[19:44] <BRITISHTRON5000> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
[19:44] <BRITISHTRON5000> HOLD ON!
[19:44] <BRlTISHTRON5000> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[19:44] <BRlTISHTRON5000> Vulnerary pl0x.
[19:44] <BRITISHTRON5000> DON'T DIE ON ME NOW!
[19:44] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> You're overestimating your defenses, Knockoff!
[19:44] * BRITISHTRON5000 tosses BRlTISHTRON5000 a robo-vulnerary.
[19:44] <BRlTISHTRON5000> 8]
[19:44] * Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom points to the cockpit cover, which is starting to melt from the intense heat of the baragge
[19:44] * BRlTISHTRON5000 uses the robo-vulnerary.
[19:45] <BRITISHTRON5000> Hmm...getting awfully warm in here.
[19:45] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> ...There's no such thing as a robo vulnerary...
[19:45] <BRITISHTRON5000> Those blasted Americans and their pollutions have gone and accelerated Global Warming!
[19:45] <BRlTISHTRON5000> Yes there is, we invented it.
[19:45] <BRITISHTRON5000> With our superior technology.
[19:45] <BRlTISHTRON5000> And our tea powered brains.
[19:45] <BRlTISHTRON5000> We best the Japanese!
[19:45] <BRITISHTRON5000> Quite.
[19:46] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> No, yout cockpit's just melting. Much longer, and the heat will cause the cockpit itself to combust.
[19:46] <BRITISHTRON5000> Is that so...
[19:46] <BRlTISHTRON5000> We must get a mirror.
[19:46] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> And if British tech is so superior, why don't you have a fighter jet that's better than the American F-22?
[19:47] <BRITISHTRON5000> The careful application of SPF 5000 will calm this blaze.
[19:47] <BRlTISHTRON5000> We do, it's called the Aston Martin.
[19:47] <BRITISHTRON5000> 8]
[19:47] * Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom reloads the cannon and begins firing on the knockoff with the "L" hidden in it's name
[19:47] <BRlTISHTRON5000> O_O
[19:48] <BRITISHTRON5000> Careful! He might take off another pixel!
[19:48] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> Sunblock just blocks UV, not actual burns.
[19:48] <BRlTISHTRON5000> ACK!
[19:48] <BRITISHTRON5000> Our superior British sunblock negates any fire-related problems.
[19:48] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> And the Aston Martin is NOT better than the Raptor. That's a crock.
[19:48] <BRITISHTRON5000> Including melting cockpits.
[19:48] <BRlTISHTRON5000> It also cures AIDS.
[19:49] <BRITISHTRON5000> And every kind of Cancer.
[19:49] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> The beams are so hot that they typically bypass fire and just vaporize what they hit.
[19:50] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> Leaving nice scorched bullethole-like holes in the target
[19:50] <BRITISHTRON5000> I can't believe it's not a printer.
[19:50] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> Oh boy...
[19:51] * Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom watches at the Britishtron's cockpit combusts in a volatile explosion.
[19:51] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> Superheated metal isn't flaming, bub. That stuff's so hot that touching it woulda vaporized your hand, anyways.
[19:51] * BRlTISHTRON5000 watches as the BRITISHTRON5000's pilot holds up a hand mirror.
[19:52] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> ...You've GOT to be kidding me...
[19:52] <BRlTISHTRON5000> It is a BRITISH hand mirror.
[19:52] <BRlTISHTRON5000> It is far more capable than anything you might have experience with.
[19:53] <BRlTISHTRON5000> Our mirrors are a type of transformer.
[19:53] * Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom tosses aside the cannon and draws the GN-Katana
[19:53] <BRlTISHTRON5000> O_O
[19:54] * BRITISHTRON5000 fires the gigablasters.
[19:54] <BRITISHTRON5000> Those who follow the way of the sword get shot by those who don't.
[19:54] * Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom dodges easily
[19:54] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> We're faster than you!
[19:54] <Snow_Storm> Oh sword?
[19:54] <Snow_Storm> Okay!
[19:54] <BRITISHTRON5000> This is but a quarter of our true speed!
[19:54] * Snow_Storm pulls out gun and starts firing away!
[19:55] <BRITISHTRON5000> You cannot comprehend the full power of the BRITISHTRON
[19:55] <BRlTISHTRON5000> We pull energy from ruptures in the space time continuum itself.
[19:55] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> By the by, GN Particles are these nice little particles we found that have the power of 1000 nuclear reactors stored in a reactor the size of a small car.
[19:55] <BRlTISHTRON5000> And we have mastered control of inertia so we can accelerate at any speed instantly.
[19:55] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> They power this here GN Katana.
[19:56] <BRITISHTRON5000> The power of your blights of nature pales in comparison to the power of space and time.
[19:56] <BRlTISHTRON5000> You realize that whilst we playfully distracted you, the other 4998 BRITISHTRONS have conquered your country already, yes?
[19:56] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> Bud, I can beat a Gundam in a Flag. With nothing but a GN sword. I think I can take on your Britishtrons.
[19:57] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> Also, don't underestimate the Union.
[19:57] <BRITISHTRON5000> If this mech is the greatest you have, I'd like to see how all the others ones held up against our onslaught.
[19:57] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> Oh, dear no! I've got a new unit waiting for me already. This one's outdated now.
[19:58] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> Everyone back home has the upgraded units, and there's A LOT more of them.
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[19:59] <BRITISHTRON5000> Ah, perhaps they will put up a tiny speck of a challenge then.
[19:59] <BRlTISHTRON5000> We might even lose a couple of HP.
[19:59] * Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom slashes at the Britishtron, aiming to cut it from shoulder to hip
[19:59] * Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom starts cutting through the shoulder...
[19:59] * BRlTISHTRON5000 laughs.
[19:59] * Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom continues cutting through the upper torso...
[20:00] * Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom contines on through the lower torso...
[20:00] * Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom ends the slash out the Britishtron's hip!
[20:00] <BRITISHTRON5000> Your feeble weapons cannot hope to pierce our solid diamond armor.
[20:00] * BRlTISHTRON5000 kicks the offender in the testicles.
[20:00] <Florina> ok kiddies. good nart
[20:00] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> ...This is a MOBILE SUIT. they don't have testicles.
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[20:01] <BRlTISHTRON5000> Yours do, silly Americans.
[20:01] <BRlTISHTRON5000> Unless those are batteries.
[20:01] <BRITISHTRON5000> THey're awfully small for batteries.
[20:01] <Snow_Storm> Goodnight Florina.
[20:01] <BRITISHTRON5000> Ohohohoho
[20:01] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> As for your armor, news flash- Not even Diamonds can withstand a consentrated force equivalent to 1000 Nuclear explosions.
[20:02] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> http://mahq.net/mech.../gnx-704tac.jpg Nope, no testicles.
[20:02] <BRITISHTRON5000> You forget that these diamonds are enhanced by the power of space and time itself.
[20:03] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> Yeah, and the Ahead can Quantumize and allow the pilot to 1) leave behind afterimages with mass, 2) sense EVERYTHING going on arougnd him, and 3) break ANY defensive measure.
[20:04] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> Don't underestimate the Union!
[20:04] <Kirei> do you watch gundam 00 by any chance
[20:04] <Kirei> lol
[20:04] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> Duh.
[20:04] <BRlTISHTRON5000> Do not speak with this savage fool!
[20:04] <Kirei> ok
[20:04] * Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom watches as Britishtron explodes because the pilot underestimated the Union
[20:05] <BRITISHTRON5000> You have obviously not anticipated the BRITISHTRON
[20:05] <Kirei> to busy re watching the series anyways
[20:05] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> Ignore him, he's just pissy that he got owned.
[20:05] <BRITISHTRON5000> Still here, Yankee boy.
[20:05] <BRlTISHTRON5000> You jest!
[20:06] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> I have more honor than you British posers ever seen in your lives!
[20:06] <Kirei> I ignore both
[20:06] <BRlTISHTRON5000> Haha, ahahahahahaha.
[20:06] <BRITISHTRON5000> You know not the meaning of honor!
[20:06] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> You two are a disgrace.
[20:07] <BRlTISHTRON5000> This American dares attempt to insult us in our own language?!
[20:07] <BRITISHTRON5000> You are a disgrace to the already disgraceful American forces.
[20:07] <BRITISHTRON5000> You're lucky you've lived this long.
[20:07] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> Oh, and for the record, while we were battling here, the Union was busy conquering Britain, France, Spain, Germany, Portugal, Austria, and Mexico Simultaneously.
[20:07] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> Britain's the only one left standing now, and barely.
[20:08] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> The occupation forces from France, Spain, Gremany, Portugal, Aurtia, Canada and Mexico are on their way to finish off Britain once and for all.
[20:09] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> Plus, You've effectively already lost one of your units, since practically it's entire lower half plus an arm is gone...
[20:10] <BRITISHTRON5000> Tis but a flesh wound.
[20:10] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> It's a miracle it hasn't blown yet...
[20:10] <BRlTISHTRON5000> British technology does not blow up.
[20:10] <Sevensins> GIGA
[20:10] <Sevensins> DURILLU
[20:10] <Sevensins> BUREAAAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
[20:11] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> Take out the one with the L in it's name!
[20:11] <BRITISHTRON5000> You wouldn't dare follow the lead of the American scum!
[20:12] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> Oh, but they already have. You may not know this, but we've had Asia under our control for years!
[20:16] <BRITISHTRON5000> So even Japan would follow the blasted Americans..
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[20:16] <BRITISHTRON5000> No matter, the power of the BRITISHTRONS are unmatched. We will destroy every last one of you!
[20:17] <BRlTISHTRON5000> We could do so with our eyes closed.
[20:18] <BRlTISHTRON5000> Whilst eating bananas with our feet.
[20:18] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> Yeah... Remember the other 4998 of you that you sent to America? We wiped them out with one shot.
[20:18] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> Orbital Bombardment Cannon "Memento Mori".
[20:19] <BRlTISHTRON5000> You presume too much, we destroyed that with our mastery of space time manipulation. All Britons are born with this ability.
[20:19] <Kirei> hahaha
[20:19] <Kirei> memento mori
[20:19] <Kirei> what a joke
[20:19] <BRITISHTRON5000> Yes, look again. Our forces are still strong.
[20:19] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> ...No, you have DELUSIONS of having this ability.
[20:20] <BRITISHTRON5000> Your delusions of victory cloud your mind!
[20:20] <BRITISHTRON5000> The BRITISHTRONS will crush your pitiful machinery!
[20:20] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> Look. There's visual confirmation right here. There's even the wreckage of many of the units.
[20:21] <BRlTISHTRON5000> You mistake those destroyed units as being British.
[20:21] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> The Memento Mori can wipe out COUNTIES in a single shot. your BRITISHTRONS are gone.
[20:21] <BRITISHTRON5000> Look again, you'll see the destroyed armies are not of Britain, but of America!
[20:21] <BRlTISHTRON5000> The Memento Mori no longer exists in this realm.
[20:21] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> Stop fooling yourselves. You're the last.
[20:21] * Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom looks again
[20:22] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> ...Nope, none of that's American. No GN reactors.
[20:22] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> Plus, the British Flag's on it.
[20:22] <BRlTISHTRON5000> Your artists' rendition of victory is not representative of the truth.
[20:22] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> The Memento Mori is still circling the Earth as it has been.
[20:22] <BRITISHTRON5000> Our weapons have completely obliterated your precious GN reactors from existence.
[20:23] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> Oh, and your flag magically appeared on our units.
[20:23] <BRITISHTRON5000> You are blind to the truth. The BRITISHTRONS have triumphed over your pathetic armies.
[20:23] <BRlTISHTRON5000> We claim the wreckage as our own.
[20:23] <BRITISHTRON5000> Planted as a sign of our victory.
[20:23] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> Stop fooling yourselves. The BRITISHTRONS were wiped out.
[20:23] <BRlTISHTRON5000> So that we might salvage it to make bottles in which to store tea.
[20:23] <BRITISHTRON5000> That's all your mechs are worth.
[20:24] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> ...And as further proof that the wreckage is of your BRITISHTRONS, I just recieved confirmation that Britain has fallen to the Union.
[20:24] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> You have lost.
[20:25] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> But hey, at least the Prime Minister went down with his ship.
[20:25] <BRITISHTRON5000> A ploy to fool you into believing our troops have been destroyed
[20:26] <BRITISHTRON5000> When in fact, they still ravage your country.
[20:26] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> Oh, and I have visual confirmation that both the Memento Mori is intact and that the Union's defense force is unharmed.
[20:26] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> Visual confirmation that the Union is BRITISHTRON-free...
[20:27] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> ...And Visual Confirmation of the Prime Minister's corpse.
[20:27] <BRlTISHTRON5000> These relics which have been banished from existence can still be seen even though they cannot otherwise interact with this realm.
[20:27] <BRlTISHTRON5000> The rest of these images you speak of have been doctored.
[20:27] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> Yeah, right. If you had such power, I'd be gone by now, anyways.
[20:27] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> This is an outdated unit, after all.
[20:28] <BRlTISHTRON5000> We did nothing, your forces doctored the photos so that you would continue to fight.
[20:28] <BRlTISHTRON5000> They lie scattered and ruined with little hope remaining.
[20:28] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> And you're full of crap on the others, since it's real-time video footage.
[20:28] <BRlTISHTRON5000> This is clearly the only possibility.
[20:28] <BRITISHTRON5000> You have only lived as long as we have allowed you to.
[20:29] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> Yeah, right.
[20:29] <BRITISHTRON5000> We have the power to destroy you at any moment.
[20:29] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> You don't have that kind of power and you never did. You're just a couple of insane, delusional mech pilots.
[20:30] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> Now then...
[20:30] * Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom stabs at the damaged BRITISHTRON's cockpit
[20:30] * Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom punctures the cokpit cover
[20:31] =-= Kirei is now known as Exios
[20:31] <BRITISHTRON5000> Impressive...had you actually hit my unit. You're assaulting a mere afterimage. Consider that a taste of our unparalleled speed.
[20:32] * Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom stabs through the cockpit and kills the pilot
[20:32] * Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom kicks the dead BRITISHTRON off the GN Katana and heads after the second one
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[20:32] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> Hmm, I guess I didn't kill you... But the scans definitely show that you're critically injured in there.
[20:32] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> Now stop being delusional, bleed out , and die.
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[20:32] <Colette> somebody help me
[20:33] <Shinji> uwhat
[20:33] <BRITISHTRON5000> Foolish pilot...you cannot hope to destroy us.
[20:33] <Colette> shinji help me
[20:33] <Colette> http://www.onemanga.com/Saikano/21/02/
[20:33] * Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom stabs at the remaining BRITISHTRON's cockpit
[20:33] * Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom punctures the cokpit cover
[20:33] * Exios comes in and slashes britishtron arm off
[20:33] * Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom stabs through the cockpit
[20:33] <Shinji> what
[20:33] <Colette> the line "could be our number's up, boy", What is it mean?
[20:33] * Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom kicks the last BRITISHTRON off the GN Katana and sheaths it.
[20:34] <Shinji> it's the same meaning as "our time's up" basically meaning he's thinking that they could be dead soon
[20:34] <Snow_Storm> PENIS!!!
[20:34] <BRITISHTRON5000> Haha...you cannot destroy us...
[20:34] <Colette> thanks
[20:34] <Colette> this man destroy you
[20:34] <Colette> http://i244.photobuc...ttroBajeena.jpg
[20:35] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> ...Char? Sorry, I'm cooler than him.
[20:35] <Exios> lol
[20:35] <Snow_Storm> I thought that guy look like Master Miller for a second.
[20:35] <Exios> nah
[20:35] <BRlTISHTRON5000> I'm back from sipping me tea, I see that I am unhar
[20:35] <Exios> lol
[20:35] <BRlTISHTRON5000> med.*
[20:35] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> I took down twice the gundams in half the time.
[20:35] <Shinji> we;; O
[20:35] <Shinji> well
[20:35] <Shinji> I'm off the bed
[20:35] <Shinji> night
[20:35] <Snow_Storm> Night!
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[20:36] <BRITISHTRON5000> It seems he's deluded himself into thinking he's destroyed us.
[20:36] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> You idiots... One of you had their leds cut off, the other has enough shrapnel in them to make a small bust out of.
[20:36] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> Even if you arn't dead now, you'll bleed to death soon enough.
[20:37] <BRlTISHTRON5000> Even if we were injured, Britons cannot bleed to death.
[20:37] <BRITISHTRON5000> We are blessed by the gods themselves. Destined to destroy all opposition.
[20:37] <BRITISHTRON5000> Our superior technology is a testament to this!
[20:38] <BRlTISHTRON5000> This is because we ARE gods.
[20:38] <BRITISHTRON5000> We cannot be killed!
[20:38] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> America is blessed by THE God. The One and Only.
[20:38] <BRlTISHTRON5000> Yet your money which conveys this message fares so poorly.
[20:38] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> You're not gods, you silly disillusioned twits. You're both dying.
[20:39] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> Bureocracy fucks up everything. Even countries blessed by God.
[20:39] <BRITISHTRON5000> The disillusioned one here is you.
[20:39] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> I mea, look at Israel.
[20:39] <Exios> ppl who call themselves gods just end up dieing
[20:40] <Exios> quit being a fool
[20:40] <BRITISHTRON5000> You are the fools, thinking you could challenge our superior might!
[20:40] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> Oh? You think you're gods and that you can remove things from this reality.
[20:40] <Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom> You're the insane ones.
[20:40] =-= Ahead_Mr_Bushido_Custom is now known as Graham_Aker
[20:41] <Exios> hahaha graham was the first person I defeated
[20:41] <Snow_Storm> Oh wow, a religious debate!
[20:41] <Graham_Aker> This battle is over. Bleed out if you want, you're not gonna live more than a fem minutes.
[20:41] <Snow_Storm> I love religious debates! http://assets.sbnati...-dead-horse.gif
[20:42] <Snow_Storm> http://www.bitterman...atDeadHorse.gif
[20:42] <Graham_Aker> ...Uh, Exios, what are you even talking about, You beat Me?"
[20:42] <BRlTISHTRON5000> The difference here is that we are telling the truth because we are British.
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[20:42] <Graham_Aker> ...That's it. Go bleed to death. You deserve it.
[20:42] <Exios> actually I have no idea what is going on I am too busy watching 2 series at the same time
[20:43] <BRITISHTRON5000> We are perfection! You are swine!
[20:43] <Graham_Aker> You are idiots. I'm the one who's gonna live.
[20:44] <Graham_Aker> Now go bleed out in a corner somewhere and leave the rest of us healthy sane people alone.
[20:44] * Exios shoots britishtron's head off
[20:45] <BRITISHTRON5000> I-impossible! We cannot...die...
[20:46] =-= Kia`nightnight is now known as Kia`grrrr
[20:46] * BRITISHTRON5000 collapses.
[20:46] * Graham_Aker watches as the BRITISHTRON pilots die in their cockpits
[20:46] <BRlTISHTRON5000> Grrr... was a Canadian StarCraft player.
[20:46] <Graham_Aker> Idiots...
[20:46] <Kia`grrrr> morons...
[20:47] <Kia`grrrr> blumbering fools...
[20:47] =-= Exios is now known as Kirei
[20:47] <Kia`grrrr> what are we talking about?
[20:47] <BRlTISHTRON5000> America is sour because we pwned it.
[20:47] <BRlTISHTRON5000> We're humouring the Americans.
[20:47] <BRlTISHTRON5000> By pretending we lost.
[20:47] <Graham_Aker> Ha. America Conquered the world, and these idiots are too stupid to realize they got owned.
[20:48] <BRITISHTRON5000> Yes...we are immortal. We simply feign defeat...
[20:48] <Graham_Aker> EVen after they got themselves epically mangled by a lone Ahead.
[20:48] <BRITISHTRON5000> To fool you Americans into a false sense of security.
[20:48] <Graham_Aker> Oh, shut up, you insane wacko.
[20:48] <BRlTISHTRON5000> It is ironic that you call us that.
[20:48] <Graham_Aker> Go die in a corner. Or a hole. Whatever,
[20:49] <BRlTISHTRON5000> If only you could comprehend the truth.
[20:49] <Graham_Aker> It's ironic that you say that.
[20:49] <BRlTISHTRON5000> No it isn't.
[20:49] <Graham_Aker> Considering it was Brittain that got slaughtered.
[20:49] <BRlTISHTRON5000> I see through your thinly veiled lies.
[20:50] <Graham_Aker> ...Aright, I'm ignoring the bumbling psychos.
[20:50] <Graham_Aker> Ignore'd.
[20:50] <BRlTISHTRON5000> You choose the path of ignorance, I pity you.
[20:50] <BRITISHTRON5000> YOU CANNOT IGNORE PERFECTION
[20:51] =-= Kirei is now known as Exios
[20:51] <BRITISHTRON5000> You know you've been beat...so you simply ignore the truth!
[20:51] <BRITISHTRON5000> What fools!
[20:51] <Exios> I will show your idiotness
[20:51] <BRlTISHTRON5000> We laugh at your haughtiness.
[20:51] <Exios> I don't care if your immortal
[20:51] <Exios> I'll just fight until the ends of time
[20:52] * Kia`grrrr kills exios
[20:52] <BRITISHTRON5000> I'd like to see you try!
[20:52] <Exios> hahaha
[20:52] <Graham_Aker> Though they;re definitely NOT immortal, considering the rate their vitals are dropping.
[20:52] <BRlTISHTRON5000> Owned.
[20:52] <BRITISHTRON5000> That was quick.
[20:52] <Exios> were fighting still
[20:53] * Exios that little shrimp is too slow for this battle
[20:53] <BRITISHTRON5000> Yes, you are.
[20:54] * Exios yawns
[20:54] <BRlTISHTRON5000> I think today went well.
[20:54] <BRITISHTRON5000> Indeed.
[20:54] <Exios> too tired of this
[20:54] =-= Exios is now known as Kirei
[20:54] <BRITISHTRON5000> Those pitiful Americans didn't know what hit them!
[20:54] <BRlTISHTRON5000> Indeed.
[20:54] <Kirei> lmfao
[20:54] <BRITISHTRON5000> We can only wait for their next act of foolishness.
[20:54] <Kirei> I ain't american idiot
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[20:55] <BRlTISHTRON5000> You were not here for our battle foolish non-Briton.
[20:55] <BRITISHTRON5000> Indeed.
[20:56] <BRITISHTRON5000> I must recharge my mech...but for now...
[20:56] =-= YOU are now known as ihatezeph
[20:56] <ihatezeph> 8]
[20:56] <BRlTISHTRON5000> 8[
[20:56] =-= BRlTISHTRON5000 is now known as ilovewist
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[20:56] <ihatezeph> Narcissist.
[20:56] <ilovewist> -___-
