That facepalm counter was sweet. Also, topic clearly says, in so many words, "if you don't have the cojones to post your picture, get out!"
Bananas' (grammar nightmare) phone looks to be much more expensive than mine. Then again, I never use my phone. I totally want an iPhone though. Would make for a great time killer.
The hypnotoad? I think it just wants to hypnotize you into being a mindless lump of hypnotized sludge for the rest of eternity. Don't quote me on that.
You can pretend it's hypnotizing you into putting "artificial hair" on my photos, if you like. Make me look like my evil twin brother Thaddaeus.
Your moustache makes me think of this