And if you're wondering, I am going to do both books, just cause, but for canon sake, let's start off with Book 1.
Yeah, yeah, so I'm too lazy to screencap the whole prologue so I'll summarize. So this Mamkute (humans who morph into dragons ♥) guy named Mediuth trolled this Akaneia place for the lulz and wrecked it.
Now everyone is all butthurt and quitting akaneiaonline because it's too infested with trolls, so the mods are all raaaage about this Meduith trollish dude and come up with a plan to ban him epically.
Then finally a mod by the name of Anri from some country called Aritea perma banned (or really 14 day'd) Mediuth with a kick ass sword called Falchion. Now everyone's all happy you see, I mean his ban bar was just rising and he was just asking to be banned.
HOWEVER: after the 14 days were over (which is rly 100 years irl) Mediuth respawned (how? We'll never know) and continued his trolling Akaneia
Mmm fuck he's sexy, but other than him, he joins with some Thracia Dragon Knights rehash country called Macedonia and some other military place called Grunia.
No, she does not have wings and equip Rapiers and turns into birds, but she is pretty badass nonetheless.
Kay, so this is the only other guy with major Anri blood so he's the only one who can rape Meduith.
Kthxbai Meduith, see you in 100 years later!
Oh.. :( well, we're fucked.
But apparently not because he has a pussy son named Marth who shares the major Anri blood, but he's AFA (away from Aritia) ATM.
In case you don't know, the country of
HerpaDur
phua is run by the troll mod Meduith and he allows public bannings and shit like that, we don't like em'.
So, now Marth is all butthurt at the loss of his family and wants to go and ban hammer Meduith, however..
Shota heroes are a big no-no, so we have to let him grow up a little.
Let's do the timewarp again!~
It's just a jump to your left.
Another step to your right!
Put your hands on your hips!
And bring your knees in ti-ah-ite!
But it's the pelvic thru-u-ust, it really does drive you in-sa-sa-sa-sa-ane!
Let's do the timewarp again!
Let's do the timewarp again!
Right, so two years later, we are now able to kick some ass.
Uh-oh, this doesn't look good, red units are a baaaad thing!
And we already lost our first village, we suck.
How she manages to fly across a field with a bow user who deal 2x the amount of damage to flying units as well as Pirates who are just pricks in general is beyond me.
"I forgot my favourite pair of panties in this fort!"
Naw, besides losing her favourite pair of panties (damn it Abel!), a bunch of pirates are fucking shit up and she needs some help.
Marth He's okay, he doesn't suck as much as Leaf, nor is he Celice/Sigurd amazing, but 20 being caps and not having to deal with the hhnnngh of FE5, he'll do.
Sheeda: I always get lucky when I use her and she likes to grace me with high Str growths. Look at her Weapon Level too, in this game, there is no weapon proficiency, so Weapon Level determines what kind of shit you can equip. Mmm... being able to use the Silver Lance from the start.
Jeigan: Any FE fans should know this man: the father of the Jeigan Curse. For anyone who isn't familiar: Jeigan starts out as a beast, but sucks later on, although there ARE ways to make him useful in FE3.
Kain: I like him, as does the general consensus who usually fap to Pallys, but we're not using any mounts in this playthrough but Sheeda.
Abel: Lolgreensocial.
Doga: I love this man, he is an Armour, but gains constant Spd/Skl like there's no tomorrow and can tank easily from the start.
Gordon: I think his age is actually older than Marth's but a shota's a shota. He's also one of the prime choice for a bow user in this game mainly due to the fact that the only other bow users come late, are "Jeiganish" or promote to ride on horses.
Right, so let's get some karma on the Thief who raided the village!
And we just broke the game already via giving Sheeda a lulzy weapon and thanks to her natural Spd/Skl, she will ALWAYS hit twice and there is no weapon triangle in this game, so she can rock the hell out in this chapter. ;D
Normally, you'd just get Abel and Kain to kill the Thief, but I'm just a big anti-conforming prick/stingy towards EXP distributing.
And our boss, he's just silly, we see him A LOT in this game in pallet edits and whatnot.
YAY MONEY WE DON'T NEED BECAUSE WEAPONS COME FLYING OUT OF OUR ASS IN THIS GAME!
Uh-oh, Vulnerary time already! D:
Hur hurr, and you thought an old man was going to come out of this village, didn't you? 8)
A-a-a-a little more useful than an old man healer if I say so myself.
Lolkay, have fun stationary boss without a ranged weapon!
Silver Spear'd!
Fun fact: The death song plays when you kill a boss for whatever reason.
Mine now bitches!
Yay, I am an hero!
I thought we were going to Durhua to perma ban Meduith, but whatevz!
As in a really manly sexy man, his sassy brother, pallet edits and some guy who thinks he's all that just because he has a scar on his cheek.
Sheeda's Dad: "Hold "A" to charge your laser."
(Real thing is stating the obvious "If they have a face and aren't pallet edits, try to recruit em'!)
*Gasp* What treachery!
Kthxbai King Talis, see you never again!
Next Chapter- We meet our new hero, over 9,000 pirates, a prostitute and lots of bridges n' shit.
