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[Shin]

Nice Maji. It's a shame he won't be promoting... ever. Nina's not very helpful, is she? At least Maria gets points for trying.

[Fia]

Now for whatever reason, Biraku is well known in Japan, he has his own ROM hack based on him (that I could never get working sadly :< ) for the love of god!

Villuck is famous because he has a similar hairstyle with Abe from Kuso Miso manga. He is like FE poster boys of "Yaranaika" fad along with Lex.
And I just successfully patched that Villuck hack, so if you want a help...

[Maji]

Nice Maji. It's a shame he won't be promoting... ever. Nina's not very helpful, is she? At least Maria gets points for trying.

Oh well, with low caps, I can luckily squeak by with his decent Spd growths. I admit I needed to give him the Angel Robe to get past his God awful HP growths, but thanks to his high Spd, he has no problems doubling. Hard part being able to hit things with anything other than an Iron Axe.
I always think the same thing about Nina, and FE11!Morodof for that manner they have Bishop sprites on-map, and Nina obviously knows how to fight (if BSFE has anything to say), so why isn't she helping out? D; Maybe she's just really bossy and lazy or something.

Villuck is famous because he has a similar hairstyle with Abe from Kuso Miso manga. He is like FE poster boys of "Yaranaika" fad along with Lex.
And I just successfully patched that Villuck hack, so if you want a help...

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This guy, right? xD I'm personally not familiar with the manga, but I can sort of see why he's popular now, as I see that magnificent sex face all over the internet.

For the hack, the problem is I downloaded the patch from some distant corner of the internet, not knowing what I was doing, and there was a bunch of files and readme files in the file. Did that happen with you as well, or did I download the wrong file?

[Fia]

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This guy, right? xD I'm personally not familiar with the manga, but I can sort of see why he's popular now, as I see that magnificent sex face all over the internet.

For the hack, the problem is I downloaded the patch from some distant corner of the internet, not knowing what I was doing, and there was a bunch of files and readme files in the file. Did that happen with you as well, or did I download the wrong file?

Yep, that's the guy.

Go here and download FE0983.zip, that's the patch you are looking for.
Also you would need a clean v1.1 rom (3,146,240 bytes) and winIPS 2.0 to patch the files.
As for the patching itself it's pretty easy. Just make sure you back-up the rom before patching using winIPS.
There are 2 IPS files inside FE0982.zip (both are named as fe3_biraku.ips) just patch the two of them into the clean rom and happy playing to you.

[Joerachi]

Can't wait for Chapter 10: Midia Goes to Jail.

Edited by Joerachi, 21 June 2011 - 04:49 AM.

[Maji]

I should probably update this before it disappears into the dreaded Page 2, don't worry, I'll update more regularly now, I have actual interest in the internet again!

Book 1 Chapter 10: Dat Not Really Jail Break

As in treasure >>>> saving one person we're going to use, so we sort of let them stew in their cells until some kind Akaneian soldier who isn't Marth's squad decides to let them out.

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Here they go into the genealogy of the Holy War (c wut i did thar?) of Nina's ancestors, but there's not much to know except for there's three weapons (cause they're less wuss and don't need twelve)



And they killed everyone who opposed them and called it "Holy Will" why the hell not?



In here, we run into another old man (as if Jeigan and Windex weren't enough), a dismounted whatever girl, the only other Archer prepromote in this game and two Knights because there is a shortage of armoured units until now.



You're a dismount, you can forget about that idea missy. Although that Archer is lookin' pretty tasty.



Cause unfortunately, no one knows martial arts to egg the guards on to open the door, beat the shit out of them, pull an FE5 and jack their weapons like how most video games handle prison escapes.



Hmm, namedrop hinting Midia knows a guy named Astria. I wonder if that will be of any use that some poor player forgot to read and was royally screwed when an inevitable red unit named Astria showed up.



Midia- Unfortunately for her, not only is she a mounted unit, she's a prepromote, and lord knows how bad FE3B1!Prepromotes are, so she gets nailed twice. Although I do give her credits for being a Pally and not being skinnier than a Slim Lance and or flying on a winged pony or healing, those are rare qualities in FE3 Book 1. D;



Boa- Decent stats to Star Orb abuse with and wind up with a pretty awesome dude, but horrendous stat growths, so if you seriously want to use him you're forced to Star Orb abuse him (in which 90% of my current team would like), and with three magic users running around, unless your magic user unit fetish is enough to combat my Merc unit fetish, you're probably not going to want him anyway.
Besides, if you want to use an old magical man, use Windex.



Mishelan- Highest stat growth is 40% in Wlv, everything else is 10 and 20%s (minus Str which is a 30%, but really? An Armour who isn't Doga [who makes up for it with decent Spd and Skl] with 10% Def?). His presence is trivial at best, unless you have a tanking fetish that Doga should be rubbing you in all the right ways if you do.



Tomth- He's actually more recommendable than Doga in that he has actual tanking stats- trading Doga's 40%'s in Spd/Skl for Def and HP, but promotion to General makes up for lack of Doga's Def with dat +4 Def/ 1/5th of the cap.



Thomas- And our main attraction, this chubby kid/compressed and shota looking Zagaro. Fap to his base Wlv and Str, and the fact the Partia comes at the end of this chapter. With three more Wlv growths to gain to use it and a 50% chance to gain, I love him.
Also, I neglected Gordon, so he's sort of down in the dumps.



The boss figure: first non Axefighter or Armoured unit! I always thought the Bolganone icon looked like a Cyndaquil from first glance. -_-



But being a magic unit, and having a badass Raddy...



That happens to him, isn't being able to wield the Kill Sword from one Wlv growth good for units you want to train?



Y-you mean you've had this weapon this whole time? y u hold out on us gurl?



*Draws sword* damn it Nina!



Herp derp.
Anyone: "Hey look, a free legendary weapon, let's take it!"



Just slightly, because haxx Str and 99 Exp a Mamkute kill and approx 90 EXP a promoted unit kill is nothing. :/



17 uses of DOOM. Then you get the Hammerene, then it's near unlimited uses of DOOM AND 20/20.

-Tune in next time for revenge at its finest, no Shooter-ville, no Shooter recruits and sexy women!

Edited by Maji, 25 August 2011 - 02:27 PM.

[Integrity]

Boah may have delivered the best line in everything forever in this.

"Still, if you die, Astram will be very sad."

Just so ...understated. It really underlines how few fucks Astram gives about everything that he'll be "very sad" if Midia dies. I'd be sadder than that if she died because she's a fine piece of ass.

Incidentally, even though I'm usually a massive prick about translations, I've still been able to follow and enjoy this even though I mumble corrections to every single name. Keep it up!

[Maji]

^ Oh Christ yes, I love Midia (and Minerva to some extent), maybe not as much, but women who can fight are always good!

I'd love her a bit more if she wasn't always captured by the enemy. -_-

Anyway, next update soon (maybe tonight) and a whole lot more as I want to get as much done as I can before I attend to vacationing for a week.

[Maji]

Book 1 Chapter 11: Karma- Because We Can

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In which they stabbed us in the back, so what are we going to do? Slaughter them all and feast on their innards.



And we even have a badass excuse to do so. Oh Marth, y u so cruel?



Uh sorry for the delay; was destroying more worthy things, but now we're bored, so we are doing more dickish things.



Someone doesn't want any mercy.



Cause everyone is smart and wants a painless death, Jiol here will get multiple Hand Axes in his back along with Fire spells opposed to a quick Oguma slash, or Linda!Aura in the face.



GOD, IDIOT. It's like Napoleon Dynamite all over again, please God, no more. D;



OH SHI- DURHUA, THEY'RE PART DRAGONS MAN, MAMKUTES! -scared face-



Oh... well, that's great! All the more Exp for Thomas!~



They can flash their panties with their incredibly short skirts- on the verge of being called just a long shirt on a windy flight and stun people?



Or gtfo. Unfortunately, the whole one Camus namedrop before this chapter got cut, so this is the first time you hear of him. Mishiel is from the land of M and Dragon Knights himself and Minerva's not so scary brother. (Also a red pallet edit of Navarre back in the days of FE1.)



I don't think this is betraying at all, rather karma, but sure thing boss. :/



Jiol - Honestly, at this point of the game- unless you forgot to train Marich (shame on you!) or Linda, 1~1 Rg bosses are a laugh.



Astria- Oh hey, that namedrop guy! And nope, only Midia can recruit him, which sucks because she takes up space, making you kick someone off the team for this chapter. D;



A couple of turns later, this cryptic figure (seen at Leftcandy) shows up.
Katua- Apparently, she's one of the best (if not, THE best) Pegasus Knight in this game, but with a near full team, I hold off on using her. Free Kill Sword, FTW!



Pao- whoops. Paola- Sexiest Peg. Sister IMO! Like her sisters, she's pretty gnarly, but I'm already favouring three people already (looking at Maji, Caesar and Thomas on this one) so unfortunately, she gets no such luck.



Oh yes, that girl who distracted Marth, causing him to forget to stomp Pales.



So out of pure loyalty, she joins up, yay Kill Sword!



You sure looked menacing back at Leftcandy. :/



Seventeen year old vs. an entire empire? Why the hell not.



-Wink wink, nudge nudge-. First thing's first: GET THE HELL OUT OF THE ARCHER'S RANGE, KATUA! D;



Holy Jose, recruitment city! And no, no Beck is in this chapter. :(



You are help! By bolstering the bench'd numbers and free Silver Sword...



Right, so there's many a-problems in this chapter, most menacing are these pricks who have the benefit of a far off entrance from my spawn point as well as being guarded by Socials who can mount indoors and a Sniper with a Silver Bow (?), making it easy for them to steal my spoils of war (in this case: the all mighty Silver Card which = 1/2 price of items.)



Second problem is geographical mindfucks, like seriously, what is even going on here? No, but seriously, there is a room full of Archers guarding a village as well as a Bishop with a Reserve Staff (heal all enemies).



But Marth is a manly mofo and doesn't wait for Thomas to clear out the enemies to meet this odd unique sprited figure.



We'll be sure to give it to him... after the war.



Umm, I think she'll be fine with all those weapons she's hiding on us. Why, I'm sure she even has her own tank and machine gun hidden somewhere.



And you'll give us an even better weapon then!



Eh, I liked the name Tron better, but here it is, the spell that Marich can use and still be WIN without burning through Excalibur like a boss.



Good God, Jiol, you have a ghetto throne room, it's like a tree house on steroids or something.



Is that like Sheeda's more butch long lost sister with hot pink armour or something?



The whole castle, this throne room and treasure room is sure big..



Welp, besides sexy revenge, this was a trip wasted. :/

-So let's waste more time in Chapter 12 when we get our confidence shattered by saggy old men!

Holy holepunch Celice, we've reached EDDA! That was a long chapter. -_-

Edited by Maji, 25 August 2011 - 02:27 PM.

[Integrity]

Actually, despite my usual translation-prickery I prefer Tron too. :p

PALLA! CATRIA! :D Shame they'll be benched, but at least they exist now and I can take some solace in this.

[Hippoman]

I can't stop laughing at Bantu on the box art.



"OOGABOOGABOOGA!"

[Hippoman]

Boah may have delivered the best line in everything forever in this.

"Still, if you die, Astram will be very sad."

Just so ...understated. It really underlines how few fucks Astram gives about everything that he'll be "very sad" if Midia dies. I'd be sadder than that if she died because she's a fine piece of ass.

Incidentally, even though I'm usually a massive prick about translations, I've still been able to follow and enjoy this even though I mumble corrections to every single name. Keep it up!

I see your "Astram will be very sad" and raise you FE3 Jeigan's "Lord Marth, the wall in front of us has collapsed!" and that one line that's like "Lord Marth, we are in the desert!" or whatever.

Although Astram probably has holdout girlfriends all over Archanea.

[Integrity]

Jags is Captain Obvious. Astram doesn't give a fuck.

These are two separate things.

[Maji]

Hopefully pleases Integ, and perhaps other people for updating from not updating for three weeks

Book 1 Chapter 12: How to Mess a Badass Offensive Streak Up

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LolKhadein, the Hogwarts of Akaneia, and Garnef is a name they dropped in the Prologue like a billion years ago.



Dat 3% Res growth for majority of everyone speaks for itself when the narrator says that.
Then someone like Raddy, or Doga rams their weapon into the Mage, no book can stop weapons!



Garnef is a possessive sort of guy who enjoys guarding Khadein's whole two treasures. Other than that, his other hobbies include capturing women and ranting of how invincible he is.



Maph o shi- count: 1
You get used to hearing that as time progresses.



Hey, Dragon Goddess, that one person Banutu was ranting about! I wasn't aware that she was into old noodles.



This is an awful place to make a pun towards his weakness, and what is it with enemies ranting about their weaknesses?



Garnef- omg hi kils aeristh, haxx haxx!!!1oneone11

Other than that, sure he has a book with a "D:" looking spirit flying out of it, but dat Skl is all we need to think of him as a joke.



Maph o shi- count: 2
Cute, he even has his own background and music.



O SHIIIIIIII, MARICH!



He has like four gigantic evil spirits come flying out all at once, you'd figure at least one of them would hit. :/



Last time I talk to you on MSN, Garnef.



Marich is pro at tag, and Garnef is getting angry because his eyes are too rotted out to catch him.



Right, so after a REALLY long, boring chapter of desert navigation and lots of reinforcements consisting of low level Mages, and one or two Dragon Knights, we finally take this dinky magic school.



Much like Garnef, Gato likes to brag about his magic too:
Gato's Magic count: 1



What's even more saddening is how bad the RNG Gods hate him and his growths.



Dun dun... bug off Gato, just do this yourself if you're so high and mighty.



Then the rest is history, but seriously Gato, serves you right for using Maph- the almighty tome as a door stopper. Usually one keeps a close eye on those kinds of things!



Maph o shi- count: 3



Aaaand 4, they just keep coming and coming. So whatever are we going to do, o mighty Gatobledore?



Long story short: there's like these two orbs named Star and Light Orb, that are conveniently in the place that we have to go to anyway, right? Well, once we get them, this dick here- who is too lazy to do anything about his crazy ex-pupil will make magic out of it.

And this magic is like totally awesome, it explodes, and explosions just scare the shit out of Garnef apparently, even more so that they're cancerous rays of starlight, so we have to do that now.

Next Chapter- Screw you Gato and your Orb fetish, we want out Ariteaz back, our Ariteaz, we want it back.

Edited by Maji, 25 August 2011 - 02:28 PM.

[Integrity]

...I just realized that Max HP is in two different places on the stats page.

wat.

[Maji]

Book 1 Chapter 13: Procrastination to Take One's Nation Back is Finally Put to an End

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It wasn't really tragic, it was kind of funny, like watching a blindfolded Saji with a Steel Axe and 0 Skl/Spd trying to hit a pinata.



So anyway, since they're in the neighbourhood, Marth decides that this is the best time to lead the biggest assault yet- while everyone's morale is near zero from Garnef. You suck Marth.



Shows those right winged pricks right for spending all their funds on their army and not on gardeners n' shit to make things aesthetically pleasing!



Much like every other character with lines in this game.



Oh yeah, Aritia is trash man, look at all that greenery and blue water and stuff. Just what are they even thinking?



No Nina- the sole successor of the Governor of the entire continent, this is the Kingdom of Verdane. :/



Oh how silly of me, I seem to have misplaced pictures of the rest of his conversation!

So basically what happens in those misplaced pictures is he rehashes everything that happened up to now and tells people to do stuff, such as fight, so let us enter combat!



Chainy- Because we haven't had a feminine boy in a long time, due to all the other, more sexy people (see: Paola) join us. He can use swords when not displaying his unique ability which is pretty cool, I guess. Only, he keeps his HP when he transforms in this version, so no 18 HP to 40 HP in one move. :(



And we're back to lolbosses, after a nice break via Garnef, this rather lategame boss doesn't even have a bow or a Javelin to make up for his lolbossness. :/



A nice, pleasant walk through the field infested with a total of three low stat Dragon Knights leads us to this sickly looking chap.



"Certain reasons" a classy way of saying you suck.



Basically, there's two villages right beside each other in this who are silly and both harbour men who got discharged from wherever they're from because they suck, but don't have the balls to say so to Marth and the villages aren't good pals, so they go and do that.

Anyone have an idea on what two villages are going to be the most heavily taxed when Marth gets the throne back?



Alan- Hmm, next two chapters are going to be indoors, then the ones following are just unpleasant for late joining units... you know what, screw you.

-A reset later-



Aritea is the kind of place washouts go to retire.



Where have we heard this before?



Sigurd before his spin-off and if he was a washed out gladiator Samson- Holy Christ on a pogo stick, 17 Spd and double digits for most stats. With the Star Orb to come in two chapters, one could really make him into a bigger beast in no time, but I have four Mercs running around, I probably don't need another, no matter how badass he could potentially be.



Then all Hell breaks loose: if you didn't cover the four forts to the north, this happens for three turns straight, two of the enemy reinforcements being promoted Horsemen, the other two being generic Socials. There's also a couple of Armours and Socials who spawn to the south-east forts, but lol@Armours.

Also: Not the extra Axefighter, I decided randomly use an severely underleveled Barts, why the hell not?



So while everyone else deals with dem' reinforcements, Marth screws around and helps little boys out as usual.



Basically, Chainy here is a human Ditto, meaning he can turn into anyone, no Pollyjuice Potion needed.



All I wanted was Exp from the Heroes guarding you, but if you say so. =o



Right, so let's make use of this pimp daddy before we bench him.



Not being able to seize included. :(



"Not today, not tomorrow, not never" yeah, yeah, generic war cries make me a sad boy. :<



And thus begins the "Camus legacy", where no one can shut the fuck up about him for three chapters. Granted, it's worse in FE1 and 11 where there's an extra chapter of "Camus, Camus, Camus", but still.



Only then does he give his army a motivational speech after God knows how long they've been together.



That's Morodof's line he makes to make himself feel important though. D;

Next Chapter- Proof that Mamkutes do not have access to nail clippers, that one guy who haxxed the Dead Sea cameo, Mamkutes who who shoot MAGICAL fireballs (opposed to your run of the mill fire), trolly Bishops, treasure city and DUN DUN, who?

Edited by Maji, 25 August 2011 - 02:29 PM.

[JosefLior]

Didn't Sigurd come before Samson based on FE's time? Oh well he's still badass in this game. And can you post some images of your characters' stats so far? I would love to see how they're doing. Maji/Cord can do it all! Beast axe fighter turned to great Mage. I love using Cord as everything!

[Integrity]

Define "FE's time"? Samson predates Sigurd by several years.

[Thor Odinson]

Fire Emblem timeline, in which FE4/5 as games came out later, but the stories themselves take place predating those of FE1/3.
Kinda like FE6 and FE7, but more so, since FE4 and FE5 happened long before FE1 and FE3 took place.

Source

Edited by Luminescent Kitty, 01 August 2011 - 08:11 AM.

[Integrity]

...hm.

That honestly sounds like some sort of ridiculous throw-in, especially with no connections between the two, but okay. Thanks for clarifying.