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[Maji]

With Maji taking the manly route axing trees for the rest of his life, I'll probably focus all my love for Paola- as much as I hate to conform, but she's always been a personal favourite of mine in the Akaneian saga. That, or Nina, Nina's cool, I wonder if Tron can do damage against the final boss?

And I still have to do the Records of War chapter, which will be up shortly once I find out how to divide it seeing as it's quite over the img count. D;

[Maji]

Chapter Endgame Book 1: Part 2: To See ___'s Ending, Look At ____'s Ending

As in most endings are very similar to other peoples. :/

I will be referencing FE12 recruitment placements in lots of people's ending, so if it's a total WAT ending for you, it's probably because I made an FE12 reference.

Spoiler - Aritean Knights

First things first, the template: "____ returns to _____ to ______" then if they're important, there's some sort of rumour to go along, don't question the laws of FE3 endings.



Extra emphasis on ideal, as in not giving advice every eight or so chapters, but all the time, MORODOF.



Where he or Est then go on to get whacked in the face with an axe and OHKO'd for their stupid reinforcement trap.




"Been rumours of his upcoming wedding..."
You mean there's another love story even more rushed than Sheeda and Marth's? =o



*fist shake* your Def growth better compliment that extra layer of brawn or fat.



"Aritia Knights along with his younger brother"
Oh God, the shota gets 100x worse in Book 2. D;




As the world apparently forgot these "certain reasons" that caused him to retire/he suddenly realized that he might be able to do something with a Silver Sword and near cap Spd



Not like there's nothing more she can do, even going for a nice Spring breeze walk could possibly ORKO her.

Spoiler - Dream Team Talis

"for Aritia and to Marth's company."
"Hi dad, it was a fun journey, but gonna go sleep with Marth now, bye!"



"has an idol, for there are no rumours of him marrying."
He also likes to help children in his spare time.



He was later found in a village in Macedonia. Damn teleportation logs popping up where they're least convenient!



Copy/pasta makes me a sad boy.
What they really mean is the landing blow that finished Mediuth that wasn't landed by Marth made a loophole in the fabric of space and time, so he had to go in there and casually attend to that.



"rumoured that he became a pirate..."
But really, they mean that he later then gets busted by Oguma on spying on Ricardo in the woods and out of awkward moments, he stops being a land pirate-thingy.



Because Sheeda is a one time only kind of girl and refuses to pay him any more gold.

Spoiler - Idiot Squad

Unlike Marth who had his chance at happiness, Hardin picks the right path and marries the girl of many weapons.



"restore the nation."
Well good for him, more people need to-



...



GOD DAMN! He also fixes cars in his spare time and enjoys "leisure time" at public parks and washrooms.



"Hey Hardin, buddy pal of mine, I didn't like my life, can I come back, with a promotion all for squat?"

Spoiler - Macedonian Minions

Is also known for going for leisure walks in dangerous places and still hasn't found out that her Relieve Staff is quite broken.



"Flirtatious Thief" I dunno, still looks like a thief to me. :/



Despite the fact that 90% of the people dismayed when Misheil didn't do what he promised- putting him to death on the battlefield.



"sister she served her citizens"
What's wrong with being a Princess, can't they serve their citizens too? D;



"are rumours that she will succeed the throne... but she denies them."
Well, who else is there to take the throne? :/





Not even an "As an _______?" D;



"I think my sister is dating a pedo, ah well, I'm sure nothing bad will come of it!"





If you can't take the hint, there's only one person in the Aritean knights who wasn't married to their weapon by the end of Book 1.

Spoiler - Warren Likes their Men Rough

(of course that's going to be a bad, bad reference in Book 2 where there is a guy named Warren, but meh.)



At least he was nice enough to give back the Miracle sword! And what ever happened to his job at Warren? D;


"discarded his sword"
Not to mention, being Caesar's partner.

Spoiler - Khadein Snobs

"to Khadein"
Besides my hinting in Ch. 18, does the game even imply that anywhere?



"every country"
Only unlike the other Bishop before him, he didn't brag about his book every chance he had.

Spoiler - Akaneian Things

Fan art also depicts that she developed two very, very large possibly cancerous growths right on her chest from casting so much light Aura-y magic.



Despite the fact that Thomas is running circles around every bow user by now.


"Akaneia Knights."
This I'm fine with, Astria is better off getting drunk in a dingy pub, LOLTOMTHANDMISHELAN, Thomas is locked to bows as is George, process of elimination



But can't really do much because Marich reduced his Tron tome to dust.



"Yes, finally, I'm in a recognizable position in life, bye!"



But Mishelan gets no such luck, so he just ragequits.



Because no one knows how to look in villages in Gra apparently.



And you should know what the rest is going to say, it's like a broken record. :x
"to restore his homeland. Recently there have been rumours of his upcoming wedding"
At least they're nice enough to copy/pasta the end of Abel's ending at the end of there just to change things up.

Spoiler - Here there Be Dragons

Bingo Fridays on all bridge villages.




Bingo is the way to go!

Spoiler - Grunian Butthurtery

"later banished by Akaneia for his opposing views"
And in a butthurt raggggge, he has also been developing this thing called a bomb, maybe he'll perfect it someday.

Spoiler - 2 Kool 4 Skool

No one's gunna tell dis' low leveled man how to live his life, yo'



Hopefully this time he can remember that he has innate Thief abilities.



Get in line with all the other whimsical people, I don't think Thomas will be finishing up any time soon

Book 2 Book 2!

[Lord Raven]

enjoy your axe users

[Maji]

I'm back!... for five or six screenshots, I really need to stop finding excuses to not work on homework...

Transition: Why We Can't Have Anything Nice

Spoiler -

wat.



I like BBQs.


I wonder how much Sheeda sagged? By that I mean her face, perverts.



Why not?



Clearly, it is shown that in the canon-land, Marich jumped high into the sky and fired off a big Lightning spell at him, killing Mediuth, yay, odd artwork!



Boring rehash consisting of: "Of much suffering... Mediuth killed, everyone who was of much suffering was now helping their nations of much suffering, much suffering, much suffering, and so on"

WHY ISN'T THERE ANY AXES OR BOOKS BEING HELD UP?!



Now for the interesting shit:



Naming a country's title the same as the nation they just went to war with makes as much sense as me in a debate. :/



Why can't we ever have a nice Empire in a video game? :(

Tune in next chapter for tl;dr, shota, everyone magically forgets how to fight and the best part in this game.

ts;dr- Hardin really did get to see Nina without her bump-its in her hair, everyone who was suffering we don't really give a shit about any more and Akaneia became an Empire for whatever reason, you suck at this Hardin.

Edited by Maji, 25 September 2011 - 08:51 PM.

[Integrity]

BBD!

I missed BBD.

And you, for that matter.

[Gyarados]

BBD... God I hate FE5. (random post to get this into the my content thing)

[Maji]

Book 2 Chapter 1: Super/Famicom/Gameboy/Advance/Whatever Wars Meets FE


Note: I had to summarize a lot (honestly, more than I feel comfortable with), dat 50 IMGs only in a post rule.

Spoiler -

...



Shown ten pictures ago. Five years is the right time in Book 2.



Woo, Jeigan replaces Morodof- who at least stayed out the the way unlike Jeigan who doesn't shut the fuck up? Other not so exciting news is Marth's wedding with Sheeda is coming up in a few days, nothing can go wrong!



Here, Hardin cockblocks Marth, Akaneia royalty is full of dickery and apologetic women. His reason being Grunia is rebelling from the EMPIRE, so he sends one of the smallest kingdoms in Akaneia to subdue them while he sits at home comfortably with his large EMPIRE army.



Marth likes to make statements and abruptly ask a question pertaining to his statement a lot.



Y'know, apart from the fact a bunch of people are looking right at us with axes and bows, nothing's the matter~. Oh yeah, Lawrence is the rebel leader, DUN DU- oh yeah, he's the only Grunian guy alive.



Oh noez, he used the word "slaughter" and "hidden royal Grunian children" in one sentence, he's automatically a bad guy!



Then Marth pulls the Generic Hero #263 on Lang and tries to tell him that's wrong, and Lang, being awesome accuses Marth of conspiring with Grunia, plot!



Upon Lang's departure and awesome ass-ness, Marth immediately starts gossiping, why you ask?



Jeigan doesn't answer, or even give Marth 30,000 coins and slink off for the next eight chapters, I miss Morodof already.



Marth, you're fighting FE3-style axefighters, last chapter/five years ago, you were fighting Shooters with Elephants, like Christ!



Shameless archetype-self-advertising!



Yes Jeigan, I think we all know how to play FE, go state the obvious somewhere else.

You'll find Jeigan is quite the pro at stating the obvious as this LP progresses.

...

Finally, fight time! Hopefully the state-the-obvious fair wasn't that bad for you! D;



Marf is actually quite good with his bases in Book 2, it is almost impossible to fuck him up.



Luckily Doga retains his 40% growths in Spd and Skl, and has a decent base Def to make up for his ironic crappy Def growth.



Gordon is still awesome, and Partia comes early like Book 1, but:



Ryan- has a marginal Skl growth advantage than Gordon. I use them both anyway,
1.) Book 2 has a fetish for flying things
2.)Archers in FE3 are cool!



Arbitrary Jeigan, I'm thinking IS just threw darts at Pally characters in Book 2 and the dart hit him.



Luke- has awesome HP growths, but compared to his other random newbie friends with no story attached to them, he's nothing else.



Cecil- being a girl of the 1990s, she has meh-ish Str, but good Spd/Skl, she's awright in my eyes, 30% is a frighteningly average Str growth in FE3.



What's Leaf with green armour doing here

Rody- my favourite starting Social, not only does he look a little bit like my favourite lord in the series, but he has offence, which I am a whore for, and decent everything else!

-what the fuck is a My Unit?-



And the boss, as shown, if he remembered to visit the storeroom for a Silver Lance, we'd all be fucked.



...I think IS needs to go read the definition of what a twin means.



If she can wield a bow or shoot Aura-y magic, no such luck from me!



Then again, we have enough children running around as it is.



Marth, being quite the figure, looks directly down and notices something's wrong.



If an eighteen year old can pull off the ten year old look, I don't even want to know what's going on.



Suddenly, the urge for Marth to take this girl has since doubled.



Yeah, yeah, you're not coming with us.



Not really, give it two years, Sheeda did it at twenty.



Malliesia- Seeing as she gets: A- two personal staves B- joins early and C- has decent growths you'd have to be daft not to use her, or not like using slutty girls.



Slogging our way forward, we are faced with more bombshell mania, Talis is in on this too. Only, he was only going to send Oguma to send to kids to the not-so-politically-stable, but:



Bratty Princess who uses staffs and throws tantrums? Check.



Please, we haven't even touched you yet.



So, being bossed around by the Princess figure and ultimately not pursuing her, they decide to do.. that, better hurry Oguma, we're ridin' your ass faster than you can reach Lang.



Or what's left of it, as clearly you could arm your troops, would at least an Iron Lance be too much to scrounge up?
He then rants about how bad Hardin is, and how he's responsible for sending Lang here to purposely piss Grunia off and force them to rebel so Akaneia can kill everyone there and rule it.



I would think Marth would question that when he became the EMPEROR, cockblock'd Marth's wedding, raised a giant army in a decade of peace, etc.



Odd, I didn't screenshot it, but basically, all he says is to help the royal brats we're going to off because imperial orders, then he:



what



WHAT



JESUS CHRIST, NO MATTER WHY WALKING HURT YOU, YOU WERE STUFFED WITH BOMBS! BOMMMMMMBS!

FE3 is awesome because of this one scene, everything else is perpetual 1990s drama.



Ahem, after Marth stylishly poses for his explosion jump, which had 100+ different angles, we get back to the main game.



I don't think it works that way either, see, we're here to KILL you.



Here, it gets all tl;dr/generic hero, Marth subtly tells Lang to fuck off, but it ends as well as when Dorothy was trying to negotiate with Aunty Em to keep Toto. So with nothing else to do, we gotta rescue Minerva from bad guys, AGAIN.



Naw, really? I would'a think killing your superior would give you a promotion. :/



Fine, but there better be better looking women who can actually FIGHT there.

Next chapter- women who actually know how to FIGHT, Maji with blond hair, random friendship and having to fight promoted enemy units in the second chapter!

[Integrity]

holy shit did that actually splode?

[Epic Fail]

Is this still going or are you too busy?

[Maji]

I plan to get back to this/leisure internet time altogether sometime soon. Luckily the midterm rush is over and I handed in my big essay that I totally typed and BS'd at 2AM last night, so I should have time to continue this.

In fact, while I'm screwing around, I should do an update, why the hell not?

[Maji]

Book 2 Chapter 2: Where Marth is Still an Idiot

Spoiler -

So, Minerva did that because Chiki apparently didn't kill them all when we were in the area, and they got pissed off and kidnapped her because she sort of told them all to fuck off and didn't give them anything, leaving to rot on the streets.



This is the person who came up with this half baked plan, and his character is sort of half baked himself, more on that later.



Right.. so three promoted flying units, millions of Socials and a couple of small flies to harass the group, keep in mind this is only the second chapter of the game.



And don't even bother trying to rush him with your favourite Social, Gordon and Ryan to the rescue!



In the meantime, Katua was just sort of circling the Hunter infested woods waiting for Marth to show up.



Woo, hope you enjoyed Katua's whole two lines.



To make up for her lack of importance, IS threw in fantastic stats, and the ability to fly which helps tremendously in obnoxious maps like this.



In which he's on the other side of the map with all the Hunters which only Katua can reach before he runs off the map. This.. is going to be..... fun.



And soon we'll escape with this Lady Sword, providing Katua doesn't get sniped.



Note to self: don't take Archers in dense areas.



Shit! SHIT!
-reset- what makes this chapter worse is that the Dragon Knights are aggressive and will attack the minute you get in their range.



But... if you get to the Thief quickly, dismount, equip this baby, Katua now has a reason to dismount outdoors.



Maybe he'll have the brains not to pick on girls who have overpowered swords that have magical woman only attributes to them?



Another reason to dismount Katua- so she doesn't have to put up with these dicks to get to him.



Katua would make a better Sheeda, anyone would make a better Sheeda, Marth married a nobody.



A quick "You're wrong" from Katua, and this cryptic figure who is apparently friends with Katua joins us.



Warren- Good to see the Maji hairstyle is catching on in Akaneia! Anyway, Warren is interesting in that he trades basically all his stats (anything not HP/Str/Skl is 10-20%) for good offence and skill. This is a bad thing, as an FE3 bow user without the ability to rapidly gain WLV to auto equip the Partia and not being able to double?



Rebels capture people? Naw, you're kidding!



In case you're wondering why the hell she'd come all the way from the EMPIRE, Nina is a boss and senses shit's going to go outta whack, so she sent Linda to help Marth.



Pleasebeflamethrowerpleasebeflamethrowerpleasebeflamethrower...



FUCK! USELESS ITEMS! Damn it Nina, if you have the time to be giving me gifts, then give me something useful for once!



Marth really doesn't know that Hardin is bad yet, even after Linda basically walked around the world to tell him. :/



Woo I guess?

Next chapter- An awesomely sexy broken woman, more broken stuff and gameplay tedium like there's no tomorrow.

[Epic Fail]

You still alive, Maji?

[Maji]

Actually, I do have most of Ch. 3 done on a document, but for some reason, I didn't upload the rest of Ch. 3 on my Photobucket, so I got lazy. I hope I can upload those pictures soon before the procrastination beast delays me further.

[Maji]

Book 2 Chapter 3: Winged Ponies.. OF RAGE

Spoiler -

Here, they go a little into the history of Macedonia, but it essentially is a copy/pasta of Aritia's, only they were Durhua's neighbours and weren't a nation yet, so they go wrecked sooner.



Replace Iote with Anri:



But the whole Minerva getting captured by rebels thing, and who cares about Maria?



Oh, well, I just got back from fighting-



O lawd. D;
So yeah, bring Gordon and Ryan FE3 is saying.



We are auto-introduced (re-introduced?) to the sexiest woman in FE3 talking to some guy she has no previous affiliation to, why the hell not?



Damn it Rena, I told you to stay away from scary mountains, rescue yourself this time, I ain't playing games with you no more!



Welp, that's one way to get rid of the only good natural healers in Book 1.



Why couldn't you search villages before? It'd save valuable turn counts.





IS's way of highly recommending you use her: can auto promote, has access to a plethora of weaponry, is sexy, very sexy, half capped bases, joins in third chapter and has god-like growths. I like IS for this.



Aura and Resire gears her to be one of the best (IMO-the best, although that's up for debate) mage in Book 2, this way, she can almost OHKO most things, and Resire lets her tank.



Luring is abundant in Book 2, unfortunately, Resire isn't.



Upon enemy phase, apparently, Chiki failed to do the job assigned to her five years ago in that she failed to freeze Mishiel and kill everyone in Macedonia. So now, this guy's still alive bombshellin' mai Book 2.



Or the part that Minerva fired him without compensation, and his family is starving cause he doesn't have a job?



Oh, well thank you for making my hard efforts of breaking into the country for not, jerk.
He then flies away, and no one makes any mention to it, as we continue to fight to rescue Minerva, who isn't there any more.



Criticals are amusing.



To one's fortune, the four Dragon Knights in the mountains don't move, but have awesome things.



An extra stick for Paola to continue fucking things up? GIMME!



This is a trivial line:



In which going to the shop and buying shit appears to not hold truth to this fact as nothing bad happens.



Let's take a peek at our boss who was important for two whole chapters, as seen, if you don't use Linda on him, then best of luck! Good to see that 1~1 RG is still alive n' kickin'.
Take note at his Taurus thing. That is called a Star Orb Fragment, and what it does is boost the growth rates of a specific stat(s), so if it increases STR growth, it is entirely possible to stack them all on a Mage for a 100+% growth in STR. In FE12, they are less helpful, only permitting temporary boosts in stats.



Here, FE3!B2 is a dick.



As they take pleasure in rubbing the fact that there are NO axe users AT ALL in Book 2 who join you.
Hate you all, IS.



Clearly, his ending said he'd be chillin' somewhere in Macedonia, why the surprise, Mr. Marf?



Apparently not, Julian is the best protector ever!



Not another one! D; You'd think after watching Garnef be blown to pieces, they'd get the point!
-With that, he joins to look for Rena, even if we're not going to even bother to look for her.



Progressing further earns us something actually WORTH talking about. What is amusing is his pre-battle speech is a carbon copy of what he said in Book 1.



If someone gets picked on my Machis, they must really be low on the lifeform scale. -__-



This is a rather corny recruitment scene, but that's why I love it, who the hell calls their sister cute anyway?



She's more interested in playing Princess Peach than settle down with Mr. Loincloth here.



Machis is the kind of guy who can be persuaded in one sentence.
"Those aren't poisoned, because I said so!"
With that, he tags along, dear God, that's the second time Macedonia pushed him around!



Machis is still Machis, if Socials are your cuppa tea, Rody should be pouring gallons of tea out by now.



Julian on the other hand: you're semi-forced to use him for later reasons, and he still has his awesome Book 1-ness, so he has a permanent place in the party.



He says even though he can't reach anyone with his range.



Hahahahahaha, fucker.



I favoured Marth a lot, in this playthrough I made the mistake of benching Paola for a few chapters, but I'm still going to use her later on.



Everyone else: meh, they'll grow as time progresses.



Apparently, looking across the river to see Mishiel carry her sister away is too much of a chore for them, whereas looking over a mountain in Book 1 was no problem at all.
But enough of these conspiracy theories, boss figure magically surfaced!



Lang apparently didn't have the brains to kill those kids in Ch. 1 even though he had the chance to do so for God knows how long, days?



But your emo-rebel years are over though! D;



Oh noes, Lang is going to tell on us, runnnnn!



Good luck with that, Jeigan, I don't even think you even got Exp in Book 1..



General being able to move fast? What kind of sick world is this?!



You don't even have an on-world sprite, I think you are quite wrong there mister.



Who just so happens to be in Macedonia looking for WINdell's secret cabin.

Next chapter: even more broken characters, two against the world, and ma' fucking Vikings man!

[Second Pronoun]

General being able to move fast? What kind of sick world is this?!

He must have used some boots

[Bartrio]

Maji, I hope you didn't forget to pick up the Lote's shield close to the seizable gate. Also when I first played this, I also thought: WTF is he talking about? There's nothing bad with the items I buy at the armory!'

Also I guess those 4 Dracoknights were probably smart enough to not move given how being lured ends up terrible for them, oh well, free stuff for you. Can't wait for next chapter when vikings start harassing lil' kids.

[Maji]

Feeling inspired from my university semester finished, I return for a dramatic update!

Book 2- Chapter 4: Where we Steal Wendel's Razor

Spoiler -

Right, so where we last left off, we still have yet to accomplish anything, but tell the big scary guy to piss off. Typical early FE chapter plot progression!



Wendel enjoys swimming in the pleasant, warm, tropical climate, that is infested by:



MA' FUCKIN' VIKINGS! Too bad we don't have him, he eats axe users for breakfast. :(
..but seriously, a high calibre bishop chooses to have his summer cabin in the forests infested with vikings, wat?



VIKINGS, VIKINGS EVERYWHERE!
Still a hell o' a lot better than fighting 278 Dragon Knights at once if you ask me.



To the east, it's slightly more of a problem... even worse is- I'll let you find that out on your own.



This kid has the right idea.



What else is one supposed to use magic for? :/
Olwen: "My word, I locked my car keys in the car again, I shall have to blast the door open with my Dime Thunder!"



Well, in all fairness, sitting by the viking infested river with an aggressive screaming girl isn't exactly what one would call stealth.



Oguma is as good as always, as in fantastic.



Yumina- She has a nice stick, and because she spawns halfway across the map, it can be used to Rescue Marth to save having to walk all that distance. Other than that, besides her one personal staff, she's a generic staff user.



Yubello- Holy fuck, 50% Str growth as a Mage? That's his way of making up for his lack of any special weapons that every other magical unit thus far has. That being said, he'll come along every now and then, but he'll play second violin to Linda.



To Oguma's dismay of wanting to destroy everything and be at Lv. 16+ by the end of this chapter, the first guy that he goes off to get EXP from surrenders and wishes to talk.



Y'know, just sort of casually hanging out with the vikings, no biggie.



Carrying? Yumina wished that this game had a rescue option for all the Paola -> Rescue Yumina -> Drop Yumina -> Rescue staff Marth -> Kill boss with Paola -> Seize haxx she could handle!



Sure, why not? I'm sure FE has weirder, more obscene reasons for other people to come along (Navarre).



Sirius- AAAAA, ALREADY PROMOTED, AAAAAA, EVERY STAT (sans LCK) IS HALF CAPPED, AAAAAA, GOOD GROWTH RATES, AAAAAA, BEING SEMI-FORCED TO USE HIM, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sirius is cool, long story short.



Boss figure is your typical sword-bait.



"Sorry, but plot progression is in another castle!"



Stealing from a Bishop's house is a serious offence!



I guess one can use tomes for shaving, I guess.



Eh, give him credit, not many people can say that to Oguma.



In the end, he got guillotine'd as expected.



Says his head, rolling away in last second before death.



Sheeda's a bitch, she only pays people who contribute, and ditches them the minute they aren't beneficial to her any more.



However, Kashim is in a league of his own...



That being said, he tags along, and no mention is mentioned at all of him giving this gold to his mother, or even him even having a mother after this.



Probably spent that gold given to him on that Killer Bow.
He's awright, but I already have two Archers tearing shit up.



Upon seizing, Marth discovers Sheeda not doing perpetual RPG housewife duties, and is outside and isn't pleased at all. (note his srs face here)



You DID just tell Lang to piss off, and Hardin IS a prick out of nowhere.



Twice Gra betrays Aritea? Now they're just asking for it, those fuckers.



Marth has problems seeing the obvious.



If you ask me, I think Ellis just likes playing Princess Peach and get captured whenever she can.



Her levels better reflect all this fighting she did!



Uh, who's Hardin again?

Next chapter- we tell Lang to piss off again!

[Bartrio]

Kinda surprised if you managed to really solo most of these vikings with Oguma, really. In my attempts to do that, they all bum-rushed him and killed him eventually, I thought the only way to pull through that chapter is to park on that bridge and let Sirius be recruited on the enemy turn. (Since he automatically goes to Oguma for recruitment on his own as well) Or was there a legit method of pulling that off?

[Izzak]

Funny
Good show
Good luck with that

[Maji]

Book 2- Chapter 5: Back to Where we Started, but More (?) Badass

Spoiler -

Aren't you supposed to get less sensitive as you age? To be it seems lil' Marf ere' is quite the emotional twat as he ages opposed to his " :l " all day everyday in Book 1.



Woah, woah, woah, back the fuck up:



Oh yes, with his... 0 battles, he was just the most amazing ally, riding the winds, to the bench, swinging his... nothing in battle, he was sure irreplaceable.



Marth also enjoys switching from third to first person in his map rehash (biggest plot bomb thus far: MARTH IS THE NARRATOR OF HIS OWN STORY! DUN DUN... dun?)



So yeah, because Marth is in the area, they're going to attack this fort just to be re-assholes to the asshole Lang.



She had a Killer Lance, in which she surrendered it over to Paola. Sheeda is a good Pegasus Knight, but meh, we have two already, and one of them is sexy AND strong, so naturally we field her more than Sheeda or Katua.



"They also have a hot chick on a winged horse"



Naturally, in light of these two things, he smartens the hell up. Pfft, army of boys in skirts with bows, my mainly melee damagers would like a word.



Woo, two whole people, you must be the most menacing person in this planet right now. :/
lolNavarre.



The boss of this level is the coolest boss ever.



Anyway, enough yip yap about Lang's fated fall, it's time for the best part in the game sans Lawrence exploding!



Yeah.. he stopped like six years ago..



At least the kid's not abandoned in a cage like last time.



Julian has a lot in common with Sheeda, ditching the boys whenever a better one comes along.



Oh Julian, your loin cloth to show your nice, shiny legs off, your clingy brother-in-law, working with a bunch of mountain men, we all know your ways.



Like Sheeda, one line and the boys join! Too bad he doesn't have a winged pony to terrain haxx...



And that was "Julian still in the closet" featuring Ricardo the awesome.



Unfortunately, as amazing as his whole four lines he'll ever get were, he's still not amazing as a unit.
He does have his own theme song though that they totally took out of FE12 and I hate everyone for that!



Oh, oh God, five Snipers, end of the world, Lang won. :/ Best part being they don't even move unless you kick their beehive or something.



Which unfortunately, you'll have to if you want to get the Bishop behind them for his staff.



You're given a choice:
1.) Kill him and make Ryan and Gordon demi-Gods with supremely early access to Partia.
2.) Leave him and get him and the Partia, and the good ending in near mid-game.
For completionist sake, we'll do #2 in this run.



Should be used to this kind of stuff by now, even better is that they're not as close as they were in Ch. 3.



Blah, Shooters.



In which the boss is a Shooter for the first time ever! Rain (2x vs. flyers) is a nasty weapon for Paola to fly into.



If you didn't get the extremely subtle hint in Book 1 with his total badass escape, George is a bit of a badass rebel who hates anything not Princess Nina.



Welp, can Lang's day get any worse? The answer is yes, and next chapter even.



Uh, she wandered into scary men's hands (again), so...



War funds! War funds!



Wait, what? When did this happen?



Which totally beats "o noez enemies are here, h8 u all!" that everyone else said thus far.
Unfortunately, little did he know that Yubello was actually in position 484.



We DID save the world from dragons, twice may I add. :/



Please be a camera on the ground positioned directly below Paola's skirt...



Eh, good enough, wise is he who buys 453,643 Bishop Rings.



I know, forest tiles are exciting to rape your turn counts with.



Don't you plagiarize Morodof, mister!



We're in the area, so why not?

Next chapter- we piss in people Cheerios cause we feel like it, Linda smokes too much cigarettes and modest wardrobe malfunctions!