Astria [as usual] doesn't do a really good job keeping Marth out of restricted territory, letting him walk right on by.
Get caught in a big fucking sandwich, and because Paola isn't 20/20, it probably won't end well.
Feena! The solution to life!
Couple'a Generals, bait for Linda and Yubello, and... a guy to the right with a shield, there's no third tier-
OH DEAR MOTHER OF GOD. Not his bases, silly! His bases AND the Gradius!
Also, Dark Orb = auto Maph effects, so if that's not a "DON'T FUCK WITH MY FUCK OFF STICK" hint for you, he'll just double hit the shit out of you, taking off 40 HP a 100% guaranteed hit at a time.
Emperor diets! Magically turns little horse boys into raging bara assholes!
Right, so as you can see, you have to act pseudo fast before shit falls everywhere. Luckily there is a semi-plethora of time to piss around thanks to Feena. Hardest thing is Gordon is required to get to the other side of the field for various reasons and has shitty move while Feena occupies herself with Marth for reasons to come.
Of course, you're expected to know that only Gordon can recruit him, as he trained with him and is best buds with him from:
.....
Fuck you too IS, to GameFAQs it is!
And those guys start chasing you later on too with reinforcements pouring out of the forts non stop later on as well.
Also, see that Thief? Just so happens, he's carrying a Star Orb Fragment, so if you fail to kill him on turn one = auto bad ending for you!
IIRC, if you don't send a flyer to Jav him in the ocean, and strike him on the south side, some Heroes will gang bang whoever attacked the Thief on the ground.
Apart from being surrounded by Heroes, yes, yes he is Marth.
We'll? I think Paola has a name, y'know, all you're going to do in this chapter is piss around and watch pretty girls dance. :x
Which explains why he's basically invincible, but in the back lines, even Garnef had more balls than him!
This map is silly, if you're one of those people who likes spending ~10 turns killing reinforcements on a map that can be seized in three, this map will make you hate life, but if you're one of them fancy LTC people, this will be a lolmap. Because I am a completionist, this is a semi-lolmap.
-Kain picture I will edit sometime when I get to it-
Although Kain is a good Social, he is outclassed entirely by the three first chapter joiners. By this point, if Rody isn't sticking heads on pikes in forts, you're probably not going to use Socials at all.
You sure did a bang-on job protecting the Raman Temple from thieves. :/
Y'know, a few minutes ago, just stealing the jewels of Narga, blowin' shit up, now we're just fighting, same old, same old.~
"Good job for saving the world Chiki, go back to bed for thousands of years!"
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God forbid, Dragons everywhereeeeeeeee! And moody temperatures. If that's not subtle enough of a hint that we're going to go there for whatever reasons, Marth is not a normal human by any definitions, prime example being his lolintellect.
Who is conveniently in this place and is too asshole to leave and tell Marth about this himself, despite knowing great teleportation magic that can warp an entire army across the world.
Banutu is Banutu, that is to say his stone got stolen by Thieves yet again.
From once partaking in a draft, the person who drafted Banutu was actually very pleased with him on the account that FE3 style Mamkutes have ridiculous stat gains upon transformation, so his bases semi mean jack shit in light to the +8 STR, +11 DEF, +2 MOV, +4 RES they gain. Although his SPD is poopy, Mamkutes can't breath fire twice apparently, and they have +11 DEF and 1~2 RG, so SPD really doesn't matter that much anyway.
By this point, if you're not on the other side of the north bridge, you're fucked.
But thanks to Marth finishing up early, Gordon was the product of dance chaining, and he was able to get to George in no time!
Despite the fact that Ryan is literally running circles around you.
George is kind of a cock here. We all know that Gordon has a Steel Bow, and George has the equivalent to a nuke, and full out knows this. How well do you think this would turn out?
OH GOD GORDON, NO, DON'T BEG, YOUR OBSCENELY SHORT SKIRT CLOTH'LL-
To save everyone from terrible wardrobe malfunctions on Gordon's behalf, George straightens his ways immediately.
Hello Partia access.
Aaaaand, this is the conversation that you want triggered (if ever, you can totally seize before this conversation is triggered) when you're just about to seize, as Hardin now becomes offensive and makes a B-line towards your troops.
...He attacked his own subordinate kingdom because he's the Emperor? Really IS? Couldn't you do a more sob story than that?
There is seriously no such thing as a good Emperor in media ever.
One of them has a Manual, so before you get Marth to seize, you may want Linda to slaughter that General without remorse.
Welp, I think I should seize by this point....
Maybe if Astria did a better job, this wouldn't have happened?
Oh relax Marth, this isn't FE5, you'll get to spam Paola next chapter!
Swimming? Building ships? Catching the next ferry? We'll never know, plot!
Luckily Hardin is too lazy to give chase.
Next chapter, map recycling, people who actually give chase, but too fat to catch up, required village pillages and Paola solo!
