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[Racer]

Yeah I know that I started an Emerald screenshot playthrough last time but I wanted to make a challenge playlog instead. I will be updating that other one once I recover back all my screenshots but for now I present a Sapphire Nuzlocke! (because Emerald is harder than this). Also I'll play everything by ear and I don't know if I'm gonna win or lose this challenge so don't destroy me if I do. :)

Anyway, I call my dude Racer and I hit Littleroot. If I'm gonna be nuzlocke master might as well make a name for myself already amiright? I waltz through to May's house and then I hear Birch is getting rabies.


Someone's gotta kill Wattson and Flannery right?


I might've liked something though.

Ok so Poochey was a waste of time and I go over and level grind to level 8. (Hooray frameskip!) Now May was a total pushover and I two shot it with Tackle. Mudkip's such a bro :D. I go over to the next route and...


BAM a Lotad!


Fuck... - Spd I name him after a good friend of mine who happened to want to be called a Lotad.

I do some more grindin' and get Lotad to level 8 and get Absorb <3. This is gonna be fun >:) I just sweep through the trainers with Lotad and Mudkip so I could get to the next town.

OK so Paps here tells us to take care of Asthma here and he fucking finds a fucking Ralts on his first try. Nintendo = . Whatever, i just go through town and do some shopping then head out over the horizon.


New Pokemon commence! its a... Zigzagoon :(


Fuck too many - Spd!

Goin' through some more and a fucking Rich Boy pulls out a Full Restore. Stupid upper class. I look over to the woods and see how I'm gonna do this shit...

Taking a break here and I'll update daily :).

[Racer]

OK going through the fucking forest and I find a fucking Zigzagoon again. So I just kill it out of anger. Kieran takes down all the bug trainers and Carlos beats up the Aqua grunt. Both gain 1 level by the end of the forest. Fuck Lotad runs out of PP for all moves. I barely get by against those stupid twins with a Water Gun crit while Seedot used Bide >:(. I heal up then battle the Magikarp guy where Carlos levels up and learns Nature Power :).


Anyway new route and of course the first mon is a fucking Whismur.


Derp

Well Derpy picked up a King's Rock which is pretty cool I guess. I storm down the new route and gain two levels for Mudkip and Lotad including...


Oh yeah, Lombre, fuck yes!


Its stats are good and have improved enough to help me next gym. I'm so happy <3.

I storm through a bit and get ready to challenge the gym. Naturally, I pack myself up with Potions and such but I really don't need to be worried too much :). I fight off the first trainer with Kieran and Mudkip finally makes it to level 16. I take away Growl for Mud Shot because I know that Mud Slapping will come in handy sooner or later.


Anyway stats, I'm pretty imressed and I can't wait to wreck some shit.

Lombre takes out the next trainer and I battle Roxanne. Lombre takes down Geodude with two absorbs because it somehow survives with fucking like 3 HP, but a potion is not enough to completely heal it. Next she sends out Nosepass which eats two Mud Shots in the face by Kieran.

I teach Derpy Cut and head over to cut the place with the small tree to battle more trainers. Lombre gains a level in the process. I go over to the Tunnel place and take out the Poocheyana with Lombre. anyway I don't catch the Whismur because I forget to bring more balls (No not that one you twat). Anyway, May says that I have to go see Mr. Briney (or whatever you call him) to take me into Dewford. FOr some goddamn reason we fricken' shrink into the boat and get to Dewford. I do some shit then head over to the cave.


The first Pokemon we find isn't Makuhita and is instead a fricken Zubat.


*Facepalm* IIRC Flying and Poison are both Physical.

I'm not that mad though, I've never tried using a Zubat and Nuzlocke is the perfect playthrough to achieve happiness quickly amiright? Anyway after 30 minutes I grind Zubat to level 15. Now its time to take on the Gym. Marshtomp rolls all over Brawly's gym but at a price... Zigzagoon was used to take a Bide to the face after ZUbat failed to flinch with Astonish. We will miss Mr. Derpy... Zubat Levels up to get Bite :) (Its about fucking time).

Now I go to Steven and forget about Flash. I grind a little bit on the Makuhitas to gain a few bits of EXP. Now I talk to Mr. Briney and I go all the way to Slateport.

Zubat and Lombre take out the rest of the beach and I move over towards the Dock place. I talk to the dude who tells me that Capt. Stern is in the museum so I run towards the museum.
I talk to the dude who gives me the TM Thief then I make Zubat kill the two Aqua Grunts. Capt. Stern heals me, then I move over to the next destination.

New Pokemon is fucking Zigzagoon again, So I just catch it for Cut. Lombre takes down the west side of the paths and gains a level. Anyway I fricking forget that you get ambushed by May here and Zubat is in a dire situation. (FUUUUUUCK), So I have Lombre just Nature Powering on both Wailmer and Grovlye. Marshy kills the Numel and I make my way out of here. Also Lombre gains another level :).

Like the gay dick I am I defeat every trainer I see. Zubat takes down the first dude with Leech Life and gains one level. And then beats up the other one with the Abra. Now I battle the Fisher who's just standing there. Zubat takes down both Tentacool and Wailmer. Getting another level. Fuck yeah I get Wing Attack, (replacing Astonish).

New Town, Taking a break.

Edited by Racer, 06 March 2012 - 01:59 AM.

[Racer]

READ: Some of the screenies got eaten or something and I just noticed it now... so I'll just put up a status update in the end :/
Ok time for a new day :)

To start off, I take on the Grass trainer and Zubat finally evolves into Golbat
Fuck yeah.

Anyway, Lombre Nature Powers (which is EQ in the sand) the next dude and gains 1 level.

Next route and I get a Roselia. Like I didn't want another Grass Type. Its... Whatever... Lonely its fine I'm not mad, at least no - Spd.

So Roselia's on the team (shut up) and I do a wee bit of grinding to get him up to snuff. Roselia sweeps through the path to Vendanturf and I heal up to be safe. Roselia is now level 18 :). Moving on, I hit the Cycling Road to buff up my team more for Wattson. Marshtomp walks all over the Magnemites and gets up to level 24 :). I'm feeling pretty good for Wattson. But, I decide to take on the Winstrates (spelling...) anyway for the Macho Brace. Roselia is now level 20 and Golbat level 23.

Lol I take out Cancer boy with a nice Nature Power Crit and Lombre gains to level 22. Anyway, Roselia and Marshy proceed to take down the enitre Gym w/ Roselia gaining to 21.

With Marshy, Wattson was a total pushover. A couple of Mud Shots did the trick and I was able to get out of there unscathed.
Now I get Rock Smash and teach it to Zigzagoon and head over to Rusterf Tunnel. I help out the dude who for fuck sakes can't use Rock Smash even though he is a fighting trainer and leave to get to Trick Master's place. I do both puzzles and my team gains a few levels which I kinda forgot. I head up to Route 112, Eros gaining a level along the way, Kieran also gains to level 26.
New Route, New Pokemon. And it is a Numel (Fuck yeah). Hell yeah I got a Bold :) Nature is great man.

But anyway, Numel takes out both Campers over there and the hikers up in that mountain path (with Roselia) or whatever. Next I go to the cave over there.

Wild Pokemon Machop appeared! I'm not too satisfied with the fact that I can't evolve it but I will not let that bother me for now. Nature is Impish :/

Wait! Full Party :D


I grind two levels onto Numel and he gains Magnitude <3. Now I kill the two ace trainers w/ Machop and he gains to level 17 which is cool because I'm gonna need her to kill off Norman. Now anyway new route.


Spinda! I dunno if you can catch anything else, though I vaguely remember you could get Skarmory here...

Now thats settled I grind a bit with Machop on the Spindas. By the end of that volcano route, Machop was level 23 and Numel level 22. I talk to Lanette so that she can gtfo of my (and only my) PC. Now I hit the next route with both Roselia and Lombre gaining 1 lvl off of the fishing trainers. I talk to Lanette who gives me a fucking doll. I'm fricken 10 alread k? :'(

A challenger is approaching! It is a...
...nother Lombre >.< Anyway I just kill it so that Roselia can get Magical Leaf. And then I move up to kill the trainers 'cause I'm cheap like that.

I beat up the trainers along the way w/ Numel, Machop and Lombre. Soooooo I move on. Its strange though, I must be a fricken Nuzlocke Master 'cause nobody is dead yet -_-

Uhhh Meteor Falls is Gold in Sapphire? anyway I see a damn Zubat so I just leave. I get out of the cave and then leave to fight the trainers ut at the south exit.
I go over to talk to the next dude and


Spoke to fucking soon. :o. :(. -__- I hate crits...


Eh, I didn't spend much time with Numel but, I guess I'll just shed a tear for a while...

Machop avenges his friend and I leave with my head held low (after Machop killed the Zangoose dude).
I accidently fall off the platform (frameskip...) and I run up to Vendanturf. I buy new supplies and then put Numel in the afterlife box.
I go over to the Chimney place and then I use Machop to ward off foes with her awesomeness she gains two levels and I get Revenge :). I then reach Archie.

Things are getting tougher now so I'll provide a full on report of these boss battles. Archie sends out Mightyena first so I put in Machop. Mightyena uses Sand Attack but I still hit my Revenge attack. Like the bitch he is he sends out his Golbat (>.< NPCs can't switch!) I take back Machop and bring out Marshy but he still isn't strong enough and Water Gun is barely doing damage. Realizing my situaion I take out my Golbat and he actually used Supersonic instead (which then misses). Golbat beats up Archie's Golbat and he takes out Mightyena. I bring out Machop and she promptly kills it with her Ka-ra-te moves. Next is Sharpedo and I bring out Lombre. Sharpedo uses Focus Energy and I use Absorb but then


Crunch crit KO ;(. That's two losses already. My poster isn't helping me kick much ass right now ;(. Roselia comes out and Magical Leafs Sharpedo to the face.

Instead of giving it a proper burial I, (in my own fanfic mind) throw him into the Volcano. I curse at my computer fifteen times, then I leave Mt. Chimney.

Groan, new place, new trainers. I go up into the patch of grass to see another Numel. I accidently crit it (FUUUUUUCK) but who cares anyway... (Is still depressed). Roselia gains a level btw.

;(. Marshy destroys the entire gym and gains to level 28. After getting frustrated for 2 minutes. I face Flannery in battle.
First up is Slugma. Mud Shot = dead. Second Slugma Mud Shotted again. 3rd Torkoal. Mud Shot, does nearly half and Torkoal Body Slams for a hefty 40 something damage. Mud Shot and I get a crit oh joy. Marshtomp gains a level and is now level 29.

STATS:


Dead Mons

Break again.

[Racer]

New Route, New Pokemon.


Its Trapinch!


Its Nature is Lax, *shrugs* This is gonna bite me in the ass sooner or later.

I go over some trainers and get Trapinch to level 22. I do a bit of grindin' to get to Norman's level at the desert (for Marshy and Roselia) and the Spindas (for Mahop). In the midst of it, Machop evolves!


Even greater stats now.

Now I hit the Trick Master's place.
In the process. Roselia gains to level 29 and Golbat level 26.

I move through Norman's Gym with Marshy and Machoke. arshy gains to level 30 on a trainer and Machoke kills everyone else and gets to level 31. Now Norman is up next.

Machoke starts of the battle and I use a Low Kick to hit Slaking for a hefty Damage reduction. Slaking then uses Yawn. Norman heals then I Low Kick again. Now Machoke is sleeping so I use an Awakening then Slaking uses Yawn again. I Low Kick then switch to Marshtomp. Marshtomp drops its Speed with Mud Shot then I go to Machoke. Machoke Karate Chop crits it. Next is Slaking then I use a Super Potion on Machoke to heal. Slkaing uses Focus Punch and I'm like "ohhh shit" but then, Machoke is bulky as fuck (Impish Nature) and absorbs it like a boss. I heal then Low Kick ehile Slaking spams Focus Punch. In a few seconds, Slaking is down.
Now since this is Sapphire I have to walk to Wally's house and he gives me HM 03. Hell yeah. Marshtomp eats it and gains the move Surf. First off, I head up to Fallarbor Town to get Dig for Trapinch. Next I head on over to New Mauville.
The first Pokemon I see is a Magnemite and naturally I wanna catch it.


It takes a few tries but I finally fucking do it. (RNG WHY YOU HATE ME!)


HELL YEAH MODEST! *Forgives RNG*

I do some stuff and I stop the generator, but tha'ts after I send Trapinch to level 27.

Its Trick Master Time! After killing everyone with Golba who gained to level 27,


I apparently achieved perfect happiness already and I get a Crobat! <3.


Stats are more balanced and I can finally put it to better use!

I get the Smoke ball for fucksakes from the Trick Master.

Now I head on over to the Abandoned Ship. Along the route I challenge and beat a couple of trainers with Threesome who gains to level 28. Now I get to the Abandoned Ship I fight the Sailor dude with Magnemite who gets to level 29. I fight the couple trainers (you know the double battle guys) and Crobat gains to level 28 and learns Confuse Ray. Now I go get Ice Beam. And teach it to Marshy. Outside of the Ship, I battle a Tentacool in the wild and Magnemite evolves and gains to level 30.


Magneton has achieved perfect Threesome status. :D

I fight the trainers outside again and Eros makes it to level 29. Tyke gains to level 29 too but, I drop Grasswhistle (too risky). Moving on a hit Dewford by sea and I get Sludge Bomb for Eros.
I decide that I don't have much to lose, so I go over to route 106. Tyke faces of the first trainer and gains to level 30. I switch over to Kieran because he isn't getting much battling time since Flannery :/. I fight the Hikers who is just standing there in a random bit of land and Marshy gains to level 31. Marshy beats two other Swimmers to get to level 32. I decide to switch in Crobat now. Whoa, I guess I already made a full circle... I realize now that I forgot to catch the new Poke on this route :/. Whatever.

STATS


Whatever time to take a break.

[Aquaman]

Inb4 next mon turns out to be an absol or Kecleon.

[Racer]

Screenies keep getting eaten :o sorry 'bout that...

Anyway, Continuing on.

Next route I kill off Gabby and Ty with Trapinch and Crobat. Trapinch rapes the next few trainers with his awesome new Rock Tomb move and gains to level 28.

I fight the Aroma Lady up South and Crobat gains to level 31. Now new Pokemon (I had a repel on). AN ODDISH! I will catch it for when (or if) Tyke dies to fill in the Grass Type void.

Anyway, I kill the first Mimic Circle dude with Trapinch and get to level 29. Trapinch kills the next two and goes to level 30. Magneton beats up the next guy and goes to level 31. Marshy rapes the Nincada Mimic Circle guy and then Magneton kills the Bug Catcher dude with a Surskit. Crobat rapes the Pokemon Rangers and gains to level 32. Anyway, Magneton beats up the Next trainers (Who are Flying bros) and then I go the Weather Institute.

I heal up then move Roselia up to the front of my team. Both Roselia and Magneton defeat the entire Aqua Institute. By the end of things Roselia gets to level 32.

I get a Castform and its Nature is Modest. I might decide to use this I dunno but this team is pretty much set so In case someone dies I guess.

Now I leave and I get ambushed by May!

May leads off with Numel so I switch out into Marshy and Surf it like a boss. Next comes Grovyle and I use Crobat to Wing Attack and easily destroy it. Finally she sends out Wailmer and it eats a Magical Leaf to the face.

Continuing on, I nearly get a scare when I accidently allow two Swords Dance boosts on a Ninjask but Crobat Wing Attacks and kills it. I reach Fortree but decide that I'm gonna do more stuff first. On the way to Lilycove, I grind on lot of trainers with a Repel on so I don't see a new Pokemon yet, but when I come back its an Oddish. The road long. Machokke learns Vital Throw after killing the Kecleon. Trapinch beats up two trainers and gets to level 32. But, fighting a Cooltrainer.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Now what will I do for Winona? Stupid fucking crits...

Tyke avenges its friend with a Magical Leaf crit. RIP Threesome. Only had you for one update...

*cries* Marshtomp takes center stage and kills the next few trainers and gets to level 34. Next route and ANOTHER Oddish

Trapinch and Roselia gain to level 33 on the next trainers. Machoke fights the other trainers on this route and is now level 34. Getting to Lilycove, I send Threesome to the Afterlife and go up to the Dept. Store to replenish supplies. Oh SHIT! its May. I guess I need to battle again right?

Swellow comes out first and Crobat Sludge Bombs it. Swellow survives with about half but uses Double Team. I use Wing Attack and luckily it hits so Swellow is down. Numel is next and goes down the same way as he did before (Marshy Surf). Wailmer comes out last and eats a Giga Drain crit (Which Roselia just learned btw). Now May becomes a huge pussy and stops our daily rivalry battles. Whatevs, so I go up to the Dept. Sotre and get new supplies.

Now time to head up to the Fortree Gym. After a bunch of uneventful stuff happens (Read: Crobat killed them all w/ Sludge Bomb and gets to level 35 with Marshtomp who killed the last Swellow). I heal up and go back to the Gym. Argh! This gym is so much more frustrating in R/S.

Anyway Gym Battle! I start of with Marshy and Winona starts off with Swellow. I use Ice Beam but Swellow survives with like 20 HP and uses Double Team. Winona heals but I pull off an Ice Beam crit. Next up is Pelipper, and I use Confuse Ray because I'm a huge dick and Sludge Bomb spam (While Pelipper keeps hitting itself). Next up is Skarmory, I switch out and go for Marshtomp who Surfs it like a boss. Finally, Altaria is out and I use Ice Beam while it uses DD (Dragon Dance). It uses another DD but I hit it with Ice Beam again and I take homw the badge :). However Marshtomp makes it to level 36 and you know what that means! Swampert!

Nice Boost, Now it can hold its own much better!

I leave the gym and give Crobat Fly (replacing Wing Attack). First off, I head to Slateport because I forgot to get the Pokeblock case fo the Safari Zone. Its a Girafarig which is cool I guess...


Lax again *facepalm*

So continuing on... I see a new route and new pokemon its!


Linoone HM SLAVE!

Whatever, I get a level with Trapinch off of the two trainers and then I use a Rare Candy.


LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Vibrava! I think it lost some Attack though. Whatever I think its cool still.

Roselia gets to level 34 with the next few trainers. Now time to head out to Mt. Pyre.


First Poke is a Shuppet which I call Crow.

Next Machoke and Vibrava defeat the next few trainers. Then, I see a Kadabra. Kadabra injures Vibrava severely so I switch into Linoone but he died to a Psybeam crit. :/. Crobat avenges his friend and I leave to make a grave for Linoone. Next trainer is a Fighting dude. I use Machoke and it gets to level 35.

I kill some more trainers, get Shadow Ball, then leave. Next Place I find a Shuppet again >:(.

I defeat some more Aqua dudes with Tyke (Who gains to level 35). Then I see that my worst nemesis took an orb of some sort.

I do some stuff then I head to Aqua base. I use Twoface to defeat the entire Aqua hideout and it gains to level 29. Now I see the Admin dude and I decide to battle him. First off is Carvahna and I Stomp it to death. Next is Sharpedo and I use Tyke to Giga Drain its ass. Finally Mightyena comes out and I use Machoke to Revenge it to death. 'cause Girafarig is holding the EXP share, Twoface gets to level 30.

Now I leave and heal. Time to hit the Surfing Road once more! I teach Girafarig Shock Wave (I don't give it Thunderbolt because its a strong TM and it could die before the elite four.) so that it could kill water types. Going through, Girafarig defeats two trainers and gains to level 31. I take care of a bit more trainers to get Twoface to level 33.
Now on to Shoal Cave!


Yeah a SPHEAL! (better than Zubat lol)

Now I leave and decide to take a short break :/

STATS:

Edited by Racer, 12 March 2012 - 01:54 AM.