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[skitarii]

Thought I posted here before <: Cool LP style, easy to "read" through. You've given me probably the best kind of kick in the butt I could receive to get to playing vanilla Shogun 2. Will be watching for updates!

Never seen you before. THANKS for the kind words.

Woo, thanks~! I am amused, as usual~!

Yaaaaay. Pineapple Huggers use sabers 300 years later..


The Tsu clan has fallen. Maybe they got turned into tonkaTSU.

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The last Goto meets his end face to face with high explosives.

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Goto Island is ours, a good fallback position in case things get hair on the mainland.

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Oki reaches level 3!

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Winter has arrived, bringing with it sluggish movement....and deadly attrition if I spend time in enemy provinces...
I pick the Night Battle skill and the Aggressor skill.

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Satsuma's elite army has taken the Hirado. What the hell?! All these guys are practically max level!

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Toshi continues to scout around for provinces ripe for the conquering. The Fukuoka seem vulnerable. I can't let the Satsuma get them too.

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Obama...!?

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Merchant Houses ready...let's switch gears to military research.

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I don't have the money to enlist another general.

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Scratch the military research, back to civil it is. We develop surveillance! THROUGH THE USE OF PEEPING TOMS AND PANTY THIEVES

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Oki demands reinforcements. Let's send him our most modern units.

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Wooo, Satsuma vs. Aizu now. Imperial and Shogunate forces getting it on!

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I think I'll wait until spring before I land my army on Fukuoka shores.

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WAR IS NIGH.

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Several turns later, I finish researching surveillance, and now town buildings are cheaper....and faster to build for some reason.

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See much, say little, fap moar.

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We move on to military research. Arms Deals woot.

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I finally garner enough respect from the Satsuma that they're willing to enter into an alliance with me. BROS FOREVER, I HOPE.

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A traitor!

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Gregory Last levels up from training our soldiers.
Choose bonuses to accuracy and overall effectiveness.

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Toshi levels up also. I make his actions cheaper to perform.

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The Fukuoka sally. Also, I like this loading screen.

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This is what Line Infantry look like. Note their discipline.

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Saber Cavalry, the modernized version of Katana Cavalry. Descendants of the Pineapple Huggers?! (From other LP)

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Katana Kachi. Looks buffer than the Yari Kachi (it's the shoulder armor)

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The opening salvo's honor is all mine. SHRAPNEL BITCHES!

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Let's zoom out and gaze in awe at the weather. JUST KIDDING, I'm putting the sabers at the right flank because the enemy's line infantry are in the middle and my left.
Their cavalry is at my left too, hence why I'm shifting my spear levy to the left.

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They're picking up the pace. Let them get tired out.

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Prepare....

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GIVE HELL. FOR THE EMPEROR!

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One does not SIMPLY charge a line infantry unit.

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Spear Levy, CHARGE!
Yari Kachi, move to the side and flank enemy gunners. RAPID ADVANCE GO!

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"PREPARE TO LECEIVE CHAGE!"
"DRAW SWORDS"
"LET THEM TASTE OUR STEER!"

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Woop, Yari Kachi got intercepted. FIGHT!

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Chaos reigns as smoke obscures the battlefield, units switch targets , and melee soldiers duke it out in the middle of the killing zone.

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Spear levy, get their matchlock kachi. I've timed my naval bombardment such that it'll be followed up by a charge from SABER CAVALREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

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DIE YOU SONS OF BITCHES!

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CUT DEM DOWN
AH HELP M--GRRRRRK

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EAT MODERN STEEL YOU FUCK

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VICTORY IS OURS.
Wow, sabers are really good.!

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Tsukushi is ours!

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The Emperor is pleased with our performance. As my fame meter increases, I can begin to appoint my generals to special positions which give the whole clan bonuses.

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Traditional Dojo? Don't need a lot of those. DISMANTLED.
Replace with Police Station.

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This area looks lightly defended.

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FOR THE EMPEROR! Clans will switch allegiances if it benefits them.

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Cheaper modern units = win.

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Next research, Restoration of the Domain. Unlocks the next level of town upgrade.

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Tsukushi already has an inn, and now I can train Geisha.
They boost happiness where they are present, can persuade named characters to join my cause with sex, inspire armies, distract enemy armies...etc.

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Ah, Ishin Shishi. They spread propaganda wherever they go, can persuade enemy armies to join my cause, can start riots in enemy towns, can ZEALOUSLY ASSASSINATE named characters like shinobi can. The Shogunate equivalent is the Shinsengumi.

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This is my next enemy. They seem to be posing a big challenge, as they have quite a number of allies.

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But, before I make a move on the Tsuwano, I will scout out some more.

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Recruited a geisha, have her entertain town.

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OH SHIT.

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It's time for little Mochi to prove himself. Taking with him a ton of levy, let's go!

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Damn, I'm too poor to do anything.

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Gregory mah boi levels up again. He becomes Drill Sgt. FULL METAL JACKET

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Mochi says "DECRARE WAR ON THE TSUWANO! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD...I mean...FOR THE EMPEROR!"

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SATSUMA MAH BRO

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Recruited an Ishin Shishi. Guy's a fanatic.

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THE EMPEROR MANDATES THAT WE CAPTURE BUZEN NOW

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FOR THE EMPEROR, NUKE BUZEN

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Now I'm autoresolving this shit.

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Buzen is ours, DO IT FOR MONEY! Send in Ishin Shishi to make people SHUT UP

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Thank the Emperor! Our influence grows!

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The fuck are you doing?

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I continue shelling neighboring province Nagato.

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Another Mochi comes of age!

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Iemasa has leveled up, and his feeling of divine righteousness also!

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So does my geisha, hehe

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Research completed.

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IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR, I ENLIST YOU, WOMAN, TO BE MY ASSISTANT.

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A SHINSENGUMI! MUST. KILL. IT IS AN ETERNAL LOATHING. FIRE AND WATER. WATER AND OIL. FOREIGNERS AND JAPANESE. EMPEROR AND SHOGUN. PB AND J. ANIME AND REAL LIFE. BAKA AND AHO.

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Geisha gets entertainment skills.

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I continue research in the School of Shinobi in an attempt to make his actions cost less.

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Mochiaki doesn't sport an impressive stache, but he can make naval bombardments be more lethal.
His loyalty could use some help though.

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Oki's loyalty could use some help too. I appoint him as Inspector General.

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Thank the Emperor. MONEY!

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Buzen only.

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This already exists in Tsukushi.Explains the income.

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I can upgrade to this. Also , Mahjong is pretty fun irl.

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Meanwhile in Buzen, I can upgrade the inn into the more modern Market building.

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Oh shit, Tsuwano's allies are arriving to support them! Also, the Satsuma kicked Tsuwano ass.

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FOR THE EMPRAH. KILL THEM!

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Zeal succeeds where subtlety has failed. LEVEL UP.

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Gregory Last has been afflicted with yellow fever. SHE CAN SHOOT PINGPONG BALLS!

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Buzen is burning. IT'S ON.

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[Rewjeo]

Because of how RD works in this, you should be able to keep the Satsuma as allies forever, right? I recall hearing that it works differently.

[skitarii]

Because of how RD works in this, you should be able to keep the Satsuma as allies forever, right? I recall hearing that it works differently.

Yes, Realm Divide has been reworked into a Shogunate vs Imperial shitfest. However, if you decide to form your own Republic then it goes back into the classic Realm Divide style.


Took out an Inakuni fleet, managed to capture it. It's a Kanrin Maru Corvette, and I have no idea if it's better than the Kaiten because I autoresolved this one.

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I don't believe I posted info on the ships, did I? Well, here you go.

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What? Who dares take our money!?

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Now our Shinobi will be even more effective!

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I also realized I didn't post info on some of the technologies before, so here you go.

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Since I have so much money, I can now bribe enemies over to my side. However, armies led by daimyo cannot be bribed. Therefore, they must be assassinated first before bribing can commence.

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Level 3 Modernization attained!

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Iesama the fanatic scouts ahead for possible disloyal armies.

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What incidents? Ignore them.

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By the Emperor, JOIN US!
Okay.jpg

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Somehow he nabbed a general too, but this guy is waaaay too disloyal.

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I therefore order him to commit seppuku by disbanding his unit.

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I now have enough money to upgrade the cal industry in Buzen!

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Shipyard Research complete! Cheaper ship ftw!

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Shonobi, I order you to reveal the Satsuma lands!

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Buzen can use a cannon range.

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More enemy troops have been persuaded over next turn. I now have a mini army!

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Mochi has crossed into Tsowana territory!

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Research can be queued up now. Here's an example.

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The next upgrade is Revolver Cavalry...which unlocks said unit.

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Apparently reaching clan development level 3 gives all general's bodyguard units revolvers, gives -1 happiness from modernization, and research gets FASTAH

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I can't persuade an army with a daimyo. THEREFORE, KILL!

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Level up again, FOR THE EMPEROR! SUPER ETHICAL DECISION!!~~@(*&^%$#%$^

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Let's besiege this place....next turn.

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Seems that I've bribed over a unit of Wooden Cannons. Absolute rubbish, I tell you.

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Autoresolved another naval battle, caught myself a Kasuga class corvette.

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Looks like it's more advanced than what I currently have.

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Starvin' them out.

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Iesama, back to the army, where you will motivate everyone wit fanatical rhetoric about the EMPRAH.

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Random message on geisha leveling up!

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Lets upgrade those Tenant Farms to Commercial Farms. More income ftw!

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The fleet does what it can to weaken the enemy.

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Yasuyuki learns to be graceful. I thought you get graceful by the time you're in your 30s....

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Cultural exchange? We're the saga, we totally approve of this. 2000 can be made in one turn anyways!

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WHERE THE FUCK DID ALL YOU COME FROM? RETREAT!

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This guy's got Parrott Guns! We need reinforcements! OKI TO THE RESCUE!

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We can't retreat anymore, but we can probably take on 2 forces! TO WAR IT IS, DUTY CALLS!

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I wasn't able to stretch out my line because I was deploying in a corner, but I got plenty of time. The enemy outnumbers us by a huge margin, so I'm going to need a lot of melee units to soak up bullets or to tie up enemy ranged units in melee combat.

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Wooden cannons honestly look like pieces of shit. They can't even be redeployed!

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The new general's bodyguard after modernization. Much fewer men, but their stats are higher and they have revolvers which are pretty much rapid fire death-dealing machines.

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Hiding....maybe they can get the jump on the enemy.

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Yari Ki. READY TO GUT THE ENEMIES OF THE EMPEROR.

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Bow Kachi. Good long-ranged infantry who can arc shots over the gunners in front.

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Hm, they're sending over a vanguard.

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Yari Ki are now hiding in the forest, where they will be safe.

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POOF!
It's not very effective...

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OPEN FIRE, HAVE NO MERCY!

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Called in a naval bombardment to nuke this advance force. Meanwhile, Mochi uses his new ability, "Ganbatte", which extends his blue radius and buffs ALL surrounding units. It's like a less crappy version of Stand and Fight from Shogun 2.

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Their spear levy makes it to my lines, but are driven back.

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But that's just the beginning of the actual battle....

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Meat shields...err, spear levy, CHARGE!

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They managed to get the foe's general into melee!

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As soon as those enemy levy infantry fired, I move my yari ki. The enemy will be busy reloading now.

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CRUSH THEM. FOR OUR NOBLE LORD!

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This gun battle is taking its time. Spears to the FORE!

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Calling in a second bombardment!

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The yari ki continue plowing through the enemy line, causing rout after rout. C-C-C-COMBO!

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Since levy are unwilling to risk friendly fire, I have them partake in the melee/mop-up also.

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BOOM BITCH, GIT OUT DA WAY

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Well, yari ki got tied up all the way on the right flank. Looks like I'll have to do something drastic here.
SEND IN MOCHI.

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CUT DEM DOWN. TASTE STEEL AND RETRIBUTION!

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My previously-routing spear levy have been inspired to return.

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KEEP GOING. KEEP CHARGING!

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Edited by skitarii, 25 March 2012 - 02:00 AM.

[skitarii]

Okay, so photobucket is being a piece of shit and somehow screwed a few images in the previous post. DAmmit.


They're regrouping! Reform and fire back! HURRY!

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VICTORY!
Many have fallen, but it was worth it.
I have nothing but praise for the yari ki.

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Mochi levels up from such an epic victory.

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REVOLVER CAVALRY UNLOCKED!

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Let's upgrade that Cadet School in Nagasaki into a Barracks.

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Toshi continue exploring the Satsuma domain.

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Tosa offers a trade agreement. Cool.

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Mochi's army is ferried to safer areas, and Oki stands guard.

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Upgrading ah Market.

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Wtf, how'd they do that?!

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Mochi is now a skilled attacker.
I have no idea how a bible can improve morale....

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An Iwakuni force has crossed into our land! REPEL THE ATTACKERS!

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Since they'll be defending, it's time to march. I've seen what Parrott GUns can do. I hope they don't target Oki...

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I like these nice graphical touches.

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Ouch.

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I order a focused bombardment on their location, but it got everyone EXCEPT the Parrott Guns.

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They're camping on a hill....what shall I do to draw then out?

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Deploying my own artillery...concentrate fire on their Parrotts!

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Agh, shit, that salvo almost took out Oki! GALLOP TO SAFETY!

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2nd bombardment weakens them.

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Advance! Halt. FIRE!

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Shifting over melee units to back up my levy ranged.

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DEATH TRAP!

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Yari Kachi, charge their general!

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Meanwhile, the katana kachi intercept their spear levy to great effect.

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Of course, the units that makes them all rout is the Saber Cavalry.

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That's a wrap!
700 kills for cavalry? damn.

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This clan's gone.

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Mochi's army has fully healed. ONWARDS! Actually, he took over Oki's army.

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New units received.
Sharpshooters.

Shit melee, good range, accurate!

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Revolver cavalry, short ranged but reasonable ranged unit

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The Cannon Range can be upgraded to a Field Artillery School. It'll unlock Armstrong Guns, I believe.

Dammit Photobucket why you resize me again!?!?

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Tosa Clan, thuink we can ally up?
NOPE.
Mochi: So close.... (clenches fist and looks down)

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Mochi marches on Nagato, having assumed control of Oki's army. ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL...

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Gregory Last levels up again, having trained up so many units into level 2-4.
He earns a FUCKING AWESOME HAT and AWESOME STACHE.
Choosing skills in training and bonus ammunition for the troops.
Also, 2nd retainer offers bonus in personal security.

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New mission! Assassinate a Tsuwano named character!

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NAGATO IS BESIEGED!

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Tsukushi upgrades the Police Station into a Magistrate.

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Seems like battles are getting bigger, and I'm always outnumbered for some reason. Probably because I'm the aggressor, and I can't reinforce my armies as quickly as they can.
At least our units have the benefit of experience. Even a simple +1 morale can go a loooong way.
Also, Michi is an ugly fuck.

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DAT LONG LINE!

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An outright charge would be suicidal, and my spear levy have leveled up so much that it would be a waste to let them soak bullets (okay, maybe not such a waste). But still, terrain should be used wisely. Here are some woods where they can stay hidden until the perfect time.

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Let's see how many kills level 6 Parrott Guns can score!

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OPEN UP! FIRE!

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The dangers of modern combat: keeping a fine balance between inspiring your units with your general's command radius and keeping him out of the line of fire. Difficult to do when bullets are whizzing this way and that.

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While you reload, I SHALL GUT YOU LIKE A FISH INTO SASHIMI!

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Kachi, prepare to flank!

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CUT THEM DOWN. SLASH DEM, KEEL DEM!
Did you notice they're using some of the Empire Total War animations? The saber stuff.

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The flanking on the left flank fails as enemy units stop routing, regain their wits, and open fire...

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But at least hell is being unleashed on the right flank.

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And then suddenly I am greeted with this message. It's like their entire army stopped fighting. Silly levy.

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Wait, mission success? I thought we were supposed to assassinate, but kill someone in battle? Ah well.

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Looks like the Aizu lost to the Satsuma...

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As I scout ahead with my fleet, it seems my next enemy are the Jozai. I must be wary of their ability to replenish even in enemy provinces.

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We now have modern rifles!

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The Shogunate vs Imperial war continues, the Tosa and Obama clans are at each others' throats.

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Eh, losing only a small amount of men is okay.

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While the Saga may be ultra-modern, I still see the use of fielding small amounts of traditional units on the field. It's time to upgrade to the Master Dojo.

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Next research: Domain and the Realm, to restore my daimyo's honor rating.

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THE LAST OF THE TSUWANO
PAINT THE BEAUTIFUL SNOW RED
SPRING COMES, THEY BECOME CROPS
Oh, that's the bow kachi, by the way.

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Oh nothing, just checking out the weather and all...and how we can arc our shots so the ashigaru...er...levy in front can eat bullets.

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Simple victory.

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Nagato is ours, finally..but instead of keeping it for myself, I decide to restore the Choshu clan.

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You're next, Jozai!

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The islands are ready to develop better industry. I've already built Cottage Industries on both of them, and those an be upgraded into 3 different buildings. They're pretty much the same thing, except it's on a scale of More modernization unhappiness, better wealth vs. Less modernization, less wealth. Of course, I like variety so I picked the two extremes....or something, ah just read the pics.

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What, you were an ally of the Tsuwano? And you're pro-Imperial? Well, I'm in a good mood...I'll accept your peace treaty....

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WHAT? Westerners attacked in our land?! TURN OVER THESE CRIMINALS

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The Satsuma, always one step ahead, are now fighting the Jozai.

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When winter ends, and the first grass grows, we will invade.

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The Sendai have made their move against us. We will help our noble ally, of course.
Sometimes, it feels like I'm the minor clan here. The Satsuma appear to be conquering a lot and the Saga clan is just a supporting character....maybe it's like the Tvtrope "Hero of Another Story" where the journey of the Shimazu are more important...

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Those are quite the skilled leaders you have there. Pity if something were to happen....
KILL IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR. CLEANSE THE LAND

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We do'n't have enough agents to kill people so...GREGORY LAST , USE YOUR DUELING SKILLS.
I DEMAND SATISFACTION

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Toshi strikes again...and fucks up.

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DO IT ALL AGAIN NEXT TURN!

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Now with the Jozai leadership practically gone, we can move in for the kill.
They are joined by the Obama and Nagaoya. WE SHALL TAKE THEM ON FOR THE EMPEROR.

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Restoring the honor of my daimyo. Wootwoot.

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People are getting mad I'm taking the side of the westerners. Such is the cost of modernization. I owe no apologies.

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Reinforcements have arrived. See the revolver cavalry?

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Move a little closer to the fleet so it can offer naval support. Keep that in mind when you play, guys.

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Nagasaki can be upgraded to City level development. MONEYZ

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We besiege them. I'll let you come to me. NO way am I assaulting.

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Master Dojo complete. The old ways have their uses.

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UNITS UNLOCKED.

Bow Ki - Descendants of the Bow Cavalry unit, long-ranged and quick, but will be raped if shot at or melee'd.

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Kisho Ninja - The infamous battlefield ninja from Shogun 2 are back. INsane melee stats, these guys will prove to be an unpleasant surprise...provided they can stealth their way through the bullets.

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Currently researching Cordial Relations.

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A new mochi appears!
This one sports a retro headband, but his mind is completely modern.

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Yasuyuki levels up again! Points in entertainment and charm!

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I can now build Goldfields in Tsushima island. Does that make me a gold digger?

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New enemies, new raids on my trade. It's okay, I am not feeling a dent.

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h shit, I didn't upgrade my navy...UMm.....maybe I should withdr-NO MOTHERFUCKERS LET'S KILL THEM

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FOG IS BAD. Face cannons in general direction of enemy and wait.

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ALl units, OPEN FIRE. FAST RELOAD HOOR AH

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Oh man, getting raped.

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No wonder, the Obama Administration has a fucking frigate. NOOOO

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Let's. Get. Out. OF. HERE

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GTFO N------!!BOOM

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WITHDRAW, WITHDRAW. OVERHEAT THE ENGINES IF NEED BE. (overheating boosts speed but gives a small chance the ship will explode or catch on fire.)

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My first victory was at sea. My first defeat is at sea. At least 4 ships made it out of there.

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The Jozai sally out, but to my surprise, the Choshu have joined us.

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There's a new feature with Fall of the Samurai. I can command over 20 units at the same time now. Let's take a look how...but first i must spread out...

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Boink. The interface resizes itself!

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I'll let the Choshu do their work, and then I'll take care of what's left. That's what happens when you're my vassal, heh.

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Doing well, Choshu.

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Some Jozai cavalry made it over. But, they never made it back.

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REVOLVER CAVALRY SHRED ENEMIES TO BITS. FUCKING DUAL WIELD SO DAMN FUCKING COOL

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FLAMING ARROWS

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Not doing so well, Choshu?

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Here they come? GUN EM DOWN

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VICTORY. (at the blood of the Choshu but w/e)
Also, I captured Wooden Cannons but....meh

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Toshi and Mochi have increased in rank, and somehow I get connected into the chatrooms of my multiplayer clan.

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Also, new son!

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Nagoya and Edo (the Shogun's personal clan!!!) have fallen!?

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Autoresolve time!

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Suo is ours. Expanding territory slowly.

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My new neighbor is the Yonago. They're Imperial, so I don't wish to fight them....or should I...? To expand my own lands..hmm..

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Reorganizing my armies....Suo's garrison shall be huge.

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Toshi shall be a better assassin.

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KILL THE SHINSENGUMI. THEIR TOXIC LIES WILL NOT FIND EARS HERE

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Now we explore east.

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The Tosa accept an alliance with me!

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I thought this piece of art was pretty cool.

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Oh fuck, now my income is gonna drop. GOtta rebuild and improve the navy.

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OBAMA INVASION FORCE ALERT

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I like how the AI is smart enough to offer peace when they're losing badly. I politely decline.

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KNOCK THE OBAMA OUTTA HERE (didn't take screenshots)

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The next turn, it landed anyways. The fuck?

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Cordial Relations done, now mastering Foreign Affairs....

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Mochi gets skills in raiding and logistics. He is excellent for invading.

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Well, I'm sure our defense forces can hold off the Obama. We SHALL INVADE THEM.

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Searching far and wide!

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The Obama force, in all their confidence, decides to assault. Well, let them die at our walls, then.

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Let's do this.

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Yari Ki, move out and find an opportunity to flank...

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Dismounted General's Bodyguard can be used to man the walls.

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Towers can now be manually commanded, and they can use fire arrows also!

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HERE THEY COME. KILL THEM!

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You can't hit me from down there! I think..

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SPEAR LEVY, GET THEM OFF THE WALLS!

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Oki does his part.

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Circling around...avoid their spear levy...

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CHAAAAARGEEEEE....to little effect.
Why?

1 Charging uphill.
2. Just too many of them. I end u losing most of my cavalry. Fuck.

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But at least it distracts the enemy long enough to be shot at some more.

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THEY BROKE THROUGH. OFF THE WALLS, WE MUST SHOOT THE ONES INSIDE.

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OKI CHARGES INTO THE FRAY

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Meanwhile, the other Mochi shoots things.

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We can't hold! NEED MORE MEN!

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SABERS VS KATANAS.

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I think they're wavering sir! STAND FIRM. GANBATTE!

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It's their general! SHOOT HIM

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Spamming rally and ganbatte and inspire unit always works.

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What a bloody mess.

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VICTORY!!!! Wow, that was close.

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Oki levels up, and why is trade disrupted....?

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[skitarii]

Damn, the Jozai are bombing Nagasaki's port, killing my trade income! FUCKERS!

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No peace for the Obama.

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Mama used to tell me not to get involved in matters like these...

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A nice change from the island provinces.

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Oki gets a foreign chick and more defensive abilities.

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Military Academy of Nagasaki completed. What do we unlock?

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IMPERIAL INFANTRY. They're like line infantry, but better.

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Foreign Affairs mastered. Moving on to easier things like the Tea Ceremony.

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The British love us for some reason. Sure, I'll let them establish a MILITARY mission here.

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What is this resource at Suo?

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Bend over, Obama.

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The nearby Tottori forces (they're pro-Imperial) immediately besiege Tango. Hey I wanted that province. Looks like I'll have to move on to Wakasa...

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Rebuilding my navy, one ship at a time. Got a frigate, eager to test out this bad boy.

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NOT the frigate.

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THIS is the frigate. And it owns. A few volleys with rapid reload and this Kaiten is DOWN.

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Wakasa is now under siege.

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Toshi looks out for enemy armies.

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An Obama fleet? Sink it. By the way I'm leaving Mochi at Wakasa. THis fleet needs to return home to deal with the Shogunate fleets bombing my provinces.

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Standard pincer move.

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Surround and oh oops, the Kaiten corvettes are too slow. Looks like the right group will have to take the majority of fire.

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HURRY THE FUCK UP

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Lost a gunboat. Losing corvette.

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Ended up not losing gunboat, but...it's right to the side of the enemy ship...

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Things looked kind of meh until one of the enemy vessels exploded, sending bits of crew into the sea. FEEDING FRENZY?

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WINNING

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SAGA HAS MODERNIZED COMPLETELY.

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Tea Ceremony complete. Moving on to Copper Bottoms.

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Unfortunately the residents of Nagasaki aren't too happy about all this...modernization.

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Let's look for a port that isn't blown up...for repairs.

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MUST BUILD BRITISH TRADING DISTRICT. NEED MOAR MONEY.

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[skitarii]

Iemasa becomes even more fanatical. This guy's young too!

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Me: Lord Mochi, winter has taken a toll on the men. The Obama reinforcements are moving in.
Iemasa: THEN YOU SHALT HAVE MORE. FOR THE EMPEROR.
-moments later, a whole army of formerly Obama units joined up with Mochi-
Iemasa: ARE YU READY GAIZ?
Defectors: YEAH
Iemasa: PUT YOUR GUNZ ON. FOR THE EMPEROR
Defectors: YEAAAAAAAAH

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Scouting around....

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Oh look, the Tottori have joined us. Fortune favors the bold, we shall assault Obamatown!

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This fortress looks better defended than I expected.
These archery towers need to be taken care of.

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These sharpshooters will need to be taken care of also.

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Parrott Guns taking care of towers, now it's safe to assault.

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Still got some ammo left, shoot the Sharpshooters!

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Apparently if units are stationed on a wall and the wall is destroyed, most of that unit will be sent flying to their dooms.

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FORWARD MEN, NO SURRENDER

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Gunners, move up! You're not killing anything at this range!

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I like how in Fall of the Samurai (and the new patch to Shogun 2) ranged units will immediately open fire while climbing the walls.

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Things are getting messy...

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Meanwhile the Tottori are steamrolling the enemy.

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Victory is easily achieved.

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The Emperor loves us!!!

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The other Mochi gets the new position.

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The Wakayama are our next enemy.

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I am extremely wary of enemy geisha laying around my territory. BURN THE WITCH

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Nagoka fleet is attacking us!

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We must be kind hosts to our guests. READY TO FIRE

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Just. Like. This.

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Here they come. Firing perpendicular to the target causes maximum damage...that is --->> <====

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You are surrounded. Give up.

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VICTORY.

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We got Copper PLating now...but it wouldn't be fitted on to existing ships.

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Next thing to master: Imported Guns. I want those Armstrongs. They're a step up from Parrott Guns, and we already know how dangerous those are.

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[skitarii]

The Tottori failed to take Tango. Let's incite a rebellion for the lulz.

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The Tosa have sent a force from their tiny island. Whoa.

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Gregory Last has risen up again!
Now he gives stat boosts!

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A huge as fuck rebel army then takes Tango. Dammit, I'm going to take it from them!

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Sharpshooters wear the same thing as line infantry...except with different helmets.

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Revolvers harass, everyone shoots the fuck out of the rebel spearmen. Done.

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Samurai, HAVE A FIELD DAY. CHARGE

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lol that was quick.

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Tango is ours, and its infrastructure is pretty much in ruins It's practically undeveloped.

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The Wakayama have joined the enemy. Alright then.

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Hmm....artillery bonus then. Time to build more Parrott Guns back in Buzen.

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Imported Guns researched. Moving on to Modern Army.

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Where to next, Mochi?

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WIth the Copper Plating tech researched, I can now build Military Ports. I'll build one in Buzen.

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Mochi says... "WE MARCH ON KYOTO!"

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Randomly improving industry.

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Kyoto appears to be lightly defended. Damn man, I remember when it was a hell of a boss battle back in Shogun 2.

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Yasuyuki suddenly levels up.

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After many turns, Modern Army is researched.
While the game explicitly mentions bayonets, they are not an upgrade. The game developers said that it was too much to have to motion capture bayonet vs. yari/naginata/katana/cavalry animations so they left it out. But then they put in some saber animations, so...what the fuck?
I'm hoping the model is in-game (I've seen bayonets in cutscenes) so I can mod it in and just give it the yari animation.

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Good find. I wonder what triggers these events.

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ANNNND the Obama land a huge as fuck invasion army at Tango. Oh shit.

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BRITISH TRADING DISTRICT CONSTRUCTION COMPLETE.

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I can't build this unit yet until I research Iron Plating Ships...but....holy fuck it looks MAGNIFICENT.

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BRITISH MOTHERFUCKING ROYAL MARINES. Damn, those are some high stats.

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Immediately the Choshu request a trade agreement.

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Kyoto shall be mine.

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I shall also build this Legendary Dojo, the one-stop building for all your traditional needs.

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Edited by skitarii, 25 March 2012 - 07:55 PM.

[Rewjeo]

So you can promote a general to comptroller now... So to me that says you can give one of your generals the ability to troll computer controlled factions.

Also, that Tosa daimyo looks ridiculous.

Edited by Rewjeo, 25 March 2012 - 07:59 PM.

[skitarii]

@Rewjeo
It's the Shaguma/Kaguma/something headgear. For the Tosa, it's the "Red Bear" hat. They have the unique unit of "Red Bear Infantry"


We take Kyoto! HEADS SHALL ROLL!

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10 minutes are all it takes....elite crew is elite.

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LEVY INFANTRY TAKING FIRE!
YOUR ORDERS, SIR?
YOUR ORDERS LORD!?
OW MY ARRRRRMMMM!!
CLIMBING TO GREAT HEIGHTS LORD
MOVING FORWARD MY LORD
YES SUH
OBRITERLATE DEM
The defenders did not stand a chance. While a lone gun unit would hardly have killed anything shooting at the walls, when you have a fuckton of line infantry + sharpshooters and bow kachi....of course someone's going to die.

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At this point of my LP, play this song before you continue reading.





SWAAAAAAAAAARM

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Our men march unhindered by towers, free of bullets...until the second level. ALL UNITS, AVOID THE KILLING ZONES

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GIVE COVERING FIRE! The rest of you, CLIMB UP THERE

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No time to shoot. Let's get nasty and GIVE THEM STEEL

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CHAAAARGE. FOR THE EMPEROR! EAT KATANA

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Losses were heavier than expected, but our overwhelming numbers and experience crushed the feeble Kyoto garrison. It was bloody and it was long.

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Last man to be cut. PWNT.

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VICTORY. KYOTO IS OURS

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There's a special unit that can only be recruited in Kyoto.
Kyoto Police - An improved version of the Spear Levy unit, but not much to say about them.

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[Rewjeo]

For some reason, I can't view your most recent images. If I right click and choose "view image," it says that the picture cannot be displayed because of an error. That's all the detail it goes into, though.

[skitarii]

I think it's because I uploaded so damn much to photobucket, but I'm not getting your error...

[Rewjeo]

I switched to the computer that's plugged into the internet directly and now they're working. So it's just that my internet sucks, which is old news.