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#1 Samal Rishon

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Posted 24 March 2012 - 09:31 PM

Girls that dress up for clubs end up looking like slutty Oompa-Loompas. This turns me off. This is not good.

What do I do?

#2 Freohr Datia

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Posted 24 March 2012 - 09:31 PM

Don't look at the girls in clubs?

#3 ShinRPGamer

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Posted 24 March 2012 - 09:33 PM

Don't go to clubs at all?

#4 Freohr Datia

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Posted 24 March 2012 - 09:35 PM

Especially don't rely on them!

#5 eclipse

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Posted 24 March 2012 - 09:36 PM

Go to better clubs, and pity the poor guys that take those girls home?

#6 Sara.

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Posted 24 March 2012 - 09:43 PM

Don't go looking for women at clubs.

You're doing it very wrong.

#7 Defeatist Elitist

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Posted 24 March 2012 - 09:50 PM

Girls that dress up for clubs end up looking like slutty Oompa-Loompas. This turns me off. This is not good.

What do I do?


Buy a chocolate factory and get'em working.

#8 Freohr Datia

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Posted 24 March 2012 - 09:51 PM

Buy a chocolate factory and get'em working.


=D <3

#9 Samal Rishon

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Posted 24 March 2012 - 09:51 PM

Don't look at the girls in clubs?

Don't go to clubs at all?

Don't go looking for women at clubs.

You're doing it very wrong.

You may not have social lives but I do, thank you very much.

Go to better clubs, and pity the poor guys that take those girls home?

Not enough money. Now I know why I stick to bars but I can't pick up girls well when I'm with like 5 mates.

#10 Defeatist Elitist

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Posted 24 March 2012 - 09:52 PM

But yeah spray on tans are kind of whatthechrist. I'm wondering who first thought they were a good idea.

#11 Sunwoo

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Posted 24 March 2012 - 09:53 PM

Just swear off romantic interactions with the opposite gender. I would do the same, but I already suspect that I may be asexual, so I don't have to. ._.

#12 Freohr Datia

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Posted 24 March 2012 - 09:53 PM

You may not have social lives but I do, thank you very much.


Seriously if those girls are like my roommate then they're all idiots and not worth looking into... =/

Unless you love idiots like my roommate then take her away from me PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She's very attractive I promise!!!


#13 Tangerine

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Posted 24 March 2012 - 09:54 PM

But yeah spray on tans are kind of whatthechrist. I'm wondering who first thought they were a good idea.


It's the Hulk Hogan effect. All girls want to look like Hulk Hogan.

err..

Edited by Tangerine, 24 March 2012 - 09:54 PM.


#14 eclipse

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Posted 24 March 2012 - 09:56 PM

Ah, that's a shame. I hope you can find a way to sneak into one, 'cause I think you'd be much happier with the selection of women there.

#15 Excellen Browning

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Posted 24 March 2012 - 09:57 PM

You may not have social lives but I do, thank you very much.


Not enough money. Now I know why I stick to bars but I can't pick up girls well when I'm with like 5 mates.


Find out where university chicks hang out. At least in my country they don't dress up as insecure sluts.

#16 Sara.

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Posted 24 March 2012 - 10:01 PM

You may not have social lives but I do, thank you very much.


Well shoot, when I could be out spending money at clubs and chasing scantly clad orange idiots, I guess I really am missing out.

Thank you for enlightening me to the fun life I should be living. I shall now enlist 10 people to join me the club, and be dissappointed at all the drunken chocolate factory workers there, "getting their drink on".

#17 Sunwoo

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Posted 24 March 2012 - 10:03 PM

Well shoot, when I could be out spending money at clubs and chasing scantly clad orange idiots, I guess I really am missing out.

Thank you for enlightening me to the fun life I should be living. I shall now enlist 10 people to join me the club, and be dissappointed at all the drunken chocolate factory workers there, "getting their drink on".


Hey, at least you've settled down and started a family. :P: I have no social life outside of my 10 (or 12-13) friends ... who are all in another state at the moment (and one out of the country). But, yeah, not looking for guys in the first place. <==

#18 eclipse

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Posted 24 March 2012 - 10:05 PM

Find out where university chicks hang out. At least in my country they don't dress up as insecure sluts.


Depends on the university, methinks.

#19 Tangerine

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Posted 24 March 2012 - 10:07 PM

Hey, at least you've settled down and started a family. :P: I have no social life outside of my 10 (or 12-13) friends ... who are all in another state at the moment (and one out of the country). But, yeah, not looking for guys in the first place. <==


Sounds like you'll be prowling the same areas as Life soon enough.

#20 Defeatist Elitist

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Posted 24 March 2012 - 10:07 PM

Find out where university chicks hang out. At least in my country they don't dress up as insecure sluts.


I suspect his problem is with the "Oompa Loompa" part, not the "slutty" part.