Darros presents to you...
Comedic draft playthrough of this game!
Now with 150% more unfunny humour!
Oh look, lots of people are coming to our castle! I didn't know it was Red Day today!
Lady, Aideen, we're green though. We don't celebrate Red Day.
You're no fun, Midayle.
I shall fend this castle from those who wish to make us celebrate such a blasphemous holiday!
Oh look, halfway across the country which I can see for some reason, there are people going to visit Jungby! I didn't know it was Red Day!
Oh boy, I love R-
No one cares.
Anyway, we should probably get going to see what's going on. Everyone loves a good Red Day!
Excellent! I'll pack my things an-
No. You stay home. Bad Noish.
But this isn't fair!
That sucks. You're like, the bottom tier of us four.
Four? I count three.
Noish can not count. Silly Noish. Arden will destroy Noish.
Now now, there's no need for that. Noish just gets to stay home.
What exactly is putting me below these people?
Well, Sigurd is a lord
, Arden has has super armor knight powerz, and I have a manly turban.
Hooray for turbans!
LET US BE OFF!
Hey, are you ready for some Red Day fun?
I'm afraid to ruin your day, as lovely as it is, but today happens to be red
day, and we are affiliated with gre-
IT'S RED DAY BITCH
This is what you get for being a party pooper, Midayle.
Hey, you must be Aideen. Do you celebrate Red Day?
I like your style. Let's go back to Verdane, where we can.. *ahem* party... all night long!
~ 5 turns
So Alec hung out up north to lure brigands, Arden cleaned up behind the castle and started to follow Sigurd. Guess what Sigurd did.