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[Sho.M.the.Fallen]

Waaaaaaaaaaait a second. If I was just conviniently at Imp's place, does that make me her hair dryer?

[Zeem]

Hahahaha, yes. THAT'S THE POWER OF BEING ON STANDBY.

[CT075]

i can't write

Spoiler - RADMAC

Serenes Forest was peaceful. Horita was preoccupied with his latest draft experiment (that had been secretly given to him by the Folgores), too busy to deal with taking over a new land and his foes. Zeddmare was… well, he was somewhat nonexistent.

Camdar had a niggling feeling in the back of his mind that was- no, wait, that was the feeling of him smacking his head into a wall. Backwards. ((Editor’s note: no we don’t know how that works but we had a deadline to meet and the author was stubborn OKAY))

“Aha! Putting the Leg Ring on Sharlow was a BRILLIANT idea, I’ll use it against- no, shoot, don’t do- NOOOOOOOOOO…”

It seemed that all was not well in Horita’s secret underwater base on the moon. Before Camdar could hide, however, Horita stormed out of his room.

“Camdar! What have you done? I asked you to give me a version of FE42 that wouldn’t possibly fail, but all that’s happened was RNG-SCREWAGE! How are you going to explain this?”

Camdar could only stutter.

“B-but, master, my hacking never fails! It-it-it-“

Horita was having none of it.

“Blast it, you’re just radiating incompetence and it’s affecting my drafting! Go take out that Corplemobile we stole from the Folgores and get shot down or something! Just- just LEAVE!”

The lackey could take a hint. Camdar hightailed it out of there, tripping over a chair and hitting his head on the doorframe (Horita just stared, somewhat curious as to how he managed that, as the top of the door was several feet above Camdar’s head).

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In Serenes Forest, the Folgore Rangers were taking a bit of a break. The gang had split up, believing that Horita would be too occupied by Doku’s new draft scheme to do anything for a while. Banzai, the intellectual, had decided to take his vacation to a land far from the forest. Harpoon had decided to tag along for plot purposes.

“Now, as you can see, this land is quite luscious. Look there, see how pulchritudinous that topiary is.”

Banzai paused. The blank look in Harpoon’s eyes showed his complete lack of understanding.

“I said, the nature here is quite beautiful. Bear with me here, I’m an English major.”

Just then, an explosion sounded nearby; it sounded vaguely contrived and unlikely. It could only be one person; nobody else could be that incompetent.

“Sonofa- how did I miss a 1%!? My strategy was flawless!!!”

Banzai and Harpoon glanced at each other. That was Camdar’s voice. Not too much later, what appeared to be a massive Rescue staff crashed into the ground.

“Dammit… If only it had worked, we could have teleported anywhere!”

Camdar struggled from the wreckage. His wings were ruffled, and he was as short as ever. Harpoon and Banzai just stared; Harpoon even started laughing. Unnoticed by all three, the staff began glowing.

“Pff- ahahaha! How did you manage to- just-…”

Harpoon couldn’t even manage a full sentence. Banzai helped him out.

“The query my colleague wishes to put to you is this: ‘How exactly does one crush himself with his own rescue staff?’ This I know, because I am an English Major.”

“Y- Folgores! You! I’ll defeat you this time! I’ll-”

The air was lit up by a flash as the rescue staff summoned ten minions before fizzling out of existence. Camdar took advantage of his good luck.

“Attack, you fools, attack! Now!”

Neither of the Folgores would just let that happen, however; it took them less than a second to activate their powers.

“FOLGORE GREEN, POWER OF AMAZING COINCIDENCE!”
“FOLGORE BLACK, POWER OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE!”

The two posed for a full minute; it was just bad form to interrupt a transformation sequence. It wasn’t long before all the minions lay defeated. Camdar was livid.

“But- how- what-…”

It appeared that there was only one choice. Camdar pulled out a sword and charged Folgore Green.

“I have 98% hit on you, you must die! Don’t forget, I’m on the blue side, the blue side always wins! You see, I am unbeatable!”

Folgore Green effortlessly stepped out of the way.

“You fool! The RNG is on my side! Take this! 1% critical attaaaaaack!”

The strike sent Camdar sprawling. Only then did Green notice… “Wait, why am I on the red side? I’m Folgore Green, not Folgore Red…”

Black pondered for a moment. “It appears that it is due to a form of laziness on the part of somebody… My English Major powers are unable to divine who.” ((Editor’s note: IT’S NOT US, IT’S NOT US SHOOT THE AUTHOR DON’T SHOOT US))

The two were about to untransform when the ground started rumbling. Something seemed to be… off. Camdar, lying on the floor, glanced around nervously. “Uh… what’s happening?”

Folgore Black was quick to respond. “My English Major powers inform me that this is a story-critical event of great magnitude! Something is about to happen!”

Before he could elaborate further, Camdar was struck by a falling branch ((Editor’s note: there are no trees nearby, the author has instructed us to inform you that the branch was drawn towards the spectacle by sheer incompetence)) and was knocked unconscious. The shaking abruptly stopped.

Beat.

Folgore Green let out a relieved sigh.

“Well, guess not, huh? Your English Major powers only work on well-written stories, or something.”

Black was about to make a scathing retort but he was interrupted.

“Foolish Folgores. You thought me long gone, you thought me a legend. But now, I have returned!”

The booming voice died away dramatically… there was nobody around to hear it. Green and Black glanced around for the source of the voice, seeing… Camdar? The villain was a good two feet taller, and his wings had repaired themselves. Not to mention, everything just seemed more… evil; anybody else would have commented that he no longer had an aura of failure. Green, as always, was quick to the punch.

“Camdar? What’s up with your voice, something’s different about you.”

The scoundrel who was definitely not Camdar replied.

“I am not Camdar, I am Radmac! Camdar is a blithering fool, but I am not so incompetent! I shall dispose of you now, and then take over Serenes!”

The two Folgores laughed.

“We’ll defeat you, as we always have before!” scoffed Green.

“You shall be comprehensively dealt with for interrupting what would otherwise have been an extensive educational experience,” commented Black.

Green lashed out first. “Alright, let’s do this quick- 1% critical strike, one more time!” He lunged at Radmac, the light of a critical hit dancing around his blade. Just as soon, however, the blade of Green’s sword disappeared in a puff of smoke. Radmac laughed.

“Long have I slept, observing you… but now, I have woken, and I have mastered each of your weaknesses! Take this! Power of life hacking!”

Green went pale as he realized that his strength stat was now 0. His attack bounced off Radmac’s chest like a paper airplane.

“My turn, now.”

Radmac tossed Green aside. Green barely managed to use his good luck to find a soft landing place, but the impact still knocked him unconscious.

Black was unimpressed.

“I do not agree with such brutish pursuits; my liberal arts powers shall bewilder you into submission.”

He took out his pen and began shouting random phrases in Latin. Each time, a lightning bolt struck the ground near Radmac; the villain was unfazed. Radmac responded in kind.

“你没有鸡巴! 冚家拎!”

Black was puzzled. His English Major powers were unable to process the foreign-sounding language.

“That sound is unfamiliar to my ears. Perhaps you might-”

Radmac frowned, that was supposed to work.

“No matter. You won’t be able to escape this one.”

A swish of his wings, and a plot hole opened up next to Folgore Black.

“No- You can’t do this to me… But… Occam’s Razor- Bandits- But… NOOOOOOOOOO…!!!!!”

Black screamed as he was swallowed by the plot hole, his English Major powers going haywire. Radmac had one last taunt before it closed.

“Looks like you won’t be able to solve this one… By the time you finish that 11,000 word essay, I’ll have defeated the rest of you and take over your precious Serenes Forest!”

With the first two Folgores taken care of, Radmac flew off towards the main forest. There was work to be done.

[Sangyul]

i can't write

I think it's pretty well-written. Apparently, we can all write better than we thought we could. :P

[Freohr Datia]

I think Radmac must've written that story x3 His writing seems equal to Zeddmare's writing, if not better! =O Since I can't fully rememember Night's =3

[General Horace]

radmac for top tier

[Aquaman]

I call vineyard

[Sangyul]

Folgore Rangers draft thread has been updated. Scores up to chapter 17 are now up.

[Aquaman]

Waaaaaaaaaaait a second. If I was just conviniently at Imp's place, does that make me her hair dryer?

I look forward to the day you humiliatingly defeat Camdar when he drops you into water, while you happen to be plugged in.

Edited by Folgore Green, 23 May 2012 - 03:55 AM.

[Sho.M.the.Fallen]

I prefer to give him detailed explanation of how much his hair sucks

[Aquaman]

well, yeah, then shocking him into an afro.

[Sho.M.the.Fallen]

well, yeah, then shocking him into an afro.

Great lover of hair would never do such a vile thing :<

[Aquaman]

How about giving him a Bowl Haircut?

[Sho.M.the.Fallen]

How about using him as a toilet?

-.-

[Sho.M.the.Fallen]

Spoiler - Lore by Shojor starring Shojor to get some shamelessly obtained screentime A.K.A The Convenient story part 1

It was another calm and beautiful day in Serenes Forest. Horita was very angry because of Camdar's success at being incompetent. Even more than that cursing Folgore Reddo! He decided to make some milky milkshakes to clear this bitter memory from his almighty mind. But when he arrived to the Horita's super deluxe refrigenerator (come to think of it, if he had less fancy stuff he might have money to hire better employees) he noticed that the milky milk he needs to make milky milkshakes was missing!

In the state of anxiety one has if he can't have his milky milkshake fix, he desperately used his magic to teleport to the plot convenience mall in 3 turns. As he reached the milk products, he bumped into a weird frosty thing known as Frostysaurus Rex. From now on he shall be known as Frosty because I'm a lazy writer. As he noticed what he had run into, he realizes that this might be the most convenient thing since Warp Staff. He talked to the Weird Frosty thingy.

- Good day dear mister Frostysaurus Rex. Would you perhaps be interested in serving me as a giant freezing Dinosaur of doom? ™

Frosty waved his head in denial because he didn't want to do anything that might cause being grounded. After few seconds of thinking, Horita decided to use an amazing brainwashing spell he had learned from the darkest corners of the internet. He spoke.

- If you join me I shall give you a cookie.

Frosty was quick to to agree as he was sure that Mama Frosty would understand the need of Cookies.

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Doku was walking down the street, as he had heard that it would be great way to shove his ego to the face of others. He would have had Banzai with him, but English Major would never agree to be part of this. Suddenly 13th run into him.

- What brings you here? Asked Doku while shoving his ego to some random drafter whose name shall not be revealed to protect the innocent.

- My plot-convenience sense are tingling! I Must alarm you from the nearing chaos. Said 13th.

- What is this chaos? Asked Doku.

As 13th pointed out that his powers were for plot convenience only, they heard a scream. They quickly changed to their raider forms with flashy effects and run towards the voice.

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As they reached it, they found Darros covering his head while hiding in a back alley.

- Who screamed? Asked Red.

- Me, replied Darros.

- Why? Wondered Red out loud.

- I fell down, explained Darros.

While cursing Darros' uselessness, the Folgores saw people running away from something. It was blue as ice and it was shaped like some sort of reptile. Identifying it as Frosty Darros ran forward to greet him. Being brainwashed by Horita's evil mind control magic, Frosty froze Darros where he stands. Red cursed. This would mean they needed something more creative to contact Shojor for his screentime that was the only reason for this lore to exist. For the conveniences sake they noticed Shojor walking out of a small shop that sells electronic devices.

- What brought you here? Asked Red.

- Well since I find having to rely on Refa for my charge risky, I decided it would be best for me to change to batteries. Replied the robot of fabulous Emo-Bangs.

- Anyway, now that you are here, please help us to fight Frosty. Said White because Red is too mainstream in this story.

As the Folgores charged towards Frosty, they noticed that Shojor was nowhere to be seen. Apparently he had already obtained his screentime fix. Because I apparently have to write this to the end, they kept charging towards him anyway. Being Folgores, they obviously were frozen in matter of seconds.

Is this the end of Folgore Red? Will Shojor ever get over his screentime addiction? Does Jaden's hair really look like a Kuriboh? Find out in the next exiting episode of lore made fill Shojor's need for screentime fix.

Edited by Shoptimus Prime, 23 May 2012 - 07:46 AM.

[Tohru Adachi]

Everyone I bring good news, I will write a story for this thread later.

[Sho.M.the.Fallen]

Spoiler - Lore by Shojor starring Shojor to get some shamelessly obtained screentime A.K.A The Convenient story part 2

In the last episode of Shojor's fix...
...You know what? If you haven't read part 1, GTFO

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Camdar dragged his incompetent rear end to Horita's evil crystal ball room of doom. As he noticed Horita observing the crystal ball he became most interested with what was happening in it. It seemed that Horita's plan was working perfectly. And Camdar not being part of it annoyed Camdar greatly. If only he could affect the course of events positively... somehow, he wished while drinking the milky milk he borrowed from Horita's fridge.

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Imp was doing groceries. After Eliedon and others had crashed to her whatever part of her residence it was, grocery costs had skyrocketed. She was about to step in a little electric devise shop to get Refa-5 a new toaster when she noticed Frosty on his rampage. Feeling the call of her Folgore duties she went to the direction opposite to that of Frosty's.

On her way she noticed 3 frozen Folgores. Well one was technically just Darros as he had not changed to Folgore outfit at any point of the story. Jaden's hair does look like a Kuriboh. She was just about to leave them die to save in grocery bills when piece of paper fall on top of her head. She picked it up and it was SUGGESTIVE FAN ART OF CHRIS HEMSWORTH! Jackpot one might say. As her fangirl blushing went to the overdrive, she started to emit heat, smelting the Folgores. While Imp went to add the paper to her collections, other Folgores decided to run after Frosty because they are heroes and stuff... ...I think?

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Meanwhile Frosty had arrived to the center of town. It was about to bury the entire thing when Shojor appeared on top of a building! He had waited this moment his entire time since his last screentime fix. Mighty Shojor shall use his almighty hot air blowing powers to defeat the villain Frosty! He redied to jump in...

Frosty was very happy. at this rate he would get his cookie very soon. He was just about to release enormous freezing wind when BANG!!!... Breezy Shadowpants appeared in front of him wearing most amazing set of shades. He didn't really care of the village. He just wanted some ego boost. He figured posing while big dinosaur exploded behind him would give him shit ton of ego. Having these convenient teleportation powers sure made it easy. When he appeared he had brought with him huge pile of explosives. He proceed to light a match with his chin like a true B.A.M.F... .

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After lots of running to the right direction thanks to White's powers, Folgores were finally there. They saw Frosty. And then he exploded. In front of the explosion stood a man wearing shades. Darros fall on his knees in the sight of burning Frosty. Poor thing. He would avenge Frosty!

Red shred a manly tear. Like a true leader he lifted his fist to the air and yelled:
- Curse you Breezy whose name I conveniently know! I wanted that ego boost!

Shojor stood there and watched. So much good screen time just in front of him. all taken by this man in shades. He also lifted his fist and sworn eternal rivalry to this thief he called Shades-guy, as his lack of screentime fix made him unable to harness the ancient power of convenience.

In his lair Horita was at the peak of his rage. He lifted his arm up in the sky and copied some moves from John Travolta as he had nothing better to do. He is still angry to this Shadowpants but thats kinda obvious.

The shockwave caused by the explosion made Imp drop the fanart to a little pool of mud. It was ruined. She was about to swear vengeance when she realized she could just make better one and get ahead in her life.

Frosty did not actually die or even get hurt. Darros did not notice this because plot convenience.

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Its not sure yet who this Breezy Shadowpants is, but he is clearly a third party member. Anything beyond that and he having many rivals is still a mystery to be solved in some other story.

Edited by Shoptimus Prime, 23 May 2012 - 03:19 PM.

[Tohru Adachi]

Sho, you have now boosted my own ego to high places. You deserve a medal.

Now, my story!

Spoiler -

It was an average day in the peaceful community of Serenes Forest. the sun was shining very bright, and not a cloud was in the sky. At the Ranger's favorite juice bar, everything was as it should be.

Crash and Marth were failing at singing Weird Al's "Eat It." Shin and darros were talknig about ordinary stuff. Boron was studying a Periodic Table for elements to help her in her fight against evil. Timp was reading and trying not to spoil anything for Shin. Harpoon was looking at the T.V for the winning lottery numbers. And Banzai was raging at the fact that this sentence started with and, because he is an English Major. As the Rangers we doing their normal buisiness, Elidon called Shin and said there was trouble brewing in the Cave Outside of Town. The Rangers teleported without detection because Crash and Marth were the center of attention.

They all decided to Ranger Up so they wouldn't waste any time during their imending fight.

FOLGORE RED: CURSING POWER
FOLGORE BLUE: ORDINARY POWER
FOLGORE YELLOW: SCIENCE POWER
FOLGORE PINK: SHONEN POWER
FOLGORE GREEN: EXTREME LUCK POWER
FOLGORE BLACK: ENGLISH MAJOR POWER

After suiting up, they headed to the Cave Outside of Town. When they went there, they saw something they least expected. It was an alien with a Shadow head, a head on it's body, and sunglasses.

"Welcome Rangers. I hope you are ready to meet your doom!" the alien said.

"Who are you!" Yellow cried out.

" I am the person who will destroy you all. My name is..." he said until Green cut him off.

"Wait, you have no pants, and it's windy out and dark in here. Let's call him Breezy Shadowpants!" Green exclaimed with excitement.

"No no, that isn't my name. For that, you will all DIE here!" Breezy cried out.

Shin started to curse, but tape covered his mouth and he was teleported away. Darros just stood there and got teleported away. Boron saw Math problems swirling around her and she dissapeared. Harpoon was surrounded by black cats and broken mirrors and was teleported. Timp's manga started to rip and she dissapeared. And Banzai once again was mad that this sentence started with "and" and dissapeared.

"Now, how to deal with these incompetent fools?" Brezzy contemplated.

Meanwhile at the buttlair....

"Hm, someone other than me was called incompetent, IT'S A MIRICALE!" Camar shouted out.

Edited by shadowbreeze64, 23 May 2012 - 03:03 PM.

[Sho.M.the.Fallen]

Sho, you have now boosted my own ego to high places. You deserve a medal.

Are you implying it wasn't obvious?

[General Banzai]

Spoiler -

Folgore Story

The year 20XX. War is beginning. President Reagan II sends out a distress call to the one force on earth that can protect the nation: FOLGORE RANGERS. From the four five corners of the planet they came flying in:

Yellow, the Folgore of EARTH

Red, the Folgore of FIRE

Green, the Folgore of WIND

Blue, the Folgore of WATER

Pink, the Folgore of HEART

With their powers combined, they don't summon anything cool, but they do make a pretty bad-ass team sometimes.

Anyways, they file into the Oval Office. President Reagan II sits in a gigantic swivel chair and spins around in it dramatically, smoking an old-timey cigar that obscures his entire face in smoke.

"Folgores your mission is simple. Scouters indicate that Soviet Russia has reached power levels of over nine thousand. America needs you to go in, infiltrate the red scourge, and bring down their armies before a major war can begin."

Red steps forward. "Yes, Mr. President. We will do all we can to ensure peace. Folgores, out!" In unison the six leap into the air and rocket-blast through the roof, flying en route to Soviet Russia, which had taken over everywhere in the world except the United States. As such they don't have very far to go and they soon touch down in the Former Republic of Nova Scotia, now known only as "Novoskozov Oblast."

In preparation for the upcoming assault on America, the Soviets had moved the Russian capital to Halifax, now known as "Collectivization Project 207-A." After some minor scuffles the Folgores dispatch the Soviet guards and make their way into the heart of the main Soviet government building. They know not what to expect but the increasingly difficult enemies and the fact that they already found the Ultima Weapon implies that they're nearing the end…

After saving at a perfectly innocuous save point, they step into the next room only to find a sudden and inexplicable cutscene wrench all player agency away from them. They walk deeper into the room to find a lone figure there, the Premier of all of Soviet Russia, the mastermind behind the sudden assaults…

It was Zeddmare!

"You are evil bad guy, Zeddumaru!" says Red.

"Konichiwa*, Defeat you all!" replies Zeddmare.

*Translator's note "Konichiwa" means "hello"

Instantly a battle begins. The Folgores put up a valiant effort, using all their amazing powers, whatever they may be, but ultimately their efforts are futile. Zeddmare flashes one stunningly handsome smile and they are all placed at his mercy, immobilized by the pure divinity exuded from every pore of Zeddmare's body.

All hope appears lost, when…

"I can't let you do that, Zeddmare," says Folgore Black as he steps into the room.

Zeddmare staggers back in astonishment. "You?!"

"Yes, tis I. ...I finally decided to respond to the ten thousand personal messages I got from Boron requesting aid. So here I am, at long last, ready to end my one-trick-pony persona once and for all!"

"Folgore Black!" says Yellow.

"For starters, we're getting rid of this goddam present tense bullshit," said Folgore Black, instantly shifting tenses with the expert skill that only an English Major could have. "Secondly, we're getting rid of all adverbs. Third, what kind of name is Zeddmare?"

"Well it's actually a really cool name," said Zeddmare, "You see it combines the names of Lord Zedd with Nightmare in this awesome and original portmanteau and—"

"It sounds like the name of a zombie horse," said Black, "And a female one at that. But enough. Without further adieu, we shall fight."

Zeddmare's eyes shifted, searching for an exit. The tables had turned, his charisma was draining, he couldn't fight them all off with the situation as it was. But where could go? The situation looked dire for our intrepid hero. With only five seconds remaining until the bomb exploded, which wire would deactivate the self-destruct sequence in time? The thrilling conclusion after this commercial break!

"Oh boy I love commercials," said Red, hogging all the lines as usual.

Geico car insurance, so easy a caveman can do it…

"Wait a second," said Black, looking around, "Where did Zeddmare go?"

A glimpse of an incredibly handsome shoulder vanish through a door was all the Folgores needed to see to realize that they had been had. Zeddmare had escaped, but at least the Soviet threat had been vanquished.

Until another day, Zeddmare… Until another day.

"Who's up for some milkshakes?" asked Red. The other Folgores all leapt at the opportunity, and so the Rangers went to their favorite milkshake joint back at home. As all the Rangers got out their giant straws that stretched all the way across the room and drank each other's milkshakes, a ghostly image of Reagan II's face appeared in the sky:

Real American heroes, Folgore go!

Edited by General Banzai, 23 May 2012 - 06:11 PM.