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[Shin]

No!!! I can't be Roy, he's lame!!!

[Gyarados]

No!!! I can't be Roy, he's lame!!!

It's actually quite fitting exept for the part where he acquires females and you don't.

[Shin]

The final part of the Apoceclipse!

Spoiler -

Camdar stood menacingly over the rangers, his new stature oozing incompetence.

"Haha! You fools! I will defeat you before you can even get that zord ready!" he laughed, preparing to step on his enemies. His foot slammed down. However, rather than the satisfying squishing sound he expected, he felt a sharp pain shoot up his leg. Instead of the rangers, he had managed to step on an infeasibly sharp pine tree - which as of now is native to Serenes City. The rangers took advantage of the moment and leapt through the air into the recently recharged Folgorezords. For once, Refa-5 hadn't needed to charge anything of his.

"Hey, where are Orange and Purple going to sit?" Harpoon asked, there were only 6 seats in the main Folgorezord - 13th had occupied the seat where the turban controls were located. His question was answered quickly, before them stood a rather stout zord resembling a duck - the Kanchomezord.

"OK, let's do this!" shouted Doku, feeling that he hadn't said enough in one of his own stories. "Darros, I've got a plan, but I need you for it. Since you operate the leg controls, I need you to..." he whispered, hiding the plan from the audience.

Darros nodded, this was the one time he could shine. The plan was to kick Camdar in the shin, causing him to stumble backwards. Timp could then fire the Folgorecannon at the distanced Camdar, resulting in his defeat. It was a flawless plan.

Camdar had recovered from his foot injury and was angrier than ever. Anyone who made him look bad would suffer for it... which was virtually everyone who knew him. He charged forward at the Folgores, ready to tackle the robot to the ground.

"Now, Darros!" Doku shouted. Darros pressed the button labelled "Initiate poorly thought out plan", and hoped for the best. However, things didn't go as well as they had planned, the Folgorezord's right leg swung upwards, hitting Camdar between the legs. Camdar screamed, his eyeballs rolling madly in their sockets. They had discovered his weakspot. Darros didn't know what had happened, he'd specifically aimed for Camdar's shin.

"That's funny." Harpoon started, "I asked Banzai to sort out the calibration device..."

"No you didn't." Banzai cut in. "You asked me to sort of the castration device... which I did, because I'm an English Major."

Camdar was weakened, but they were too close for the Folgorecannon. They would have to use another weapon. Boron looked at her control panel. It had only just occurred to her that most of her controls were rather random and useless. Her panel even including the all-mighty flush all toilets button, as well as the rather questionable self-destruct button. There also a button labelled "DEFEAT GIANT CAMDAR WHEN HE'S TOO CLOSE FOR THE FOLGORECANNON". It was oddly specific, but now was a good enough time. She pressed it, unsure of the consequences.

Orange and Purple received a message from inside the Kanchomezord, they both nodded and pressed various buttons. Music began to play from the Kanchomezord. It was none other than the greatest song ever.

"HEY, HEY, LET'S DANCE ALL DAY! BOING! BOING!" the speakers boomed. Camdar covered his ears, he couldn't stand that song. He was distracted, the Folgores saw their chance. The Folgorezord began to boogie. With every twist and groping movement, Camdar came closer to realising his own defeat. Upon the final boogie, it was over. Camdar had been overcome by the horror that was a dubbed song. He escaped, returning the Buttlair - and very likely to be punished.

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"Darros, you did a good job." Doku said, putting his hand on Darros' shoulder. "I might not say it much, but you're a valuable member of the team... everyone is..."

"Even us?" piped up Orange.

Eliedon appeared before them all, his holographic head particularly gargantuan.

"Orange, Purple. You must go on standby. I'm afraid that we simply do not have the money to use you both full time. However, we will call on you when the time comes!"

Everyone laughed... except for Orange and Purple, they would fade into obscurity again... and Shojor... who really needed charging.

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[CT075]

no you fool dubbed songs are amazing

[Elieson]

Team Incompetent -- they will infect you with their incompetence!


What have you done to Banzai, evil Camdar! it's been too long in the FRDTT:FE11 Draft Selection, and I have received word that Folgore Black has been mysteriously incompetent in his selection process!

[CT075]

I hit him with my new weapon - the incompetence beam!

[eclipse]

That's not Noah, that's Oujay. ;/

. . .and I'm not in the final part of the story titled after me. I think it's perfectly fitting, given my boss' incompetence.

[Sho.M.the.Fallen]

That's not Noah, that's Oujay. ;/

. . .and I'm not in the final part of the story titled after me. I think it's perfectly fitting, given my boss' incompetence.

HEY!

Horita is many things but not incompetent

[Sangyul]

Aww ... I'm Clarine, my least favorite troubadour. And yeah, that blue guy looks like Oujay. Took me a while to figure out who green and blue were. Hee hee, now someone has to do an FE6 playthrough with these five. Oh, and someone to be Black too.

[eclipse]

Hmm. . .maybe Zeiss for black, given the armor and all?

[Sangyul]

Hmm. . .maybe Zeiss for black, given the armor and all?

That's a good idea! Too bad his hair isn't black as well, lol. But anyway ... someone should do an FE6 playthrough with those six characters one day.

[Sho.M.the.Fallen]

By that logic OJ is Yellow

[eclipse]

Only black-haired character I can think of off the top of my head is Karel.

[Sho.M.the.Fallen]

fir?

[Sangyul]

fir?

Fir = female
General Banzai = male

I hope I don't need to elaborate any further, especially since everyone else was of corresponding gender.

[Sho.M.the.Fallen]

But he is sworn protector of mother England

[Sangyul]

But he is sworn protector of mother England

Banzai isn't from England.

Doku, on the other hand, is.

[Aquaman]

Banzai as as Percival.
Black Armouurrrrr!

[Aquaman]

Restarted fe7, due to screwed Lords.

Also

Up to ch17x

[Tohru Adachi]

Remember my story? Well, this is hopefully the end.

Spoiler -

The Aranbot slowly walked over towards Green, looming menacingly over the defenseless Ranger. The robot started to move forward, but Green stepped 3 spaces to the left and the Aranbot tripped. Breezy looked there dissapointed when the remaining rangers jumped up from the ceiling!

"Curses, how could you all escape my traps?!" Breezy said.

"Well, it was quite simple once we learned how to." Banzaai started to say. Then after a short 2 hour lecture of how they escaped, the Aranbot ran out of energy!

"Damn, well, better to retreat and keep my honor than lose to a bunch of idiots like yourselves. Adios." Breezy said as he teleported out of the cave.

"Uh, we win?" Darros said, when Horita's troops appeared out of nowhere! They all looked VERY similar, as they were made by the Knollcramancer, which somehow recharged fast enough to make this massive army. When all hope had seemed lost, a large laser beam came from nowhere and completely destroyed all the army. When the laser dissipated, Shojor appeared as the cause of the laser.

"Where is the man of sunglasses?" Shojor questioned.

"He just teleported out of here a couple minutes ago." Shin said.

"Curses, I will have to hunt him down. He will pay for stealing my screen time!" Shojor screamed with great determination.

The Rangers all returned to their natural selves and quickly returned to the juice bar, where Crash and Marth had begun singing Weird Al's "Fat." All was as it should be in the peaceful town of Serenes Forest.

Meanwhile at the buttlair.....

"Curses, Camdar, but that annoying robot on my 'Give something to get on my side list,'" Horita said.

"Yes master," Camdar said as he tripped over the rug in Horita's lair, which is akward because there is no rug at the buttlair.