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[General Horace]

yes don't need to doublepost

Spoiler - up to after sabrina

damn shin beat me to it



fuckdammit

I have no clue where this is whatsoever

and there are warp portals everywhere



more solid snake action



I SEE YOU



that voltorb blew up and he was at like 115 health, lol



yessss



...



since when can snorlax explode



i think this is where i found the card key but i was too slow with the img button

it took like 40 minutes, no joke





thank god i didn't want to go back to the pkmn center



so insignificant that he gets blocked out by a text box...







oh fuck you



you are all jealous of my special sweeper



...



another pushover

why is giovanni so bad



maybe i'm just good



is this banned?



yayyyy



my body is ready



...



gg koga



ok whatever



silph co had enough of this bullshit

i just run into random protals until i get lucky



slobro so far wins the most disturbing sprite



i remember the fight in the pokemon show against sabrina was terrifying

this was actually pretty easy





tank time



i'm pretty sure that was a psychic



bitch stepped on the stairs and now i can't get out

in the next episode...



i get hopelessly lost at sea!

the chart a few posts back is the updated one.

and boron it's a competition to see who's the worst at pokemon, not the best, because I think we're both awful

Edited by General Horace, 04 May 2012 - 10:51 PM.

[General Horace]

still going strong

Spoiler - up to after giovanni

ok screw this not catching anything anymore



hey look a pidgey



suck it

do i get bonus points



this is shin's doing

General Horace
wtf the gym door is locked
General Horace
how do i get in
Refa
get the key from the mansion
General Horace
where is the mansion
Refa
BEFORE BLAINE STARVES TO DEATH
Refa
the building to the left
General Horace
oh
Xmas
lavender town
Refa
of the Gym hahah
General Horace
holy shit i got attacked
Refa
yeah
General Horace
koffing
General Horace
i'm not even catching anythign anymore

I was actually confused when the card key didn't work



;/



took me forever to figure this out too

i think i was smarter in my childhood



fuck you!



holy shit this thing is better than my whole team



EATING SELFDESTRUCT CRITS LIKE A CHAMP



took long enough



I thought it evolved into metapod, but apparently this is right



:/



"there are 9 badges"



might as well forget skull bash



nothing evolves three times



electric hits ground or something

who made these questions



fuck i didn't read the question



oh fuck you



hahaha even i'm not this dumb



hahaha fatman



everything died in one hit except arcanine which lived with like 1 health



i'm fairly certain it has full health bud



i need the fire blast tm and my bag is full







bet he's a scrub



yep

missed an awesome screen of Nidoking using tackle, that was the only attack giovanni got off on me



team before victory road

am i gonna get my ass kicked at the elite 4? Stay tuned!

[Sangyul]

Does this mean you're almost done?

[General Horace]

yep.

[Refa]

In this episode BULLSHIT.

No flashback because BULLSHIT makes me so mad.

I guess I beat someone or something fuck if I know.

Spoiler -

Nothing says Pokemon quite like MONSTER JUICE.




Fuck you too bro.




Best name ever.




Except this OF COURSE.




You're not old enough to curse!




Awkward turtle.




Holsety?




Make up your mind dammit.




Male learns HORN ATTACK.




Why the hate?




PART OF THE PROBLEM




Woot.




Well at least he's honest.




This is so wrong.




I take back anything I said about ULTRA BALLS.




Bitchin'.




My life sucks.




Fuck you game.




Let's do this.




Koga you're a cunt.

Edited by Refa, 05 May 2012 - 01:39 AM.

[Lord Raven]

i beat shin

ask horace for details

[General Horace]

it involved lots of body slam

Edited by General Horace, 05 May 2012 - 03:13 AM.

[Shin]

Shin finishes so he isn't upstaged by Horace

Spoiler -

I'll get a bike eventually.



Wait...



You're an awful ninja.



A maze... oh dear...



Wait... how did this happen?



Curse you, sense of direction!



As does Sabrina!



How do I get out of here?



But I keep killing them!



I hate this game.



And he hates horses.



No!!!!



How does he beat me every time!



I swear there were 9!



Yes! Poliwhirl, Poliwrath, Politoed!



Pikachu totally fried Onix in the anime.



No! My levels are not identical!



I had a 50/50 chance.



Well, Blaine was easy.



So was Giovanni.



And Horace.



He became known as Rapier... he never did do anything.



I may have some trouble with that.



No!!!! I used Repel! I wanted Moltres! Curse you, Crash! Which is what I called it.



Wait, what?



Ha, nobody will...



No!!! Not fair!



OK, I need some back-up.



No! Curse you, peck!



He shall be known as Shin.



What!



He shal be known as Also Shin.

Chart coming with next update.

Edited by Parco Folgore, 05 May 2012 - 11:47 AM.

[Shin]

Double post.

[Gyarados]

Shin ended it like a boss.

[General Horace]

Curse you Shin! You couldn't have done it without me though!

[Shin]

Curse you Shin! You couldn't have done it without me though!

Perhaps not, all my other good pokemon died as a result of my bad luck. Well, at least I managed to beat you (ingame) for once.

[Refa]

Before on Pokemon Green Nuzlocke...




KOGAAAAAAAAAAAA

And now I finally update this thing wooot.

Spoiler -

MY NEWEST COMRADE IN ARMS




Rinse and repeat 500 more times ad naseum.

Fuck you too Pokemon Mansion.




Oh yeah that was the first Pokemon I found so I caught it.

Also I'm not even trying with nicknames anymore.




FINALLY.

OK so funny story my ROM had one of those bitch moments and basically I had to switch to the Japanese one for the final trainer in Blaine's Gym and just stuck with it for Blaine.




Shut up and duel me old man.




WEAK




YES A DODU-




I didn't want him anyways.




Vintage 1932.




REVOLVE KICK is almost as badass as STRANGE FORCE and doesn't even come near YOGA.




How does putting this on Pokemon not kill them?




he's in such a bad situation that he had to pray to GOD and CHRIST, you know as a sort of contingency plan if GOD was out to lunch




Mind running that by me one more time?




is this so called "soviet Union" in the Johto region




no u r the dab




come at me bro




Shin stop suck-




God drats.




There, all better.




you shut your mouth in the adult ________

It's MAD LIBS time.




This is how it went for the rest of Robotnik's team.




THIS TRANSLATION




fuck you man do you see any bug pokemon on me




ALL IS FORGIVEN

To the teen witch's place! Ohohoho my jokes are only slightly more original than WUBAT.




"When you beat up my Pokemon and take my lunch money, how does that make you feel?"




you don't need to be a PSYCHOLOGIST to thrown spoons and curve them




why aren't you fighting crime then like i dunno the gaggles of team rocket members i just crushed




kinky




Score one for the REFAs back home.




the fuck

[Colonel M]

How did Hypnosis not affect Golbat...

...IS IT THE SCARY SPRITE!?!

[General Horace]

Thank god Golbat's movepool is absolute shit (like it used Confuse Ray and Supersonic, haha) otherwise those misses might have actually mattered

Although I did rage when i found out it had haze.

[Refa]

Previously, I had kicked Sabrina's ass.




Now it's time to wreck all of the other bosspeoples.

Spoiler -

But I won!




I don't even have my bike with me and wtf who rides their bike on a Pokemon who is surfing?

...Besides Shin.




Nah, I think mounted units can get fatigued too.




what




no u




Let's finish this.

What kind of amazing, new, super special awesome Pokemon can I expect to find at the Power Plant?




hrnghhhhh




Let's do this.




In hindsight, perhaps this wasn't the smartest idea.




Shoes on the other foot, THUND, if that is your real name.




Oh yeah...forgot about Eirika whoops let's do that now.




what




then how did SHIN finish this gym before me I POSIT




do i like 50 years old to you




I missed the MINISKIRTs.




it is so on




ProTip- Use Aerodactyl with Fire Blast to beat Eirika, any other way has a 68.72% chance of failure.









Let's do this.




sonuva




well it could have gone worse I GUESS




oh it's you




gg you




oh it's shin gg shin




his insults get worse the angrier he gets

OK before I do Victoly Road, there's just one more Pokemon I can get.




fuck it.




Ego = Ego + Boosted

OK final legendary gogogogo




Welp, that was disappointingly easy.

Elite 4 time!

Edited by Refa, 08 May 2012 - 03:59 PM.

[Shin]

No!!!! I'm now in 3rd! Curse you, Refa and Horace!

[General Horace]

gaiz i beat mewtwo tooo

hypno is the best

[Refa]

EDIT Forgot to splice in music whoops~.

Edited by Refa, 08 May 2012 - 11:07 PM.

[Shin]

An Electrode decided to not let me run away and crit Explode poor Shin.