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[Shin]

After years of trying to kill each Horace, I have challenged him to a Nuzlocke! However, some other crazy people have joined in!

IN THE BLUE CORNER, CURSING EVERYTHING, IS SHIN!
IN THE YELLOW CORNER, NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL RIPE, SERIOUS BANANAS!
IN THE GREEN CORNER, PLAYING A BAD TRANSLATION, REFA!
IN THE RED CORNER, THE KING OF DRAFTS, THE DREADED, GENERAL HORACE!

Kill Counts

Horace: 7

Shin: 10
Refa: 8
Serious Bananas: 2


We'll be posting progress, stay tuned folks!

Edited by Parco Folgore, 09 May 2012 - 01:00 PM.

[General Horace]

[Zeem]

For some reason, I want Refa to die first.

[Aversa]

This ought to be interesting. Make the flavour good!

Also someone name a Squirtle after me. :U

Edited by Folgore Blue, 30 April 2012 - 02:13 PM.

[Shin]

Finally!

[Sangyul]

Oh, brother. Shin vs. Horace vs. some other people?

[Zeem]

Boron's a Bulbasaur?

The more you learn...

[Serious Bananas]

Refa will die due to misdirection from his translation.

[Elieson]

THIS BATTLE WILL GO ON FOR CENTURIES!!!

[Serious Bananas]

Missed a Scratch with no accuracy drops thanks to a glitch and got crit on the same turn. Time for Mt Moon relying on Water gun Rattata to kill Geodudes.

[Shin]

Shin's journey


At last! A chance to defeat Horace! I decided I'd run away from home, because that's what all 10 year olds do. However, some old guy stopped me. He took me to his lab, I didn't say a word.

He was there. My eternal rival... Horace! His evil grin was grinning at me evilly! I chose Bulbasaur because it was good for the environment or something. Horace trolled me and chose Charmander... what a jerk! He had the nerve to challenge me to a battle but...

Spoiler -

Take that, Horace!

I decided to go, but as soon as I entered the shop, I became a delivery boy. I took Oak's parcel back, and he gave me the Pokemon equivalent of Wikipedia... but empty... jerk! I set off, and bought some balls at the mart. My first victim was a Nidoran Female, who soon became known as TheTinyImp. She was level 2, and pretty wimpy. I hoped to get lucky as I approached Viridian Forest, but I found a Pidgey. He was Harpoon. Let's have a look...

Spoiler -

Hey, at least Boron doesn't stink!

After Timp gained a level or three, I entered the forest. Hoping to catch a Pikachu I...

Spoiler -

Got trolled as usual. Welcome aboard, Banzai!

The forest was an XP goldmine, and I kept stumbling across fools who wanted to fight me. I crushed them! I decided to take on the first trainer in the gym. I barely escaped with my life, Boron's leech seed saved the day. I was foolish enough to face Brock a little later... Boron seeded, growled and then hid behind the mighty...

Spoiler -

Banzai? He's as hard as hard can be... because he's an English Major!

It was a gruelling battle, but in the end I was victorious.

Spoiler -

The battle has only just begun. I shall be victorious!

[Helios]

Oh lawd this will be fun to watch

[Zeem]

I like it!

[Integrity]

Oh, dear. This will be fun.

[Shin]

Curses, Boron died to a critical hit and Harpoon missed a gust! Curse you, fortune!

R.I.P the pair of you.

[Serious Bananas]

So Metapod died running from a wild battle. 2 deaths so far...

[General Horace]

Spoiler - Up to brock the rock solid pokemon trainer

Welcome to the world of Pokemon! Now it is time to set off in your grand adventure to be the very best and...



screw it the SNES is better



Our hero breaks and enters into his first house and attempts to steal a town map, but fails because he forgot he had to go into tall grass first



Charmander is obviously the best choice, bulbasaur is for chumps



...



Curses!





After defeating the feeble shin and his squirtle, our hero went north towards viridian city using Camizord to mutilate the local wildlife. After doing stuff that he didn't really care about, he went towards the pokemon league and caught is first pokemon



i've got nothing

then our hero WENT UP AND SEIZED THOVE IN 9 TURNS, catching a pidgey along the way



his sprite just screams henry



sand attack is probably the best turn shaver ever



text



he's stealing my strategies!



but his awful luck gets him killed



gg



now give me half of your money so you can white out



our hero adventures north into the viridian forest, deadset on catching something that will help against brock



... negative



i am terrible at pocket monsters



fuckkkk



instead of going to the gym, our hero went to the museum to learn about space

also didn't armstrong land on the moon in the apollo 11 or something



this sums up this battle



until here!



WHY THE FUCK DOES BROCK HAVE A FULL HEAL



Sand attack, tail whip, win

zero fatalities life is good but kakuna is probably the worst thing ever

[Refa]

A brand new adventure awaits! Being the egomaniacal self-centered jurkafuss that he is, Refa could not stand still as a Nuzlocke competition was about to commence. So he too joins the fray!

But he won't be playing any normal ol' version of Pokemon, but that weird version that came out of and stayed in Japan/Nihon/OUTER SPACE. Pokemon Green! With an amazing fan translation!

Spoiler -

It has different sprites! Look at Squirtle TORTA, don't you just wanna give him a hug?




Refreshing!




I'm one of those hipsters that turns his console into a computer because I can.




TAKEAWAY TO THE ORPHANAGE
CONSIGN TO OBLIVION
ABANDON LIKE A BOSS
EXIT...!

Such delightful choices!

Anyways, I go into the grass, Pokemon blablabalabalEVsblablabla-




Yeah, whoever designed Bulbasaur should be fired for being lazy.




My first mate!




Guys, guys. This isn't fun and games anymore. THIS IS A BATTLE TO THE DEATH! Tails will be wagged!




SHIN, you can never defeat one such as I with such feeble tactics!

Time to head towards the place that everyone heads to! WHITE TOWN!




Not just to make fun of signs either!




There are no anti-trust laws in the world of Pokemon!




Oh dear...

So then I return to Oak because I have to pass the time while this man is in his drunken stupor and he babbles and he babbles and...




what




THIS GAME

OK, so the moment you've all been waiting for.

What will my first Pokemon be?




SURE WHY NAT




Beautiful!




THIS GAME



Hahaha he has a hangover, see Pokket Monsters isn't just for children you guys.




I too have a Pokemon that BLOWs!




I'll alliance your PET!




BOBO sucks man, I've got this match in the-




I APOLOGIZE FOR EVERYTHING PLEASE DONT KILL ME




jk BOBO still sux.




Oh and I caught a CATAP or something.

Will I make it through the gauntlet that is...THE FOREST? Why did I go to Viridian City if not to make fun of signs? Should I give my Pokemon better nicknames ONLY WHEN THEY'VE EARNED IT DAMMIT. All of your other questions besides the one I've just answered will be answered next time on-

POKKET MANSTERS GREEN NUZLUCK CHALLANGE

Edited by Refa, 30 April 2012 - 03:40 PM.

[Shin]

Shin's journey part 2

Spoiler -

All is good, I see some friendly kids. They challenge me to a battle and...





No!!!! I hate this game! I'm so sorry, Boron. Forgive me!



At least this is some consolation. Harpoon dies at some point.


Wait! Not intentionally!



OK, let's do this!



No!!!! I just replaced you!



Score!



Finally! He can actually attack now!

I beat up some nerds for a while, the I got out.



I'm doomed.

Deaths: Boron, Harpoon, Harpoon Jr

[Hamlet]

Guys you're really inspiring me to do a Nuzlocke

stop it