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[eclipse]

Hmmm. . .you'll have to ask our fearless leader, if you can catch him before he leaves for Jugdral.

[Refa]

Dude, you were supposed to use FF7 stuff here. ;/

FF7 is the best FF6 clone anyways, so same difference*.

Also FF6 has a bigger cast of playable characters then FF7, so it was easier for me haha. Even then it wasn't enough!

Drapped in the clothes of a bard?

I was too lazy to come up with something that sounded better!

*may not be completely true

Edited by Refa, 27 May 2012 - 02:08 AM.

[Aquaman]

I wonder.
I got the Professional MOTHERFUCKERS!
2 Lumber Jacks.
2 of the early staffbots.
And the last good filler.
Oh, and Motherfucking Hawkeye!

2nd place, I'll bet, since lolpickingRathsecondround.


I CAN DO THIS, I GOT THE PROFESSIONAL MOTHERFUCKERS!

[Sangyul]

I was too lazy to come up with something that sounded better!

Are you sure he wasn't referring to how you spelled "draped" wrong?

[Refa]

Are you sure he wasn't referring to how you spelled "draped" wrong?

Oh...

that would explain a lot.

[Baldrick]

Are you sure he wasn't referring to how you spelled "draped" wrong?

Ayup.

And Eliwood is a peerless swordsman; nobody can fairly be compared to him.

EDIT: I've been ninja'd! I don't... believe it.

Edited by Baldrick, 27 May 2012 - 01:55 AM.

[Aquaman]

Refa could possibly win.
I just have to erase his memory, and get under 150 turns or less.

[Refa]

OK, now it's time to actually start...and copy Horace!

Jeez, I sure hope noone reads the FE4 thread.



Have your smelly FF7 reference. Drats, I could've named tactician CID and it would've been like, the ultimate FF reference. Oh well, too late for that.

Chapter 11- 6/6 turns

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HECTOR SMASH!

Uh...good luck with that. My swordarm's worn out after whacking that archer twice.

Unit        Level    HP ST SK SP LC DF RS  Weapon Level
Hector      02.75    20 07 05 05 03 09 00  C Axes
Matthew     02.58    18 04 04 11 02 03 00  D Swords

Chapter 12- 4/10 turns

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HECTOR SMASH SOME MORE with the help of Hector's bro in arms.

NONE CAN STAND UP TO THE AWESOME MIGHT OF OSWIN

Call me when there's treasure to be liberated. Until then, I'll just make sure the half dead stuff that OSWIN leaves around after his onslaught stays dead.

I'm interprid!

So my might only allows me to 3HKO half of the bandits here, but my horse automatically makes me more badass than everyone else except for OSWIN and BOSSMAN.

I have enough CON to carry the whole team, which is what I'm doing at the moment.

Unit        Level    HP ST SK SP LC DF RS  Weapon Level
Hector      03.85    21 07 06 05 03 09 00  C Axes
Matthew     04.22    19 04 06 13 02 03 00  D Swords
Oswin       09.22    28 13 09 05 03 13 03  B Lances
Eliwood     01.48    18 05 05 07 07 05 00  C Swords
Marcus      01.66    31 15 15 11 08 10 08  A Lances A Swords B Axes
Lowen       03.01    23 07 05 07 03 08 01  D Lances D Swords

Huh, I might actually be able to 4 turn Chapter 13...

Chapter 13- 5/15 turns

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NOT ENOUGH POINTS WERE CHOKED I HAVE NOT BEEN SATIATED
Hector just got dragged around for the whole map, that was super special lame.

At least I got to chip with my equal, if not lesser, in combat, Eliwood.

I AM PEERLESS

Another map that was just waiting for me to dominate...SO I DID.

I helped too! My defensive parameters are so high that Guy can't even OHKO me with a Killing Edge critical.

Unit        Level    HP ST SK SP LC DF RS  Weapon Level
Hector      04.27    22 07 06 05 04 09 00  C Axes
Matthew     05.19    20 04 06 13 03 04 00  D Swords
Oswin       09.22    28 13 09 05 03 13 03  B Lances
Eliwood     02.35    19 05 06 07 08 06 00  C Swords
Marcus      02.45    31 15 16 12 08 10 08  A Lances A Swords B Axes
Lowen       03.76    23 07 05 07 03 08 01  D Lances D Swords

Edited by Refa, 30 May 2012 - 03:34 PM.

[Aquaman]

Professional Mother****Ers>Oswin.

Oh, and IDK about our mascot.

[Refa]

Professional Mother****Ers>Oswin.

I don't think you quite know how this works.

beats all.


But don't take my word for it!

Chapter 13x- 7/22 turns

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THE POINTS HAVE BEEN CHOKED. I HAVE POINTED THE CHOKES. CHOKES HAVE NEVER BEEN SO POINTED BEFORE IN THE HISTORY OF FIRE EMBLEM.


Why do we have to rescue Merlinus anyways, he smells.


At least I got a level from STEALING. That's what makes this whole thing worthwhile for me.


Even though I'm still the best, I didn't carry the team as much as I usually do! They grow up so fast...


I'm unbeatable!


Noone must know that my stats look like they've been RNG abused...especially that RES.

Unit        Level    HP ST SK SP LC DF RS  Weapon Level
Hector      05.10    23 08 07 05 04 09 00  C Axes
Matthew     06.43    20 05 07 13 04 04 00  D Swords
Oswin       09.79    28 13 09 05 03 13 03  B Lances
Eliwood     04.70    21 05 08 07 09 07 01  C Swords
Marcus      02.76    31 15 16 12 08 10 08  A Lances A Swords B Axes
Lowen       06.13    26 09 05 09 04 08 04  D Lances D Swords

Chapter 14- 4/26 turns

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I am slayer of horseys!

Pffft...come back after you've killed an entire battalion of units and then some single handed, then we'll talk.

I was almost as useful as CAPITAIN.

Even I helped poke some holes into those pirates!

BLOODTHIRST NOT SATIATED

Unit        Level    HP ST SK SP LC DF RS  Weapon Level
Hector      05.66    23 08 07 05 04 09 00  C Axes
Matthew     06.71    20 05 07 13 04 04 00  C Swords
Oswin       10.00    29 13 09 06 03 14 03  B Lances
Eliwood     05.22    22 05 08 08 10 07 02  C Swords
Marcus      04.01    32 17 16 12 09 10 08  A Lances A Swords B Axes
Lowen       06.97    26 09 05 09 04 08 04  D Lances D Swords

Chapter 15- 7/33 turns

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Man, I love my team.

THE URGE TO POINT THE CHOKES HAS BEEN SATISFIED FOR NOW

I am mercenary and/or/if/what/but sometimes bandit killer!

And I did what I do best not counting stabbing axe goons in the face with a Killing Edge which happens more rarely than you think...anyways, I meant stealing stuff from treasure chests from my home base.

More fools who can't possibly match up to the incredible might of HECTOR.

Despite the fact that I can make this chapter my bitch, I did not do much.

I've been pretty bro lately although I am sorta DEF screwed...which should not be happening.

Unit        Level    HP ST SK SP LC DF RS  Weapon Level
Hector      06.26    24 09 08 05 04 10 01  C Axes
Matthew     07.65    21 05 08 14 04 05 00  C Swords
Oswin       11.31    30 13 10 06 03 14 04  B Lances
Eliwood     07.87    24 06 10 09 11 08 03  B Swords
Marcus      04.06    32 17 16 12 09 10 08  A Lances A Swords B Axes
Lowen       08.84    28 10 05 10 05 08 04  C Lances D Swords

Chapter 16- 5/38 turns

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You can tell this wasn't rigged because I didn't get skill!
I handed Lowen a Javelin because I'm so great, already I'm more productive than like half the team without being drafted, damn I'm awesome, flying is so cool, did I mention how awesome I was?

I killed most of the goons on the bottom half of the screen, although it's some sort of miracle that that happened considering practically everything wrecks my shit.

And I was the one who weakened most of them!

Sain has beaten me yet again...

I was cooler when I had blue hair and called myself Ronan The Librarian.

I LIKE KILLING THIEVES

Almost as much as I like stealing kills!

I can earn my own kills AND steal bosskills, you ain't got nothin' on me.

Being ferried sucks

The contributions of one weak thief outnumbered Hector on this map.

It was nice carrying you guys while it lasted.

Unit        Level    HP ST SK SP LC DF RS  Weapon Level
Hector      06.77    24 09 08 05 04 10 01  C Axes
Matthew     08.04    21 05 08 15 05 05 00  C Swords
Oswin       11.68    30 13 10 06 03 14 04  B Lances
Eliwood     08.56    24 06 10 10 12 09 03  B Swords
Marcus      04.49    32 17 16 12 09 10 08  A Lances A Swords B Axes
Lowen       10.56    30 12 05 11 06 09 05  C Lances D Swords
Lyndis      05.72    18 05 11 12 06 02 00  C Swords

Edited by Refa, 30 May 2012 - 03:38 PM.

[Refa]

Chapter 17- 9/47 turns

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This draft is going down smoooth like Sunday morning.

This whole thing would've been easier with me around...as usual.

I was too good to be deployed on this map.

Uhhh...same goes for me.

My beautiful red armour rejects this map.

I think the archers in this map are stronger than even me, curses.

I destroy this map, for it is Lowen's time to shine, motherfuckers.

Manni Katti helps me kill stuff like no tommorow.

POIINTS WERE NOT CHOKED BUT BLUD WAS SHED AND THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME

I contribute to making Lowen even cooler than me than he already is!

I am the best at getting left behind!

My hero!

Unit        Level    HP ST SK SP LC DF RS  Weapon Level
Hector      08.95    26 11 09 05 05 10 02  B Axes
Matthew     08.47    21 05 08 15 05 05 00  C Swords
Oswin       12.84    31 14 10 06 03 14 04  B Lances
Eliwood     09.46    24 06 11 11 13 09 03  B Swords
Marcus      04.49    32 17 16 12 09 10 08  A Lances A Swords B Axes
Lowen       13.54    33 14 07 11 07 09 06  B Lances D Swords
Lyndis      07.17    19 05 13 13 07 02 00  C Swords
Lucius      03.00    18 07 06 10 02 01 06  D Light

Chapter 17x- 3/50 turns

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Too easy.

That's only because I wrecked everyone...

I'm the best at providing minor backup!

Well then, I must be a close second for I like OSWIN CHOKED a point.

My minor chip was invaluable to our victory.

My 6 move made me more useful than Eliwood and Lyn for once despite possessing worse offense.

TANKING LIKE IT'S 1999

Unit        Level    HP ST SK SP LC DF RS  Weapon Level
Hector      10.71    28 13 09 06 06 11 02  B Axes
Matthew     09.04    22 05 08 15 06 05 01  C Swords
Oswin       13.48    32 14 10 07 03 14 04  B Lances
Eliwood     10.27    25 06 11 11 13 10 03  B Swords
Marcus      04.49    32 17 16 12 09 10 08  A Lances A Swords B Axes
Lowen       14.65    34 14 07 12 08 10 06  B Lances D Swords
Lyndis      07.89    19 05 13 13 07 02 00  C Swords
Lucius      04.51    19 08 06 11 03 01 06  D Light

Edited by Refa, 30 May 2012 - 03:41 PM.

[Baldrick]

Professional Mother****Ers>Oswin.

Incorrect. Oswin is a Professional Mother****er. So the correct equation is:

Professional Mother****ers <= Oswin

[Refa]

Incorrect. Oswin is a Professional Mother****er. So the correct equation is:

Professional Mother****ers <= Oswin

BROFIST

[Aquaman]

ThereforeHalf of these teams aren't manly, due to having no professional cav/knight mother****ers

[Sangyul]

I have two Sacaeans. Take that!

On a more serious note, I'll start this draft as soon as I finish the Guy draft.

[Peppy]

I am restarting this Draft!

Okai... What i got so far...

Chapter 11 - 6/6 Turns
Going Left! Matthew Helped!

Chapter 12 - 5/11Turns
Skipped the Secret Book. Hector, Matthew and Marcus were in on the Action. Eliwood and Becky killed a guy (Together!)

Chapter 13 - 8/19 Turns
Marcus Rushed through The Bottom Route while Matthew and Becky Followed. The Lords went the top route and visited that village and killed some things. Marcus Killed the Boss! Hector Seized

Chapter 13x - 7/26 Turns
(I got hit with a 13% Chance, If you don't understand)
It's official... My luck Stinks...
Matthew went for the Village, Hector went Left, Eliwood and Beck went Up, Oswin meatshielded... End of story! Becky's Lack of Strength is becoming a bit of a minor inconvience...

Edited by Folgore Purple, 30 May 2012 - 02:56 PM.

[Aquaman]

Why, how did?
I got no votes?

and Camdar unconsciously took over Radmacs body and voted for someone else?
haha

Still, I've beeen LUCKY!



Done with ch28.

Current status.

HEctor-
Stone wall with 19 def at lvl 15.
7 spd, and 9 str/skl is fail.
But so are NM enemies.

HE SHALL HAVE POINTS TO CHOKE!

Lyn-
Only as good as the Mani Katti lasts.

Eliwood-
Relient on growths keeping up, and strong weapons.

Kent-
25 str at 14/4?
Oh, and 13 spd.
But 15 def/res!

lolPallies

Sain-
Promoted first.
22 str, 22 spd at 10/9?
AND A axes by ch23x?
ANd I still have that silver axe?
And 12 def/9 res!
whoooooo.

Yeah, I got him to promote asap.

BArtre-
14 spd, 18 str, 12 def, 9 res.
Another Bartre with 9 res upon promotion.
at lvl 14/1

and as of ch28, he's at 14/9
With 25 str, 19 spd, 21 def, and 14 res.

HE CHOKED POINTS!
MAGIC POINTS!

ALONG WITH THE PROFESSIONAL MO********ER DUO!

Dorcas-
He choked points early on!

promoted at lvl 15, and sacrificed in ch26, to prvent me from going Kenneth.
After waiting 5 turns for wyverns to kill him >_>.


Long Live the Glory of the Silent Warrior!
Refa poisoned his mutton

Hawkeye-
Dem Bases!
And, whooping ass since ch23,

Also, he can Choke Points!
With his 14/11 base def/res.

Oh yeah, and as of ch28, he's got 15 spd, 25 str, and 18 def and 15 res.

Serra-
Promoted in ch25, at lvl 10.
And got to B light at the end of ch25.
By the end of ch 26, she was at 10/8.
With 15 magic.
And 19 Res!

CHOKE THOSE MAGICAL POINTS!

Prissy-
10/1 by ch 26 >_>
But 12 Rescue Range is alright.
And she can ferry.
And
errrrr
Choke a magic point?

Matthew-
THanks for getting me to ch23x
Also
14 str, and 9 skl, and capped spd at lvl 15?
and 8 def!

haha

He will ensure that enemies that try to choke points will die.

Also.

Merlinus-
Manliest Bait ever, as a wagon.

and Yeah

Marcus-
Got spd and def and str on every LU before he went away.

I HAVE MANY TO CHOKE POINTS, ONLY REFA-5 CAN COMPARE!

Edited by Folgore Green, 28 May 2012 - 03:10 AM.

[Sangyul]

I finished the Guy draft, so let's get started with the Folgore Rangers Draft Challenge for FE7! Introducing: the Group!

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a.k.a. Erik -- because the poor guy is the butt of a lot of jokes
a.k.a. Justin -- because he's a bit temperamental and often quick to move to action instead of thinking
a.k.a. Haley -- because she's strong-willed yet kind of emotional and capable of holding grudges for a while
and a.k.a. Eryn and Sara -- because they're the youngest people in our groups and they're both kind of mysterious to me
a.k.a. Mat -- because they share the same name minus one letter
a.k.a. uhh ...

a.k.a. Ellen -- because he's freaking awesome
a.k.a. Kelsey -- because he's grumpy and irritable in his supports, and easily annoyed by certain people
a.k.a. Chris P. -- because he's so quiet you just forget that he's there ... all the time
a.k.a. Tom -- because he's loud, sometimes to the annoyance of everyone else, and only Chris can stand him
a.k.a. Zach -- because they're both blunt and loud and kind of raucous, but kind underneath
a.k.a. Chris H. -- because while she's so happy and cheerful, she is secretly melancholy

a.k.a. Danny -- because no one else is left
or -- in all honesty, they're probably not getting recruited

And I am the tactician.

[eclipse]

Aim for Geitz~! He's cute, and you have Dart!

[Sangyul]

Aim for Geitz~! He's cute, and you have Dart!

Haha I want Geitz, and leveling the lords is not a problem for me. If I can recruit Geitz without losing turns, consider him recruited.