One of them, on the palm of my left hand, just came from nowhere.
Another one appeared on my right finger as I was shifting a fat cunt of a tv into the back of my grandparent's car. The shitty little metal stand with wheels was screwed to the bottom of the TV and there were no tools around to take it off so I tried forcing it into the boot of the car despite nearly not fitting. I fucking did it though because I'm pretty good at Tetris. That one bled for like 2 minutes before clotting up.
Death to all fat tellies.
bearing in mind over the last week i've been helping my grandparents clear my great-grandmother's house since she's now moved into a care home. My mother also moved house, and there are approximately 24 steps leading up to the house we moved out of (yes i memorised it - it's much easier to do that when you can't see shit because there's a bulking cabinet blocking the view of your feet and the steps). Myself and some guy were carrying sofas and cabinets and drawers heavy flatscreen TVs and fucking fridge freezers and washing machines down them all into the van for moving, it took like 4 hours to empty the house and get it all moved into the new one. felt like I'd had a heavy session at the gym by the end of it.
In fact that might have been where my mystery cut could have originated from.
anyway yeah fuck house clearing.
Edited by Raven, 10 July 2012 - 10:35 PM.