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[Esme]

UM HI
MY NAME IS ESME AND I LIKE POKEMON
DO YOU LIKE POKEMON
OF COURSE YOU DO, HEE HEE
SO UM
I'M GOING TO PLAY A VERY SPECIAL EDITED VERSION OF POKEMON FIRE RED
WHAT'S EDITED YOU MAY BE ASKING YOURSELF
WELL LOTS OF THINGS SILLY GOOSE~~~~~~~
FIRST OF ALL, EVERYTHING IS RANDOMIZED (STARTERS, WILD POKEMON, TRAINERS, GYM LEADERS, ETC)
LAST OF ALL, EVERYTHING IS... RANDOMIZED
YEAH
THAT'S IT

Okay, enough caps, let us begin! ...But first, a joke: What do you call a naive little boy who spends his time playing CHILDREN'S VIDEO GAMES? Why, it's ME of course! Ha ha! Ah ha ha!

Okay, enough jokes, let's immerse ourselves into the fantabulous, wonderiffic, splendiferous region of Kantoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo~*~*~*~*~

Edited by Esme, 31 July 2012 - 10:31 PM.

[Esme]

Oh, boy! It's Pallet Town! The place where it all started. Oh, I can feel the nostalgia flowing through my adolescent veins! Let's ignore mom and go outside for a walk in the GRASS.
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Meanwhile, on the outskirts of Pallet Town...

Prof. Oak: I CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT, ESME. Ahem, I mean, it's very dangerous out there. Why don't we fetch you a fresh, handsome new Pokemon? A starter, to be exact.

Esme: Oh, gee-whiz, really Gramps? You'd do that for little, old me~?

Prof. Oak: Of course, Esme! I love you. *hugs*

Audience: Aww.
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So, here are my options for starters:

There's the not-so-pretty-or-graceful-or-classy-but-quite-humble-and-decent Raticate.

The fearsome star-lobster, Crawdaunt.

And everyone's favorite legendary, Mewtwo!

OH BOY WHO SHOULD I PICK, EVERYONE? I CAN'T DECIDE.

[Kon]

ROCK LOBSTER SHALL LEAD YOU TO VICTORY

[Formidatus]

raticate

[Esme]

EW BUT I HATE HIM

HE CAN'T USE HIS TYPING VERY WELL THEREFORE HE IS DOODIES

MEWTWO IS DOODIES, TOO, BECAUSE HE IS TOO POWERFUL

RATICATE IT IS, THEN
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Now... a battle with my rival, Celice!

Celice: Ha ha! You chose the worst one of the bunch! Dubby and I will demolish you!

Esme: Not if I can help it! Go, Hamlet!

Celice: Wait a minute... why is Dubby a spider all of a sudden?

Esme: It must be... the randomizer...

Celice: The what? Randomizer? You goin' on about that hippie crap again?

Esme: It's not hippie crap! You're... You're hippie crap!

Edited by Esme, 31 July 2012 - 11:17 PM.