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[Zephrion]

It can be from any game, as well as a conversation. Post away! One of my personal favorites...

"You there, in the bushes. You have until the count of five to show yourself before I start throwing sharp objects. One... two... four..." -Volke

[Red Fox of Fire]

"Heather. I must remember that name. She likes to feed me..." - Ilyana

[CGV]

Meg: see you later Pookums! (can't remember that exact wording, but it was something to that degree)
Zihark : ... That girl is as stubborn as her father... and did she just call me Pookums?

[Freohr Datia]

I bet this is so unlike what it truly is, but I'll get this closest to how I think it is.

(Talking about Volke)
Soren : We could use this man's talents. Plus, everything begins and ends with money. He'll be easy to control.
Ike : Um, Soren, he's standing right there...
Soren : I don't think he minds.

This one is between Reyson and Naesala. Luckily I recorded this down. Reyson talks funny when he's angry at Naesala and Naesala is funny too!

(to Naesala when he talks to him on a chapter that I forget...)
Naesala : Reyson!
Reyson : ...
Naesala : Hey, Reyson! Look at you! You look sharp, kid!
Reyson : Go... away...
Naesala : Oh, so you can talk.
Reyson : You... How dare you show your face to me!
Naesala : Well, I have been called brazen before. Some have gone so far as to say shameless. Come on, at least let me give you a reason.
Reyson : Begone! My ears are closed to you.
Naesala : Reyson, we're friends, are we not?
Reyson : Oh yes! Friends! In fact, we're such good friends that you sold me to that foul, bloated man!


Hee hee... I like it when he says "Begone!"...That's all I'll type, I'm tired of typing all of this.

[Wang Yuanji]

Linus: Hey, you! You think you're tough, don't you?
Hector: Tough enough to cleave you in two.
Linus: I am Linus Reed, son of Brendan Reed. You killed my brother, Lloyd! Take this! Rrraahh!!!
Hector: I am Marquess Ostia's brother, Hector!! And I don't know about Lloyd, but I'll sure kill you!

[Rakath]

I'm going to have to go with this...

Lyn: Hey! You! You're--
Matthew: Um... No, I'm not. You've got the wrong fellow... Bye now!
Lyn: Stop right there, Matthew!
Matthew: Saw right through my disguise, didn't you, Layd Lyndis?
Lyn: What are you talking about? How could I not recognize you? You're... you!
Matthew: Yes, but I had to at least try to fool you. Being memorable is not the best quality for a spy to have.
Lyn: Spy? I thought you were a thief?
Matthew: Oops!
Lyn: What's this about? Come on, tell me!
Matthew: I can't... It's a... secret.
Lyn: A secret? Would you have your mouth sealed if you spoke it?
Matthew : You're very knowledgeable!

As my absolute favorite. All three levels of Mia/Largo support make it as a close second (Man, Largo being unable to fight in RD musta ticked Mia off, no rematches for them...

[Blue Wind]

"Prepare to eat rock... Heh, eat rock, I'm pretty clever." - Random Soldier FE9 >_>

No, Ilyana's quote is still the best.

[Red Fox of Fire]

Bartre. "I'm gonna go punch that rock over there until my head feels better."
It was something to that effect.

[CGV]

"Prepare to eat rock... Heh, eat rock, I'm pretty clever." - Random Soldier FE9 >_>

No, Ilyana's quote is still the best.

haha. i remember this one. I laughed so hard when I first saw it

[kdanger]

The Ilyana-Mordecai support in PoR where Mordecai compares Ilyana to a squirrel.

Also, any base conversation involving Ike, Soren, and Aimee. -rofl-

[Zephrion]

"Shinon wouldn't tell me he smelled smoke if I was on fire." -Ike.

Thought that was pretty amusing.

The 'Item Shop' base convo was also very funny.

[CGV]

Shinon "Gatrie, you'd hit on a tree if I dressed it in a skirt. Tell me I'm wrong" (something like that)

That whole convo with Lyre, Gatrie, Shinon, and Kyza is soooo funny

[Hanz]

Anything that comes out of Bartre's mouth is gold.

My personal favorite however:

"And I will lay down my life to protect my queen." ~ Seth

[Fireman]

The ones with Oliver are kinda funny.

Tormod: Hey, chunky! Apparently we didn't kill you enough last time! Time to try again!

Ike: Hold on a second... Aren't these your men? Why are you fighting them?
Oliver: It's quite simple, really. A true guardian of beauty stands with those who are beautiful. If your exquisite heron prince will not stay here in my home, I must follow him. I have seen death; it holds no mystery for me. Only my pursuit matters. Rest at ease, friends.
Ike: Look... Would you mind rejoining the enemy?

Seems like no one takes Oliver seriously...

[Zephrion]

Seems like no one takes Oliver seriously...

Even though he's like the best Saint evar. >_>

Kieran is always a good source of hilarity...

"Sure, no problem! Hmmm... I guess I'll just... sit down here and... knit... something... Ooo, look! A bear!"
"Ho, I'm fine! Don't worry about old Kieran! I just need to pull this axe out of my head here... Whooo, that's sharp!"
"Deceitful lying squinty COWARD!"

[CGV]

Sain: but lances are more heroic


and of course all his other lines to the girls

[kaonohiokala]

"As soon as we get to the tower, you can leave everything to Micaiah"

I literally lol'd.

[kdanger]

Yeah, leaving everything to Micaiah... ROFL. Like that would ever work.

[Fireman]

Yeah, leaving everything to Micaiah... ROFL. Like that would ever work.

With battle saves, it's at least possible.

[CGV]

cant remember the quote, but its the one where Elencia is talking to Volke when you talk to him to recruit him and he wants 3K and then 10K

so many quotes... cant remember them all...