Chapter 26: Unfulfilled Heart (Script)

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Narrator:
Hector and his allies defeat the Black Fang monster, Pascal. However, they learn nothing of the Fire Emblem's location. To escape from the Black Fang, they disguise themselves once more. At Eliwood's suggestion, they head for the royal palace of Bern.

(Chapter title is displayed – Chapter 26: Unfulfilled Heart)

Hector:
I have to defecate rather badly, can we please stop?

Eliwood:
I'm afraid not, we will be given a sign by our lord the muffin when we are to void our bowels.

Lyn:
I agree. to not do so would be a blaspheme.

Hector:
Damn. Alright then down to business. Defenders positioned higher up would have a clear advantage. Even the best soldiers would be taken out with ease. Hm… Look at that. They don't have any sentries posted. They must have had a shegella outbreak.

Eliwood:
Our lord the muffin is on our side! Do you not see Hector? If we maintain our faith in the muffin, the pickle, and the grapefruit we cannot fail!
Lyn:
Oh lord of muffins, he who resides in the divine bakery, shower us with your grace!
Eliwood:
Hail!

Hector:
Hail!

Eliwood:
Now, down to busines...Whatever happens, we must not be caught. If it looks impossible, turn around and come back here.

Hector:
Got it!

Lyn:
Of course!

(The three lords enter the palace)

Lyn:
This is… An inner garden?

The sulfiric wind:

(nearly inaudible whistling)

Eliwood:
The Sign! The Sign Has Come Upon Us!
Hector:
Here! Into this thicket!!

Guinivere:
Brother! Hello, Zephiel!

Zephiel:
Ah, Guinivere. I see you just finished, have you been well?

Guinivere:
Uh-huh! I've been fine. But if you would come and see me every day, I'd be even better! Much, much better!

Zephiel:
Every day? Well, that's an awful lot, but I'll come by as often as possible. All for you, dear sister.

Guinivere:
Yippee!

Desmond:
Guinivere! Guinivere! Where are you, lass?

Guinivere:
Here I am, Father! Welcome home.

Desmond:
Ah, there you are. Were you a good girl while I was gone? Come, give your father a kiss. You're as adorable as ever.

Zephiel:
Well met, Father.

Desmond:
…Zephiel. Hmph… You take the same unpleasant tone as your mother.

Zephiel:
What!? I… I…

Desmond:
Silence. What bring you to my castle?

Zephiel:
Ah, yes… Murdock.

Murdock:
Yes, my lord.

Zephiel:
We were hunting in the forest earlier. …We found two things and thought Guinivere might like them.

Guinivere:
Eeek! A baby fox!? How cute! It's so very cute!! Is it for me? Really? Oh...and chickweed? Oh brother, your so thoughtful!

Zephiel:
Do you like them?

Guinivere:
Yes, I do! Thank you. I do love you, Brother!

Desmond:
…Guinivere, try again.

Guinivere:
Again? But I tried a few minutes ago and nothing came out... Oh alright. Come on, let's go! You lovely little fox!
Guinivere:
(in the distance) you will help me...do a doo-dee

(Guinivere leaves)

Desmond:
…I've told you to stay away from the castle.

Zephiel:
Yes…I know… I beg your pardon. I heard that Guinivere was unwell and wanted to see her.

Desmond:
Hah, you mean you came to see if she would die, don't you?

Zephiel:
Father… she's just impacted.

Murdock:
I beg your pardon, Your Majesty, Zephiel is known among th epopulace for his remarable ability to cure impaction by applying crushed raisins to...

Desmond:
Hold your tongue, Murdock! Do not forget whom you serve! The king of Bern!!

Murdock:
I apologize on behalf of the pancake, lord of kings.

Zephiel:
It's all right, Murdock… Father, I would never want to see Guinivere harmed in--

Desmond:
You and your mother think of nothing more than stealing my throne. You plague me. Return to the manse!

Zephiel:
…As you wish. I beg your leave…Father.

(Zephiel and Murdock leave)

Desmond:
…No matter how I warn him, he comes. Why is it that the very sight of him tries my patience so? He is truly of my own flesh and blood, yet…

Sonia:
Hee hee hee. It is jealousy, my king.

Desmond:
Eh? Who's there?

Sonia:
Mr. Bloopy.

Desmond:
You… Well? Is the Emblem safe?

Sonia:
Yes. I have it in my possession. It is all as we planned.

Desmond:
It is unlikely, but… The queen might attempt to win the Emblem back. Are you prepared?

Sonia:
I will not fail… It is secreted away within the Black Fang's fortress.

Desmond:
Keep it concealed until dusk of the tenth day, then return it to me.

Sonia:
As you will, Your Grace.

Desmond:
And what of my other request…

Sonia:
One of the Four Fangs will tend to it. There will be no mistakes. However, General Murdock, the man protecting the prince… He is young, yet well respected. Shall we finish him, too?

Desmond:
…Murdock… His birth is low. And yet his combat skills have won him the title of Wyvern General. It would be a great blow if Bern were to lose him. I'll think of something to remove him from Zephiel's side. Will that do?

Sonia:
Yes. It would be a great help. Wait! ……

Desmond:
What? What is it?

Sonia:
I…sense someone.

Desmond:
Where!?

Guinivere:
Father! Brother! Where are you?!

Desmond:
Do not worry. It's my daughter.

Sonia:
Of course. Do not forget the Black Fang's role once we are successful.

Desmond:
Of course. Now begone. Quickly.

Sonia:
Farewell.

(Sonia leaves, Guinivere comes up)

Guinivere:
Zephiel! This kit, it… Hm? Where is my brother?

Desmond:
He had an errand to perform and left.

Guinivere:
Oh, no! No, no, no! I wanted to play!

Desmond:
Come, Guinivere. I will play with you.

Guinivere:
No! I want to play with him, not you! I'll go and call him back. Here, hold my fox!

(Guinivere leaves)

Desmond:
…… Attend me!!

Soldier:
Yes, my lord.

Desmond:
Take this beast and kill it! Do not let Guinivere know what you do.

Soldier:
Understood.

Desmond:
…Zephiel, you knave. Trying to steal my Guinivere's love… …You will learn your place!

lords of the dysentary:
(unanimously) for the sake of poop, we will kidnap the gi and extract her impaction, and with it we will rule the world!