Purple Mage

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    Master of Anima Magic
  • Birthday May 8

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    Pokémon, Zelda, Final Fantasy I-VI, Fire Emblem, Earthbound, PvZ
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  1. The FE Nonsense Story Thread - Now in Act II!

    ...Maxwell from Scribblenauts, as Lucina asked him for a pirate ship, but he misheard it as "Pile of S***". A janitor arrives and cleans up everything, and Naga calls on Arceus to turn everything back to normal. The gods gather for a meeting and write down a rule stating "No mention of poop in this story anymore" in a huge purple book labelled "Da Rules". Saint Elimine sees this development and gathers her followers, preparing to...
  2. The FE Nonsense Story Thread - Now in Act II!

    ...went outside to protest, but was killed by the cheese storm that was still going on. Meanwhile, Celica learns the magic ward spell from Canas, and goes outside while being protected; oblivious to the fact that Vlad Masters from Danny Phantom set up his cheese castle nearby. Saber then appears in front of her with a pink lightsaber, and proceeds to...
  3. The FE Nonsense Story Thread - Now in Act II!

    ...make it rain exploding cheese across the entire universe. Canas observes this, and goes outside, protected by a magic ward. Knoll sees this too, and begins to...
  4. The FE Nonsense Story Thread - Now in Act II!

    ...Captain Falcon drank all of it. Grima commands him to get more punch, but Cap gets mad and Falcon Punches him into Oblivion. And by Oblivion, I meant the planes of Oblivion from the Elder Scrolls. Specifically, the Shivering Isles. He encounters Henry having a tea party with Sheogorath and...
  5. What if the Philippines was a Pokémon Region?

    Oh yeah, I remember that. Basically, they were forced to march from Bataan to go somewhere, and if the soldiers were too weak to carry on, they were killed. Also, why are we all discussing the bad side of history? Let's try to focus on the good stuff.
  6. The FE Nonsense Story Thread - Now in Act II!

    ...Ryoma (revived by Bïfrost), Tamatoa, a Mirelurk, and GIANT SHRIMP. The crustacean army gathers and attacks Serra, and she is banished through an Ultra Wormhole. Xander (also revived by Bïfrost) then brings Cup Noodles for everyone, and they eat in peace. Lucius continues his pilgrimage and...
  7. The FE Nonsense Story Thread - Now in Act II!

    ...says "Pay for your betrayal!" and shoots him in the balls with his Fujin Yumi, then cremates him and bury the ashes. Meanwhile, Alduin, the Draconic World-Eater, uses his revival shout and revives Azama. It only causes his ashes to rise up and float harmlessly in the air. Lucius, who was on a pilgrimage to Lord Helix, sees this and prepares the Aureola spell and...
  8. The FE Nonsense Story Thread - Now in Act II!

    ...orders Cup Noodles with lobsters and shares it with Ryoma. Takumi, hungry for some, bursts in and...
  9. The FE Nonsense Story Thread - Now in Act II!

    ...he attempted to join them. He got kicked out immediately. On the advice of a wizard named Farengar, he joins the Mages' College of Winterhold. They decided to ally with the Invisible College, and began a mass slaughter of sheep. Gregor led the charge with a minigun, and Libra was behind him, with a staff. Gregor glows blue and shouts "I AM BOOLETPROOF!!!!!" as Donnel sets up a dispenser. Genny, seeing this from her window, decides to...
  10. Comment on the Fanfiction Linked Above!

    Ain't mine. It's by a guy named COOKIECHEESEMAN. 1. Sure 2. Okay. My works are crap anyway. (I go by a different name, but same profile pic) As for the story you linked, it's pretty neat with a great concept. For some reason, I think Sakura is older and less of a loli than Elise. You Think That is Romance? by @Glaceon Mage (Pokémon Special, T, Romance/Humor, Red/Yellow) (why not)
  11. So it goes like this: We post a link to a fanfic we like, along with its categories, rating and genre/s, and main pairing (if applicable). Let me start: Fanfic: A Glimmer of Hope Category: Fire Emblem (Binding Blade) Rating: T Genre: Romance Main Pairing:Roy/Idoun Crossovers are fine. Explicit sexual content and yadda yadda yadda are not. Only content from fanfiction.net and archiveofourown.org are allowed.
  12. SMR stands for Super Mario Run.
  13. The FE Nonsense Story Thread - Now in Act II!

    ...Venus Raj. Due to her appearance, the Fire Emblem characters decided to host Miss Universe: Fire Emblem Edition. Steve Harvey announced that Camilla was the winner, but he messed up and the real winner was revealed to be...
  14. The FE Nonsense Story Thread - Now in Act II!

    ...they decide the game has too much weeb shit, so they tossed the game into the fires of Hell, where it burnt right next to Judge Claude Frollo and Jedah, who were arguing. Jedah prepares a spell...
  15. What if the Philippines was a Pokémon Region?

    This is brilliant. The Japanese did do a lot of horrible stuff during WWII. But now, we're kinda chill. In fact, the prime minister of Japan stayed at the house of our president. Look it up. True. How about vitamins and X-Stat items being banned? (drugs)