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  1. Staff of Ages (Version 2.0 is here!)

    Version 2.0 doesn't seem to be compatible with MyBoy for Android. When I open MyBoy and tap the v2.0 file, nothing happens. v1.7 works just fine, though.
  2. Xiltas' Sprites (or the most imaginative title ever)

    At first glance it looks like a young Roland, but my guess is Al.
  3. Congratulations on finishing another hugely entertaining catastrophe. The Albertus reveal was unexpectedly epic (if a bit out of the blue, but eh). CGRuben Archeruben Rubemiya Humphrey's motivations and plan were also handled masterfully. Overall, the fanficcy plot is waaaaay better than last time. Also, you won the game! I would say at least you're getting better, but... Better luck next time.
  4. You suck at the game, yes, but your LPs are genuinely entertaining. Credit where credit is due. I found these comments in r/fe the other day and decided they were too topical to not use. If being the literal last member of your species doesn't make you a "special little snowflake", Idun know what does. Don't look a gift horse in the asshole, Ruben. We're supposed to be on the winning side of the deal. What do you mean, maybe? I thought that was the canon explanation. If someone actually made a Scouring hack one day, Jahn should be the prologue boss. Let's play Fire Emblem 6: Unlimited Badness Works.
  5. You've just summarised all of FE in one sentence. I know, FE 8, 9 and 10, but c'mon. Nice edit there. I haven't commented to this update as much as I usually do. It's kinda hard so say something funny about the 600th variation of "Roy is bad". So you made him survive ch21 just so he could get his ass kicked in 23. Simply brilliant. From now on i'm going to read every single one of Dolphin's lines in that tone. >Battle formation >Everyone forms in a straight line. Next up, remember to bring your pillows!
  6. You're still keeping this up? I honestly don't think Barth such a bad unit. What is an armorknight´s purpose in gameplay? Being a def tank. What is the thing that Barth does better than every other knight? Def tanking. Because that's what Roy is for. We need a r/zephieldidnothingwrong. Not quite. She gets +1hp. For the first 15 or so seconds I thought it was the pokemon theme song. Judgfirus had better be a fire type.
  7. Now that I think about it, people in some regions (North of Argentina) do pronounce z/th. Let's just assume it was the first one. Marcus, Paladin of Pherae, wore purple the day he was to kill a king. As for the Undertale reference... I've got you covered. She probably put on a brown cloak. Look, a typo. The correct spelling would be A WIZARD DID IT. Impressive, how someone's opinion can change over the course of one measly LP. Not mine though. I started this LP hating this game and I still do. I don't think you've made any TLP references so far. Just to be sure, though... I love this fandom said no one ever. Aaaaand the counter reaches 40! Congratulations! In other news, Sophia is useless and Igrene's backstory is sad. It's probably the Universe thinking Welp, he made it this far despite all my efforts, might as well give him an easy final chapter. Strap in for the true endgame though. Agreed, but that "someone close to you" line makes me doubt. It's not like Raigh has anyone else besides the virgin Lugh/ the chad Chad.
  8. No. NO. NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! ...I feel cheated. You're so mad that the background went back to FE12? You misunderstood. I was tempted to say something along the lines of "Fire emblem" or "This LP", "I", etc. Thank you. So what is it pronounced in Spain? Pereth? Peresh? I always thought it was written Perez and pronounced Peres. heretic ˈhɛrɪtɪk/noun a person believing in or practising religious heresy. He's not a heretic. He's just a asshole. 27 Mag + Nosferatu. Holy bongoes on a pogo stick, why isn't this guy Murderock's best general instead? Hell, I think he could even kill Murdock given the chance. You know what? I'm going to believe it. Nice catch! Generic Bern Druid is still best druid. Hey, what is your problem with Pent? Alright, now you've really outdone yourself. Sofisti-fucking-cado? He's a warrior!
  9. QEPD Lombriz. He was more likable than a recolor has any right to be. Also, you finally managed to catch a bishop crit! Hurray! It's tempting, it's so very tempting...but no. Look, Ruben. it's obvious you can't do this anymore. Take a break. if you go on like this you'll just hurt yourself even more. Please. Have some fucking mercy on yourself. It's almost as if you were fighting some kind of war.
  10. This gives me an idea. I feel like this has already been said, but Sue is the Castor of this LP. Never quite amazing, never quite terrible, I forgot she was even there. I don't think that does him justice. Marcus is best Marcus. So much for the most accurate magic type. Assuming you even get to chapter 24. Man, when was the last time we had the "Ruben is bad at FE rolflolxd" brand of comedy? inhales Writes angry reply with a lot of profanity Deletes because banhammer. So yeah. Let's just say I'm really mad.
  11. A Bad FE Player Ironmans Revelation

    I voted for Jordan. Get hype!
  12. Nope. I'll just assume that was a positive statement. Thank you. Y-Man is probably playing along, knowing that this is the exact same garbage he dropped at Lycia ~20 chapters ago. Also applies to Florina, Shanna, Tana, Marcia and just about every early game peg. Affirmative. I denote the spectacularity of this event. I may also take this opportunity to express my Finger quotes "Amazement" at your tactical abilities, Saint Rubenio. Byrlyat? Is he Ilian Russian? ... Google Translate says it's just gibberish. No such luck with... Earthworm. Pfffffft. Has that sentence ever been this wrong?
  13. Frost sure knows how to motivate his men. I don't know if this is common knowledge, but this is mildly interesting. Okay, that's the last one, I promise. Some things never change, no matter how effed up the ROM may be. Ahaha! I fooled you! You can't tell me what to do!
  14. It could be worse. It could be Mr. One Good Line. Seems to have walls everywhere? Roy, did all the ice puns mess with your head? Apparently not! Good for him. Seriously now, in what universe is "build more walls" a sensible plan? I once had Lilina carry Armads along with Forblaze for nearly the whole game, does that count? It matters a Lot, doesn't it? That pun was so easy, I'm almost ashamed. Almost. And so, order is restored to the universe. No amount of order is going to be enough to fix this trainwreck, but it's nice to see it's trying. Are you up to date with Heroes? That is IS' idea of a joke. Tick, Tick, Tick, BOOM. DAKINGINDANORF!
  15. Jahn should be higher up I think. All he did was vomit exposition, but at least it was kinda interesting exposition. That should get him up to Meh-tier at least. Also, isn't it ironic that Thebrilliantdumbass is a recolor of the highest-rated characters here? Maybe you pointed it out in one of the updates I didn't read. (and Elen and Sue and Galle and Hugh and goddammit IS stop Eating Fates' Hotdog.) The fat mouse that powers my internet is having a stroke today. This is what I can do for now. I love how you can almost hear the sound effects just by looking at those two screencaps. TIL. That name is so widespread in the community I doubt many people actually know where it came from. And now I have another FE6 LP to waste my time with after this one ends. Yeah, what the kell, Hel? After all the madness that Jagen has pulled in this run, this wouldn't surprise me at all.