... he'll start screaming about how "[he] DON'T LIKE 'EM PUTTIN' CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURN THE FRICKIN' FROGS GAY!" (What a crackpot!)
If you give Arvis a Falchion...
... the liberal usage of surrealist stain-glass motifs, developed with advice from the Marquis de Púbol and various stain-glass connoisseurs.
Having completed his work, Anri...
You have the right of it. I also won 46 out of 48 military engagements I was involved in.
-- Probably. I assume he is a decent enough individual. I'd just warn him not to scare the children.