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Pengaius

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  1. Heard that everywhere the light touched was theirs, and so they set out to conquer that shadowy place over there, which was...
  2. I dunno about that, you gotta remember that some players just don't have any good units, removing enemy multiples only serves to make fights easier for stronger players while making it more difficult for rookies to contribute to the gauntlet effort, or have a good defense team in the arena, I understand that multiples of allies can be really annoying but if you find other people using the same unit as you a lot, you can just change to another unit and if your friend and random ally are the same you can always use more meatshields.
  3. Hollywood, so they made a Fire Emblem movie which everybody knew would fail cuz vid game movies succ. (we'd all watch it anyway though) Bizzarely enough...
  4. The fact that Iago refused to allow Garon access to the Royal Treasurey. So just to spite rudolf about having a better game...
  5. Get really really drunk. After a wild night of partying looting and otherwise causing mayhem Rudolf wakes up in bed with...
  6. You shall now be purged by his Schmexyness, Lord Gheb(shudder) Fortunately the conquerors stabbed Gheb with a giant yellow...
  7. (Heh you said authot YOU'RE A THOT) Sacrifice all the Daedric princes to revive Canas so the princes died FOREVER FOR REAL GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER. And the Conquerors forgot all about them and set their sights on taking over...
  8. She's adorable, and quiet and adorable and smart and did I mention she's ADORABLE
  9. The super duper ultra space, time and dimensions gigs Master Sage who thought the battle was a bit uneven, so he banished ALL the Daedric Princes to the void where Monica went FOREVER so none of them can EVER come back to this thread again for all acts. (Totally done for balancing and not because I sick and tired of Daedric princes being crammed into every single act or anything) Unfortunately after this he disintegrated and was blown away by the wind so even he can't rescue the Daedric princes. With that loss to their army the conquerors...
  10. So anybody else just abusing the infinite retries to rig battles in their favour?
  11. A live pair of pants. With this new ally on their side the conquerers charged into battle against the dark armies of...
  12. This was my plan that's not @Nym anymore cuz tackle didn't work
  13. Cool, but you seem kinda ... Off ... TACKLE!!!
  14. *flies straight up to dodge... real good job there Dunban* Make the next poster play "Through the Fire and the Flames" In guitar hero
  15. Yell they're into us Mikhail! Grab the coke (in a heavy Russian accent) and lob a brick out the window. What it'd be funny. WWYDI you started seeing visions of Liberace whenever somebody makes any kind of video game reference intentionally or not
  16. Umm... Two people sorry I like monogamy. Its about 60 kilometers (30 or so miles I think) south of of Silk Valley through the Constrictors forest and on the Bridge past Honey Ridge (heh rhyming)
  17. Yes a Vivillon as a boss how scary... Well I guess it could be every vivillon pattern or have its pokemon stats treated as equivelant to FE stats and use hurricane ( 15 uses but 120 might) Why a boss... Pokédex number 666 I guess. Would I play probably
  18. Wonder why he's upside down on this leaf saiyans don't sleep under leaves
  19. Wonder how I edit my sig to include https://serenesforest.net/forums/index.php?/topic/82810-the-notes-of-a-scholar/
  20. Well I got kinda bored and wrote this... here ya go SF A Scholars Vision of the Outrealms There are many realms that separate us from countless others, a collection of points on the proverbial axes of the multiverse. These are in a group term referred to as the Outrealms. The realms upon the X-axis of the multiverse are separated by time. At the proverbial origin lies the Corerealm, or in lay man's terms the realm of the Gods. It is a realm of a single instant where the Architects of all dwell, you see time does not flow in the Corerealm and the Architects are the only entities that can process such a realm. If you or I or any living creature, were to enter the Corerealm we would be eternally frozen, our nerves would be unable to transmit impulses to the brain or organs and we would be completely unaware of the rest of our existance, a rather tragic fate, don't you agree? As we move along the X-axis, time begins to flow. The first inhabitable realms come into being, realms capable of sustaining life and as we get farther and farther away from the Origin time begins to move faster and faster. It could be a moment quicker it could be a millennia faster. You could spend ten years in a realm and find that not an hour has passed in your home realm, as equally you could spend but a moment in another realm only to find that when you return, all you knew have been dead for a hundred years. Realms in which time flows more quickly than that of your realm are referred to (by the inhabitants of your realm) as Deeprealms, and those in which time flows more slowly are referred to (again by the inhabitants of your realm) as Shallowrealms. There is yet another realm on this axis, the Farrealm. This is a realm on the opposite extremity to that of the Corerealm, a realm where time moves so quickly no organic being can call it home. It is where the soul goes when the body dies. (As a rather grotesque fun fact, an Aum type staff opens a rift in realms to pull a soul from the Farrealm back into its former container. It does this by releasing a torrent of souls from itself and pulling back the desired soul and forcing it into the soul's former body. That's right an Aum staff is made by absorbing people's souls. It takes around 1000,000 souls to make an Aum staff) This Farrealm is absent of joy and pleasure however it is also absent of misery and strife and you can spend an eternity with your loved ones, a blessing or a curse? You decide. Now the more mathematically inclined of you may be wondering "Well if that's the X-axis, where is the Y-axis in all of this?" And my dear observant reader I may tell you to put your mind at ease, for now, I shall reveal all. The proverbial Y-axis, being rather difficult to explain in words can be crudely summarised as 'A realm that does not follow our law of creation, but is still the work of the Architects.' These realms include The Realms of Smash Brothers, The Realms of Mario, The Realms of God of War, The Realms of Grand Theft Auto and thousands upon thousands of other Realms. The multiverse is far greater than can be explained by one scholar, so I hope you yourself will ponder and research the many Realms, but keep in mind that the life of a Scholar of the Realms is a lonely one, you may meet lifelong friends in other realms, but you will also lose countless others to the cruel embrace of time, be warned! —A Scholar lost to the Realms
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