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    Archery, Arthurian legend, Nordic mythology, Greco-roman mythology, pointless facts about extinct animals.
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  1. The FE Nonsense Story Thread - Now in Act IV!

    ...disappoint everyone by doing nothing of any real importance, resulting in everyone deciding to go out and order burritoes, except Trump who believes the best taco bowls are made at Trump Tower, and thus leaves for there. Alas the colossal penguin does not heed the old adage and drinks the water. Due to the unfamiliarity with the local water, the penguin is forced to excuse itself from the events while it's system rather messily purges itself. Roy realizes that...
  2. How important is abstinence?

    I've personally always went by a rule of "if I wouldn't want her to be mother my child if something were to happen to me, it's not happening." So basically my argument is, if not marriage. I have a good friend who was raised by a single mother. I cannot describe how much it cost him in life. Not because she was a bad parent, but because of the instability. It may have made him what he is, but still suffers from those decisions.
  3. The FE Nonsense Story Thread - Now in Act IV!

    ...the forest of the landsharks, where he gathered an army of the beasts to form his navy. Alas he failed to understand their ability to swim through water as though it were land was absolutely useless, as it meant they just flopped around on top of the water as if it were solid before dying from lack of dirt passing through their gills. Disappointed, Roy's plan b was to...
  4. It's been said before by others, but my two cents is there's no problem with sword wielding lords. It's just that it would be nice to mix it up a bit. Much like with final bosses. Otherwise the games become too formulaic. Also it's good to play with the archetypes. Look at how Fates threw a curveball by using ninjas instead of cavaliers for the Cain & Abel archetypes, or how Binding Blade's Gotoh archetype was a Swordmaster. That kind of variety applied within reason (no need to throw the baby out with the bath-water) will allow the games to have a little more unique flavor.
  5. I've been posting sporadically for a bit, but hi.

    I've recently started a bit of a marathon run myself. Games I know better (like Shadow Dragon that I did first) get special challenges like Ironman runs or no-grind (if applicable), while ones I'm less familiar with will just be regular runs. Because it's been a while since last time I did New Mystery of the Emblem or Genealogy. But enjoy your stay. I've already learned a bit in being here, it's definitely handy.
  6. The FE Nonsense Story Thread - Now in Act IV!

    ...threw a big American Party (like that scene in that one episode of the clerks animated), the guests included...
  7. The FE Nonsense Story Thread - Now in Act IV!

    ...Bors, Xander, Dave and the Monster of the Grail, who will call "Jeeves" for convenience. Zephiel, realizing that if the monster was in oblivion, so was the Grail, decided to...
  8. I have an odd sense of humour. It's far from all I love about the games, but the Devil Axe will always hold a special place in my heart because I accidentally put it there when affected by it's curse and removal would cause me to bleed out of the fact it got me into the series. That and the time Roro/Legion killed himself in a boss battle. Another axe related example is Rhys and Kieran's B support in Path of Radiance. Which in my head-cannon, is why the devil axe isn't in the game despite being in the code. Kieran was using it for training.
  9. There's a set of videos on youtube by a user "Whoisthisgit". "Hector Killed by a Wall" "More Guys killed by a Wall" & "Yet More Guys killed by a Wall". These videos and the use of the Devil Axe result in comedy gold, as characters die to walls and say death quotes that so poorly fit the situation. The second of them started me on the series, due in part to prior interest from Smash Bros Melee and Brawl, and my sense of humour.
  10. Hi friends! I'm new on here.

    Seeing as I did the intro thread bit pretty recently myself, I extend my welcome. Enter freely and of your own free will, as Stoker once wrote, albeit about more sinister circumstances.
  11. The FE Nonsense Story Thread - Now in Act IV!

    ...the Holy Grail had been destroyed, which was the truth. However Arceus did not buy this story, as it greatly wished to partake of alcoholic beverages mixed with rams blood from this object. So Arceus, summoned Zephiel to...
  12. I noticed this quite early on myself. Kind of makes the CPU opponents predictable if you ask me. My biggest disappointment is how some of the cloning doesn't really fit at all. Owain's C3 involving lightning because of being based off Ryoma is an obvious example. Otherwise, if Minerva is a clone of Camilla as I've heard, that fireball in C4 is sure going to be out of place.
  13. The FE Nonsense Story Thread - Now in Act IV!

    ...look over to see Bors, who was also resurrected has fallen on top of Wendy, Bord and Cord. Thus taking them out of the fight. Morva, due to stupidity has wandered off. This leaves Indiana Jones and crew a clean run to the hat. So...
  14. The FE Nonsense Story Thread - Now in Act IV!

    ...the monster of the grail, who has befriended Indiana Jones after bonding over a mutual hatred of parallel parking. During the Fracas, Roy realizes the Holy Grail is now unguarded...
  15. I've been posting sporadically for a bit, but hi.

    Groose reminds me of Gaston from Beauty and the Beast. But yeah, I've played through every Zelda game (and a chunk of the clones) except those CD-I ones and that stuff done by Satteleview (or however it's spelt). Sword and sorcery is kind of my thing.