Walk around naked?
You have all the ingredients to make coffee, but your coffee maker is broken. There’s a horrible blizzard so you can’t get any coffee at Starbucks. Also, your stove has been acting funny and might explode on you if you use it.
If it’s a girl, spank her; if it’s a boy, hit him.
A close female friend of yours that you don’t want to sleep with is trying to poison you with powerful aphrodisiacs.