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It was a dark and stormy night in the Stadium of Light. The players began arguing - as they were wont to do - then someone cut the lights. In a panic, people began searching for the lightswitch, as a whirlwind of blows came down and screams echoed from every corner of the room. Finally, the room flickered back to life. "I sure hope I wasn't harmed during that. After all, I go back to Tottenham in a week-" began Danny Rose, before noticing the knife in his throat, groaning and sinking to the ground. "Shit, it's Danny!" "Hold up, lads!" said another Sunderland player, and pointed at another body... Keiren [sic] Westwood had fallen to the ground, writhing in agony, seemingly having stabbed himself through the ribs in the darkness. But he had life enough to look up into the faces of his comrades. But it was strange. He seemed almost to transform into someone... better. More talented. Dutch. And there was hate in his eyes. And they found a scrap of material clenched in his fist... No doubt, then, that this was nothing short... of invasion. A typical Tyne-Wear derby, in other words. Have at it. SIGNUPS 1. Kirsche 2. Candeloro 3. SB - Adebayo 'The Beast' Akinfenwa, Slain N2 4. CamTech - Yohan Kebab, Redirector, Slain N2 5. Prims 6. Weapons 7. FFM 8. Belisarius 9. Shin 10. Randa - Adam Johnson, Townie, Lynched D1 11. Paperblade - Papiss Cisse, Watcher, Slain N1 12. Blitz 13. BBM - Gus Poyet, Announcer, Slain N1 14. Rapier - Simon Mignolet, Goalkeeper, Slain N3 15. Strawman 16. scorri 17. Reinfleche/Juliette - Alan Pardew, Gravedigger, Lynched D3 18. Refa - Guy Who Punched A Horse, Grunt Slain N2 19. The Bear 20. Bluedoom - Joe Kinnear, Director, Lynched D2 THE BENCH [spoiler=Rules] 1. No Outside Contact. 2. I'll set up a graveyard for the deceased. 3. Don't quote anything I tell you in private unless I tell you otherwise. This includes your role PM. 4. No screenshots. 5. No editing posts. 6. Post at least once a day, unless you've a good reason. If you do, then tell someone. 7. Apparently tactical modkilling is a thing now. Not on my fucking watch. 8. No night talking. 9. Eclipse has co-mod privileges. [spoiler=Mechanics]1. Inspection results are not guaranteed to be accurate. 2. Vote with ##VERB: USER. Unvote with ##Unvote. Don't hide votes in spoilers or any other way. 3. Days last 72 hours and Nights last 24. If a phase ends early for some reason, you'll get an extension in the following phase equal to the leftover time in the previous phase up to a maximum of 24 hours. 3.1 Days end early if a hammer is reached. 3.2 Nights end early if all actions are in. 4. You need a hammer to lynch. The second failed lynch results in universal loss. Don't be jerks. 4.1 Hammer is the first vote that brings the number of votes on a player to over 50% of all possible votes as determined by me. 5. You can't target yourself. 6. You can target the dead but I can't guarantee anything will happen. 7. The role PM takes precedence over this ruleset, but when in doubt, ask first. 8. No fools/jesters, nor is there a cult. 9. Looking up names/roles will probably not avail you - not every player in the Sunderland's faction is with them at this time, July 2014, and the scum all have Sunderland-aligned aliases. 10. If you aren't town? You'll know about it.