You are you, you're pretty average except for one defining characteristic, you barely know anything about traditional Texas style barbecue.
A.) Learn more about it by going to the library.
B.) Enter a barbecue contest.
C.) Search for a grill master to pass on the ways of the Q.
D.) This really isn't that important, learn how to play piano instead.
E.) Oh, wait, you just remembered you hate Texas, learn about Carolina style barbecue instead.