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Originally conceived in tribute to Mel Brooks's new miniseries History of the World, Part II, here I offer what no other writer's done: Fire Emblem meets 'Borscht Belt' humor (or my close approximation of it), with a bit of something completely different thrown in for good measure. Be warned, some jokes have been slightly tweaked--just in case. They said the worlds of Fire Emblem couldn't get any funnier. They're about to be proven wrong, for better or worse, thanks to two of the great spoof masters. Guest-starring Steve Martin as Theodoric of York: Medieval...Jack-of-All-Trades...and "Weird Al" Yankovic as the head monk of 'the Order of Our Father of Perpetual Refrain'... *Disclaimer: I own nothing of Nintendo, Intelligent Systems, the work(s) of one Melvin Kaminsky and friends, or the work(s) of certain Misters Chapman, Idle, Gilliam, Jones, Cleese, and Palin. I'm just here to be amusing. Additionally, the events depicted are to be imagined in the visual style of DeviantArt user arktoons.* Prologue It was dawn at Askr Castle as the Gatekeeper of Garreg Mach watched the sun rise over the hills from his position at the entrance. Though vigilance was always part of his duty, he made sure to take the time to take in sights like a sunrise, one of those little things that shouldn't be taken for granted. He soon found that he wasn't alone in his musings when the Summoner walked up to him with two steaming mugs in-hand. "Greetings, Summoner!" the Gatekeeper said with a salute. "Nothing to report, so far." "At ease, McCarley," the Summoner said in turn as he handed one of the mugs to the Gatekeeper in question. "And I've told you before, no need to be so formal with me. Kiran'll do just fine." "Er, right, sorry about that," McCarley replied. "Force of habit." "I hear that," Kiran concurred as the two 'clinked' their tea mugs before taking a sip and watching the sunrise. "Never get tired of this, given all that goes on here." "You said it," McCarley affirmed, before a puzzled look appeared on his face. "You see that?" Kiran squinted a bit as he looked in the distance. "Yeah, I do--looks like some guy running this way." "Wonder what from?" McCarley asked. Soon, the figure got closer and closer, his panting growing more audible by the minute. The two could now make out the figure occasionally giving brief looks back, as if trying to see if he was being followed, sometimes stumbling as he went. Finally, their concern grew when the man managed to reach their line of sight, at which point he nearly collapsed at their feet, only to be caught by a surprised Kiran. Unsure at first of what to do, McCarley then offered the panting man his cup of tea, which the man took and almost greedily drank in one gulp, the heat not getting to him at all. Upon closer inspection, the man was old, with white hair and a white beard that went down to his upper chest. He wore a red robe with two white stripes that went down along each side, a small black strip inset on each; the red tunic underneath the robe was held in place by a large black-and-white striped belt, and the man wore sandals on his feet. He also carried a staff akin to the kind shepherds usually held. Given the world he originated from, a thought soon occurred to Kiran. Why does this guy look like Moses? he wondered. And then it came to him--the way the old man appeared before them, his look...It all pointed to one thing. Oh, boy--just when I thought this multiverse couldn't surprise me anymore... McCarley, unaware of the Summoner's thoughts at the moment, was doing his best to help the old man be at ease. "Sir, are you okay? What happened? What were you running from?" The old man dropped the empty mug and clutched desperately at the surprised McCarley's collar, before he answered him, in a nearly-hoarse voice, with one single word: "It's-" [Suggested music: "The Liberty Bell", as recorded by the Band of the Grenadier Guards.] Aior0sS@ggitar!us Proudly Presents: Mel Brooks's Monty Python and the Fire Emblem

I had this idea some weeks back, and not to brag, but it seems so brilliant in its relative simplicity. What do you get when you mix one of the most popular recent Fire Emblem entries... With one of the most, if not the, iconic college comedy films ever made? The answer: National Lampoon's Fire Emblem: Five Animal Houses The setup: A more satirical take on the 'academy phase' of Fire Emblem: Three Houses that sees Garreg Mach as home to not just three student houses--Black Eagles, Blue Lions, and Golden Deer--and the unofficial 'fourth house' in the Ashen Wolves, but with the addition of a fifth. The one with a reputation almost as bad as the Ashen Wolves. The Verdant Varmints, whose animal symbol is a rodent of indeterminate species classification. The students: The students of the Verdant Varmints are, like the Ashen Wolves, an eclectic mix of faces from all three major powers on the continent of Fodlan. (They're also essentially the Deltas transplanted to a Fire Emblem setting.) The more prominent members include: -Erich "Otter" Von Stratten - house leader and handsome, confident 'ladykiller' more notorious than Sylvain and Lorenz combined (also on good terms with the former while the latter finds him disdainful). Casual friends with Claude and Yuri due to their mutual penchant for scheming. Class progression: noble - myrmidon - lord - hero -Donal "Boon" Von Schoens - everyman student of the Verdant Varmints, has a casual friendship with Dmitri, Dedue, Raphael, Ignatz, Caspar, and Bernadetta, who he looks out for like a little sister. Boyfriend of fellow Verdant Varmint student Katya, though their relationship can be as rocky as that of Ferdinand and Dorothea or Sylvain and Ingrid. Class progression: noble (minor house) - soldier - cavalier - paladin -Katya - one of the resident magic-users of the Verdant Varmints, and girlfriend of "Boon". Mutual friends with Dorothea, Ingrid, Annette, Mercedes, Hilda, and Petra, casually acquainted with Edelgard, Marianne, and Hapi. Her relationship with "Boon" can be best described as a series of peaks and valleys. Class progression: noble (minor house) - monk - mage - warlock -Roberto of House Hoover - the most straitlaced of the Verdant Varmints, an affable, kind young man who does his best to respect others. The other main magic user of the Verdant Varmints. On friendly terms with fellow study-hards Lindhardt, Lysithea, Ignatz, and Ashe. Class progression: noble (minor house) - monk - priest - bishop -Johann "Bluto" Blutarski - the wildman of the Verdant Varmints. Rude, crude, and not as bright as his fellow students, yet is the one who initiates new recruits into the house. Frequent sparring partner to Raphael, Leonie, Caspar, Felix, Balthus, and Dmitri, who in spite of Johann's attitude has great respect for his unorthodox fighting style. Class progression: commoner - fighter - brigand - warrior -Daniel "Doombringer" Simpson Day - the most skilled horseman of the Verdant Varmints, as well as an expert on building siege weapons (which earns him the respect of Claude and Edelgard). Class progression: commoner - soldier - cavalier - paladin - bow knight -Laurence "Pinto" Von Kroger - newest initiate into the Verdant Varmint house, alongside best friend Kent "Flounder" Van Dorffmann. Casual friends with Ignatz, Ashe, and Caspar. Winds up developing a relationship with Flayn (much to Seteth's chagrin). Class progression: commoner - myrmidon - archer - sniper -Kent "Flounder" Van Dorffmann - like best friend "Pinto", newest initiate into the Verdant Varmints; also something of a legacy member, as his older brother Frederick was a member during his time as a Garreg Mach student. Gets along well with the 'big eaters' of Garreg Mach (Raphael, Ingrid, and Caspar) as well as with Marianne and Bernadetta over their shared status as gentle souls. Leonie, Raphael and Caspar help him get in shape for his class certifications. Class progression: commoner - fighter - armored knight - fortress knight Roles of certain established characters: -Seteth - the 'Dean Wormer' of the story, though less authoritarian. -Manuela - the 'Marion Wormer', to a lesser degree. (Allows for little variations on iconic Animal House lines like "You can take your thumb out of my rear any time now, Hanneman.") -Dmitri - the 'Doug Neidermeyer', though less hostile to the Verdant Varmints -Edelgard - a rough expy for Babs -Hubert - a rough expy for Greg Marmalard -Constance - a rough expy for Mandy -Caspar - a rough expy for Chip Diller Plot: As stated, a more comedic version of the 'academy phase'. Jeralt and his twin children, Byron and Byleth (known in most merc circles by their collective nickname the 'twin Ashen Demons'), save Edelgard, Dmitri, Claude, and Erich from bandits, and are subsequently brought back to Garreg Mach. Jeralt resumes his post as Captain of the Knights of Seiros, while the twins become the academic leaders of two of the houses on campus. Byron chooses to oversee the Blue Lions, while Byleth, to everyone's surprise, chooses the Verdant Varmints. Byleth, in this role, finds herself challenged beyond what she imagined, between "Otter's" charming slyness and "Bluto's" comically berserk antics, among other things; yet over time, this Ashen Demon learns to really cut loose and have fun thanks to her charges. Of course, the antics of the Verdant Varmints draw Seteth's ire, who seeks to find a way to put the house of 90% troublemakers in their place for good. All the while, the Verdant Varmints stumble onto the respective machinations of Edelgard, Those Who Slither in the Dark, and even Archbishop Rhea herself. It all comes to a head when, on the day that Edelgard (with backup from Thales and co.) attacks the monastery and Rhea leads the rest of the Knights and the student body in its defense...the Varmints ruin everything for both sides when they completely disrupt the battle in a mightily comedic climax. Rhea (flatly, on seeing "Bluto" pop out of the Varmints' unconventionally-designed mobile siege weapon, in full warrior attire): "Oh my goddess." Seteth (resignedly, as "Doombringer" drives the weapon towards the Church and Empire leadership at ramming speed): "I hate those guys." Thales (also resignedly): "For once, we agree on something." The sheer absurdity of what happens is enough to finally crack the stoic façade of Shamir, who bursts out laughing at what the Varmints did to the flow of the battle. Well...whaddya think? Does it have potential?

Whenever a franchise is successful enough, it is inevitable that parodies are made. Sometimes, a later installment of the original franchise, made after the parody, will, with complete seriousness, do something that the parody had already done as a joke, and expect the audience to take it seriously. If you know of any examples of this, list them here. I'll start: 1. In Star Wars Episode 8: The Last Jedi (made in 2017), one plot point has two of the main characters go to a resort planet to find a way to break into an enemy ship, and, upon arriving, they are immediately arrested for a parking violation. In Spaceballs: a Mel Brooks parody of Star Wars made in 1987, there is a funny scene where the main characters break into an enemy base by deliberately committing a parking violation to lure away the guards. 2. In the 2021 Star Wars Spin-off series Book of Boba Fett, there is a scene where, in the background, a Tusken Raider is raking the desert sand for no discernable reason. Again, in Spaceballs, there is a joke where the villains are ordered to search for the main characters in a desert, with the order being "Comb the desert!" and the joke is that they take it literally: they rake the desert sand using giant combs. 3. (Spoilers for the 2015 Bond Movie Spectre, as well as the third Austin Powers movie): If it is just a small moment, no need for a spoiler tag, but if it is a major plot point, please put it in a spoiler tag. If you can't think of any examples to list, feel free to discuss examples that others have already listed.

Download the (FE8) patch here: The Heroes We Deserve Join Chester and his pals as they go on a quest to take down the 'Bad Guys'! This hack includes: -15 chapters with a rotating cast of 'heroes' -The Skills System -Daggers (independent of the weapon triangle) -1.5x exp -Custom art (everything from portraits to item icons) -A comical, non-serious tone -Practically zero character development -...and more! Actual screenshots coming soon™

I wrote a song about one of my favourite Three Houses characters, Sylvain Gautier, to the tune of Carly Simon's You're So Vain. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHtGqEXPz1Y

EDIT: So I decided I'll use this thread for all my photoshopped FEH memes. A Depiction of Wrys (AKA My Masterpiece) Just something I worked on for some time as a joke I wanted to share. This was my first piece on this thread. According to FE memedom, Wrys is a god. The rest speaks for itself. Everything is photoshopped. I think the original piece of art was done by Michaelangelo maybe? The rest is photoshopped from Intelligent System's Fire Emblem Heroes. Created in Sketch on the iOS. EDIT: Yes, the original work - I think it was called "The Creation of Adam" - from the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel was indeed painted by Michaelangelo. In hindsight, I like to think the hand reaching in from the bottom left belongs to Kellam. We all know he's in Heroes after all... Somewhere.... Voting Guantlet Fated Battles. Sigurd vs Arvis (AKA "Charvis") You all know your Arvis roasting Sigurd memes. For those who missed it, Sigurd beat Arvis. I had made a bet to a friend prior that if Sigurd won, I would make this. Glad it happened. XD Found the original image googling "barbecue grill chef" or something. The salt came from googling salt shaker. The rest in this image are all sprites from Intelligent System's Fire Emblem Heroes taken from the Feh Wiki, I think. Credit to thenumberonebacon for the nickname "Charvis." Again, made in Sketch on iOS. Celica casts Rag n' a Rock (AKA "Mila Bless you") A visual pun I've had in mind for a while. I also considered doing a pun with the movie "Thor Ragnarock" but figured I didn't want to do the same joke twice and just stick to the cleverer pun. The base image image of Celica is from Intelligent System's Fire Emblem Heroes taken from Gamepress. Credit to thenumberonebacon for the alt title "Mila Bless You." I found the rock googling "rock transparent background" and the rag by googling "kitchen cloth transparent." Again, made in Sketch on iOS. "How do you like the taste?" (AKA "Chef Walhart of Valm's Kitchen") Titled and inspired by one of Walhart's special trigger dialogue lines. Regrets: Not including Walhart grocery bags in the background and not having Sigurd in the fire. Granted I've already done a Sigurd joke here, and that's more Arvis's thing I used Google to find images of a cooking pot transparent, a laddle, a lobster, an apron, a chef's hat, and this Walhart (art by Intelligent Systems). Everything was, again, thrown together in sketch on iOS High Deliverer (AKA Robin Weeds Out the Competition) The moment I first saw Robin's Epithet I wanted to make a joke about it. I don't normally appreciate drug related jokes, but I had to make an exception for these very clever puns. Regret: Missed opportunity to name the weapon "Blunt Force" XD I used paint.net and the feh stuff github unit builder to create this. I also did some googling to find the blunt, dank shades, leaf, and image of Robin (made by Intelligent Systems).

You are the powerful avatar who aren't satisfied by just have only one S-rank Support. The Lord worries about this since it may potentially affects the morale the troops but can do nothing againts it. So, in order to control the avatar (you), the Lord restricting the avatar to have only one S-rank Support for each type of the class-ranks (excluding the Lord, Bard/Dancer, Songstress, and the frigid Assassin). ********************************************** Please tell your "tales" about you (the avatar) and your "lovers"... Example : Dark Knight, Dark Falcon, Maid, and General decided to contesting their cooking skills for determines who are the best one for avatar about dishes. The avatar still has the meetings with the Lord and the King. When they argued while awaits the avatar, Taguel ate all of the dishes without knew those dishes were for their love-contest.

Hey guys, I've been using Serene's for years, just created an account recently in case any of you wanna see the parody vid I made. If there's a better place to post this please let me know!

My friends and I made a parody to The Lonely Island's "I Just Had Sex" about playing the 3DS demo! youtube.com/watch?v=edpIA4gWZhI

hey guys I am both a fire emblem lover and brony so sometimes I like to put the two together, just sharing what few crossover pictures I've done so far click the pictures for the deviantart pages and their proper resolutions here's a picture of Shining Armor as the black knight as I thought it was a cool idea at the time a request for one of my friends, his pony character Mint dressed up like Leaf these three make a cameo in my FE4 project (the screenshots are outdated) and finally, just finished this one, it's taken a long time but I finally drew one of my favorite characters in FE so if you like the whole pony thing check out the rest of my arts at my various galleries http://lamiaaaa.deviantart.com/ http://www.furaffinity.net/user/lamiaaaa/ https://inkbunny.net/Lamia https://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-lamia