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Moulder in the Ruins had 39/40 HP.

Me: Only 1HP, I don't really care.

Killer Bow!Wight comes along and crits Moulder for 39 damage.

Me: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

Oh man... :blink:

Well it's something to expect...people here underrate luck to much and choose durable characters instead, well, I won't generalize...some do, sorry.

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Innes got stoned in Lagdou 3 with a 15% chance of being hit. Killer Bow!Wight comes along and crits his sorry little Frelian ass.

Me: After all that training of Ewan and Cormag and Dozla...

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

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  • 3 weeks later...

FAILS

My first playthrough, I promoted everyone at Lvl 10

On the level in Eph's route where you take the castle, I spent an hour exp whoring the level. I went up and attacked the boss with my over-trained Seth. He got critted and died one hit.

I missed with a 95% chance. Twice.

Erika died in prologue. Every single person hit her.

I let Vanessa, Lute, Moulder, Natasha and countless others die.

I didn't recruit Amelia.

Dozla had a Devil Axe. He killed himself one hit. "I COULDN'T HAVE ASKED FOR A BETTER ENDING!!!"

WINS

Tana dodged everything thrown at her, Eph's route, in the level you get her. She also got swarmed by archers one time. Every single one missed.

I never get epic wins, except random RNG's. I sucked on my first play-through. Second play-through, so far, I have everyone level 10 at Chapter 5 (haven't started) and haven't used Seth ONCE.

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Fail

- Let sedgard and wolf die in H5

- Ceade as a archer getting killed in one hit by a mage in the arena

- Wil getting killed by a driud who doubled him

- Making sedgar a warrior

- Making barst a warrior

- Making cord into a horsemen

- Giving Marth all my boosters (because he was the lord)

- Maria in general

Wins

-Matthew dogding 10 bolting and a dragon knight and each one could kill him

-Hector capping spd. str. skill.def. and getting good res.

-Lyn getting 5 def. growths out of 10

-Nino plus the water things and she caps all stats

-Eliwood getting outstanding stats

-Let Marth solo the final level with boosters

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Fail

- Let sedgard and wolf die in H5

- Ceade as a archer getting killed in one hit by a mage in the arena

- Wil getting killed by a driud who doubled him

- Making sedgar a warrior

- Making barst a warrior

- Making cord into a horsemen

- Giving Marth all my boosters (because he was the lord)

- Maria in general

Wins

-Matthew dogding 10 bolting and a dragon knight and each one could kill him

-Hector capping spd. str. skill.def. and getting good res.

-Lyn getting 5 def. growths out of 10

-Nino plus the water things and she caps all stats

-Eliwood getting outstanding stats

-Let Marth solo the final level with boosters

Fe8. :facepalm:

And to not make this post completely worthless:

Fail:

Joshua didn't max speed. :blink:

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FAILS:

1% critical against the Demon King >_<

1% critical in the Lagdou Ruins 2nd to final chapter

1% criticals in general

Joshua missed a 94% hit with 40 critical while a skeleton criticaled at 8% hit 1% critical and killed me Joshua

No gain level ups

Syrene

etc.

etc.

etc.

5 30% hits against Gilliam in a row

Had EVERYONE to LV 20 'cept Fado and Lyon, lost Lagdou ruins... most were butchered... none had LV 20 in the end...

WINS:

Joshua criticaled Demon King with a 10% chance and weakened him to 30 life

Gilliam did the armor block twice in a row against a Arch Mogall :D

thats about it... AND I'VE WON THE GAME 30 TIMES!!!

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Sorry to double post, but I thought this was hilarious.

Also, the Ephraim box is also blocking out Knoll, who just got hit and is at 5 HP.

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I plan to save Knoll with Vanessa, since they probably won't be able to reach her, and save Ephraim with Duessel.

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Erika died in prologue. Every single person hit her.

That happend to me too. It was my first attempt at Hard Mode, and I've never touched it since.

Also:

FAIL

Vanessa got criticaled by a suitably low % in one of the later floors of the ruins. I had to start the whole thing over again, and I'd played for several hours straight to get there! Argh!

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Tomahawk Phantom killing Formortiis. EP1C!

Lyon, Eirika, Ephraim, Orson and Glen all getting Stoned on the same turn. PHA1L!

How is that possible? Phantoms rarely even damage him even if they we3re maxed out.

Another win.

Myrrh getting a perfect level up with +2 to HP and Def.

EDIT: 1 moar win and a fail.

Fighting a totally defenseless Carlyle (I wasted his Wind Sword with Seth and L'Arachel healing)

Level 2 Great Lord Eirika with 8 Def

How did Myrrh get +2 in stat gains?

Oh about Eirika, if it makes you feel better, my friends Eirika had 8 Str as a LVL 2 Great Lord, he promoted her at lvl 6!

With growth rates over 100%.

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Epic failure(the first time I play):

-Gilliam get killed.

-I didn't promoted Franz

-Lute died, too. (poor Lute)

-I fail at getting Rennac.

And more... Just can't remember.

Epic Win:

-The E twins both get max Skl and Spd.

-NatashaXJoshua.

-TanaXEphairm

-Eirika and Seth

-finish the game in 3 weeks. :lol:

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