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His favorite anime list does not include Anti Demon Ninjas.

2 hours ago, Espurrhoodie said:

Srsly someone explain.

There is a love triangle going on between Reinhardt, Eldigan and Xander, with the latter two fighting for Reinhardt's attention. Originally, it was Eldigan and Reinhardt, but things did not work out very well. Xander came along and is more compatible with Reinhardt so they had a thing for a while. However, Eldigan, Reinhardt's old flame, is still feeling the burning passion for Reinhardt, and Eldigan and Xander duked it out. Reinhardt cannot bear to see his two lovers fighting each other like that and used the power of Dire Thunder to stimulate both their swords at the same time to calm them down. Then they decided to put their differences aside to fight crime. Berkut and Camus joined their team later and they learned from Cynthia about how important battle poses are in boosting morale and striking fear into the enemy, so they emulated Power Rangers' battle poses. They also learned from Anna and Caeda that sex appeal sells and can seduce enemies into allies, so they decided to wear bikinis as their uniform.

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3 hours ago, XRay said:

His favorite anime list does not include Anti Demon Ninjas.

There is a love triangle going on between Reinhardt, Eldigan and Xander, with the latter two fighting for Reinhardt's attention. Originally, it was Eldigan and Reinhardt, but things did not work out very well. Xander came along and is more compatible with Reinhardt so they had a thing for a while. However, Eldigan, Reinhardt's old flame, is still feeling the burning passion for Reinhardt, and Eldigan and Xander duked it out. Reinhardt cannot bear to see his two lovers fighting each other like that and used the power of Dire Thunder to stimulate both their swords at the same time to calm them down. Then they decided to put their differences aside to fight crime. Berkut and Camus joined their team later and they learned from Cynthia about how important battle poses are in boosting morale and striking fear into the enemy, so they emulated Power Rangers' battle poses. They also learned from Anna and Caeda that sex appeal sells and can seduce enemies into allies, so they decided to wear bikinis as their uniform.

Okay, interesting, but where did they get the boobs?

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Seemingly still hasn't.

No offense if you like Fates, I personally didn't, I respect people's opinions and don't get my panties in a twist because someone likes something I don't.

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Knows that Thousand Arrows can even hit Flying types, Levitators, and Air Balloon users - the usual answers to Ground moves, which only leaves Grass and Bug types as answers to it. Of course, those two types have issues...

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Did not evolve.

On 1/5/2019 at 12:17 PM, Espurrhoodie said:

Okay, interesting, but where did they get the boobs?

It is a secret. I would normally charge for such information, but as fellow Serenes Foresters, I will give it out for free.

The My Little Pony Friendship is Magic team could not figure out why they are not violently twisting off turning as many enemy heads as Camilla and Loki, even though they are wearing skimpier clothing. They consulted Camilla and Loki, but the beauties warned them that it could cost some them their most valuable possessions as it had cost them, and the beauties cautiously referred them to another Anna and gave them a Member Card. They traveled through the Outrealms to reach an Anna's secret shop. Anna inspected their member card and let them in, where she told them very important information...

Spoilers for top secret, super confidential, reality warping, ancient eldritch, forbidden esoteric knowledge:

Spoiler

Before Anna began imparting her knowledge, as a fan of Fire Emblem Heroes, she demanded Orbs for payment: preferably Orbs marinated in blood, sweat, and tears. Unlike summoners and Kirans, the ponies do not know how to obtain valuable Orbs. Anna offered them a chance to exchange their most valuable possessions into Orbs via dark magic, but it would be a painful process. The ponies pressed further and inquired what the process entails, but Anna will not reveal any more information as the surprise is one of the ingredients needed to fuel the process. The ponies hesitated a moment and discussed amongst themselves if it was worth it, but they all agreed that personal sacrifices must be made in order to be Heroes just like in Fire Emblem Heroes. They told Anna they were ready, and Anna immediately reaped their happiness, future, and all potential children from their groins.

The ponies screamed and howled terribly in complete utter surprise, sharp unbearable agony, and empty dreadful hopelessness. Their mental and physical anguish ignited and fueled the dark magic ritual as it tore through their minds, bodies, and souls into shreds ground them into powder to extract a few spoonfuls as essence. The ritual then distilled the mixture of minds, bodies, and souls in hell fire to separate components, and using the hell fire to weld the individuals back together. The ritual then smelted the spoonfuls of essence and refined it further with fel flame fueled by their remaining suffering, turning it into a gelatinous substance and divided it into ten pieces. With their bodies reformed, the ritual placed the pieces into their chest and turned the body into an oven to bake the pieces of a month with the residual heat from the hell fire and fel flame. The heat activated the pieces and made it grow and rise until it is light, soft, bouncy, and pleasing to the touch, with the very tip at the top lightly seared so it is a bit harder with a different color to give it an attractive visual and sensual contrast.

A person's happiness, future, and all potential children from their groin is the price to procure Goddess Anna's blessing. The suffering is the price to fuel the dark magic ritual. And that is how Goddess Anna invented and created boobs.

And what did Anna do about the ponies' happiness, future, and all potential children that came from their groins? Since they came marinated in blood, sweat, and tears it is a simple process of transmuting them into Orbs via alchemy using the lingering suffering as energy. She then shoved the Orbs down the throats of Nintendo's and Intelligent System's executives which they gleefully swallowed as the aroma of blood, sweat, and tears, stimulated their never ending greed and hunger. Anna then used another portal to travel into the far future to Hel where the executives go to after death. Anna then asked Eir to butcher the executives with Lyfjaberg to obtain their filet mignon, and Anna allows Eir to keep the rest of their bodies as payment for her troubles. Anna then goes home to cook filet mignon in Surtr grease that came from his bacon fat. The aroma from Anna's cooking easily attracts the attention of many 5* Heroes and eagerly joined her Barracks just so they can have a taste of those delicious filet mignon.

Anyways, the ponies finally woke from their long slumber...

...and when they went outside of Anna's secret shop, the Nine Worlds and all of Outrealms became mesmerized by their boobs. Lots of bad guys twisted their heads so violently when they tried to look at the ponies that they twisted their heads off and died. Justice was served like a feast that day.

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