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I'm your right kidney, AND I'M STAGING A REVOLT!

yay another person has joined, but now I need a left kidney...

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I'm your right kidney, AND I'M STAGING A REVOLT!

yay another person has joined, but now I need a left kidney...

Not really. I just killed your left kidney in a fit of revolutionary fervor! I'll kill or convert all of your vital organs, and then you and your extremities will see your folly in ignoring us! Finally the oppressed organs which give you life will be given the respect they deserve!

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I'm your right kidney, AND I'M STAGING A REVOLT!

yay another person has joined, but now I need a left kidney...

Not really. I just killed your left kidney in a fit of revolutionary fervor! I'll kill or convert all of your vital organs, and then you and your extremities will see your folly in ignoring us! Finally the oppressed organs which give you life will be given the respect they deserve!

hey thats not nice

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I'm your right kidney, AND I'M STAGING A REVOLT!

yay another person has joined, but now I need a left kidney...

Not really. I just killed your left kidney in a fit of revolutionary fervor! I'll kill or convert all of your vital organs, and then you and your extremities will see your folly in ignoring us! Finally the oppressed organs which give you life will be given the respect they deserve!

hey thats not nice

Down with the pigs of the upper class! We demand rights for organs!

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I'm your right kidney, AND I'M STAGING A REVOLT!

yay another person has joined, but now I need a left kidney...

Not really. I just killed your left kidney in a fit of revolutionary fervor! I'll kill or convert all of your vital organs, and then you and your extremities will see your folly in ignoring us! Finally the oppressed organs which give you life will be given the respect they deserve!

hey thats not nice

Down with the pigs of the upper class! We demand rights for organs!

what do you want me to do, donate a kidney?

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I'm your right kidney, AND I'M STAGING A REVOLT!

yay another person has joined, but now I need a left kidney...

Not really. I just killed your left kidney in a fit of revolutionary fervor! I'll kill or convert all of your vital organs, and then you and your extremities will see your folly in ignoring us! Finally the oppressed organs which give you life will be given the respect they deserve!

hey thats not nice

Down with the pigs of the upper class! We demand rights for organs!

what do you want me to do, donate a kidney?

We can steal it too.

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I hereby claim this Liver in the name of the Revolution! Redistribution of bodily resources! Onwards comrades, we march to the brain!

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I'm your right kidney, AND I'M STAGING A REVOLT!

yay another person has joined, but now I need a left kidney...

Not really. I just killed your left kidney in a fit of revolutionary fervor! I'll kill or convert all of your vital organs, and then you and your extremities will see your folly in ignoring us! Finally the oppressed organs which give you life will be given the respect they deserve!

hey thats not nice

Down with the pigs of the upper class! We demand rights for organs!

what do you want me to do, donate a kidney?

We can steal it too.

I like where my kidneys are right now.

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Well I won't be there for very long! Soon my comrades and I shall seize complete control of this body, and then shall begin a new era of peace, land, and bread!

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Well I won't be there for very long! Soon my comrades and I shall seize complete control of this body, and then shall begin a new era of peace, land, and bread!

no, no, no, nOnonononnonononnononononononononononononononononononnononononoooooooooooooooooo! *Takes a pill that kills anything harmful inside my body. Nagi help I am being attacked!

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*Turns into a dragon* *Sneezes on Infidels*

thank you, our empire is once again victorius!

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*Takes a pill that kills anything harmful inside my body.

Here lies Oujay. May he rest in peace after committing suicide.

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And i choose...*dies from cocaine*

Edited by Nagi

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And i choose...*dies from cocaine*

the running babies ressurect you.

gotta go, bye

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*Turns into a dragon* *Sneezes on Infidels*

thank you, our empire is once again victorius!

YOU FOOL! WE ORGANS ARE THE ONLY THING KEEPING YOU ALIVE! YOU'VE KILLED YOURSELF!

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But then they aren't harmful and thus weren't affected by the pill?

Eukaryote.

Edit: SHIT that random word wasn't supposed to be relevant

Edited by Xeld

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Well I won't be there for very long! Soon my comrades and I shall seize complete control of this body, and then shall begin a new era of peace, land, and bread!

no, no, no, nOnonononnonononnononononononononononononononononononnononononoooooooooooooooooo! *Takes a pill that kills anything harmful inside my body. Nagi help I am being attacked!

What is it lol

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