Wen Yang Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 Use ! Pretty please with a spoonful of sugar and cream on top. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted January 8, 2012 Author Share Posted January 8, 2012 (edited) Speaking of manly, here I am! That's right, it's another chapter! Previously on Let's Rage: FE8, Eirika found some more mooks and recaptured a castle, using Seth, a shota and some fat guy. Apparently the castle doesn't have any soldiers left but I get two units out of good faith. I forgot about the world map. It scared me. Why do all peg knights live on celery? Manly. You're in. Because he clearly needs them to save his own hide... jerk. Two people make a party not. Moulder clearly doesn't trust you. I don't blame him. No. Moulder, you go instead. Stop telling me what to do! Because he's tall enough to see over a mountain! I like mine with crumpets! Really loud ones! That's what she said. Wait, why are they running away? There's only one guy there! What about the dragon who stabbed Seth? That was a dilemma! # His name was Shin. Oh wait, I was going to rescue you! Hm... 8 con? He's a big boy. He's also got horrible stats. Bench! Now that's manly. You're in! Name drop! Why do you kill everything! Curse you, Eirika! You are forgiven. Curse you, Gilliam! You stink! Where are my trousers? The shota is ours! I don't know! I'm forgetful! Who am I again? So... old and... what? That was uncalled for! Oh, how polite! Seth is not amused. Vanessa eventually rescues Ross. Gilliam fails at fighting some brigands, proving he's not invincible. I rescue the villages and save the day! Name LV XP HP ST SK SP LK DF RS Weapon Levels Eirika 04/-- 14 19 05 10 11 07 04 02 SD -- -- -- Seth XX/02 08 31 15 13 13 13 11 08 SA LA -- -- Franz 02/-- 48 21 07 05 07 03 07 01 SE LD -- -- Van 01/-- 34 17 05 07 11 04 06 05 -- LD -- -- Mould 03/-- 34 20 04 06 09 01 02 05 -- -- -- SC Garcia 04/-- 00 28 08 07 07 03 05 01 -- -- AC -- Gilliam 04/-- Bench Ross 01/-- Bench 7/14 Amelia will be the mightiest something ever! Introducing the curse chart! Let's see who gets the most! Eirika : 2 Ephraim : 1 Franz: 1 Gilliam: 1 Edited January 8, 2012 by Dokutayuu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 If you count curses from drafts I think I win I always forget to rescue Ross too, haha. I'm betting on Ephraim having the most curses, since he hasn't even appeared, and is already at one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caliban of Sycorax Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 Ross actually isn't that bad if you bother training him. Of course, this seems like a LTC playthrough so you probably should ignore low leveled/slow units. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted January 9, 2012 Author Share Posted January 9, 2012 Ross actually isn't that bad if you bother training him. Of course, this seems like a LTC playthrough so you probably should ignore low leveled/slow units. I'm only listing turncounts for the sake of it. It's more of a blind stumble, although I have the mighty Garcia to rely on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 If you count curses from drafts I think I win I always forget to rescue Ross too, haha. I'm betting on Ephraim having the most curses, since he hasn't even appeared, and is already at one! No, JB wins for being JB. This has got to be the most polite raging I've ever seen. Carry on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted January 9, 2012 Author Share Posted January 9, 2012 Polite? How dare you! Previously on Let's Rage: FE8, we see our team find some old guy and his punk son. After much fighting, Gilliam decides to retire and is replaced by the mighty Garcia. We chase the punk, because that's what we do when people steal our stuff! Because some shifty guy took it. Maybe that's a hint to relocate. A blue haired guy with funny eyes? That could be anyone! What were you expecting? Pandas? No. Trying to sell them real estate in Thracia. Holy Trout! A talking tree! Or a girl... that works too. And no, we're rapists. I think we've been spotted. Curse you, Seth! Franz is the ma-... boy. Why am I using child soldiers? Hey it's that jerk! Plus, I saw you! It works better when you're closer together. Better question. What were you doing? Holy pudding of Norfolk! His face changed! Curse you, Vanessa! Curse you, Garcia! Oh yeah! Good work, Moldy! Seth cares not for weapon disadvantage... but that hole in the floor is something. Stolen! I'm quite sure you'd need a guide wyvern. Keep your trousers on, please! Please, stop it! Curse you, Seth! You stole my line! And please put your trousers back on. But then Seth... Well... I guess it's not just Eirika. Matching bracelets, how pretty. He didn't do anything with Colm! Woo! This part looks boring... SKIP! I'm sure nothing happened! Simple stuff, doors are for wimps. Neimi recruits Colm and Eirika gets the boss. Name LV XP HP ST SK SP LK DF RS Weapon Levels Eirika 06/-- 21 20 05 12 13 08 06 02 SD -- -- -- Seth XX/02 13 31 15 13 13 13 11 08 SA LA -- -- Franz 03/-- 80 22 08 05 08 03 07 01 SE LD -- -- Van 02/-- 82 18 06 08 11 05 06 06 -- LD -- -- Mould 03/-- 78 20 04 06 09 01 02 05 -- -- -- SC Garcia 04/-- 22 28 08 07 07 03 05 01 -- -- AC -- Colm 02/-- 33 18 04 04 10 08 03 01 SE -- -- -- Neimi 01/-- Bench 10/24 Curse Chart Eirika : 2 Ephraim : 1 Franz: 1 Gilliam: 1 Seth: 1 Garcia: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 Holy pudding of Norfolk! His face changed! Holy p...what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted January 10, 2012 Author Share Posted January 10, 2012 (edited) Last time on Let's Rage: FE8, our brave morons decided to hunt down some bandits to rescue a bracelet! Funny thing is, they didn't even have it! We join our heroes in the woods, Eirika is continuing her bizarre search for her brother... who is yet to appear outside of a flashback It's the beginning of a chapter, and you say that? A wild Pokemon has appeared! Zombies and eyeballs. Duh! Stupidity is contagious. Apparently she does. Hey, that's my duh! And no, that makes you a nerd! We'll see about that. I'm liking you less and less already. And get murdered? Who is this jerk? Oh good. Time for some Hols-... Wait. He's activated continue? Seth breaks the fourth wall! Curse you, Garcia! Curse you, Colm! Yo. It's a shame the same can't be said for you. And of massive ego! Go on, show me. ... that almost warrants a curse. Curse you, Lute! Oh no! It's Crash's girlfriend! And Crash himself? Best of luck with that plan. Wait, but that will take longer! Curse you, L'Arachel! Why so surprised? Who said thieves stink? This day gets better and better. That kill wasn't for you! Stop breaking stuff on your face! Curse you, Seth! You killed two of them... jerk. Someone's paranoid. Fabulous? You almost died! Well that was a short game. Next on the agenda, Hello Kitty Island! Oh? Someone's here to kill us? They're taking a nap. Crash is a chav? I didn't ask! Great work, Crash. Quick, to the ham mobile! Vanessa goes off to find Lute. Colm and Garcia kill off the stuff in the top corner. Franz and Eirika get into trouble but Seth and Moldy managed to bail them out. The boss kills itself on Seth. Who doubles it and ORKO's with an Iron Lance. Curse you, Seth! Name LV XP HP ST SK SP LK DF RS Weapon Levels Eirika 07/-- 57 21 05 13 13 08 06 02 SC -- -- -- Seth XX/03 21 31 15 14 13 14 12 08 SA LA -- -- Franz 05/-- 12 24 09 06 08 04 08 01 SE LD -- -- Van 03/-- 92 18 07 09 12 05 06 06 -- LD -- -- Moldy 04/-- 22 21 04 06 09 01 03 06 -- -- -- SC Garcia 05/-- 18 28 09 08 07 03 06 01 -- -- AC -- Colm 03/-- 36 18 05 05 11 09 04 01 SE -- -- -- Lute 01/-- Bench Arthur 03/-- Bench 5/29 Curse Chart Seth: 3 Eirika : 2 Garcia: 2 Ephraim : 1 Franz: 1 Gilliam: 1 Colm: 1 Lute: 1 L'Arachel: 1 Edited January 10, 2012 by Dokutayuu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor Odinson Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 (edited) Seth: "What, it's not my fault they just bounce off my many pecs and die." //proceeds to Eirika Edited January 10, 2012 by Luminescent Blade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 GARCIA WILL NOT DISAPPOINT YOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 Nessie has been getting some absolutely sexy level-ups. PLEASE CONTINUE MY DEAR NESSIE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rapier Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 @Mulan I have BE A MAN stuck in my head now. :P Mulan! I swear, you're a genius, Doku! I dislike FE8, but... That's simply awesome that makes me want to play it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBHood217 Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 Curse you, Lute! Why did Nino dye her hair? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 More? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted January 16, 2012 Author Share Posted January 16, 2012 Never! Wait? Why did nobody notice them before the previous chapter? That's a stupid hat. Wait... are you... Should have gone to Specsavers. OK! Back on track! You might want to work on the whole charming thing. Even you saw that coming? I think he needs a hug. So is he meant to follow you or not? Rule number one. No stupid flashbacks about your brother! No more about your stinking brother! Cool, we'll simply go around... Dang! They found us already! Oh, never mind, it's just a stalker. Yes, just head towards the red guys and you'll find her. Oh no, they found us for real this time! Thanks, Captain Obvious. Watch out, she might staff you to death. That's not a bad idea. You haven't even said anything! Evil emperors? Preposterous! Look how great Hardin and Alvis were! Maybe if you listened for once, you'd know these things! Because a teenage girl is scarier than soldiers... on second thought, that might be right. Well, I suppose that's a valid question. Would it really take that long to tell her your name? Well, that explains Vanessa's hair. Well why aren't you using your "wealth" to help poor Vanessa? Oh no! Some fat guy! Hands off my stuff! Gee whizz. A myrmidon with a killing edge. How on earth am I meant to recruit him... I'm not sure about this tactic. Well, might as well give it a shot... I don't like how this is going! Why not just play a children's card game, that would make more sense! Moron. and the answer is... Great, he's blind and stupid. What a wonderful combination. Natasha seems to be the only sane character, she's edging away from the bench. Curse you, Franz! I'm surprised, it's been a while since I last cursed someone. And now you're a smelly old man with no eyes. That's your future, Seth! Nah. OK. Let's see how Mr Gamblepants does. Curse you, Joshua! BENCH! Hardly. Most of the enemies killed themself on Seth. Geez, Seth. Even Eirka had figured that out. This better be good. Gasp! For love of all that is Delmud, why can't you understand anything! Let's see, evil emperor, ancient evil... beats me! Franz and Colm head west, Colm taking on the axe moron, Franz dancing up the side. Seth could have made this chapter quicker, but that would be silly. All the huts were rescued! Name LV XP HP ST SK SP LK DF RS Weapon Levels Eirika 09/-- 60 21 07 13 14 10 06 03 SC -- -- -- Seth XX/03 55 31 15 14 13 14 12 08 SA LA -- -- Franz 07/-- 03 26 09 06 09 06 08 01 SD LD -- -- Van 05/-- 14 19 08 10 12 07 07 07 -- LD -- -- Moldy 04/-- 89 21 04 06 09 01 03 06 -- -- -- SC Garcia 05/-- 97 28 09 08 07 03 06 01 -- -- AC -- Colm 04/-- 52 19 05 05 11 10 04 02 SE -- -- -- Joshua 05/-- Bench Natasha 01/-- Bench 8/37 Curse Chart Seth: 3 Eirika : 2 Garcia: 2 Franz: 2 Ephraim : 1 Gilliam: 1 Colm: 1 Lute: 1 L'Arachel: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
13th Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Oh no! Some fat guy! OH NO, ITS GHEB'S YOUNGER, SKINNIER BROTHER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blitz Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 looking very forward to the next one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted January 17, 2012 Author Share Posted January 17, 2012 And here it is! Previously on Let's Rage: FE8, we recruited a sane cleric and a swordsman in need of eyewear. However! Things are weird, and for some reason I've got different characters! Will they meet my expectations? Will they fill me with rage? Why am I asking these questions? I know the answer! That's not clever, just find him in the woods! I still don't get it! Run, Ephraim! He'll do horrible things to you! Like deforestation! Hm... a traitor? Now... who could it be? Hey look, Red and Green! I also get to meet this Ephraim jerk for the first time. Well, that's unfortunate. Starve. It looks like being stuck in the woods has driven him insane. Ephraim's insanity often gets in the way of his planning. Well, you are in Grado territory. Considering you have three men left and have no supplies. Again, you have three men left! Forde does not approve. Walking in through the front door? How bold! Good question. What's Kyle doing behind you? You remember FE11's prologue? Yeah! Has he come to his senses? But... self.. prese-... never mind! Charge! They noticed you straight away. Curse you, Ephraim! Nice stats. Holy fudge! Another Seth! Uh oh... Don't worry, he lives. Nice! You're hired! Apparently everyone else thinks Ephraim is brilliant! Bench. Someone who also thinks Ephraim is an idiot. Can I recruit him? Yep. What?!? Kyle, you're getting the bench for sure. Even if your offscreen level up was amazing! If this half was so easy, why did you struggle so much outside? Wait, that's not good news! Curse you, Ephraim! Your plan was horrible! Don't close your eyes! You might give him ideas! Come on! Even you think he's brilliant? I don't see how he could mess this one up... I wonder what... Well... what's your plan? Run away like a little girl? Wait... Unfortunately, Ephraim was facing east. Orson goes to get the shiny things, Ephraim leads his pawns to the throne. He actually dodges some dangerous attacks. Orson turns up and Kyle gets the kill. Name LV XP HP ST SK SP LK DF RS Weapon Levels Ephraim 07/-- 18 26 10 11 12 10 07 04 -- LC -- -- Orson XX/03 21 34 15 13 11 04 13 07 SA LA -- -- Forde 09/-- 78 27 09 09 09 08 08 02 SD LC -- -- Kyle 08/-- Bench 15/52 Curse Chart Seth: 3 Ephraim : 3 Eirika : 2 Garcia: 2 Franz: 2 Gilliam: 1 Colm: 1 Lute: 1 L'Arachel: 1 15/52 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacLovin Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Use GK forde and Assaisin Marisa/Druid Knoll/Ranger Gerik. Your choice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Did you miss the memo about how he's using units he wants to use and fuck us all? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 HE'S USING GARCIA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted January 18, 2012 Author Share Posted January 18, 2012 I'm quite open to suggestions, however, if a unit crosses me, they're facing the bench. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 I'd like to see you try raising Amelia. Keep her as a Recruit, if you can. Abuse the Tower to get her to promote from base class? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted January 18, 2012 Author Share Posted January 18, 2012 I'd like to see you try raising Amelia. Keep her as a Recruit, if you can. Abuse the Tower to get her to promote from base class? I need no towers! I'll get her promoted, even if it kills me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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