Loki Laufeyson Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 This is pretty hilarious and amazing stuff. Good jorb! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 I see a lack of impolite language in this log. In penance, you must change your avatar to Kiyo. Just because. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titamon Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 Garcia will disappoint you tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted January 21, 2012 Author Share Posted January 21, 2012 (edited) Garcia shall never disappoint me! Previously on Let's Rage: FE8, we actually got to meet this Ephraim jerk, who everybody think is a genius. His cunning plan failed for some reason, I wonder why. Currently, we see Eirika wandering aimlessly, trying to find her brother. However, all is not good! How on earth is everybody finding her? Is she that obvious? Who she didn't notice at all. Why did you meet in the middle of a field? Do I smell treachery? Bang on! Wow, this guy's serious! Uh... Eirika is really really bad at hiding! Isn't he charming? Apparently so. But he probably doesn't need help. Oh yeah, hahaha! Seth's lance could probably stab through her! Never seen her before. Oh, she's a hostage! Seth, why the waffle are you so fixated on that bracelet? It's not like it's a major plot device. Wait... that wasn't... We might as well keep the bracelet then. Don't change the topic! Well, I guess they might... Quiet! Let the grown-ups finish talking! It depends if I feel like a LTC or not. Jerk. That's a lot of enemies. I really shouldn't have benched so many units. Yeah! Yeah! Garcia is a real man. ... Word. Curse you, Garcia! Curse you, Vanessa! You're lucky you have unique utility! Moldy can fight too. Not good! However! I see an obvious solution. If Seth misses... Nope. I'll do it for you! He's still probably broken. Well, that's ni-... You disgusting person! No thanks, I already have Franz. When you come of age... What's a sacred stone again? Why not just hide it somewhere less obvious? Now that's just stupid! Vanessa, Moldy and Garcia head south for XP, the others head up. Garcia really impresses me, killing a lot of stuff. However, I get surrounded, so I end it with Seth on turn 6. Name LV XP HP ST SK SP LK DF RS Weapon Levels Eirika 10/-- 39 23 08 13 14 11 06 04 SC -- -- -- Seth XX/04 37 32 15 14 14 14 12 09 SA LA -- -- Franz 08/-- 33 26 10 07 10 06 08 01 SD LD -- -- Van 06/-- 53 20 08 10 12 07 07 07 -- LC -- -- Moldy 05/-- 46 21 05 06 10 02 03 06 -- -- -- SC Garcia 08/-- 74 30 11 10 07 03 07 01 -- -- AC -- Colm 06/-- 08 19 05 06 13 10 07 02 SD -- -- -- 6/58 Curse Chart Seth: 3 Ephraim : 3 Garcia: 3 Eirika : 2 Franz: 2 Gilliam: 1 Colm: 1 Lute: 1 L'Arachel: 1 Vanessa: 1 Edited January 21, 2012 by Dokutayuu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 Good work, Dr. Shin! You never disappoint me! there, happier? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted January 22, 2012 Author Share Posted January 22, 2012 (edited) Good work, Dr. Shin! You never disappoint me! there, happier? Yes! Last time on Let's Rage: FE8, we saved three random people from a spider. They gave us their first born, as well as some weird arrowy thing. Now, Eirika's set on saving her Gary Stu brother, unless he's already rescued himself! That's a good start. Well, that means we can't steal Ephraim's plan. Sure. Although you might get benched if you do badly. We? Keep the bench warm please. Sure, why not? Hahaha! Not until you've done your homework! What good will that do? Oh! Rouse! Moldy to the rescue! Curse you, Garcia! Well, that fight achieved a lot. It helps if you look where you're firing! Curse you, Vanessa! Huh? I think you have a problem... She caught you again, didn't she? We all know what you mean by your lance arm. I don't even need to say anything. You call this a boss? It can barely tickle her! Their aim stinks and they deal virtually no damage. What do you think? His chances aren't good. Your brother is in the other castle! Being starved has caused me to go blind. Knowing him he dug himself out with spoons. Nah. They must have roused themselves! With a face like his, he's doomed. Somewhere in the castle! Pretty much just trawling through. I tried to avoid letting Seth do too much. Colm was a real man and stole the Energy Ring. Name LV XP HP ST SK SP LK DF RS Weapon Levels Supports Eirika 11/-- 83 24 08 14 15 11 07 05 SB -- -- -- Seth C Seth XX/04 47 32 15 14 14 14 12 09 SA LA -- -- Eirika C Franz 10/-- 78 28 09 08 10 06 10 02 SD LC -- -- Van 08/-- 50 21 08 11 12 07 07 08 -- LC -- -- Moldy 06/-- 23 23 06 07 10 02 04 06 -- -- -- SB Garcia 09/-- 52 31 11 10 07 04 07 01 -- -- AC -- Colm 07/-- 44 19 05 06 14 10 07 02 SD -- -- -- 10/68 Curse Chart Garcia: 4 Seth: 3 Ephraim : 3 Eirika : 2 Franz: 2 Vanessa: 2 Gilliam: 1 Colm: 1 Lute: 1 L'Arachel: 1 Edited January 22, 2012 by Dokutayuu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
13th Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 Your brother is in the other castle! Being starved has caused me to go blind. Knowing him he dug himself out with spoons. Nah. They must have roused themselves! With a face like his, he's doomed. Somewhere in the castle! I laughed through this entire section. I am still laughing. Curse Chart Garcia: 4 Seth: 3 Ephraim : 3 Eirika : 2 Franz: 2 Vanessa: 2 Gilliam: 1 Colm: 1 Lute: 1 L'Arachel: 1 Needs moar Larchy curses. And more Seth curses. Because Seth is so fun to curse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 L'Arachel's only showed up once. How would she have more curses, exactly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
13th Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 I don't know, Integ. But she needs more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 Yes! Garcia has climbed to the top of the curse charts! He's catching up to me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 Just for that, Garcia's gonna gain a ton of speed. Just you watch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted January 23, 2012 Author Share Posted January 23, 2012 Horace, I don't think he could do enough to reach your level. Previously on Let's Rage: FE8, we rushed towards the castle that held Ephraim captive, with only a few more men than Ephraim had! Our good friend Orson has showed us the way, and all should be cool! What a pal, even after all torture he was put through, he still came with us. And even directions! I think I'll bench Seth for you. Such a downer, Seth. Jealous much? Don't feel bad, Orson! You did your best! Why not just break the thing and have it over and done with? Good idea, Orson! You're just the guy for the job! Yep, definitely jealous. Well... uh... You must be seduced! Curse you, Orson! You've betrayed me! I never saw it coming! Have we met before? Well, considering he's a moron... Surely he couldn't be that... Curse you, Ephraim! Why are we even here? But isn't that the only way out of the castle? Won't you all starve? Why didn't you blow them up instead? Horses aren't good at swimming. Seth has an answer... Yep. What? He is here after all? Curse you, Ephraim! We'll do it by throwing rubber chickens at them! I'm no doctor, but that's not meant to be there. It seems Forde and Kyle were planning to run away with the loot, until Orson decided he'd betray Ephraim first. Oh no! Square attack! Moulder. One of the few units I haven't cursed. Eat that, Horace! Hey, that's mine! Restolen. Obviously the golden axe was mine. You need to stop making a habit of this. Nergal awaits you on Dread Isle! Well, free stuff is tempting... I'm so cunning, that I figured out that you'd try to come and save me, so I escaped in order to come back to rescue you! That's nice. It let me stroke my ego! Yo. I hope the big boys haven't been teasing you again. For a start, I wasn't just killed! Hahaha! If I get another cav, you're hitting the bench! Thus Eirika saves the day! Sup. Uh.... next chapter! Eirika and co smashed through the enemies. Seth and Moulder both dodged things that would have killed them. I stall for a little in order to get those fun conversations, and the swag! Name LV XP HP ST SK SP LK DF RS Weapon Levels Supports Ephraim 08/-- 71 27 11 11 13 10 08 04 -- LC -- -- Eirika Somewhere else Seth XX/05 46 32 16 15 14 15 12 09 SA LA -- -- Eirika C Forde 12/-- 80 30 11 10 11 08 08 04 SD LC -- -- Franz 11/-- 81 29 09 08 11 06 10 03 SD LC -- -- Van 10/-- 30 22 10 11 14 08 08 09 -- LC -- -- Moldy 07/-- 50 24 07 07 11 03 04 07 -- -- -- SB Garcia 11/-- 74 33 13 11 08 05 07 01 -- -- AB -- Colm 08/-- 40 20 05 07 15 10 07 02 SD -- -- -- Kyle Bench 13/81 Curse Chart Garcia: 4 Ephraim : 4 Seth: 3 Eirika : 2 Franz: 2 Vanessa: 2 Gilliam: 1 Colm: 1 Lute: 1 L'Arachel: 1 Orson: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBHood217 Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 I forget, what happens to Orson if you let him die while he's still a playable unit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 He retreats, similar to Seth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 And Ephraim somehow seizes. Nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted January 24, 2012 Author Share Posted January 24, 2012 And Ephraim somehow seizes. Nice. There's no seize option for him, only Eirika could for that chapter. Who's a brilliant tactician now? Can't even capture a castle! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 That last pic clearly shows Ephy on the throne! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted January 24, 2012 Author Share Posted January 24, 2012 (edited) That last pic clearly shows Ephy on the throne! Uh huh! But he can't seize! There's only item and wait! He wishes he could seize! Edited January 24, 2012 by Dokutayuu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted January 24, 2012 Author Share Posted January 24, 2012 Hey look, an unchapter! Previously on Let's Rage: FE8, Orson surprised us all and tricked us into a castle. Ephraim wasn't actually there but he turned up any way because he's a moron. Is there something on my face? Who? Wait! I sense a flashback coming... Curse you, Eirika! Looks like somebody's the third wheel. Ephraim can't speak right now. I wonder why? It took you that long? Surely you could have wished for something stupid like world peace or to be a great fighter. Expected/10 Wimp. Why not wish for wold domination? What's the matter, too shy? Somebody clearly wants G cups. I didn't hear much praying. Sounds fun. Ephraim's lance? What are daydreaming about Eirika? Stay with us and use your lance! Now that's how a brother's mean to be! Burned! Oh good, I hate flashbacks. Is he a friend too? Jerk. Double jerk. Is this typical? Give me another flashback and I'll neglect both of you. Now, why not give the bracelet to somone you trust? Like myself or Seth? Yes? Well, that stinks. Well... Like that. And that. And then he did that. Good luck with that. Who's going to make his lunch? They're sending me to Viridian City to get a package. For the love of... Ephraim will probably enrage me more. Well, at least I get to keep Seth and his supply of jokes. That's right, you've been ditched! One, beseeched isn't the right word, two, how did that work with Vanessa? He probably doesn't trust any of you any more! Curse Chart Garcia: 4 Ephraim : 4 Seth: 3 Eirika : 3 Franz: 2 Vanessa: 2 Gilliam: 1 Colm: 1 Lute: 1 L'Arachel: 1 Orson: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
13th Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 Its bad when you get a curse and AREN'T EVEN FIGHTING TO SCREW SOMETHING UP... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
30425.com Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 Looking forward to the next chapter where we'll see you handle Gluttonous Gheb and prevent the rape! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted January 27, 2012 Author Share Posted January 27, 2012 Attention duelists! Last time on Let's Rage: FE8, we ditched Eirika and gave her a stupid mission to keep her out of the way. How will Ephraim fair? Will I curse him? Yes! The rest of his speech was boring. So this is Gheb? He resembles Jabba the Hut. There are many explanations, I'll let you decide. I know what I'm assuming. Kinky. That's right! Who knows where she's hiding her message! Just in case you had forgotten. I don't pick fights my men can't win! Or some jerks with horses. Ephraim and Seth really don't get the whole stealth thing. The one sane man. It's a shame he has no eyes. Ephraim's? It's true. Ephraim will just stab you without asking! Nah. Are you going to interrogate her too? That eyeless guy sure does get about. Quite right! You're bigger than all of them! I'm sure they all will be! I already have Vanessa! But being the hero I am, I shall save you! I'm not even surprised any more. Curse you, Colm! For some reason, most of my good pictures are gone! Oh well! What a gentleman! The moron who can bumble his way through even the most unlikely situation? Eh, close enough. Curse you, Seth! I expected better from you! I still don't like my odds. What!?! I thought this game was meant to be a cakewalk? Forgive me, Sir Gheb! Stolen! Curse you, Gheb! Like why Tana's so sore around the rear! Eyeless dude? I think you might want to keep quiet. Other than to destroy your shiny thing? Curse you, eyeless dude! It didn't go well for eyeless dude. The old insanity's flaring up again. Seth, you might have to kill him in his sleep. Ephraim? She looks about 9! Curse you, Ephraim! You're a horrible influence on girls! The beard guy? He would probably appreciate the back... Dun dun dun! Plot twist! I guess this could be done much much faster. However, I avoided giving Seth too many kills, and Amelia felt like breaking her face on Seth a lot, despite there being easier targets. Colm also felt like falling asleep. I steal all the swag too! Poor Forde, he's being beaten by his brother. 21/102 Name LV XP HP ST SK SP LK DF RS Weapon Levels Supports Ephraim 12/-- 81 28 12 13 16 12 09 06 -- LB -- -- Eirika Somewhere else Seth XX/06 65 33 17 15 14 15 12 09 SA LS -- -- Eirika C Forde 14/-- 27 31 11 11 12 10 10 05 SC LC -- -- Franz 14/-- 17 32 12 10 13 07 11 05 SD LC -- -- Van 12/-- 15 22 10 13 15 08 09 11 -- LB -- -- Moldy 09/-- 23 25 08 07 11 04 04 08 -- -- -- SA Garcia 13/-- 52 34 15 11 08 06 07 01 -- -- AB -- Colm 08/-- 56 20 05 07 15 10 07 02 SD -- -- -- Amelia 02/-- 91 16 04 04 06 06 03 03 -- LE -- -- Curse Chart Ephraim : 5 Garcia: 4 Seth: 3 Eirika : 3 Franz: 2 Vanessa: 2 Colm: 2 Gilliam: 1 Lute: 1 L'Arachel: 1 Orson: 1 Gheb: 1 Eyeless Dude: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Thank you for posting while I was in school, Dr. Shin! You made my wait easier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arvilino Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Curse you, Gheb! Looks like Gheb's brilliant plan to make you recieve an iron axe succeeded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted January 28, 2012 Author Share Posted January 28, 2012 Last time on Let's Rage: FE8, we defeated the brilliant tactician, Sir Gheb. It was no easy task but in the end, Ephraim's suicidal plans worked. Now, we've head towards some port town, but, naturally, it's full of enemies! Amelia also gets her first chapter to shine in! Well, that stinks. Let's think of it this way. Without Seth, she would have doomed the world at least twice by now. You're the one who volunteered for this mission! Time to get lectured... again. Seth could tell Ephraim wasn't in a good mood. It's like he's suddenly turned evil! Nice move! It's a shame that everyone thinks you're a traitor! By not attacking straight away! Maybe the king? He's pretty evil right now. Lucky guess? Seth can see around corners and through walls! And Ephraim can see through his eyelids! He taught you how to wield your "lance"! I think we've established that he's evil. That's a fairly solid level up. No curses so far this chapter. Curse you, Amelia! Something. It's Eyeless dude! So why aren't you giving me torches instead? I really don't think Forde can use... Poor horsie. Even more so, poor Soldier crotch. I don't think he can help being chased by an army. You might as well kill yourself now! Colm did his best! It looks like Joshua isn't the only guy who needs glasses. In retrospect, I really should have healed him first. She needs as many kills as she can get. Three incredible trophies? Well, I was going to be destroyed but sure. By slaughtering your home country. He actually didn't say anything but Ephraim's clearly played FE3. So why are we bothering with protecting them then? He might board your ship... Ephraim's shy! THE END! The ballistae were a little annoying. Amelia desperately tries to steal kills, Cormag had a nasty tendency to crit everything. Another turn and I may have got the boss, but oh well. 10/112 Name LV XP HP ST SK SP LK DF RS Weapon Levels Supports Ephraim 14/-- 37 30 13 13 17 14 09 06 -- LB -- -- Eirika Somewhere else Seth XX/07 34 34 17 15 15 15 12 10 SA LS -- -- Eirika C Forde 15/-- 41 32 11 11 13 10 10 06 SC LB -- -- Franz 15/-- 11 33 12 10 13 07 12 05 SC LC -- -- Van 13/-- 16 22 10 13 15 08 10 11 -- LB -- -- Moldy 09/-- 92 25 08 07 11 04 04 08 -- -- -- SA Garcia 13/-- 92 34 15 11 08 06 07 01 -- -- AB -- Colm 09/-- 64 21 06 07 15 10 07 02 SD -- -- -- Amelia 04/-- 98 17 04 07 06 08 04 04 -- LE -- -- Dusty XX/08 07 41 17 12 12 08 17 07 SA LA AA -- Cormag 10/-- 25 31 14 10 11 04 12 03 -- LC -- -- Curse Chart Ephraim : 5 Garcia: 4 Seth: 3 Eirika : 3 Franz: 2 Vanessa: 2 Colm: 2 Gilliam: 1 Lute: 1 L'Arachel: 1 Orson: 1 Gheb: 1 Eyeless Dude: 1 Amelia: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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