Mercenary Lord

Hey people.

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Well, it's me. The 'official' battle spriter of FEPS, headed by Klokinator. I don't really believe I'm that good, but I try my best, and stuff.

So...anyway. I'm here. Hi.

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fuck another mercenary

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OHAI!

Wait a second...

How come this forum is soon gonna be haunting with Mercs?

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i dont know but i always felt mercenary was awkward to have as a prefix/title

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It's not a prefix. It's my name. You are welcome to work for me. gee_wiz_emoticon.gif

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He's clearly the Lord of Mercenaries, while you're just a commoner. Raven, you are owned by him. Like, like a slave.

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No...nononononono...not a slave. More like...a serf. Or an unpaid intern. Definitely not a sla-yeah, he's a slave.

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im better than you

im like ike

i went from lord down to mercenary because im better than you (check my name changes) and i will be back in the sequel to be the second best character in the game

first best is haarace/horace (fuck pkl hes not haarace at all) because he's a wyvern and fat

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Man, even though I like you a lot, I'm going to have to dock your pay for that kind of insubordination.

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what pay

i live on the streets, fighting evil and fuckin bitches

i am leader of the ravanguard

isnt that cute he thinks hes my employer, i have no employer i am a lone wolf (or the leader of the ravanguard)

Edited by Mercenary Raven

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Technically, what you do is not Mercenarism, it's Vigilantism. Mercenaries fight for gold. Nothing else. So...yeah.

Let's try not to ruin a good relation ship, eh? I already docked your pay once. It'd be a shame if you couldn't afford those 'bitches' you 'fuck', hmmm?

Oh man I am enjoying this.

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i dont pay for my bitches, we make love not profit

batman isnt a bat, myrmidons arent this, vaida's not a lord, and last but not least Titania isnt gold at all

i dont see your point about mercenaries and vigilantism

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it's too bad myrmidons aren't like that, that'd be bad-ass as fuk.

And you're right. You make no profit. They do. What's the word.....uh....prostitution?

Hm...I'm sure I'll remember eventually.

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point is i dont have an employer

i *am* the employer but i dont pay my employees

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Hello and welcome. Enjoy your time here.

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you're not allowed here

April Fools!

Welcome to SF, enjoy your stay, may it be long.

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curse you, internet

Edited by Machis the Renegade Knight

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Don'y curse the internet...it tries it's hardest...

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Sorry, I don't curse the internet...

I spam many spell tags on it; then curse it!

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