Report post Posted April 1, 2012 Well, it's me. The 'official' battle spriter of FEPS, headed by Klokinator. I don't really believe I'm that good, but I try my best, and stuff. So...anyway. I'm here. Hi. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Report post Posted April 1, 2012 Welcome to SF! Have a good time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Report post Posted April 1, 2012 A good time shalt be hadeth. Never fear! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Report post Posted April 1, 2012 fuck another mercenary Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Report post Posted April 1, 2012 OHAI! Wait a second... How come this forum is soon gonna be haunting with Mercs? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Report post Posted April 1, 2012 i dont know but i always felt mercenary was awkward to have as a prefix/title Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Report post Posted April 1, 2012 It's not a prefix. It's my name. You are welcome to work for me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Report post Posted April 1, 2012 He's clearly the Lord of Mercenaries, while you're just a commoner. Raven, you are owned by him. Like, like a slave. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Report post Posted April 1, 2012 No...nononononono...not a slave. More like...a serf. Or an unpaid intern. Definitely not a sla-yeah, he's a slave. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Report post Posted April 1, 2012 im better than you im like ike i went from lord down to mercenary because im better than you (check my name changes) and i will be back in the sequel to be the second best character in the game first best is haarace/horace (fuck pkl hes not haarace at all) because he's a wyvern and fat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Report post Posted April 1, 2012 Man, even though I like you a lot, I'm going to have to dock your pay for that kind of insubordination. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Report post Posted April 1, 2012 (edited) what pay i live on the streets, fighting evil and fuckin bitches i am leader of the ravanguard isnt that cute he thinks hes my employer, i have no employer i am a lone wolf (or the leader of the ravanguard) Edited April 1, 2012 by Mercenary Raven Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Report post Posted April 1, 2012 Technically, what you do is not Mercenarism, it's Vigilantism. Mercenaries fight for gold. Nothing else. So...yeah. Let's try not to ruin a good relation ship, eh? I already docked your pay once. It'd be a shame if you couldn't afford those 'bitches' you 'fuck', hmmm? Oh man I am enjoying this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Report post Posted April 1, 2012 Haaaahmmm... the troll is sickening in this topic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Report post Posted April 1, 2012 Isn't it? It's fun to deflect, though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Report post Posted April 1, 2012 i dont pay for my bitches, we make love not profit batman isnt a bat, myrmidons arent this, vaida's not a lord, and last but not least Titania isnt gold at all i dont see your point about mercenaries and vigilantism Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Report post Posted April 1, 2012 it's too bad myrmidons aren't like that, that'd be bad-ass as fuk. And you're right. You make no profit. They do. What's the word.....uh....prostitution? Hm...I'm sure I'll remember eventually. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Report post Posted April 1, 2012 point is i dont have an employer i *am* the employer but i dont pay my employees Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Report post Posted April 1, 2012 Hello and welcome. Enjoy your time here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Report post Posted April 1, 2012 Thanks, dude, Nice to see a friendly face. :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Report post Posted April 1, 2012 you're not allowed here April Fools! Welcome to SF, enjoy your stay, may it be long. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Report post Posted April 1, 2012 (edited) curse you, internet Edited April 1, 2012 by Machis the Renegade Knight Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Report post Posted April 1, 2012 Don'y curse the internet...it tries it's hardest... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Report post Posted April 2, 2012 Sorry, I don't curse the internet... I spam many spell tags on it; then curse it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
