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Nuzlocke Old School!

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  1. 1. Who will die first!

    • Shin
      11
    • Serious Bananas
      3
    • Refa
      7
    • Horace
      3

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After years of trying to kill each Horace, I have challenged him to a Nuzlocke! However, some other crazy people have joined in!

IN THE BLUE CORNER, CURSING EVERYTHING, IS SHIN!

IN THE YELLOW CORNER, NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL RIPE, SERIOUS BANANAS!

IN THE GREEN CORNER, PLAYING A BAD TRANSLATION, REFA!

IN THE RED CORNER, THE KING OF DRAFTS, THE DREADED, GENERAL HORACE!

Kill Counts

Horace: 7

Shin: 10

Refa: 8

Serious Bananas: 2

We'll be posting progress, stay tuned folks!

Edited by Parco Folgore

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This ought to be interesting. Make the flavour good!

Also someone name a Squirtle after me. :U

Edited by Folgore Blue

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Oh, brother. :lol: Shin vs. Horace vs. some other people?

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THIS BATTLE WILL GO ON FOR CENTURIES!!!

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Missed a Scratch with no accuracy drops thanks to a glitch and got crit on the same turn. Time for Mt Moon relying on Water gun Rattata to kill Geodudes.

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Shin's journey

At last! A chance to defeat Horace! I decided I'd run away from home, because that's what all 10 year olds do. However, some old guy stopped me. He took me to his lab, I didn't say a word.

He was there. My eternal rival... Horace! His evil grin was grinning at me evilly! I chose Bulbasaur because it was good for the environment or something. Horace trolled me and chose Charmander... what a jerk! He had the nerve to challenge me to a battle but...

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Take that, Horace!

I decided to go, but as soon as I entered the shop, I became a delivery boy. I took Oak's parcel back, and he gave me the Pokemon equivalent of Wikipedia... but empty... jerk! I set off, and bought some balls at the mart. My first victim was a Nidoran Female, who soon became known as TheTinyImp. She was level 2, and pretty wimpy. I hoped to get lucky as I approached Viridian Forest, but I found a Pidgey. He was Harpoon. Let's have a look...

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Hey, at least Boron doesn't stink!

After Timp gained a level or three, I entered the forest. Hoping to catch a Pikachu I...

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Got trolled as usual. Welcome aboard, Banzai!

The forest was an XP goldmine, and I kept stumbling across fools who wanted to fight me. I crushed them! I decided to take on the first trainer in the gym. I barely escaped with my life, Boron's leech seed saved the day. I was foolish enough to face Brock a little later... Boron seeded, growled and then hid behind the mighty...

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Banzai? He's as hard as hard can be... because he's an English Major!

It was a gruelling battle, but in the end I was victorious.

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The battle has only just begun. I shall be victorious!

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Curses, Boron died to a critical hit and Harpoon missed a gust! Curse you, fortune!

R.I.P the pair of you.

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Welcome to the world of Pokemon! Now it is time to set off in your grand adventure to be the very best and...

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screw it the SNES is better

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Our hero breaks and enters into his first house and attempts to steal a town map, but fails because he forgot he had to go into tall grass first

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Charmander is obviously the best choice, bulbasaur is for chumps

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...

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Curses!

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After defeating the feeble shin and his squirtle, our hero went north towards viridian city using Camizord to mutilate the local wildlife. After doing stuff that he didn't really care about, he went towards the pokemon league and caught is first pokemon

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i've got nothing

then our hero WENT UP AND SEIZED THOVE IN 9 TURNS, catching a pidgey along the way

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his sprite just screams henry

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sand attack is probably the best turn shaver ever

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text

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he's stealing my strategies!

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but his awful luck gets him killed

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gg

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now give me half of your money so you can white out

our hero adventures north into the viridian forest, deadset on catching something that will help against brock

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... negative

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i am terrible at pocket monsters

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fuckkkk

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instead of going to the gym, our hero went to the museum to learn about space

also didn't armstrong land on the moon in the apollo 11 or something

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this sums up this battle

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until here!

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WHY THE FUCK DOES BROCK HAVE A FULL HEAL

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Sand attack, tail whip, win

zero fatalities life is good but kakuna is probably the worst thing ever

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A brand new adventure awaits! Being the egomaniacal self-centered jurkafuss that he is, Refa could not stand still as a Nuzlocke competition was about to commence. So he too joins the fray!

But he won't be playing any normal ol' version of Pokemon, but that weird version that came out of and stayed in Japan/Nihon/OUTER SPACE. Pokemon Green! With an amazing fan translation!

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It has different sprites! Look at Squirtle TORTA, don't you just wanna give him a hug?

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Refreshing!

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I'm one of those hipsters that turns his console into a computer because I can. cool.gif

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TAKEAWAY TO THE ORPHANAGE

CONSIGN TO OBLIVION

ABANDON LIKE A BOSS

EXIT...!

Such delightful choices!

Anyways, I go into the grass, Pokemon blablabalabalEVsblablabla-

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Yeah, whoever designed Bulbasaur should be fired for being lazy.

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My first mate!

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Guys, guys. This isn't fun and games anymore. THIS IS A BATTLE TO THE DEATH! Tails will be wagged!

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SHIN, you can never defeat one such as I with such feeble tactics!

Time to head towards the place that everyone heads to! WHITE TOWN!

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Not just to make fun of signs either!

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There are no anti-trust laws in the world of Pokemon!

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Oh dear...

So then I return to Oak because I have to pass the time while this man is in his drunken stupor and he babbles and he babbles and...

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what

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THIS GAME

OK, so the moment you've all been waiting for.

What will my first Pokemon be?

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SURE WHY NAT

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Beautiful!

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THIS GAME

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Hahaha he has a hangover, see Pokket Monsters isn't just for children you guys.

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I too have a Pokemon that BLOWs!

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I'll alliance your PET!

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BOBO sucks man, I've got this match in the-

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I APOLOGIZE FOR EVERYTHING PLEASE DONT KILL ME

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jk BOBO still sux.

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Oh and I caught a CATAP or something.

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Will I make it through the gauntlet that is...THE FOREST? Why did I go to Viridian City if not to make fun of signs? Should I give my Pokemon better nicknames ONLY WHEN THEY'VE EARNED IT DAMMIT. All of your other questions besides the one I've just answered will be answered next time on-

POKKET MANSTERS GREEN NUZLUCK CHALLANGE

Edited by Refa

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Shin's journey part 2

All is good, I see some friendly kids. They challenge me to a battle and...

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No!!!! I hate this game! I'm so sorry, Boron. Forgive me!

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At least this is some consolation. Harpoon dies at some point.

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Wait! Not intentionally!

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OK, let's do this!

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No!!!! I just replaced you!

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Score!

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Finally! He can actually attack now!

I beat up some nerds for a while, the I got out.

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I'm doomed.

Deaths: Boron, Harpoon, Harpoon Jr

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Guys you're really inspiring me to do a Nuzlocke

stop it

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Guys you're really inspiring me to do a Nuzlocke

stop it

Sure, it all looks like fun and games.

But this is srsbsns. One might say serious bananas, but that's taking it too far.

Just look at how many Pokemon Shin has killed off so far! You can't follow in his footsteps, he's evvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvil and/or incompetent!

Edited by Refa

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If you can beat Horace you're okay. You have a chance for a Grass Pokemon, and even if that fails there are more trainers to beat.

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THE NEST UPDATE

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Hey look, it's the punny guy. Come on man, say something punny. I need some comfort in the alien world that is this fan translation.

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LURN TOO ANGLAIS

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I'll beat you into a productive member of society if I have to!

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Don't worry, there's some vigilante justice for you!

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FUCK I MUST GO ON AHEAD

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THANK THE LORD SPACE JESUS HECK THANK YOU THE READER EVEN THOUGH YOU DID NOTHING

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You can make it, don't die on me, I love you so much, I'll give you a betterer name and like more food and stuff and just don't die!

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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Oh yeah, where was I?

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Oh yeah, being the best societal reformer ever.

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I know right, I am the best despite what certain poll results insinuate!

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Uh, whoops...Sorry lil' guy, you'll get a nickname! EVENTUALLY

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Oh, and Vun had EVOLUTED or something, I dunno I wasn't paying attention.

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REFA had to CHOKE a bitch.

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what

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Yeah, lovely, Dark grey city is the best, I get-

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Yeah, yeah, will you just-

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Ju-

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Dammit, shut u-

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English, do you speak it?

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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo I will let you ruin my perception of the good men and women of Team Rocket!

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ME TOO BRO OAKS A BITCH AIN'T HE.

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Pokket Mansters are exactly like high risk stocks, yes.

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Come at me, bro.

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PROTIP FOAM TO WIN

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Verilly.

Edited by Refa

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[spoiler=Up to Cerulean City]People seem to think I will not die first

People seem to think I know what i'm doing

People are all horribly wrong

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thankfully, he still only knows harden. wonderful.

i applaude him on not dying.

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literally every trainer on this route thinks shorts are the best or you're hitting on them

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... no pokemon for route 3

spearow is actually good

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thankfully, i caught igor the zubat

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I'm sorry, why does Rattata learn water gun

it's a fucking rodent

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so many fucking zubats

i swear to god

General Horace

OH MY GOD

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Refa

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there's a raticate

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he's gonna kill my whole team

Refa

NO HORACE HE IS THE WORST WHY DIDNT YOU AVOID HIM

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I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS THERE

Refa

Like I shoulda done with Jiggly Poppins girl

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General Horace

He's confused now

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i might be able to win

Refa

Yessss

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without fatalaties

Refa

Zoobat is the best

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now he's burned

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this is good

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oh my god

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he almost one shotted Charmander

Refa

Nooo!

King Marth 64

NNNNNOOOO!!!!

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General Horace

NOOOT HENRY

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NOOOOO

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WHAT HAPPENED

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FUCK YOU GAME

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THAT

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NOOOOOOOO

King Marth 64

WWWWHHHHHYYYYY!!!!!???????

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MY PIDGEY DIED TOO BRO I KNOW YOUR PAIN

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THANKS MAN

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ok finally out of that hellhole

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i have no potions and this is my team status

i also was lost in mount moon for about an hour and darkandroid125 had to explain type effectiveness to me

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then i got to catch another rattata and i crit kill it with water gun

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then i wander around in this dudes backyard for the rare candy i remembered finding when i was like 9

break before nugget bridge i'm scared i think there's another raticate up there

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Yes, Horace, I think there is another Raticate

methinks your rival has it

also, more people no faith in Shin

Edited by Manix

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