Shin Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 The ending was amazing, such a good level with such a good weapon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PKL Posted June 10, 2013 Author Share Posted June 10, 2013 (edited) NOT CATRIA. Wrys is playing 0% growths. Edited June 10, 2013 by Peekayell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 Wrys is playing 0% growths. This is why he'll get DA BOOSTAS Unless I decide Tiki wants them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Sage Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 its ok wrryyyyysss is still amazing even without da boostas cause he's wrrryyysss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terrador Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 (edited) [spoiler=YARANAIKA DAY]Welcome, one and all, to this week's episode of Pimp My Chump! Starring your contestant for today, the one, the only, the master of all YARANAIKA arts and of deadly penetration, please welcome... Biiiiiirakuuuuuuuuuuu!! Yaranaika. Yaranaika. Vyland's rigid penetration is simply too much for this poor Thief. Yaranaika. The impeccable lance... Yaranaika... None can withstand its might!! S-so powerful~ Yet even his strength can dwindle... He fights on, brave and powerful! Each battle only makes him grow MIGHTIER!! Yet another victim for the invincible Biraku~ Invincible, yes, but he does have trouble... getting it up... sometimes. I... expected better of you, Biraku... One is defeated, but many more have yet to fall... Another, who foolishly wanted to do it. Yaranaika. Ah, the bitter irony...! Yet another fool who wished to challenge the Holy Hero Biraku... I get the feeling that Vyland could topple the Empire singlehandedly. Yaranaika. Dammit, you were plugging a point. Curse you, uncooperative Thwomp! Even after slaying the THWOMP, Birakuuuuuuu levels poorly... Crit. Blicked. Goodnight, gay nomad. Rest in hell for daring to challenge Lord Yaranaikaaaa~ Himself! The lightning speed... of Yaranaika... Lances break... under the brutal, thrusting force of Yaranaika. Ironically enough, this Javelin has one charge left. Yaranaika!! Pierced... by Biraku. Biraku's strikes are as rigid as his genitals. THERE. I SAID IT. You'd think that, of all people, Biraku would be good at... growing. I have honestly lost count, but I think that Biraku has gotten... let's see here... four, and then three of four, plus one, and then four remain of sixteen... that's a score of murders this map. Dayum. So on, and so forth, until the last is slain by a critical thrust. Thus, Lord Yaranaika Himself is Warped in to do battle with one who claims to be a hero... ah, what a fool. Finally, Vyland procs something on a level. Finally. With a final mighty thrust, this man of Grust falls. THWOMPS are no match for Biraku. Two armor-piercing thrusts later~ Slaughtering innocents: the Yaranaika way. Finally... his body is ready. That is more like it~ He moves with such grace~ That's kill #30, ladies and gents. Ain't he just fantastic~? Aw yeah. Biraku is above your laws!! Aw, eat a dick. You're useless in every game. "Oh, you misunderstand..." "I wish to go through you. Yaranaika~" For all the might of his penetration, his growth still disappoints... "My name... is Minerva of Macedon. You killed my sister. Prepare to--" Yaranaika. At least she got to be penetrated by a real man before she died. Rewinding~ And the redheaded doms join the Altean army! Let's give y'all a breakdown of how we Pimped! Your! Chump! He's up 11.83 levels, and promoted to boot!His sword rank's gone from low E to the bottom of C, and his lance rank has gone from mid-C to a shining A! +11 HP! +4 Str! +1 Mag! +4 Skl! +6 Spe! +3 Lck! +1 Def! +6 Res! +1 Mov! See you next time, probably doing something entirely different! Woo! Yes, things happened while Biraku wasn't around. Jagen got Warped in to chip a Thief, Wendell and Caeda did a LOT of healing, and some chumps had to help protect their other chumps. BUT WHO CARES, BIRAKU IS THE STAR. WOO! I left the Bullion intact, and sold the Goddess Icon because I thought I was gonna buy Vulneraries. Yaranaika's very nearly broken, the Silver got used a bit, and the Horseslayer is down four charges, but bar that, I was pretty economical. Oh, and the Speedwings and Master Seal went to Biraku. Duh. Edited June 21, 2013 by Terrador Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ema Skye Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 You kinda had to recruit Minerva because she's on the safe list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Refa Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 For the record, I think your update was wonderful though. So personally I think if you redo it, just show the final stats of BIRAKU at the end of the post (unless you pulled a Terrador and didn't kill actually kill her...that wouldn't surprise me). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Bear Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 ...What the heck just happened? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riariadne Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 With Biraku. EDIT: @ZM, never. Rein lost the save and I lost mine after a computer update. I'm fairly certain it's somewhere on Skype, but I'm also fairly certain my computer would explode trying to go back to November for that. Just pretend everyone except for Hannibal died ZM, since that was going to happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 I'm fairly certain it's somewhere on Skype, but I'm also fairly certain my computer would explode trying to go back to November for that. Just pretend everyone except for Hannibal died ZM, since that was going to happen. My new headcanon: Hannibal killed Julius after Julia's Narga/Naga tome broke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PKL Posted June 21, 2013 Author Share Posted June 21, 2013 Jedi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terrador Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 (edited) Minerva was listed for FE12, but not FE11. I distinctly remember discussion being that twelve was too many, so we would have one for each game. Further, I have the final list here, which explicitly states that Minerva is for FE12. http://gyazo.com/f2f86b2e9c921e13c12d865062bc6805 This is from May 23rd, which is the most recent listing. Unless the rules changed and I wasn't informed, Minerva is not safe for FE11. Welp. Jed showed up and said he'd like for Minerva and Tiki to be switched around, but is going "no no don't do it". She lives. RETCONJURATION GO Edited June 21, 2013 by Terrador Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CT075 Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 (edited) I'm fairly certain it's somewhere on Skype, but I'm also fairly certain my computer would explode trying to go back to November for that. Just pretend everyone except for Hannibal died ZM, since that was going to happen. i think i might actually have the save if you're talkinga bout fe4 Edited June 21, 2013 by CT075 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Refa Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 Welp. Jed showed up and said he'd like for Minerva and Tiki to be switched around, but is going "no no don't do it". She lives. RETCONJURATION GO ...What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terrador Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 ...What? You know how Jed gets sometimes, with wanting something but thinking it'll get in the way of other people's stuff when it really doesn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riariadne Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 i think i might actually have the save if you're talkinga bout fe4I have your save on my laptop but I felt that redoing what he did would be pretty lame. Unless you mean SB's save, in which case you should PM it to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Refa Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 Man, SB got me under durress because he killed off all of those units! ALL BECAUSE I DID WHAT ANY REASONABLE MAN WOULD DO AND RAISED JULIA TO HER TRUE POTENTIAL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SB. Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 SHE MASSACRED HALF OF OUR ARMY AND MOSTLY THE COOL ONES TOO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CT075 Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 I have your save on my laptop but I felt that redoing what he did would be pretty lame. Unless you mean SB's save, in which case you should PM it to me...I swear I had it, but the save I have is actually mine... Goshdermint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeaderR Elliot Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 BRO UPDATEWell I must say I cannot possibly top that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Refa Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 SHE MASSACRED HALF OF OUR ARMY AND MOSTLY THE COOL ONES TOO IT'S OK JULIA DIDN'T DIE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SB. Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 FINN DID THOUGH JERK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terrador Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 (edited) Aight, apparently, I forgot that Warp is banned. However, my use of it is trivial--funny thing is, the Thief AI (for some reason) only goes after one chest if wounded, and Jagen chips him by Turn 2 either way (I did do a run without da WARPS, only to get ambushed by the reinforcements while chasing Dracos and left unable to chokepoint them at all). And the Warp to the Hero was just saving myself boring running turns, since nothing else left on the map at that time moved. If we get a minority (2/6) of players seriously objecting to this, I'll re-do the map (bah), but I'm passing the save onto Elliot under the assumption that nobody cares. Because epic Biraku was worth it. And Shin and Elliot have already gone "Yah 'kay it's illegal but updoof was too epic for us to care". Edited June 21, 2013 by Terrador Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breezy Kanzaki Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 I honestly find it okay for that considering that I had faith you would do good this chapter. But the lack of Castor is very saddening, BIRAKU make up for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terrador Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 I'm just wondering what my gimmick for C17 is. Well, if Jed ain't back from vacation by the time C13 comes around, I'll give him 17, but still. I will brainstorm. And it will be amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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