Wizard Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 Here is my brand-new fan-fic, CordeliaxChrom. heya, meye name is cordeleeah. im a peggy knight, and i <3 chrom. weye wont he <3 me like i <3 him? i has galleyforks, but he married dat tomboy gurl sully. nowi she will pay!!!!11!!!1 "hey sully, can i kill you pls?" "k" i then hit sully with a kunife and she exploded. i then ate her toenales for teh lolz. i washed it down wiv some vwodka. wen i woak up, i began to realizze: id spent teh niight with chwom! I loooked next to mii, expecting chwom, but i fownd ricken, who was cos-playing as chwom. a few months later, i fownd out i was preggers with ricky's beby. or maybe it wos generic village gurl's......??!?!!?! THE END Disclaimer to Cordeleeah Cordelia lovers: I don't hate Cordelia, I just love the terribad 'fan-fics' I can make from her unrequited love for Chrom. This IS a troll-fiction, so rate it as such. Thanks for reading~! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renne Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 what the hell did I read I think I lost some brain cells reading this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 wen i woak up, i began to realizze: id spent teh niight with chwom! I loooked next to mii, expecting chwom, but i fownd ricken, who was cos-playing as chwom.a few months later, i fownd out i was preggers with ricky's beby. or maybe it wos generic village gurl's......??!?!!?! Then who was phone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SB. Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 what the hell did I read I think I lost some brain cells reading this. i lost all of my brain cells reading this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 I hate FE13 fanfiction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizard Posted September 15, 2013 Author Share Posted September 15, 2013 I hate FE13 fanfiction. My mind was destroyed after reading a 'certain' FE13 fan-fic... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerker Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 waht. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Djeets Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 another topic that degenerate my already tired mind... i'm really falling into despair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 My mind was destroyed after reading a 'certain' FE13 fan-fic... Which one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizard Posted September 15, 2013 Author Share Posted September 15, 2013 If I posted a link, I'd probably get warning points or something. However I can tell you that you'll find it via Google by searching 'fire emblem aversa fan fiction.' It involves Brady. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 If I posted a link, I'd probably get warning points or something. However I can tell you that you'll find it via Google by searching 'fire emblem aversa fan fiction.' It involves Brady. I know what you're talking about. It's that one story when Aversa sneaks into Brady's tent and...yeah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 n Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 Then who was phone? Priam obv. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizard Posted September 15, 2013 Author Share Posted September 15, 2013 Le gasp. You found out! ;_; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inui Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 i fapped Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ciarre Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 10/10 update pls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 Also I literally just noticed your icon was Keisuke No wonder this was so messed up, obv. Yama co-wrote it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Party Moth Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 This reminds me of the fact that most fanfiction is crap. Which is a shame, since the medium has so much blatantly unused potential. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
euklyd Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 This reminds me of the fact that most fanfiction is crap. Which is a shame, since the medium has so much blatantly unused potential.[citation needed] If it does, I can't say I've seen it. /cheapshot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Party Moth Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 If it does, I can't say I've seen it. /cheapshot It's not in the realm of impossibility to create works of art that further expand upon and even deepen the philosophical meanings of the original work's concepts. It's just that those who try to do so are mostly hormonal teenagers who have no sense of art inexperienced and tend to be even sloppier than the original work. Most don't even make 2nd drafts. I'd go into detail, but lolfarfromtheforest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
euklyd Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 It's not in the realm of impossibility to create works of art that further expand upon and even deepen the philosophical meanings of the original work's concepts. It's just that those who try to do so are mostly hormonal teenagers who have no sense of art inexperienced and tend to be even sloppier than the original work. Most don't even make 2nd drafts. I'd go into detail, but lolfarfromtheforest You're bringing actual logic and arguments into this? It was a /cheapshot and a joke. I have seen a few fanfics that are okay/pretty good, but I think I'll stick with novels for now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interest Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 Meanwhile in some sane alternate reality... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizard Posted September 16, 2013 Author Share Posted September 16, 2013 Hmmm... You know, I feel like making a far more serious fan-fiction about Devil Survivor... To add to the post about poor quality fan-fiction... I used to use a website called Wattpad to show people the stories I write. After a while of getting literally 5 views, I realised: Poor-quality One Direction fan-fics will always get more views than the stuff that actually has a decent amount of thought put into the writing, characters, and dialogue. That shouldn't be the case. It's my dream to one day publish a book and sell a million copies. If I don't get there, and I'm beaten by clones of 50 Shades of Grey and other such writings, I would've failed, and my whole life would've been a waste. Then I'll get married and have children. Done~! If I'm in a trollish mood, I'll make part two to this troll-fic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Bear Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 (edited) ^the transition isn't easy... I've attempted srs fics several times since dumping my Donnel fic and they've all resulted in ragequits. Of course it could just be that I'm a terrible author... Edited September 18, 2013 by Lonely Wallcrab Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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