Magical Glace Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 Inspired by that children's book, If You Give a Mouse a Cookie. Here's how it works. I say: "If you give a mouse a cookie" the next poster will tell of what happens as a result. Then they give another sentence, replacing mouse and cookie with whatever they choose and the game goes on. Results of giving, stuff to give and stuff to give to don't have to make sense. I'll start simple with: If you give a mouse a cookie... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garnef Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 It dies of too much sugar. If you give a Nexas a hard game to play... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owain_the_swordsman Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 They still die of sugar. If you eat bacon.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magical Glace Posted November 21, 2014 Author Share Posted November 21, 2014 You gain 100 lbs. If you give a lolipop a carrot... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elieson Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 The lolipop sings into it If you give a moose a muffin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magical Glace Posted November 21, 2014 Author Share Posted November 21, 2014 It will explode If you give a dog a cat.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garnef Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 (edited) They will merge together to form Catdog! *Insert Theme song here* If you give a Yamcha a Hercule... Edited November 21, 2014 by Nexas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owain_the_swordsman Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 They mate. If a drink drinks a drink... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuki Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 it gets full of itself if you give japan a spongebob... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owain_the_swordsman Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 They make sponge sushi. If you eat a pokemon.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 You turn into Kirby. If you give Sain a facebook account... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owain_the_swordsman Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 He gets 0 friends. If you join smash bros.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perfect Infinitive Exitus Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 You will fight as missingno. If henry would be lord/protagonist... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X-Naut Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 The death toll of Awakening would be ten times higher. If you give Charlie Brown a rock... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magical Glace Posted November 22, 2014 Author Share Posted November 22, 2014 He will show it glumly If you give a pillow a stain... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuki Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 (edited) it'd be embarassed in front of sofa-senpai If you give a Falchion a Ragnell Edited November 22, 2014 by TheYukianesa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 They fall in love and have a kid. That kid is a golden sacred sword that's good against demons, dragons, and everything. Because f logic, rule 34, no exceptions... If you give a dragon a wii... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James McCloud Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 The wii will overheat. If you give a cow a cheeseburger... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kao Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 It gets morbidly obese. If you give a Nintendo fan a Sonic game... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owain_the_swordsman Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 He will get pissed off and destroy it If you kill Lucina.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterIceTeaPeach Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 ... the person deserves a cookie. If you give away all your Fire Emblem copies... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perfect Infinitive Exitus Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 You will regret it because in 20 years they will be worth gold. If Simon belmont would have a sword instead of a whip... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owain_the_swordsman Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 He would be FEA dlc. If you owain and Lucina had a kid.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Word would get out that the Ylissean royalty is inbreeding like hillbillies and there would be a peasant revolt. True, that often happened irl where royals would marry their cousins to keep the bloodline "pure", but that doesn't appear to be the standard here. If you put Ike in Taco Bell... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magical Glace Posted November 24, 2014 Author Share Posted November 24, 2014 He'd die. If you give a Lucina a Valflame... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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