Fire Red Nuzlocke

[Shinehollow]

This isn't FR Omega because I couldn't find a rom.Don't worry,this will still have plenty of fails.

Well,I have no idea how to start this,but whatever.I'm going to use all the standard nuzlocke rules.I won't add any extras other then I pick my starter by the last number of my trainer ID because I'm a wimp I'm too lazy to look them up.

[spoiler=ERRANDS]

Do I need to explain?

Well,I'm a girl,and I'll just name myself a random name similar to my username.DEAL WITH IT.

Again,explaining.

That name is so unoriginal it bites.And the text speed is so slow.Button mashing doesn't do much,either.

THAT'S BETTER.Why can't you change the settings before you start like in Ruby,Sapphire and Emerald?The slow speed makes the intro much tedious.

Free potion right at the beginning of the game!This is helpful if your starter has extremely poor defense.

I KNOW THAT.I HAVE PLAYED A POKEMON GAME BEFORE.

Well,got to the lab,did story shit,and checked my ID.Last number is 6,so Squirtle it is.

I HAVE NO CREATIVITY,OKAY?

Well,here's my Squirtle.Sassy raises Sp.Defense,but lowers speed.Fuck.This little dude will probably be out sped by Brock's Geodude.

Did more story shit,and now this bastard wants to fight.I'm going to be out sped,I know it.Spoiler=I am.

I WOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO DO THIS IF SOMEONE'S TACKLE HIT.

Eh.That wasn't that hard.

Dude,you out speed me with a Bulbasaur.I think you picked the right Pokemon.

Now,onward to Viridian!I wish I had Pokeballs so much.

I don't want to go in here because I can't buy anything,but I have to.Because story.

I don't really want to be associated with him.

Of what?A Pokeball.One.Pokeball.Plus,you can't tell me what to do!

Never mind,he can.

I won't say hi,though.Silent protagonists rock sometimes.

Now to go all the way back.

I hate to admit it,but yes.I do.

Why does it include him?

I also have my own request.GIVE ME POKEBALLS,AND THEN I WILL LEAVE.

He doesn't give the team who probably helped him any credit.

Can't well all admit this would've been awesome and easy if so?Very anime like as well.And,I just thought,how does it only get data when you catch them?And how does it get that data?These questions may never be answered.

FINALLY.

Really?You look younger then Blaine,yet he can do his job perfectly fine.

Again,why us?

I think this is just an elaborate plan to get Gary out of Pallet Town so he can have some peace.

That has been done many times.

Wait,he says he "hates to say it."Hate.Where'd the jerkass go?

Okay then.We're going to your place after this.

Yeah,same with that clerk at the Viridan Pokemart.

She agrees that Oak could do this himself.

[spoiler=Team]

Did some grinding on the way to Viridian the first time.He now knows Bubble.Tail Whip has been rendered useless 90% of the time.Thanks game.Thanks.

Well,tomorrow or later today we'll see who my first Pokemon is.I only hope it's not a goddamn Rattata.