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I've seen this type of game in various places, but I haven't seen one here, so I thought I'd start one here.

Point of the game is to make a story continue by posting only one word. Standard forum rules apply, so no double-posting to continue the story on your own. Just post a word to keep the story going.

To start, I'll just say a simple name. Take it from here, guys!

[spoiler=The story so far (Warning: Strong language and lack of sense)]


John was dead so his mother called me. Everyone knew that onions make lots of tears so John brought Syria onions for breakfast. I lost billions of onions during that moment. Why can't you stop stealing deez onions from that monstrous fiend and stop Persona people from crying so loudly. Then monkeys exploded in spiraling towers collapsing all onions, they possibly died from tripping on onions. Crying forever seemed like a very aching way to live eternally. But one knight decided to make cupcakes while eating onions. This knight fucked your mom but it didn't produce anything. Hopefully all onions will destroy the sun and freeze Earth to have multiple wives. Honestly, his motives were to eat pasta. Nobody could guess his secret desire to achieve all the recipes for cooking onions but nothing worked. John danced seductively in death for his memories of onions filled blood sausages. Many days passed yet nothing occurred. Meanwhile, in Nebraska, fire pineapples rescued your flying grandmother from the despair. Afterwards, you realized she person was a ghost buster called Morgana Dirty so fish devoured your onions. Why? Because onions are John's bananas, and suddenly pineapples strawberry flamingos appeared ransacking villages. Villagers and archeoseismologists went toot on train. Then everyone died and the onions began to transform into something monstrous. They ate souls from minors. Unicorns went underground fuck like police, yay. So, John was sent to Kansas and marshmallows but avocados tortured his kinder children. They gave him presents filled with ugly bugs wearing silk sweaters with maracas dicks made of rubber and silver pies that exploded flaming heat in volcanos erupting way passed bedtime. Computers were blasted because they were blue colored red don't Rero on top of frosting because onions bursted ninja stars. Then it rained cotton-candy made with the remains of magenta cookies flamingos. Jack kissed a happy girl called Penny. Cars and dogs bump into the mountain that yells about food chain. A Monado Boy danced but suddenly piranhas ate gold pants. Sayonara Lonk got a red hair on his tunic. Then summoned dancing hippos which stabbed the dumbfounded fool. Throwed chocolate hedgehogs at Zanzibar who turned frenzy to due ejaculation. Relieved tensions up your mom's mahou shoujo skeleton forevermore. But potato chips ruined Italy and crashed into onions who destroyed Walter at Hyrule Castle's underground disco arena featuring robotic Mike. Sometimes, Falco punched Juju for stealing his book about bread. Unfortunately, it wasn't good enough for baking orange tacos. Suddenly the Shredder died due to lack of sex and onions. Meanwhile, Dr. Robotnik said potatoes aren't made for planet Chocomomo Flies under the flying octopus to colony where Reyn exploded into pink fedoras made of taters. One day, monsters and human sharks got sick with the one sickness to hell. John Tron met Leonardo and Knuckles. They fired Doctor Quinn and ate cake made by GLaDOS. Spiders ate shinpichu's waifus so Ganon and Link can make cookies. Consequently, however unicycles are undoubted mechons and Captain Falcon danced to kill Bayonetta has onions made from dirt. Fox shine spiked Spike Spiegel into oblivion where Dan fights Johnny Bravo with the Falchion. Everyone thought Dave was dead but then he came back with lots of cheese. Maybe King Bartholomew knew of Dio's secret fusions with Melia the world bonkers fanatic. Sanya found giant eggplants covered in blood. Jake almost screamed after he saw Weegee eating eggplants. Ganondorf groans from increasing discomfort about Zelda's enormous hair that was John Menzies goal for eternal pudding. Time to dance on my balcony and carry over the nyan nep. Eventually Reimu fought Wolverine for stealing onions when monkeys are flaming trolls on wheels. Suddenly, giant Kyubey stomped on Goku who had a bootleg copy of Ninja Gaiden 3. The Chrom fans are kinda sad for Lucina getting pwned by giant enemy crab on the lobster lords of the salt. Lucina ran twenty miles away from hungry piranhas. Ben Affleck was secretly Batman until he got cancer. Ben was very sick, therefore Ben ate peanuts filled with onions. Which caused gastric explosions from space. Then Alm jumped off a boat onto a duck and got boost power in the south of Mordor. Bilbo had seizures because Colonel John Conner set the disco pants aflame. He has dancing cow pancakes that jumped onto four trampolines and exploded all candy pots. Then Dante bought Capcom dolphins for swimming with money in wonderous greed. But he danced with Sanic and tears came along by salty snails. Then everything turned into pudding. Then, penguins ate John's burgers and Roland's pies. Kraken was dancing with multiple vampires who jumped way up into the alternate universe filled with onions. Odin died because Amy threw Paul into boiling lava erupting Odin's Beard with fire and screamed in agony because chickens pecked his eyes out causing to explode. Yogi interviewed Wario and they went to Germany because they want to see some German Shepherds do stuff and explosions! It was very bad so they checked the underground room where there was butter toast and butter socks. Then the king of Prussia learned Portuguese because German won $1,000,000. Communism rules. The turkey fought for Spears because Ike was the worst moderator of all possible forums worldwide. Get a copy from Space Jam Penis Inc. until four dwarfs came out with flying dwarfs. The Hulk died of herpes when no taxes killed Mr. Fantastic so hard that it caused gingivitis. Captain Planet ate poop and became ridiculous thus John started the new console wars and was drunk on power cells because he couldn't read newspapers anymore. John Hitler shat in Spartans stadia where he cried for pie. However, Viking Ninjas got a really nasty case of SPAM in full 4K HD explosive C4 onions. France was marching through Cumm when Hitler squaked Penis



John

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